Train was interesting, but still not very restful in the sleep department.
Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
Thank the girls for the new fridge art, dude.
So this means you're home already? I won't stop in to feed the cats tonight then. Also, be warned. I have borrowed a couple of your Fawlty Towers videos.
Got home late, it's raining and miserable, I'm out of beer and way too lazy to go out and get some, but the kids have left some Coors Light Silver Bullets here.
It's not real beer at all is it? It's just a yellow, bubbly, cold, alcoholic product.
Is There A HELL?     The following is supposedly an actual question given on a  University of Washington
chemistry mid-term. The answer by one  student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with  colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have  the pleasure of enjoying it as well.   Bonus Question:  Is Hell exothermic, (gives off heat),--- or endothermic, (absorbs  heat)?   Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's  Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or  some variant.   One student, however, wrote the following:   First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.  So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell  and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely  assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.  Therefore, no souls are leaving.   As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the  different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these  religions state that if you are not a member of their religion,  you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these  religions and since people do not belong to more than one  religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.   With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number  of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the  rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states  that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the  same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls  are added.   This gives two possibilities:   1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which  souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will  increase until all Hell breaks loose.   2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of  souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until  Hell freezes over.   So which is it?   If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my  Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep  with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her  last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that  Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of  this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it  is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,  extinct...leaving only Heaven, ---- thereby proving the existence  of a divine being,  --------- which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting  "Oh my God."   THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
So I believe I mentioned a couple weeks back that my buddy couldn't come over to watch the hockey game because he'd thrown his back out changing the oil on his van. In his absence, my other friends and I made fun of him while watching the hockey game, and guys often do.
Today I get a phone call from one of those guys, we'll call him Dave (because his name is Dave). Dave said, "You'll never guess what I did over Thanksgiving."
Ah, ok. I know vinepark does on-site brewing, sells homebrew supplies, and I think they even have a restauraunt. So I wasn't sure which aspect you were looking for.
Holy crap, Kitch - you can buy a complete Homebrewing starter kit at Northern Brewer for less than that, and just buy the fixings for the next batch at a fraction of the cost! http://www.northernbrewer.com/starterkits.html
BTW, Frosti - Jack says that they have greatly expanded the selection and lowered the prices at NB. Might have to plan a field trip. :)
Last night I got off the LRT at the Cedar/Riverside stop and walked 10 minutes to Town Hall Brewing. I bought a growler of their Scotch Ale and brought it to friend Dave's house. Everybody enjoyed it. It was a very good beer, not hoppy but smooth and drinkable even though it was a heavier beer. I'll be going back for additional beers from there. Thanks for the tip, Kitch!
Sure, the more the merrier! Speaking of which, I gotta get brewing again. We've been here for close to 6 months, so I can't really use the "we just moved" excuse for not getting stuff done any more.
Threadnannying by non-moderators. Alas, I blame DD for this...
<grins>
<getting the torches and pitchforks>
Let's get that monster!
I had another present for you, but I drank it. Along with a lot of other stuff. Car travel with a hangover through mountain roads is not a good thing.
Whoops. Aren't you supposed to be on a train by now?
I'm off the train. Whee! Thank the girls for the new fridge art, dude. :)
Train was interesting, but still not very restful in the sleep department.
Train was interesting, but still not very restful in the sleep department.
Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
Thank the girls for the new fridge art, dude.
So this means you're home already? I won't stop in to feed the cats tonight then. Also, be warned. I have borrowed a couple of your Fawlty Towers videos.
Woo! Enjoy the Fawlty Towers.
Lemme' know when you want to have a little beer sampling, er, open your gifts, too.
Tonight!
No, last night won't work for me. Heh. Pick again.Â
Tonight!
Got home late, it's raining and miserable, I'm out of beer and way too lazy to go out and get some, but the kids have left some Coors Light Silver Bullets here.
It's not real beer at all is it? It's just a yellow, bubbly, cold, alcoholic product.
Fizzy yellow stuff.
Pretty blechhy, really. Kind of like the owner of the company. Hee.
I can give you a hint about your gift, Frosti - think Stone Brewing.
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Stone brewing, eh? Sounds yummy!
http://www.arrogantbastard.com/
here's their website...
I was wondering who got the domain name that was rightfully mine.
I think they're done you proud, Steve.
I thought yours was TheOriginalArrogantBastard.com, Steve.
That's a bit twee, don't you think?
I think the phrase twee is a bit twee, but that may just be me.
Not to be pedantic, but "twee" is a word, not a phrase.^
I knew you were gonna say that. Allow me to restate, for the pendantic among us.
I think the phrase "a bit twee" is a bit twee, but that may just be me.
