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2007 Allison Wonderland Mock Hunt

Submitted by Clue Master on
Clue #1 
Signal ye the start of fun for ye old Mock Hunt has begun 
Thou shalt go out and seek thee the Crown Jewel 
Tis hidden in St. Paul, nestled before snow did fall 
And before Mother Nature decided to be so cruel 

This wintry hunt of 07 may not strike thee as pleasant 
But doth it not represent all that hunters stand for? 
Perhaps ye can satiate by dwelling instead on 08 
Or hunt like a Tiger and ye shall have riches galore. 

The first verse is mainly just there to introduce the hunt and tell you what you already know, that it is hidden in St. Paul and that we seem to have a lot of snow. The second verse makes reference to “08” which is meant not as 2008, but rather 1908 which is when Newell Park was founded. It was named after Stanford Newell and Stanford is both an anagram of “stand for” and the college that Tiger Woods went to. Tiger Woods of course comes from “Tiger” and “Woods” also hints at it being hidden in a tree. 

Clue #2 
Ten times ten, squared, a hundred then 
Is how many chains thou shalt need 
Core to thy hysteria, use them to cover the area 
Ruts in thy thinking are a danger indeed. 

A chain is a unit of length and 100 chains would still be a unit of length, but 100 square chains is a measure of area and is equal to 10 acres, the size of Newell Park. Also, if you look at the first word of each line- Ten Is Core Ruts, and say it fast, you get Tennis Courts, referring to the courts that are in the park. 

Clue #3 
Don't be defensive friend, tis all but a game in the end. 
Tis the goal to have wintry fun, not to prove ye be hardcore. 
Thou art well likely to howl, if thou likes to stay foul. 
But it's not how well ye boast, but how well ye keep score. 

This clue has various sports references meant to hint at the various sporting fields in the park which include tennis courts, a basketball court, a volleyball court, and a softball field. It also hints more specifically that you’d be in foul territory of the baseball field. Also, to “keep score”, since a score means 20, if you count every 20th letter through the first three lines, you get “Newell”. 

Clue #4 
Thy lord doth state, that ye best not wait. 
This clue shant lead thee easily to thy destination. 
Yet at the end of thy jaunt, thou shalt find what ye want 
Where 100 and 96 doth meet in conjunctive combination. 

No doubt this will be remembered as the “rich Shepard’s dirt” of this hunt. A quick look at a map will tell you that highways 100 and 96 do not meet and even if they did, it wouldn’t be anywhere near St. Paul. The next question I was hoping people would ask is “Do they meet anywhere else?” If you look “at the end” of each line, you’ll get “tntn”. If you look at a map then of TN for highways 100 and 96, you will see they meet in Fairview, TN. Fairview is a street that borders Newell. 

Clue #5 
Bid thee search high and low, over hills and under snow 
Search every cranny where the lowly worm sneaks. 
In the depths shall thee dwell, whilst the heights they do tell 
The right park in which ye shalt find the twin peaks. 

This clue had mostly general information. “Over hills” refers to the rolling hills of the park. “Cranny” refers to the diamond being hidden in a crevice”. “Where the lowly worm sneaks”, and “in the depths shall thee dwell”, refers to the crevice being on the ground at the very bottom of the tree. The heights that do tell is a vague reference to the smokestack that is visible from the park and the twin peaks refers specifically to the two picnic shelters with pyramid-like tops. 

Clue #6 
As thou moveth to and fro, inscribing arcs as ye go 
Near where a medallion was found in days of yore, 
Thou shalt surely know that the place to go 
Is to a park in which ye can find a door. 

If you are making an arc as you go back and forth, then odds are you are sitting on a swing. Back in 2000, the Winter Carnival Medallion was found near a swing in Newell. Finding a door simply refers to the building on the property and is meant to eliminate other small parks that have no buildings (or doors) at all. 

Clue #7 
To find thy secret stash, think of a ring of cash 
Though thou hath no need to try and step through it 
Envision it with thy mind, for though ye be not blind 
Thou shalt find thyself unable to see to chew it. 

