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When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Ya-hoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different. 

crabgrass

What position? He has no position. It's a bunch of made up nonsense.

you are just being close-minded. it's not made up nonsense, you just can't accept his definition because you are close-minded.

Would your anger only be a sympton of your close mindedness?

payback's a bitch, ain't it.

Thu, 11/25/2004 - 1:24 PM Permalink
KITCH

who cares about your size...i know a guy that is 5 foot nothing and could kick your ass.

Thu, 11/25/2004 - 1:29 PM Permalink
THX 1138

you are just being close-minded. it's not made up nonsense, you just can't accept his definition because you are close-minded.

LOL

payback's a bitch, ain't it.

What payback? Payback for what?

Thu, 11/25/2004 - 6:50 PM Permalink
crabgrass

Would your anger only be a sympton of your close mindedness?

Thu, 11/25/2004 - 6:51 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Payback for what, Crabby?

Thu, 11/25/2004 - 6:54 PM Permalink
Torpedo-8

Getting dizzy yet, THX?

Thu, 11/25/2004 - 8:32 PM Permalink
crabgrass

Payback for what, Crabby?

for being so closeminded.

what else did you think it meant?

Thu, 11/25/2004 - 9:18 PM Permalink
THX 1138

You're the one that brought it up, Bill Fold.

I had nothing to do with what you're talking about, and I can barely even remember it.

So either prove I did what you say I did, or shut the hell up.

Fri, 11/26/2004 - 8:14 AM Permalink
Torpedo-8

Bill-Fool saved posts from 4 1/2 years ago AND printed them out AND knew exactly where to find them?

Man, that guy is strange.

Fri, 11/26/2004 - 9:17 AM Permalink
Torpedo-8

50 pages from 7 years ago? Check yourself in, Fold.

Sat, 11/27/2004 - 8:36 AM Permalink
crabgrass

Seven years ago is nothing... I know people who still go back to things written in B.C.

Sat, 11/27/2004 - 1:39 PM Permalink
Torpedo-8

Fold saves stuff for vengance only. Your comparison is irrelevant, outlandish and worthless.

Sat, 11/27/2004 - 2:09 PM Permalink
crabgrass

"shut the fuck up" - Torpedo-8

Sat, 11/27/2004 - 3:45 PM Permalink
crabgrass

at least someone around here can recognise a joke when they read one.


[Edited by molegrass on Nov 27, 2004 at 03:45pm.]

Sat, 11/27/2004 - 4:45 PM Permalink
Torpedo-8

Yes, DUMon is rather good about being the joke.

Sat, 11/27/2004 - 6:28 PM Permalink
crabgrass

"shut the fuck up" - Torpedo-8

Sat, 11/27/2004 - 7:09 PM Permalink
crabgrass

You know Crabs, you are about the only one left who even acknowledges the guy

I only acknowledge his continuing attempts to talk to and about me after he told me not to talk to him.

It's pretty funny, for someone who claimed he didn't want me to talk to him, he sure tries to get me to talk to him a lot.

Sun, 11/28/2004 - 6:57 AM Permalink
Torpedo-8

You 2 need a pity party. You can invite each other!

Sun, 11/28/2004 - 9:27 AM Permalink
crabgrass

see what I mean?

Sun, 11/28/2004 - 9:32 AM Permalink
Damon

heh

looks like Torpid is everyone's bitch

Sun, 11/28/2004 - 2:07 PM Permalink
Torpedo-8

The teenage wonder appears again.

Sun, 11/28/2004 - 3:15 PM Permalink
Damon

where? I'm in my 20's

Sun, 11/28/2004 - 3:34 PM Permalink
Torpedo-8

Yeah, you fool everyone with that line.

Oh and BTW, quit stalking me.

Sun, 11/28/2004 - 3:55 PM Permalink
Damon

I didn't come to this forum following you

sorry to disappoint

so, Torptard, which is it?  did I take on four years of college loans and graduate, or am I teenager?

you can't stop contradicting yourself, and I can't stop laughing

Sun, 11/28/2004 - 4:15 PM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

Prudish hypocrisy and Monday Night Football

"OH, the poor, suffering little children.

If we are to believe the outcry of the past two weeks, America's youth have been defiled en masse - again. This time the dirty deed was done by the actress Nicollette Sheridan, who dropped her towel in the cheesy promotional spot for the runaway hit "Desperate Housewives" "

And:

"Again as in the Jackson case, we are also asked to believe that pro football is what Pat Buchanan calls "the family entertainment, the family sports show" rather than what it actually is: a Boschian jamboree of bumping-and-grinding cheerleaders, erectile-dysfunction pageantry and, as Don Imus puts it, "wife-beating drug addicts slamming the hell out of each other" on the field."

