Icesis

Eags - do a search in Firefox for smilies. You will find one called Smiley Xtra 4.

That is the one I have installed in Firefox and the possibilities seem endless. Tons of smilies!

ok I don't use firefox does this mean I can't get them?

It's an add-on with firefox - so maybe there are some somewhere else to use with IE.

Chuck Berry

My Ding A Ling lyrics

(Sing this one with me, Everybody sing this one, I wanna hear everybody join in)

When I was a little bitty boy

My Grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hanging on a string

She said it was my Ding a ling a ling

Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

(I forgot to tell you it's a little jerk, Right there, A little jerk in it, Right there, Can't do without that jerk, Yeah)

When I started Grammar School

I used to stop off in the vestibule

Every time that bell would ring

I'd take out my ding a ling a ling

Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

(Here come that jerk again, Mmh, Does something good to ya)

Humpty dumpty on the wall

Humpty had an awful fall

When they went to tell the king

Caught him playing with his ding a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling

Come on now everybody sing

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling

(Oh yeah, Got something to it)

I remember the girl next door

We used to play house on the kitchen floor

I'd be king, she'd be queen

Together we'd play with our ding a ling a ling

My ding a ling, Oh my

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

(Mmh)

When they took me to Sunday School

Tried to teach me the golden rule

But every time the quire would sing

Catch me playing with my ding a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling

My ding (That's right), my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

(You know, I didn't hear everybody singing, Everybody joins in on that course)

This here song, it ain't to sad

Cutest little song you ever had

Those of you, who will not sing

You must be playing with your own ding a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a lin (Come on now, Come on now, Everybody sing)

Now my ding a, oh my ding a

I wanna play with my ding a ling

(Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah)

LAST WILL AND TEMPERAMENT

performed by the Frantics

LAWYER: As executor of Mr. Muldoon's estate, I have been empowered to read

Mr. Muldoon's Last Will and Testament.

HEDGE: Well, get on with it! The bars open soon.

JENNY: Oh, poor Arthur! Waah!

HANK: There, there Jenny!

RALSTON: How predictably boring.

MRS. MULROY: I never worked for a kinder man.

LAWYER: If we are all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.

RALSTON: I knew it.

HEDGE: Hah, hah, hah, hah.

LAWYER: I, Arthur Durham Muldoon, being of sound mind and body --

HEDGE: That's a laugh! Hah, hah, hah, hah...

LAWYER: -- do hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows: To my

overly emotional sister Jenny --

JENNY: Waahh!

HANK: Jenny, darling, he's talking about us.

LAWYER: -- who grubbed with her husband Hank, grubbed for everything they

could get from me and then shed crocodile tears when I needed sympathy; to

Jenny I leave... a boot to the head.

HEDGE: Hah, hah, hah, hah!

JENNY: A what ? (THUMP!) Ow!

HANK: Jenny, are you okay?

LAWYER: And another boot to her wimpy husband Hank.

HANK: (THUMP!) Ow!

LAWYER: Ah, but still, you are my sister. You have both admired my Rolls

Royce, and since I no longer need it --

JENNY: Oh, dear Arthur, he's too kind!

LAWYER: -- I bequeath... another boot to the head.

JENNY: What? (THUMP!) Ow!

HEDGE: Hah, hah, hah, hah!

LAWYER: And another one for the wimp.

HANK: (THUMP!) Ow!

LAWYER: Next, to my alcoholic brother --

HEDGE: Hey, I don't want no boot to the head.

LAWYER: -- to dear Hedge, who has never worked a day in his drunken life --

HEDGE: I'm covering up my head!

LAWYER: -- I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey.

HEDGE: Really?

LAWYER: And a boot to the head.

HEDGE: (THUMP!) Oh!

LAWYER: And another for Jenny and the wimp.

JENNY: (THUMP!) Uh!

HANK: (THUMP!) Ow!

LAWYER: Next, to my know-it-all nephew, Ralston --

RALSTON: This is so predictable.

LAWYER: I leave a boot to the head.

RALSTON: (THUMP!) Uh! I knew it.

LAWYER: And one for Jenny and the wimp.

JENNY: (THUMP!) Ow!

HANK: (THUMP!) Oh!

LAWYER: This takes care of family obligations. And now, to Mrs. Mulroy --

MRS. MULROY: Oh, ah, I don't want nuthin'.