Johnny Cash had a very famous song called “Burning Ring of Fire” which in turn should make you think of a fire ring. There is a fire ring in Newell, but the treasure is not really near there. As for “unable to see to chew it”, if you remove the “c” from “chew it”, that leads you to Hewitt, another street that touches Newell. 

Clue #8 
Tis surely a curious thing that Americans have no king. 
Who shall lead thee in the future is most anyone's guess. 
What a crazy condition when there's an open position. 
And yet thou must fill one more or perhaps fill one less. 

This clue is pretty clearly talking about Presidents for the first three lines. With that in mind, the last line makes you think of President Fillmore. But once you have that, then you have to think of one more and one less, the Presidents before and after Fillmore, Taylor and Pierce. Taylor and the Pierce Butler Route and two more streets that touch on Newell. 

Clue #9 
Under the national tree is where thou shalt be 
If thou wishest to recover thy Lord's lost treasure. 
Find thee a gnomon tall, seek where the shadow doth fall 
As if to say two hours past high noon were the measure 

The national tree is the Oak, of which there are many in Newell, including the tree the treasure is hidden under. A gnomon is the part of a sundial that casts a shadow. The obvious choice for a gnomon in Newell would be the smokestack. If you then look at a map of the area, and draw a line from the smokestack, through Newell Park such that the line would be in the same position as the hour hand would be at 2pm if it were a clock, that line would then go through almost exactly where the treasure is. 

Clue #10 

Play not the fool, look for the jewel 
In a park that fitteth this little rhyme. 
At the right plot, thou mightst not see a lot 
But ye shall be dry above the water and slime 

This clue is just saying to look for a park that rhymes with “jewel” such as, Oh, I don’t know, maybe Newell! And then you’ll want to look at the far end from the parking lot where you can’t really see the parking lot (or not a lot of it anyway). 

Clue #11 

No sign of the jewel? Then get thee to Newell 
Thou hast little time left to fritter. 
And if thou pauseth to eat, then find thee a seat 
Then search around as far as thou can throw thy litter. 

This clue is finally stating to go to Newell and that the treasure is within a litter toss’s distance from a picnic table. 

Clue #12 

Art thou having displeasure finding thy treasure? 
Then thou shalt mark fifty three paces southwest 
Starting on ground made holy by the find of John Davoli 
And there ye shall find the tree that hath been blessed. 

Thou shalt see most stark a split in the bark 
Or perchance more like a woodchucks first meal 
Down in the shadowy black, deep in a baseline crack 
Thou shalt bring forth the jewel to seal thy deal. 

This clue starts at the spot where the person who found the Winter Carnival Medallion in 2000 actually found it. It’s a bit west of the bench swing. The directions then lead you to a damaged tree and in a crevice at the very bottom of the tree, the diamond was tucked.



 

Terry

Congratulations Regman!
Tue, 03/13/2007 - 4:37 PM Permalink
barefootguy

Heres the explanation for the 100 and 96 business from what AW said over the phone. Highways 100 and 96 don't meet, but if they did, they would meet in Fairview Tennessee. I don't think I ever would have got that one.
Tue, 03/13/2007 - 5:41 PM Permalink
barefootguy

Oh yeah, congrats Regman :pbpt:
Tue, 03/13/2007 - 5:42 PM Permalink
Mr. Med Hunter

Congrats! Regman - your hard work paid off!
Tue, 03/13/2007 - 5:46 PM Permalink
KITCH

congrats reg!!!!
Tue, 03/13/2007 - 5:48 PM Permalink
Posen

Way to go...glad you found the second wind to go get the thing...!
Tue, 03/13/2007 - 7:00 PM Permalink
becksie

Congratulations Regman! Your perseverance paid off and you earned the find on this one! Woo-hoo!! :grin:
Tue, 03/13/2007 - 7:04 PM Permalink
Clue Master

REGMAN ROX!!!

