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Submitted by King Boreas aka Ian on
mucluck

Lets Talk Dirty in Hawaiian

© John Prine

Well, I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket

    For the land of the tall palm tree

    Aloha Old Milwaukee, Hello Waikiki

    I just stepped down from the airplane

    When I heard her say,

    "Waka waka nuka licka, waka waka nuka licka

    Would you like a lei? Eh?"

Chorus

    Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

    Whisper in my ear

    Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini

    Are the words I long to hear

    Lay your coconut on my tiki

    What the hecka mooka mooka dear

    Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

    Say the words I long to hear

It's a ukulele Honolulu sunset

    Listen to the grass skirts sway

    Drinking rum from a pineapple

    Out on Honolulu Bay

    The steel guitars all playing

    While she's talking with her hands

    Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanta polka

    Words I understand Hey!

Repeat Chorus

Well, I boughta lota junka with my moolah

    And sent it to the folks back home

    I never had the chance to dance the hula

    Well, I guess I should have known

    When you start talking to the sweet wahini

    Walking in the pale moonlight

    Ohka noka whatta setta knocka-rocka-sis-boom-boccas

    Hope I said it right Oh!

Repeat Chorus

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian

    Say the words I long to hear

    spoken: Aloha
Wed, 09/19/2007 - 12:39 PM Permalink
KITCH

ell, I boughta lota bilge waterrra wit' me moolah

    And sent it t' th' folks bac kie prrroud vessel

    I ne'errr had th' chance t' dance th' hula

    Well, I guess I should have known

    When ye set sail talkin' t' th' sweet wahini

    Walkin' in th' pale moonlight

    Ohka noka whatta setta knocka-rrrocka-sis-boom-boccas

    Hope I said it starrrboarrrd Oh!
Wed, 09/19/2007 - 12:47 PM Permalink
mucluck

:eyeroll: :eyeroll: :eyeroll:
Wed, 09/19/2007 - 1:30 PM Permalink
KITCH

"Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."
Wed, 09/19/2007 - 1:32 PM Permalink
KITCH

"See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby."

"Do ye mind if ye parrot watches?"
Wed, 09/19/2007 - 1:34 PM Permalink
mucluck

carful or ye be walkin da plank!
Wed, 09/19/2007 - 1:35 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

:wink: Foxey Lady
Wed, 09/26/2007 - 7:57 PM Permalink
katsmeow

Had to share this with you:

Had my Join Scout night/Pack meeting and rolled out the CD... Will Sulzbach was there and so was Ken Lillemo to help.

Will was impressed as I handed him my Pack Calendar & Budget for the year.

After all was said and done I was getting ready to bring the boys back into the room for the closing when Ken asked to say one more thing to all the parents. He said "you guys may not know this, but you are one of the luckiest packs around... you have someone here with so much knowledge, fun spirit and she is great with people and the boys. Kat brought our roundtables to a new level of excellence and so many in our district look up to her, because we know what ever she touches it's going to be great. Her love for the Scouting program is true and she will never steer you wrong - I think the current parents will agree with me that when you join her pack, you are in for a great year."

Then Ken looked at me and said I am totally serious Kat, Mary & I are in awe of you. Man he made my night - no my year!

But I still am not going back to the district level.
Sun, 09/30/2007 - 8:18 PM Permalink
KITCH

nice!!!
Sun, 09/30/2007 - 8:23 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Awesome :grin:
Mon, 10/01/2007 - 2:02 AM Permalink
mucluck

I bet that felt great!!!

and he is right
Mon, 10/01/2007 - 5:50 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Very :cool: Kat
Mon, 10/01/2007 - 6:18 AM Permalink
KITCH

it is cool...

so...is mucky
Mon, 10/01/2007 - 6:32 AM Permalink
me2

thats cool!!

 :goofy: :smile:
Mon, 10/01/2007 - 7:05 AM Permalink
katsmeow

Ditto Girlfriend!!
Mon, 10/01/2007 - 7:10 PM Permalink
KITCH

heh

hope you are not referring to me...I'm only a tard sometimes.
Sat, 10/06/2007 - 11:55 AM Permalink
diggin4it

:pbpt: :pbpt: :pbpt:

fun playing heads up with you today - - nice job and congrats :wink: :chagrin: :grin:

ps.....you rock!!
Sat, 10/06/2007 - 5:16 PM Permalink
mucluck

so do you babe :grin:
Sat, 10/06/2007 - 6:16 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

fun playing heads up with you today

sounds like something I'd like to learn? :ooh:
Sat, 10/06/2007 - 9:53 PM Permalink
me2

wish I woulda been there to play & watch

congrats to both of you for getting so far
Sun, 10/07/2007 - 9:02 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

wow! Unique wood work!
Tue, 10/16/2007 - 11:05 AM Permalink
KITCH

I've seen that on stumbleupon...

