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The "Super Secret Plan" - AKA: Zeph's Place

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Thread dedicated to Zeph

Clue Master


G.I. Joe


[Edited by on Jan 12, 2005 at 06:39pm.]

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 7:38 PM Permalink
Scribe

Here Timmers. Drink this.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 7:39 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 7:45 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Gordy wants to go to the army surplus store and pick him up a t-shirt, we'll get a pen and put cooler crew 2005 - wish you were here- and have everyone sign a little message on it. He's Army right??

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 7:56 PM Permalink
OTiS

Yes, he's an E-5 Sergeant. He's a generator mechanic for a signal unit.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 7:57 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 7:57 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Oh no, you're gonna get him that crap from Caribou aren't you?

Sorry to break it to you, but Caribou is better.

And the employees there are cool. You can harrass them all you want.


[Edited by on Jan 12, 2005 at 07:07pm.]

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:01 PM Permalink
KITCH

 You can harrass them all you want.

 

where at??

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:02 PM Permalink
OT

Caribou rules!   I went to four Caribou shops and bought them out of their Reindeer Blend after Christmas.  :)

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:03 PM Permalink
KITCH

GI JOE

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:04 PM Permalink
KITCH

USA JOE

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:05 PM Permalink
Clue Master

G.I Jane

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:05 PM Permalink
Scribe

I have my own Boulevard on the map at Grand and Oxford. Thats because I'm special.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:05 PM Permalink
OTiS

I kinda figure these packages will be shared with the people most close to him. He said he has 14 people in his section.

11 men and 3 women.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:07 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Sorry to break it to you, but Caribou is better.

Oh I'm not gonna argue that because I could care less really. But the beans that Starbucks uses for their coffee are superior (aribica) to the (robusta) beans that are much more common, which I am pretty sure Caribou still uses. Some coffee wusses don't like Starbucks because it's 'too strong', but coffee enthusiants will almost always agree that starbucks has better coffee.

PS... I was harrassed all the time by some of my favorite customers, and I dealt it back to them on a dailly basis, it was fun!

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:07 PM Permalink
OTiS

PS... I was harrassed all the time by some of my favorite customers, and I dealt it back to them on a dailly basis, it was fun!

Not to mention that extra flavor he added to the cup.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:08 PM Permalink
Scribe


Blah, blah, blah. I can't hear you...LALALALALA

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:09 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Yeah, you copied that out of the employee manual.

Some coffee wusses don't like Starbucks because it's 'too strong', but coffee enthusiants will almost always agree that starbucks has better coffee.

I like strong coffee, and Starbucks tastes like monkey butt.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:10 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Haha I worked in a starbucks within a grocery store, so it was a small booth and the customer was literally standing right next to me when I was making their drink, so there was no extra flavors being added.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:11 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Just admit you are a girl when it comes to drinking coffee THX. Admit it, admit it.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:12 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Just admit you are a girl when it comes to drinking coffee THX. Admit it, admit it.

I'm a girl when it comes to a lot of things, but that's our secret, right Timmers?

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:12 PM Permalink
Scribe

Het Timmers, no guy who admits to have tasted monkey butt is a girl.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:13 PM Permalink
OTiS

What exactly does Monkey butttaste like THX?

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:13 PM Permalink
THX 1138

I do like Starbucks Frappachino thingys. They're ok.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:13 PM Permalink
OTiS

Ok.. I need to get ready for work and stuff. I'll talk to you guys later.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:14 PM Permalink
Scribe

This conversation is walking a fine line of acceptability.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:14 PM Permalink
THX 1138

What exactly does Monkey butt taste like THX?

I had a really nasty response, but I'm stopping this right now.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:14 PM Permalink
Pay Me

arent most of the conversations on here when the hunt is not going on on the verge of unacceptable.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:15 PM Permalink
treasure chest

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:16 PM Permalink
Scribe

THX was gonna say:

"It depends on what the monkey had for dinner."

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:16 PM Permalink
OTiS

HA HA HA

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:17 PM Permalink
KITCH

Search's live chat room at 9am if anyone

 

sucks....can't get into it at work...

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:18 PM Permalink
OTiS

Either can I Kitch... but I'll be home.. I try to drop some of the convo in the threads for you.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 8:20 PM Permalink
'mom'

Great ideas!!  Once again, the crew pulls together to do what needs to be done!  Re:  the button design -- they aren't made up yet!  I've had it pretty much ready, but I've been putting off getting the thing sized right.  I have the template from the button place around here somewhere, but like every other year....I'll have to call tomorrow and get it faxed to me.  I *think* I can work a ribbon onto it.....not exactly a graphic arts genius here!  ESD (or anyone else) -- want to draw one up for me so I can more or less copy and paste? 

I will try to put my thinking cap on for some other ideas of supplies/stuff to send.  You guys are great though!  They are going to love the MN touches, and the pictures of him as a cut out!  My brain is pretty much mush from lack of sleep, sick kids, and long crazy work days.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 9:38 PM Permalink
Med2k

I'll post this again to see if maybe someone can give me a little insight

 


I had a ton to slog through so I think I missed the beginning of how this all got started, can someone give me the cliff notes version of what all is going on here, where did Zeph come from?

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 9:39 PM Permalink
OTiS

Med2K Let me get settled at work and I'll try to answer you on that one.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 9:43 PM Permalink
Med2k

Thanks OTS, take your time, just trying to get caught up

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 9:46 PM Permalink
Terry

Mom!  I knew the button was just about set.  Didn't know if it was too late to add anything.  That could be way cooler.