LAWYER: -- who took care of me faithfully these many many years, who cared,

made me laugh, brought me tea --

MRS. MULROY: Oh, I didn't mind.

LAWYER: To Mrs. Mulroy, I bequeath... a boot to the head.

MRS. MULROY: (THUMP!) Oh!

LAWYER: And one for Jenny and the wimp.

JENNY: (THUMP!) Ah!

HANK: (THUMP!) Oh!

LAWYER: And so, to my cat Mittens, I leave my entire, vast... boot to the

head.

MITTENS: (THUMP!) Mroooow!

LAWYER: And finally, to my lawyer, who has helped me on this will, I leave

not a boot to the head, but a rabid Tasmanian Devil TO BE PLACED IN HIS

TROUSERS??? (growling...) Uhh! Huh! Huh! Huh! (panicking...) And, and, and

I leave my entire estate of ten million dollars to the people of Calgary so

they can afford to move somewhere decent

HA!

witch one are you laughing about?? LOL

The people of Calgary

hehe!!!

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy

My grandma bought me a cute little toy

Two Silver bells on a string

She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school

Always went by the very best rule

But Evertime the bell would ring

You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,

Slipped and fell had a very bad fall

I fell so hard I heard birds sing,

But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek

Man them snappers right at my feet

Sure was hard swimming cross that thing

with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad

Prettiest little song that you ever had

And those of you who will not sing

must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I haven't watered the crooked Christmas tree in days so that it dies quicker and I have a justification to throw it out sooner.

Mwwuuuuhahahahha

I can help you get rid of it if you want!!!lol just tie it to my car!! we dont have to tie it tight just tight enough to make it to aid mill road!! lol!!!

Yeah, we can stick it in the snow on the side of the road so people just think its a regular ole fraser fur..........................

Dang morals, I just can't do it! :goofy:

well I have a sun roof on my car also!! we could go out and mess with the drunks!!! and drive with it sticking out the top!! they will be like That DUDE has got a tree growing out of his car man he is kool!! I want to be just like him!!!

:sheepish:

"The Cooler Crew thinks Icesis is a great contributor."

Psych Analysis 1: This is called empty praise and even though its cute and all, its bad for your self esteem.

:eek:

gee thanks!! I thought I was doing something good for a change!! wow way to burst my bubble!!!! :sad:

:pbpt: Happy New Year! :pbpt:

Happy New year sexy!! hope Max is feeling better!! today!!

Zephy thinks Icesis is a great contributor.

 And fun to hunt with.

"The Cooler Crew thinks (insert name) is a great contributor."

Marketing Spin #1.....(insert name) puts out... :neutral:

Alright, who has my meds?

Thanks to Ice Chick's big brain I'm all depressed and worthless. :eyeroll: :coolfrown:

and on a different note:

Clue Master Knows Cooler Crew Chicks Rule!!

how do you know that?

I got sold out!! today!! ARGG!!!!! GRRRR AT YOU ME2!!!! LOL

...'cause they told me they rule and I should just learn to live with it! :wink:

Because I drool

Gee thanks zephy :sheepish:

Is that because of the meds, or did you still need some? :eek:

Got any?

Sha! :pbpt:

Now this is better:

The Cooler Crew thinks Icesis is super smart. We're really glad you're here sharing all of your great noodles!

(great noodles??? )

:wink: :ooh:

yes, now get to sharing them :sillygrin:

:eek: :goofy:

The Cooler Crew hopes Icesis is going to find their treasure very soon.

oh boy oh boy oh boy !

I hope you do too!

cool

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

(Jean Cocteau)

I Like that last one!!

Lucky JOE :cool:

you are so sexy lol form long duck dong

thought of you with this one and the last one lol

YAY! I love Long Duck Dong!

The Cooler Crew hopes that Icesis finds this year's medallion

can u just imagine if your mom had access to AMs

close call :goofy: :eek:

OMG I know. Somehow we played that off.

Who's Here?[ Icesis ][ regman ][ katsmeow ][ treasure chest ][ me2 ]

Sweet.

that regmans a lucky dude!

:smile:

see the nice thing about me Is I am always here eavn when you least expect it!!

Icesis

tim_the_hunter

Randahl

me2