Great job Reg :cool:
Tue, 03/13/2007 - 8:20 PM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

Looks like no takers on explaining the clues, so here are the official explanations:

Clue #1

Signal ye the start of fun for ye old Mock Hunt has begun

Thou shalt go out and seek thee the Crown Jewel

Tis hidden in St. Paul, nestled before snow did fall

And before Mother Nature decided to be so cruel

This wintry hunt of 07 may not strike thee as pleasant

But doth it not represent all that hunters stand for?

Perhaps ye can satiate by dwelling instead on 08

Or hunt like a Tiger and ye shall have riches galore.

The first verse is mainly just there to introduce the hunt and tell you what you already know, that it is hidden in St. Paul and that we seem to have a lot of snow. The second verse makes reference to “08” which is meant not as 2008, but rather 1908 which is when Newell Park was founded. It was named after Stanford Newell and Stanford is both an anagram of “stand for” and the college that Tiger Woods went to. Tiger Woods of course comes from “Tiger” and “Woods” also hints at it being hidden in a tree.

Clue #2

Ten times ten, squared, a hundred then

Is how many chains thou shalt need

Core to thy hysteria, use them to cover the area

Ruts in thy thinking are a danger indeed.

A chain is a unit of length and 100 chains would still be a unit of length, but 100 square chains is a measure of area and is equal to 10 acres, the size of Newell Park. Also, if you look at the first word of each line- Ten Is Core Ruts, and say it fast, you get Tennis Courts, referring to the courts that are in the park.

Clue #3

Don't be defensive friend, tis all but a game in the end.

Tis the goal to have wintry fun, not to prove ye be hardcore.

Thou art well likely to howl, if thou likes to stay foul.

But it's not how well ye boast, but how well ye keep score.

This clue has various sports references meant to hint at the various sporting fields in the park which include tennis courts, a basketball court, a volleyball court, and a softball field. It also hints more specifically that you’d be in foul territory of the baseball field. Also, to “keep score”, since a score means 20, if you count every 20th letter through the first three lines, you get “Newell”.

Clue #4

Thy lord doth state, that ye best not wait.

This clue shant lead thee easily to thy destination.

Yet at the end of thy jaunt, thou shalt find what ye want

Where 100 and 96 doth meet in conjunctive combination.

No doubt this will be remembered as the “rich Shepard’s dirt” of this hunt. A quick look at a map will tell you that highways 100 and 96 do not meet and even if they did, it wouldn’t be anywhere near St. Paul. The next question I was hoping people would ask is “Do they meet anywhere else?” If you look “at the end” of each line, you’ll get “tntn”. If you look at a map then of TN for highways 100 and 96, you will see they meet in Fairview, TN. Fairview is a street that borders Newell.

Clue #5

Bid thee search high and low, over hills and under snow

Search every cranny where the lowly worm sneaks.

In the depths shall thee dwell, whilst the heights they do tell

The right park in which ye shalt find the twin peaks.

This clue had mostly general information. “Over hills” refers to the rolling hills of the park. “Cranny” refers to the diamond being hidden in a crevice”. “Where the lowly worm sneaks”, and “in the depths shall thee dwell”, refers to the crevice being on the ground at the very bottom of the tree. The heights that do tell is a vague reference to the smokestack that is visible from the park and the twin peaks refers specifically to the two picnic shelters with pyramid-like tops.

Clue #6

As thou moveth to and fro, inscribing arcs as ye go

Near where a medallion was found in days of yore,

Thou shalt surely know that the place to go

Is to a park in which ye can find a door.

If you are making an arc as you go back and forth, then odds are you are sitting on a swing. Back in 2000, the Winter Carnival Medallion was found near a swing in Newell. Finding a door simply refers to the building on the property and is meant to eliminate other small parks that have no buildings (or doors) at all.

Clue #7

To find thy secret stash, think of a ring of cash

Though thou hath no need to try and step through it

Envision it with thy mind, for though ye be not blind

Thou shalt find thyself unable to see to chew it.

Johnny Cash had a very famous song called “Burning Ring of Fire” which in turn should make you think of a fire ring. There is a fire ring in Newell, but the treasure is not really near there. As for “unable to see to chew it”, if you remove the “c” from “chew it”, that leads you to Hewitt, another street that touches Newell.