 

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 9:50 PM Permalink
OTiS

We'll collect everything at the PDG. SO we have 10 days.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 9:53 PM Permalink
ares

Search's live chat room at 9am if anyone

sucks....can't get into it at work...

me neither. guess i'll have to remote desktop into the home machine to do it then.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 10:04 PM Permalink
treasure chest

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 10:07 PM Permalink
OTiS

Med2K,

Basically the crew as a whole decided to do something for our newest member Zeph. He's a hunt fanatic like the rest of us but is currently surving in IRAQ. We are trying to get together as much stuff for him and some of his unit as we can by the PDG and then send it to them.

AS for the cut out of him and such, we are trying to let him know he will be hunting with us in spirit.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 10:14 PM Permalink
Med2k

That's awesome, my best friends' brother is in Iraq right now too, I've had a chance to talk with him through his brother a few times and am pretty close with his family so I stay up to date on everything he's been doing. He's a marine in the first division meaning he's the first of the first lines and has been since he's been there, he's been through a lot and I have some stories if anyone is interested.

And believe me that anythingyou send them will make them happier than you can imagine. I just got word that Dan (My friends' brother) just got access to a dvd player so I'm going to try and send him something for that.

Bravo to everyone pitching in, it's really a great thing you are doing, and anything you get out of it is magnified ten times over by the person receiving it.

Wed, 01/12/2005 - 11:12 PM Permalink
OTiS

The chances of the mail going to Zeph will most likely not be inspected. But in case it is..... We have to try and keep these basic rules in mind when we shop for him and his fellow soldiers.

CM - If you put it in the mouthwash they will never notice :)

Obscene articles, prints, paintings, cards, films, videotapes, etc., and horror comics and matrices are prohibited.

Any matter depicting nude or seminude persons, pornographic or sexual items, or nonauthorized political materials is prohibited.

Although religious materials contrary to the Islamic faith are prohibited in bulk quantities, items for the personal use of the addressee are permissible.

Firearms of any type are prohibited.

Pork or pork by-products are prohibited.

Fruits, animals, and living plants are prohibited.

All alcoholic beverages, including those mailable under DMM C021, are prohibited.

Materials used in the production of alcoholic beverages (i.e., distilling material, hops, malts, yeast, etc.) are prohibited.

Thu, 01/13/2005 - 1:16 AM Permalink
OTiS

Stpeh and I will make sure this happens. But I want you to all be aware that we will be filling out a form(s) 2976-A when we send these off.

Articles are liable for customs duty and/or purchase tax unless they are bona fide gifts intended for use by military personnel or their dependents. When the contents of a parcel meet these requirements, the mailer must endorse the customs form, “Certified to be a bona fide gift, personal effects, or items for personal use of military personnel and dependents,” under the heading, Description of Contents.

Thu, 01/13/2005 - 1:19 AM Permalink
OTiS

I've got a really nice BIGGGGG list of things to pick from if you are still having issues deciding what to send these guys.

Food Stuff Ideas:

  • Instant coffee. There are many flavored coffees that are very good.
  • Powdered Gatorade
  • Powdered hot chocolate
  • Kool-Aid (presweetened of course)
  • Tea bags
  • Slim Jim's
  • Crackers and Easy Cheese.   Triscuits and Ritz crackers are great.
  • Single servings of bagged chips. (The small bags & nbsp;stay fresh longer)
  • Candy, of course. (M & M's are great, hard candy-anything that won't melt.)
  • Little Debbie snack cakes
  • Bubble gum
  • Rice Krispie Treats
  • Dry cereal. (The small, individual serving boxes stay very fresh.)
  • Kraft Easy Mac
  • Microwave popcorn
  • Beef jerky
  • Granola bars
  • Power bars
  • Dried fruit
  • Chex mix
  • Canned soup
  • Tuna
  • Spices (Onion powder, garlic powder, spice all, ect )
  • Summer sausage
  • Oatmeal
  • Salsa
  • Lollipops
  • Marshmallows
  • Gum
  • Chips
  • Ragu Express
  • Canned chicken
  • Salad dressing
  • Instant soup
  • Fast food condiments (Hot sauce, ketchup, mustard, salt and pepper packets, relish, Mayo)

    Practical stuff:

  • Clorox wipes
  • Baby wipes
  • Razors, shaving cream
  • Shampoo, conditioner
  • After shave lotion
  • Soap or body wash
  • Mouth wash
  • Deodorant
  • T-shirts, underwear and socks.
  • A big fluffy towel
  • Eye drops
  • Chapstick
  • Lip balm
  • Sun block
  • Skin so soft (Avon)
  • Lotion
  • Dental floss
  • Baby powder
  • Foot powder
  • Combs /brushes
  • Cotton balls
  • Liquid hand sanitizer
  • Breath mints
  • Contact lens cleaner
  • Eye drops
  • Nail files

    Ideas with Female soldiers in mind:

  • Feminine hygiene products
  • Hair bands
  • Hair clips
  • Nail polish
  • Nail clippers
  • Q-tips
  • Small mirrors
  • body sprays
  • Candles
  • Hair spray (Pump)
  • Hair gel
  • Perfume

    Ideas just for fun:

  • Send batteries.
  • Sunblock
  • A stress ball.
  • Paper and envelopes with a nice writing pen.
  • Paperback book or magazines
  • Disposable cameras
  • Puzzles
  • Film (disposable cameras)
  • Journals
  • Yo Yo's
  • Squirt guns
  • Frisbees
  • Dart boards
  • Small flash lights
  • Hackie sacks
  • Jump ropes
  • Electronics hand held games
  • Post cards from your home state
  • Handmade items
  • Radio head sets
  • Portable CD players
  • Mini fans
  • Jokes and comics
  • Balloons
  • Hats (Sports teams)
  • Bandannas
  • Socks
  • Blankets
  • Bug off
  • Single sheet sets
  • Birthday decorations
  • Banners
  • Send board games
  • Thu, 01/13/2005 - 1:20 AM Permalink