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1999 Pioneer Press Medallion Hunt

Submitted by Casey Trauer on

It's time for the Medallion Hunt! The first clue will appear on PioneerPlanet just after midnight Saturday, Jan. 22. Come back here to compare notes with other treasure seekers, but be certain you read the rules on the Planet's Winter Carnival page.

FOOLED YA

You guys might think I'm nuts and maybe I am. But, why don't we start our own treasure hunt! I could be excluded for my bad habits from collecting the reward!!!

But I also could be the one who hides the PIE and we could have a committee of three to help write the clues.

We could make it much more interesting and we could make it last over the doldrum months of march and early april!

We could kick in ??$$$$$ each and do it over coded email! Not only would it be fun, but it would be fair and challenging!

I will tell you one thing it would be alot better than the lame hunt put on by the dimwits at the PP.

We would have rules so we wouldn't wreck any parks or equipment and we could limit it to one of 6 parks. The clues could come out two per week and each clue

could have real meaning and intellectual thought.

We could make it so you wouldn't have to dig and destroy your body!

Write in and tell the Cooler Fooler what ya think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 11:43 AM Permalink
FOOLED YA

Someone:

You sound like you just found the treasure!

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 11:46 AM Permalink
SoMeOnE

Oh my God!! Don't tell me everyone left me alone with "SYBIL".. I think you should start your own "Sybil" message board all by yourselves!!

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 11:47 AM Permalink
FOOLED YA

Yes it's just you and me! I have never been called SYBIL befor but it fits...

Sly

Yearning

Brat

Illiteratte

Louse

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 11:51 AM Permalink
SoMeOnE

You don't think too highly of yourself huh??

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 11:55 AM Permalink
FOOLED YA

No

I've gone through incredible stress levels over the holidays and my self esteem has been eroded!

let's put it this way! I've been thinking about writing a modern day version of "It's a Wonderful Life", and I would be Jimmy Stewart.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 11:59 AM Permalink
SoMeOnE

Why create so many enemies on the "medallion board" though? Why such an acid tongue? I'm sure you must have some good qualities.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:02 PM Permalink
G-Man

is SoMeOnE there?

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:09 PM Permalink
doc sven

the garage logic think tank sends it congrats to the finder of this years medallion...see ya out there next year..until then docsven can be found lurking around on

newnet irc and hanging out in gumption county.................................one more thing MAY THE CHEESE BRIE WITH U ALL!!!!!!

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:09 PM Permalink
FOOLED YA

I was just flaming flamers! I didn't even know what the word meant until the VIKES lost and the packers started rippin us apart. I couldn't take it so I jumped in the

mess and sent them packin!!!!!

On this board The hunt turned into an obsession so I just wanted to lighten it up!

We'd all just get screwed in the end anyway!!!!!

I even predicted it would be found by someone who would just walk into the fray and pick it up!

I truely feel for all of the people who dug for hours in that tampled down mess! They should all start a class action lawsuit for throwing such a lame treasure hunt. The

problem with that is there are too many lawyers and I don't believe the system is just!!!!

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:09 PM Permalink
G-Man

doc - you gonna go without saying cheese?

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:12 PM Permalink
G-Man

that a baby!

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:13 PM Permalink
doc sven

once again......MAY THE CHEESE BRIE WITH U ALL!!!!!!:)

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:13 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Can we get our pictures back now ?

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:16 PM Permalink
G-Man

Newell 2000 huh? *snicker* Is it too early to start looking?

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:17 PM Permalink
DEB ROCKENBACH

FYI - - - IF ANYONE CARES, HERE'S AN INTERESTING TIDBIT..

The whole thing may end up under protest!!!! This guy's girlfriend/fiance' is on a committee for the Carnival & his parents work for the company that designed the

buttons. I didn't have much digging time invested this year 'cuz my daughters a little too young, but if I had hunted as in past years, I'd be protesting too!!!!!!

