Not a accident but close!Then I tought she was going to kill me with her car.Tryed to hit me with car at that point and gave me a girl look you know!So I chased the b~!#$!But stoped after about 200 miles are was it 2 something like that.And thought to myself what am i doing!I was at lunch from work and my work could bring the worst out of anyone.Dont know what I was thinking almost brought myself to her level!
I don't remember if I read it in Water Cooler or elsewhere, but I'd love to have a bumper sticker that reads, "Your horn is not connected to my gas pedal."
Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registeration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. The trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
ahh good ol' i-95. admittedly my experience is limited to one weekend on a trip from orlando to jacksonville, but i was appalled that the speed was fluctuating anywhere between 45 and 75 mph. which i could handle, if there were such things as road construction going on. but there wasn't! and i thought traffic here sucked.
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Stay in the friggin left lane for Gawds sake!
I had a road rage encounter today!
Was it me or her???
Tonight on the 10:00 @#`';@$$%
Is that for real? Did you get into an accident?
Not a accident but close!Then I tought she was going to kill me with her car.Tryed to hit me with car at that point and gave me a girl look you know!So I chased the b~!#$!But stoped after about 200 miles are was it 2 something like that.And thought to myself what am i doing!I was at lunch from work and my work could bring the worst out of anyone.Dont know what I was thinking almost brought myself to her level!
The road rage level,and thats not me!
You know Marley Peace LOve And
Man, that's real road rage.
I like it when a girl looks at me.
I like it when a girl looks at me.
They look at me like I'm a freak.
Then I wonder "Did I say that out loud or just in my head".
Then I wonder "Did I say that out loud or just in my head".
and to think. all this time i thought i was the only one that did that!
I always like to sing it (at the top of my voice, of course) when other drivers are pi$$ing me off.
I don't remember if I read it in Water Cooler or elsewhere, but I'd love to have a bumper sticker that reads, "Your horn is not connected to my gas pedal."
Yep thats what it looks like when i am behind you!!
Nice one ian!!
THE SPEEDING TICKET
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman
who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registeration.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a
gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's
a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
The trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding,
too!
please don't make me laugh ian :)
Ian, you make it VERY difficult to stay dignfied on these boards!
Ian, you make it VERY difficult to stay dignfied on these boards!
Why start now?
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Time for a new bumper sticker?
"Your horn activates my bird....."
ahh good ol' i-95. admittedly my experience is limited to one weekend on a trip from orlando to jacksonville, but i was appalled that the speed was fluctuating anywhere between 45 and 75 mph. which i could handle, if there were such things as road construction going on. but there wasn't! and i thought traffic here sucked.
Nice of you to use my picture as your graphic, fold. Immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Nice one Ian!
Was that a true story from your journey?
Remember the ignore feature.
Peace Love and unity!!
I like this area. Sloop will start nothing. Peace.
But are you going to boot me if SLOOP starts the bull again, and I respond?
In short no, It's gonna take more than that to get booted.
But I'm going to boot anyone that crosses the line.
As far as the ignore button, I wasn't only talking to you. I'm talking to anyone that's annoyed by another poster.
But I'm going to boot anyone that crosses the line.
Care to define this "line"?
;)
-------------- im across! hehee
Care to define this "line"?
I'd rather not get into it.
I just want us all to start fresh.
They know what I'm talking about.
As time goes by they'll know I'm sincere.
Great... I am sure that the "Line", won't take long to be crossed, and then I won't have to "Ignore" anyone.
You know Bill Fold, some might consider this instigating.
Lets just close the subject, ok?
"They" know what I'm talking about.
Oh, good. I thought you meant me and my dominatrix double, Dal 2. :)
Oh, good. I thought you meant me and my dominatrix double, Dal 2. :)
Oh No! Dominatrix are more than welcome.
Oh No! Dominatrix are more than welcome.
Have whip, will use.
This forum may be even better then the old PPWC!
=)
I am cool with your rules. Don't worry.
Ok, I would agree that the username is being used simply to irritate you. So, Raymonds Brother's access has been removed.
If you click on my avatar you can get mine.
What's up Bill? All is well I hope?
Let's just say....
Hello my name is Wolvie and I suffer from Road Rage.
the group responds:
hi wolvie.
Oh No! Dominatrix are more than welcome.
Aye aye. But wouldn't the plural be Dominatrii?
But wouldn't the plural be Dominatrii?
And just how would you know this?
WHERE'S ME2???
little joe in Me2's honor
Whip me Beat me Whip me!
Ahhhhhh thats better;~)
actually i believe the correct plural is dominatrices.
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks!
Would somebody please kick my A$$??
all you gotta do, randy is cut me off on the freeway :)
<actually i believe the correct plural is dominatrices>
Close, ares -- according to Cassell's New Latin Dictionary, it's
dominatricis
Road rage: I'm all for it!
LOL!
Rock on, Scribe!
quit honkin' i'm reloadin' or horn broken watch for finger. gotta love 'em.
Whats wrong with tellin morons they are morons? Somebody's got to do it!
I believe it's my calling in life!