:smile:
Tue, 10/16/2007 - 11:10 AM Permalink
me2

thats soothing- could really use a place like that right now
Tue, 10/16/2007 - 11:45 AM Permalink
mucluck

:grin:
Tue, 10/16/2007 - 12:41 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

I took out 12 people last night at cards only to get knocked out in 5th it sucked because Ever other hand was pocket pair 10 or higher and most of the time I would come up with a set!! then they moved me and I couldnt get Crap!!! at all and when I did I would get them busted up by a set or something!!! It was crazy for the first 2 hrs of cards last night!!
Tue, 10/16/2007 - 4:38 PM Permalink
mucluck

This came in my email today....I really like it!

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 5 year old again.

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it is a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples in a pond with rocks.

I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch the ants march up its trunk.

I want to run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to go fishing and care more about catching the minnows along the shore than the big bass in the lake.

I want to think the world is fair.

I want to return to a time when all I knew about were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes; when I didn't know what I know now. When all I knew was to be happy because I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should make me worried.

I want to think that a quarter is worth more than a dollar bill because it is prettier and weighs more.

I want to think that everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible.

I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things in life again.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, dreams, the imagination, the Tooth Fairy, a kiss that makes a boo-boo go away, making angels in the snow, and that parents are the strongest people in the world.

So... here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit cards and the bills, my 401K statements, my stocks and bonds, my collections, my insurance premiums, my job, my house and the payments, my e-mail address, pager, cell phone, computer, and watch. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this with me further, you'll have to catch me, because...

... tag! You're it! :pbpt:
Tue, 10/23/2007 - 2:44 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Cute!! I wanna do that!! :sillygrin:
Tue, 10/23/2007 - 3:37 PM Permalink
me2

I'm sending that to my kids - ty

we used m&m's instead of poker chips this last weekend - whitney was a strong better - she won all my chocolate :angry: :smile:

she wouldn't allow green and yellow m&ms to be alone together in the pot- big vikings fan- thats my girl
Tue, 10/23/2007 - 4:10 PM Permalink
Clue Master

That's beautiful and actually brings a tear to my eye. Thanks for posting.
Tue, 10/23/2007 - 8:00 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

where do I sign up????
Wed, 10/24/2007 - 9:33 AM Permalink
KITCH

sign up?? one more responsible thing I gotta do?? geez...never ends.

I need a job making toys
Wed, 10/24/2007 - 11:05 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I want a job playing with them.
Wed, 10/24/2007 - 1:05 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I'd rather be a toy than a tool :confused:
Wed, 10/24/2007 - 1:17 PM Permalink
Posen

Seriously...doesn't anybody care about getting a JOE?!?!? #800 :angry:
Wed, 10/24/2007 - 9:49 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I want to be a dentist. :pbpt:

Fri, 10/26/2007 - 3:45 PM Permalink
diggin4it

Thinking of you :frown:

Hope all goes well and you are feeling much better very soon!
Thu, 11/08/2007 - 6:25 AM Permalink
KITCH

what's going on?

first whittney...now you??





I sure hope this isn't something Posen's putting in the water for coolerchicks to visit him at work.





seriously...take care...get better.
Thu, 11/08/2007 - 6:45 AM Permalink
Posen

:sheepish:

Well, I can NEVER see enough of Mucky, but there's no need to put stuff in her water...hope the surgery goes well, and the recovery is quick!
Thu, 11/08/2007 - 7:21 AM Permalink
KC0GRN

Get well soon Mucky :confused:
Thu, 11/08/2007 - 8:54 AM Permalink
jREST

Hey Mucluck, were your ears ringing today? was talking about ya, hope you get well soon... Oh, it was all 'good' talk too :sillygrin:
Thu, 11/08/2007 - 7:32 PM Permalink
mucluck

That explains a lot :eek:

nine hours and counting...thinking I'm not gonna get much sleep :frown:

But hoping I will be up and about in a few days
Thu, 11/08/2007 - 10:02 PM Permalink
Mr. Med Hunter

Good Luck mucky!
Fri, 11/09/2007 - 4:41 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Good luck Mucky :grin: Hope you recover fast!!
Fri, 11/09/2007 - 6:22 AM Permalink
KITCH

happy thoughts.....

let us know how it all went asap...
Fri, 11/09/2007 - 6:23 AM Permalink
katsmeow

Call me girlfriend!!
Fri, 11/09/2007 - 7:37 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

good luck mucky!
Fri, 11/09/2007 - 11:00 AM Permalink