OF COURSE THIS IS HERESAY AT THIS POINT, BUT MY SOURCE IS VERY CLOSELY RELATED ON A BUSINESS LEVEL TO THE PARTIES

INVOLVED.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:21 PM Permalink
G-Man

I think only Pioneer Press employees are disqualified for the hunt.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:24 PM Permalink
Sensei

Hey, Fooled Ya, you want to sue, but you think there are too many lawyers. Do you not see the irony in that?

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:26 PM Permalink
FOOLED YA

Sensless:

That's what I said. I have never sued anyone in my life altohough that may change. I might have to sue you for libel.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:29 PM Permalink
Wily Hunter

Another hunt would be fun. What about an easter egg hunt with one special egg hidden in a St. Paul park. Sometime around Easter?

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:30 PM Permalink
Sensei

Fool,

That's fine. Since you obviously don't have the faintest clue about the law, I'm not too worried.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:31 PM Permalink
Night Digger

I think the rules for the 2000 Hunt should be ammended. You must have a register button to participate. It would generate more money for a higher prize. It would

eliminate non-serious treasure hunters like this years winner. $3.00 wont break anybodys bank. This years winner needs to be a bit more humble. You need to at

least acknowledge the effort your fellow treasure hunters put forth.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:36 PM Permalink
FOOLED YA

senseful:

I'm sorry, my flamming just lit up again.

It's that VIKING thing and now it's the TREASURE thing.

Are we gluttons for punishment or what.

My brother is right. We're all insane we just don't know it!

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:37 PM Permalink
The Map Master

Fooled Ya are you a.k.a PIE

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:38 PM Permalink
Sensei

Night Digger, I completely agree.

We need humility.

We need serious hunters.

We don't need previously non-interested people rushing to a park because they saw a story on Kare-11.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:38 PM Permalink
FOOLED YA

Map Master:

Didn't you see me at conway for the TREASURE FRAUD!

I was the guy by the rink who figured out they screwed up the inet "planes and Places" thing.

I'm beginning top think the reason they didn't give the whole ten g's is because he was related to the treasure.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:43 PM Permalink
SoMeOnE

"Fooled Ya" is also known as "PIE", an "Aaron Niedorf" wannabee that was on here spouting off before and as other names as well.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:43 PM Permalink
Wish

How does one *sign-up* for the so-called "bock hunts"?

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:46 PM Permalink
FOOLED YA

Someone:

You don't have to kick a dead horse unless you think it can still get up!! You little tattle tale

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:47 PM Permalink
The Map Master

SoMeOnE

Define spouting off - I think he was trying to help the idiots out - by saving them some time not looking in the trees and under the ground.

PIE

You want to help me write a book called "The Medallion Hunt for Dummies" ?

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:48 PM Permalink
FOOLED YA

the new hunt is on

You guys might think I'm nuts and maybe I am. But, why don't we start our own treasure hunt! I could be excluded for my bad habits from collecting the reward!!!

But I also could be the one who hides the PIE and we could have a committee of three to help write the clues.

We could make it much more interesting and we could make it last over the doldrum months of march and early april!

We could kick in ??$$$$$ each and do it over coded email! Not only would it be fun, but it would be fair and challenging!

I will tell you one thing it would be alot better than the lame hunt put on by the dimwits at the PP.

We would have rules so we wouldn't wreck any parks or equipment and we could limit it to one of 6 parks. The clues could come out two per week and each clue

could have real meaning and intellectual thought.

We could make it so you wouldn't have to dig and destroy your body!

Write in and tell the Cooler Fooler what ya think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:49 PM Permalink
Sensei

Poor, Fooled Ya, you just never get a fair deal in life, do you? Woe is you.

They should run another contest, but only allow you to compete. Maybe by June you'd have a chance of finding it. But I doubt it.

Keep trying, chief. You'll get 'em next time.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:50 PM Permalink
Wish

Master

although I've never *prescribed* to the whole "blankety-blank for Dummies" fad, I'm convinced I NEED one on Medallion hunting!!!!!!! :)

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:52 PM Permalink
Wish

Hey Fooled

LOVE IT!!!!!