Clue #8

Tis surely a curious thing that Americans have no king.

Who shall lead thee in the future is most anyone's guess.

What a crazy condition when there's an open position.

And yet thou must fill one more or perhaps fill one less.

This clue is pretty clearly talking about Presidents for the first three lines. With that in mind, the last line makes you think of President Fillmore. But once you have that, then you have to think of one more and one less, the Presidents before and after Fillmore, Taylor and Pierce. Taylor and the Pierce Butler Route and two more streets that touch on Newell.

Clue #9

Under the national tree is where thou shalt be

If thou wishest to recover thy Lord's lost treasure.

Find thee a gnomon tall, seek where the shadow doth fall

As if to say two hours past high noon were the measure

The national tree is the Oak, of which there are many in Newell, including the tree the treasure is hidden under. A gnomon is the part of a sundial that casts a shadow. The obvious choice for a gnomon in Newell would be the smokestack. If you then look at a map of the area, and draw a line from the smokestack, through Newell Park such that the line would be in the same position as the hour hand would be at 2pm if it were a clock, that line would then go through almost exactly where the treasure is.

Clue #10

Play not the fool, look for the jewel

In a park that fitteth this little rhyme.

At the right plot, thou mightst not see a lot

But ye shall be dry above the water and slime

This clue is just saying to look for a park that rhymes with “jewel” such as, Oh, I don’t know, maybe Newell! And then you’ll want to look at the far end from the parking lot where you can’t really see the parking lot (or not a lot of it anyway).

Clue #11

No sign of the jewel? Then get thee to Newell

Thou hast little time left to fritter.

And if thou pauseth to eat, then find thee a seat

Then search around as far as thou can throw thy litter.

This clue is finally stating to go to Newell and that the treasure is within a litter tossÂ’s distance from a picnic table.

Clue #12

Art thou having displeasure finding thy treasure?

Then thou shalt mark fifty three paces southwest

Starting on ground made holy by the find of John Davoli

And there ye shall find the tree that hath been blessed.

Thou shalt see most stark a split in the bark

Or perchance more like a woodchucks first meal

Down in the shadowy black, deep in a baseline crack

Thou shalt bring forth the jewel to seal thy deal.

This clue starts at the spot where the person who found the Winter Carnival Medallion in 2000 actually found it. ItÂ’s a bit west of the bench swing. The directions then lead you to a damaged tree and in a crevice at the very bottom of the tree, the diamond was tucked.
Tue, 03/13/2007 - 9:32 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Bravo!

Ten Is Core Ruts

:smile: :smile: :smile:
Tue, 03/13/2007 - 10:08 PM Permalink
Posen

Very fun hunting! Thanks very much for the hunt!
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 12:03 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

thanks for the hunt AW I didntget out at all but it was fun trying to figerout you clues!! and to reg rock and roll brother cograts! what college kid couldn't usea few ex bucks!!!!!
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 12:17 AM Permalink
Mr. Med Hunter

AW - Thanks for another great hunt! :smile:
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 12:51 AM Permalink
OT

Way to go Reggie! :grin:

I'll never forget the hunt when you didn't have a license yet and rollerbladed from your house to Cherokee for a hunt. And it was darn cold out! :eek: :grin: That's a determined hunter!
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 5:42 AM Permalink
KITCH

nice job...I really really liked clue 8.

but I did learn something...thanks ME2--

I didn't know that other little park was "clayton park" ---so clue 2 is a little off...but SWEET.

:smile:
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 5:51 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Nice distinctive clues AW. I wish I could have been a part of this one.
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 6:05 AM Permalink
ares

way to go, reg! and great clues aw!
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 6:17 AM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Regman (pointing to tree where it was found): How well has that tree been searched?

Me: Not well enough if it's in there.

Famous last words.....

Congrats Reg! And good job AW, another fine hunt!
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 6:21 AM Permalink
KITCH

so was it in the tree???
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 6:23 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Where was it?

