Skip to main content

2003 Pioneer Press Treasure Hunt - The Blair Witch Hunt

Submitted by THX 1138 on

Discuss the 2003 Pioneer Press Medallion Here.

Big G

just got back from the PP, didn't win the trip to hawaii and i guess the medallion is up my ass....great

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:47 PM Permalink
Terry

I think this is my favorite - all time favorite clue!

To stick it where the sun ain't shining.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:47 PM Permalink
queenmalley

That last clue and the replies were worth staying up for! Its gotta be in a biff

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:47 PM Permalink
lisa612

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:48 PM Permalink
Big G

know terry, i love this clue, it just reeks of sarcasm! whoever this cluewriter is, are they pissed at us for last year or what?!

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:48 PM Permalink
Big G

I am NOT digging in a toilet for this thing

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:49 PM Permalink
queenmalley

THis is my most favorite clue too, Terry! It is great; maybe they should bleep it out like they do Ozzy Osborne on MTV; maybe he is the clue writer!!

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:50 PM Permalink
Terry

I don't think they're pissed....just trying harder to keep this thing going.

And the humor is obvious. Whoever is writing these clues this year has a sense of humor like we've never seen.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:50 PM Permalink
Big G

supposedly there are caves by cherokee but i don't know how to get to them, that's been my thought for a while but i guess it's kinda dangerous to get to them

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:50 PM Permalink
lisa612

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:50 PM Permalink
Clue Master

"Joe was here in '03"

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:50 PM Permalink
KT

Terry V., Where is the next clue? I have a paleozoic computer.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:51 PM Permalink
Big G

I laughed out loud when I read it at the PP, definitely good humor.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:51 PM Permalink
Terry

  • Of course we all know there's not too much snow
  • To cover the place where it's lying
  • But do not dismay, we'll find a way
  • To stick it where the sun ain't shining
  • Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:52 PM Permalink
    Big G

    ummm...what did I do Nancy?

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:52 PM Permalink
    Terry

    Puck - Shoot!

    I have visions of everyone wandering around some park asking each other to bend over!

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:53 PM Permalink
    nonagoosee

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:54 PM Permalink
    lisa612

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:54 PM Permalink
    Big G

    am i gonna get a beat down with rakes???

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:54 PM Permalink
    Big G

    does anybody know how to get to the supposed caves by cherokee?

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:56 PM Permalink
    Big G

    LOL madscout!!!!!

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:56 PM Permalink
    Terry

    A whole new way to think about a line up.

    Okay fellas. Hands against the wall and drop your drawers!

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:57 PM Permalink
    queenmalley

    GREAT Scout!

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:57 PM Permalink
    Big G

    okay, they do have to publish the answers, and i don't think they can say ass in the newspaper, so as absolutely hilarious as that is, i don't think it's right!

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:57 PM Permalink
    lisa612

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:59 PM Permalink
    Big G

    just for the record, i'm not a guy for whoever though i was...big g is a nickname a friend gave me. so i'm not big and i'm not looking to get smacked with rakes for whatever reason! :)

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 10:59 PM Permalink
    queenmalley

    Hey: your proctologist just called and they found the medallian.....

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:00 PM Permalink
    nonagoosee

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:00 PM Permalink
    Big G

    oh i got it! it's in one of those toys where you squeeze the button and the guy drops his pants!

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:02 PM Permalink
    lisa612

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:02 PM Permalink
    queenmalley

    Maybe the place where the sun ain't shining is size Triple E! OMG!

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:03 PM Permalink
    Terry

    Puck - :-)

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:04 PM Permalink
    Big G

    they've been predicting no or next to no snow all season, i think they just guessed that it wouldn't be buried by the time this thing commenced

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:05 PM Permalink
    Big G

    madscout! you're on a roll!!!

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:05 PM Permalink
    nonagoosee

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:05 PM Permalink
    lisa612

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:06 PM Permalink
    Big G

    now that i read it again, that is weird about the present tense..we'll find a way and not we've found a way...i have to agree that there's gotta be a word jumble or something here because otherwise it just sounds like they're trying to stick it to us

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:07 PM Permalink
    Terry

    I've got the itch to be out there.

    But if I don't get some shut-eye I'll be good for nothing in the parks tomorrow night.

    My cheeks hurt from laughing! This is just simply the best clue ever!!!!

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:08 PM Permalink
    nonagoosee

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:09 PM Permalink
    Terry

    Regman - Meet other coolerheads? Felt welcomed or overwhelmed?

    Thu, 01/23/2003 - 11:11 PM Permalink