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:53 PM Permalink
FOOLED YA

Map Master:

I was pissed at alot of idiots who tore that park to shreds.

I couldn't believe some of the crap these people were doing! I can honestly say I did not ruin one blade of grass.

The idiots who put this thing on should pay for the restoration of the park. I have videos of alot of these baffoons tearing up the place. It's a digrace to the winter

carnival and PP. Next year they should have more expalnations and were it wouldn't be hidden!!!!

EXAMPLE:

This is what PIE wrote on sunday!!!!!!!

I was out there for four hours last night watching the insanity develop!

There is no need to wreck anything or to dig in somebodys yard.

Use common sense and good judgement when hunting for the

medallion!

Places it is not!!!!!!!!!!

Inside a telephone wire box,

high up in a tree,

inside my pants,

in the middle of the hockey rink you freaking morons,

inside a telephone pole,

3' below ground level near the playground equipment you diggers from hell!!!!!!!!,

in the toilet of the playground,

inside the library you literary fools,

attached to a moving car,

on top of a mtc bus,

in a girls bra..........when she's wearing it you perverts!!!!!!!,

on top of the water tower you mountain climbing total freaking idiot!!!!!!!,

under the asphalt bike path!!!!!!!,

inside the air vent at the rec center,

on the sliding hill (it's not on or near the sliding hill you clueless,

bastards),

in a bird house in a back yard,

and for alot of you..... for your information it's not up your own ass so

why don't you pull your heads out of there!!!!!!!!

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:55 PM Permalink
Wish

HA HA HA

Guess you're "snowing" us, huh?

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:56 PM Permalink
Wish

Where's that book? "Med huntin' for Dummies" I need it NOWWW!(he,he)

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:59 PM Permalink
The Map Master

Fooled YA

I printed a copy of that posting and carried it with me during the rest of the hunt. Great message, but I don't think enough people read it. This would make a great

chapter in the book.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:59 PM Permalink
FOOLED YA

no

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 12:59 PM Permalink
FOOLED YA

I wish some of them people would have looked under the moving cars!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 1:00 PM Permalink
Wish

I figured as much

I suppose finding it is the key?

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 1:05 PM Permalink
The Map Master

Medallion Hunting for Dummies

Chapter 1 - The Rules Chapter 2 - The Tools Chapter 3 - The Fools

Not bad for a start

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 1:07 PM Permalink
SoMeOnE

Mapmaster:

Someone came on here yesterday calling everyone losers and suckers cause "he" found the medallion. You'd have to read previous posts. He was claiming to be

aaron niedorf. So everyone thought niedorf was an a$$hole. But it was just someone impersonating him. I'm tellin ya this guy is a "Sybil" if I ever saw one. He has

more names then a Dr Spock "Name Your Baby" book. Anyone can put a fake email address and nickname on here.

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 1:08 PM Permalink
Wish

Ahhhh

My brain hurts! :)

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 1:10 PM Permalink
The Map Master

SoMeOnE

What's your point?

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 1:11 PM Permalink
FOOLED YA

The last thing I'm going to say is that this whole hunt has been a fraud and very lame.

The year 2000 is near and we're still acting like we're uncivilized!

The hunt next year better portray the New Millenium in a good light or I'm checking out.

This board was as senseless as the clues and that's why the two went on parrallel planes!!!!!!!

The problem with this country is that we went from barbarism to decadence without any civilization in between!!!!! Think about it!!!

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 1:14 PM Permalink
Wish

Good Point, Fooled!!!!!

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 1:17 PM Permalink
Chris P

I think the biggest slap in the face is that not only did this Niedorf kid NOT have a button, he didn't go find someone who did!!! It goes to show this thing all comes

down to luck more than persistance. The FUN is in the searching...

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 1:18 PM Permalink
Wish

Hear! Hear! (or is it "Here, Here!")

Thu, 02/04/1999 - 1:20 PM Permalink