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Wed, 03/14/2007 - 7:10 AM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

It was a little farther to the south than what you can see in this picture. Look at the bottom of the picture where the gap of trees in the middle is, and it was just a little south of that I would say.
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 7:39 AM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

Clue #8 was kind of interesting as it had a sort of not entirely linear logic to it. And yet I think a lot of people got it.
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 7:40 AM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

There's a classic treasure hunting tagline if ever there was one.
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 7:42 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Damn! I was just At Newell a couple of days ago, too...

and this visit wasnt even hunt related!
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 7:51 AM Permalink
Posen

I think the arial view of the park should look more like the boundary waters...where are all of the large bodies of water? :wink:
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 8:03 AM Permalink
Eags

AW - awesome clues! I've got goosebumps reading that last clue. Or as green would say, sparklies! Thanks for a great hunt. Next year, I'll be hunting in person, not from my computer chair.
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 8:09 AM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

So would people be up for a rehash Sunday night at 7pm? If not, I might also be able to manage Thursday night.
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 9:16 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

you talking thursday as in tomorrow, or thursday as in next week?
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 9:35 AM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

I guess that is tomorrow already, isn't it? I'll be out of town next Thursday.
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 10:26 AM Permalink
barefootguy

Either night works for me, as long as we have it somewhere with a TV so I can keep track of how my NCAA basketball bracket is doing :sillygrin:
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 3:31 PM Permalink
regman

I couldn't attend the predig because I was playing in a tournament and didn't finish on time so, if we have a rehash, I definitely want to come. Either of those days would be totally fine!

Oh, and while I am here..

Thank you, everyone! I appreciate the congratulations. All I did, though, was dig through lots of snow on the verge of melting, get extremely exhausted, and then happen to stick my hand far enough into the right tree. I think AW deserves the congratulations. As some of you may know, I didn't really do any mock hunts last year because of school and a non-hunter girlfriend I had at the time. Some years, though, doing mock hunts took up a large portion of my free time (like 2003, with AW's hunt, TMK's hunt, Marley's hunt, Redbear's hunt, FB's hunt, Lilman's hunt, Kilty's hunt, and AW's second hunt). I have always enjoyed doing these, and I really appreciate the time and effort the cluewriters put into these things so that I can enjoy the hunting and noodling. As anyone who has done a lot of these mock hunts will tell you, AW knows how to put on a good hunt. He writes extremely good clues, chellenges us in the ways we want to be challenged, and, in all, dreams up incredibly creative and clever hunts every year. I don't think I could survive only being able to put my hunting enthusiasm and energy to use 12 days of every year, and AW's hunts have always helped me in that respect. Good job with the hunt, AW!

By the way, I don't know if the story OT told about me rollerblading to Cherokee is a good example of how much time and energy I put into these things, or how totally clueless I often am! That medallion was in Mounds! That hunt was the first hunt I really got to meet Jake.. we both spent tons of time searching through Mounds one day (after I had wised up and figured out that it wasn't at Cherokee). When I first approached him, because of our previous verbal fight about his use of a metal detector in one of AW's hunts, he said something like "you aren't going to beat me up, are you?" As long as I am hunting, I will never forget that. We ended up becoming pretty good friends during that hunt. Ironically enough, AW, the clue-writing master himself, ended up finding that one. On the very last day, Lilman read the clue at the park, and we all started running to the hiding spot before the clue was finished. AW, who listened to the entire thing including a part about it being hidden under a rock, casually walked over to where we were digging, turned over a rock, and found it!

Sorry about that digression.. I tend to ramble. One last thing, though. I met both BFG and Posen for the first time this hunt, and I just wanted to say what a pleasure it was meeting you both! I really enjoyed hunting with you, BFG! Next time, perhaps it will be me leaning on the tree!
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 8:54 PM Permalink
Terry

Thanks for all your rambling regman. Very nice to read.