Desperate Housewives has a new veiwer: The Rat. I gotta see what all this is about.


[Edited 3 times. Most recently by on Nov 28, 2004 at 05:04pm.]

Sun, 11/28/2004 - 5:42 PM Permalink
Torpedo-8

Seven years of college. Flunked out....Ooooooooooops.

Sun, 11/28/2004 - 7:15 PM Permalink
Damon

4 years of college

graduated

bitter

Mon, 11/29/2004 - 7:34 AM Permalink
Torpedo-8

You need help.

Mon, 11/29/2004 - 8:58 AM Permalink
Damon

apparently, you do, you get everything about me wrong

it's funny

Mon, 11/29/2004 - 11:07 AM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

"Fortunately for Harry, in this dicey post-9/11 environment, in this incessant in-our-face coarsening of popular culture, he’s actually in luck.  "

I guess, in the writer's mind, Dirty Harry Callahan contributed nothing to the coarsening of popular culture.

I love ironies like that.

[Edited by on Nov 29, 2004 at 11:48am.]

Mon, 11/29/2004 - 12:33 PM Permalink
crabgrass

How Would Jesus Make Your Day?

Mon, 11/29/2004 - 12:47 PM Permalink
crabgrass

you know, there are still churches were the women are segregated from the men and are not allowed to talk.

and this guy is worried that churches aren't male enough?

Mon, 11/29/2004 - 12:49 PM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

Maybe he's worried that churches are male controlledenough.

He sees and opening for organized religion to gain more power in the country, and he's doing his part to grab all he can get. Can't blame him, I guess.

[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on Nov 29, 2004 at 11:58am.]

Mon, 11/29/2004 - 12:53 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Ain't it the truth?

I hate what Christmas has become.

Tue, 11/30/2004 - 6:22 AM Permalink
ares

see, and i just go to target, buy all the holiday stuff i want, then take the receipt back when it goes on clearance. saves a whole lot of money that way :)

Tue, 11/30/2004 - 7:54 AM Permalink
Byron White

My guess is a lot of those shoppers are democrats that have little or no regard for Christianity.

Tue, 11/30/2004 - 8:02 AM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

That's right. Republicans never go Christmas shopping.

Tue, 11/30/2004 - 8:19 AM Permalink
crabgrass

My guess is a lot of those shoppers are democrats that have little or no regard for Christianity.

and Republicans are entirely adverse to the consumerism of capitalism... uh huh, sure thing

Tue, 11/30/2004 - 8:21 AM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

There are Republicans in my wife's family. I suppose I won't be able to see them because they are shrouded in prayer through the Advent season. Angry and disgusted at the consumerism of Christmas.

I'm sure they're praying for The Rat and his side of the family. The road is narrow, and we fall short of Republicanism.

[Edited 4 times. Most recently by on Nov 30, 2004 at 07:33am.]

Tue, 11/30/2004 - 8:23 AM Permalink
Byron White

That's right. Republicans never go Christmas shopping.

Tue, 11/30/2004 - 8:41 AM Permalink
crabgrass

Are all Republicans Christians?

Are no Democrats Christians?

Tue, 11/30/2004 - 9:15 AM Permalink
crabgrass

Methodist law bars "self-avowed, practicing homosexuals" from ministry.

Such a wonderful religion they got there.

If it had been young boys, they could have just gotten transferred.

[Edited by molegrass on Dec 2, 2004 at 05:50pm.]

Thu, 12/02/2004 - 6:49 PM Permalink
Byron White

trying to steer our political system...as

THEY

see fit.

lots of organizations do that, so what?

Fri, 12/03/2004 - 9:50 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Yep, nothing worse than having religious people trying to influence policy.

Fri, 12/03/2004 - 12:32 PM Permalink
Muskwa

The Founding Fathers were religious, so we can't teach about them in our schools, the wackos!

Fri, 12/03/2004 - 12:47 PM Permalink
pieter b

Religious people wanting to influence policy, no problem. Religious people wanting their articles of faith made the law of the land, big problem. Which particular faith's version of the Truth© wins out over the others? Which parts of scripture do we make law and which do we ignore? Do we outlaw shrimp cocktails, clam chowder and wool/silk blend sportcoats? Is slavery once again acceptable? Can we burn animal sacrifices upon the Altar of God without filing an environmental impact report?

Fri, 12/03/2004 - 1:29 PM Permalink