<grins and mutters about how my original url suggestion is so very appropriate>
Sigh, and I realize pedantic is misspelled.
That coor's light would go to the back of my fridge...only to either get thrown out or be poored in next fall with my brats.
I think davis is saying that he's reached the proverbial back of his fridge, and all that's left is Coors. Any beer in a storm, I guess.
Oddly enough, the arrogant bastard website works here at work, but the parent company, Stonebrew.com, is blocked.
Well, obviously - it has the word "stone" in it. Don't want people looking at http://www.stonernet.org/ or http://www.geocities.com/stonerheadlounge/main.html at work, now do we.Â
I think davis is saying that he's reached the proverbial back of his fridge, and all that's left is Coors.
Worse than the back of the 'fridge, I was out in the garage looking at party leftovers sitting on the window sill.
We can get "The Arrogant Bastard" stuff here.
Cool bar stuff. Now that I've been able to open the link properly.
How did you like the Arrogant Bastard, Davis? Or haven't you tried it yet?Â
Any beer in a storm. Heh.
<Edit> Oh and, I enjoyed the hell outta my Sam Adams over the Thanksgiving weekend.
[Edited by on Dec 2, 2004 at 08:55am.]
Minneapolis Town
Hall
Brewery
- 7.9 miles W - 1430 Washington Ave S, Minneapolis - (612) 339-8696
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Stopped by here last nite!!! AWESOME!!! simply the best!!!
black oatmeal stout is $13 for a growler and $9 for a refill.
http://www.townhallbrewery.com/
Cool! That's almost close enough to be a stop on the Get Lit on LRT outing!
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Very nice.
So I believe I mentioned a couple weeks back that my buddy couldn't come over to watch the hockey game because he'd thrown his back out changing the oil on his van. In his absence, my other friends and I made fun of him while watching the hockey game, and guys often do.
Today I get a phone call from one of those guys, we'll call him Dave (because his name is Dave). Dave said, "You'll never guess what I did over Thanksgiving."
Me: "What?"
Dave: "I threw my back out."
Me: "Doing what?"
Dave: "Playing ping pong with my nephew."
Ah, I hadn't laughed like that in a long time.
Keep exercising, don't want to throw your back out washing dishes. :)
That is pretty funny though. Poor Dave.
Dr Munro:My studies have established without a doubt that children are, by adult standards, insane!
Johnny:And that's bad?
Dr Munro:Well, sure!
Johnny:So what should we do about it?
Dr Munro:Round the little guttersnipes up!
Found that on the WKRP site you sent me, thought it should go to a caring parental type. :)
Dr. Munro is a wise man.
Here is the letter my daughter dictated to my wife last night:
Dear Taylor,
Santa Claus is real. You are wrong. I am right. I believe in him. You can't boss the kids around and tell them what to do.
Love,
Morgan
Is there other place that is set up like "vinepark" in minnesota?
I gotta buy a gift for 2 guys.....and I'm outta ideas.
What do you mean, "set up like vinepark"?
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www.vinepark.com/where you can go and "brew" for like $125 and then bottle it and then take it home....
any other places like that....sorry.
Ah, ok. I know vinepark does on-site brewing, sells homebrew supplies, and I think they even have a restauraunt. So I wasn't sure which aspect you were looking for.
Why don't you just go to vinepark? Too spendy?
Holy crap, Kitch - you can buy a complete Homebrewing starter kit at Northern Brewer for less than that, and just buy the fixings for the next batch at a fraction of the cost! http://www.northernbrewer.com/starterkits.html
BTW, Frosti - Jack says that they have greatly expanded the selection and lowered the prices at NB. Might have to plan a field trip. :)
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Did they expand their space too? I heard a rumor that they bought the store next door and doubled their floorspace.
Last night I got off the LRT at the Cedar/Riverside stop and walked 10 minutes to Town Hall Brewing. I bought a growler of their Scotch Ale and brought it to friend Dave's house. Everybody enjoyed it. It was a very good beer, not hoppy but smooth and drinkable even though it was a heavier beer. I'll be going back for additional beers from there. Thanks for the tip, Kitch!
Its a gift for two guys that don't want to brew at home.
Maybe I could have them come over to your house....make the mess there.....heh....
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nah...I bought some nice pint glasses today ...and going to buy them some of the "growlers" from Town Hall Brewary.
Sure, the more the merrier! Speaking of which, I gotta get brewing again. We've been here for close to 6 months, so I can't really use the "we just moved" excuse for not getting stuff done any more.
Volunteer assistant brew dude reporing for duty, sir!
How did you like the Arrogant Bastard, Davis?
It is very beery!
OK. Now I've just got to find a weekend. :-)
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