Sunday should work for us for a rehash.
Thu, 03/15/2007 - 5:42 AM Permalink
Allison Wonderland

I'm going to be staying overnight in Duluth and then coming back Sunday, but not right away. So I think for the rehash we'll have to plan on Sunday at 7pm and I can give Reg his money at that time. As for where to go, I'm thinking we could either go back to Fabulous Fern's or if we want to be closer to the park, we could go to Porky's (though that would be more of an outdoor thing).
Thu, 03/15/2007 - 7:43 AM Permalink
Terry

I love Porky's...but it's supposed to be raining and snowing Sunday.
Thu, 03/15/2007 - 8:51 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

congrats reggie! :cool:
Thu, 03/15/2007 - 8:56 AM Permalink
barefootguy

I vote for not Porky's. :pbpt:
Thu, 03/15/2007 - 10:47 AM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

I probably won't make it, and I know Coco won't make it for sure. Sorry!
Thu, 03/15/2007 - 12:08 PM Permalink
me2

Congratulations REG!!!!!!!!
Fri, 03/16/2007 - 12:27 PM Permalink
Mr. Med Hunter

Thanks for sharing the pics! Look at all that snow and water! :smile:
Fri, 03/16/2007 - 12:41 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

are you using the easy upload tool? I hope your not uploading 5 at a time. With the tool you do them all at once.
Fri, 03/16/2007 - 1:51 PM Permalink
me2

2 clues that I thought meant something else than David that were in the park were

:the house in the pictures with the goose? and moon - it had that wild metal contraption entrance - I thought that was the 'door' clue

(david, why didn't you use that house as a clue?)

and

what kept me at Newell the moment clue 6 came out was the 'arc' - I remembered the building having arcs on them... I then fit the 10 acres and 1908 and jewell rhymes with newell - then the next clue nailed it with Hewitt and the fire pit.

the clue I thought shoulda meant something else was (even though its an awesome clue) --- about Taylor and Pierce - a couple of us figured that maybe it had to be between the 2 streets -which would place us on the north end of the park.

It was tough because --- "can't see to chewitt" also made us think we couldnt see Hewitt not the fire pit or not see either one of them- we were torn as to which way to beleive--- I know BFG and Reg liked NOT being able to see the firepit and also staying foul.

BFG took 20 steps = score from the picnic table to the tree

Jes got the Tiger Woods - that was a hard one to keep quiet! I wanted to tell everyone that one!

I saw Standford/Stand for on clue 10 :wink:

I can't tell you how many people asked me if I thought we should be standing under a tree and then going to 2 o clock OR if we need to find something tall and go to a tree at 2 o clock.

Excellent clues and hunt --- I'm glad I got to hunt in Newell again - its the first park I ever hunted in back in 1984.
Fri, 03/16/2007 - 2:04 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

its the first park I ever hunted in back in 1984.

damn, you're old ...
Fri, 03/16/2007 - 4:55 PM Permalink
Terry

Look who's talking!
Fri, 03/16/2007 - 7:45 PM Permalink
regman

The 1984 hunt is one of the hunts I have always wished I could have hunted.
Fri, 03/16/2007 - 10:38 PM Permalink
Terry

Newell Park has changed quite a bit since the '84 hunt. The path near where the medallion was found is gone. The wagon that was up near the pavillion is gone. In '84 that was a rec center on at least a part time basis and during the hunt, there was a rink to the west of the building. There were hockey games going on during part of the hunt.

TONS and TONS of snow that year. The snow banks created by clearing the ice were so big there was a group of young guys that tunneled through that snow all around the rink.

They had to have figured that's where the medallion was located - unless they just thought it was a cooler thing to do while hunting.
Sat, 03/17/2007 - 7:43 AM Permalink
barefootguy

So did we decide whether or not we're doing a rehash tomorrow night?
Sat, 03/17/2007 - 3:31 PM Permalink
jakeinge

So Ollie hasn't been ABLE (HA HA) to get on the boards in a couple of days. He wants to know if there is a get together tonight or not.... vote in or out.
Sun, 03/18/2007 - 7:34 AM Permalink
me2

just talked with becks - looks like I'll just make the decission for everyone ---

Y-E-S

Ferns @ 7 tonight
(personally Id like to go to OGaras to hear the urinal cakes- next time though)

Becks and I will be there

how hard was that?
don't answer that :wink:
Sun, 03/18/2007 - 8:07 AM Permalink