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Well in your case, respectfully, I don't think you're all that particular about your haircut. IF you were a chick and was, then a profile might be necessary.

Once I was swiping my debit card at Kohl's and the screen came up with a message to enter my Social Security number. I told the cashier I wasn't about to enter my SSN to complete the transaction and I'd use cash instead. She'd never seen that before and asked her manager about it and he came over and pushed some buttons and told me to swipe again, that he'd cleared that. I paid cash. How many people enter their SSN when it comes up though? What's with that??

Didn't mean to reply to the previous post. Was responding more to the posts about the zip codes.

Its easy to look up an address with a phone number...then a name... then?

I could be so lucky. My beautician is one of those who takes an extra long time cutting one side of my head while standing on the other side. Sometimes I can't see what's going on - and that's a good thing :wink:

I end up tipping more than the haircut itself almost every time. :sheepish:

I ordered for carry out at an Asian food place, once...

The girl there said "O.K. Dan - go and have a seat and we'll call you when it's ready." I never gave her my name.

I thought I did something boneheaded like I was wearing a nametag on the outside of my coat - nothing. How the hell did she know my name? I'd only been there like twice in my life.

By the time I figured it out my food was just about done. My name automatically appeared at the top of my receipt when she ran my ATM card to purchase the food.

Frankly, sometimes I wonder if I even HAVE an identity to steal... :confused:

I'm surprised she didn't tell you that you had an overdue library book from 1982, that you were low on gas and that you needed to schedule a colonoscopy.

Ask Kitch, he's actually so good that he knew I was going to post this before I even did. :pbpt:

My name automatically appeared at the top of my receipt when she ran my ATM card to purchase the food.

Frankly, sometimes I wonder if I even HAVE an identity to steal...

I'm glad other people have brain farts like this once in awhile - makes me feel more normal. :goofy:

I seldom say anything without thinking for just a moment, but when Da Yooper and I were courting, I was up here to attend a wedding with him, and met some of his friends for the first time.

I was a little nervous, I guess.

We were waiting to go through the food line, and we were all very hungry, so we were eating the little favors at our places. I thought they were all alike, so when Da Yooper popped a food item in my mouth that was not the same as what I'd been eating, I was suprised, and blurted out, "Oh, I thought you had little nuts!"

Geez, if I coulda crawled into the floor, I would have.

exactly my point! If the want info from me, I wanna see the green!

Eags -- for what its worth -- I think you're a little nuts a lot of the time. :wink:

Especially during courting season! :grin:

There's a SEASON for courting? Lemme get my rod n reel!

What is the best bait to use?

How much does a license cost?

Do you have to apply for a doe lottery separately?

Do you have to renew your permit every two years?

I'm almost afraid to ask: Is there a SLOT limit?

 :goofy:

HeHe

I guess you can bag as many as you want as long as they're still in season. :pbpt:

You guys crack me up! :sillygrin:

I wish you guys had to take a test to get that kind of license.

The woman at the Asian Food place I like on Robert St always says "see you tomorrow" (two-mar-roe). heh

I try to beat her to it everytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPEeCYPGjm0

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/bal-te.md.officer12feb12,0,2952754.story

story about video above

found this one on him to!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orYNzdwb7b4&NR=1

This guy is a dick they need to put him in jail for a miss use of authority!!!!! WOW!!!

I would have clocked him with the skate board at that age!!! so he and I are lucky It wasnt ME!!!

http://www.photoshow.com/maker

Gracias

That's cool. Instead of paying bills I might end up getting a new sidewalk. I'm not sure how much they cost though. I should be getting my deposit tomorrow.

I got my refund back.. I had wondered what the difference would be between the two checks. This one has "Invest Wisely" written on the back though, therefore it must be my refund and not the stimulus check, heh.

I know a guy that will probly do it. My neighbor. Says he's slow right now, could probly use the money. He's good at it. Is a pro.

how do I know when the stimulus will come? :smile:

Here you go.

Last two SSN digits: Payments will be transmitted no later than:

 00 through 20 May 2

 21 through 75 May 9

 76 through 99 May 16

http://www.irs.gov/irs/article/0,,id=180250,00.html

Ok. Here's paper check payment then.

PAPER CHECK

Last two SSN digits: Payments will be mailed no later than:

 00 through 09 May 16

 10 through 18 May 23

19 through 25 May 30

26 through 38 June 6

 39 through 51 June 13

 52 through 63 June 20

 64 through 75 June 27

 76 through 87 July 4

 88 through 99 July 11

Just ask for help :grin:

wow.. looks like a month or so extra for a paper check.... ouch.

How do you know if you've got direct deposit set up? Also, my address changed...

When and how you'll get your rebate

Most people will receive their rebates the same way they choose to receive refunds on their tax returns -- by direct deposit into their bank or other accounts, or by check in the mail.

For details, check this IRS Web site: Stimulus Payment Schedule

If you haven't filed a return yet and you qualify for a rebate, you can select either method when you file.

In some cases, however, the IRS has decided that taxpayers can only get their rebates by mail, even if they get their regular tax refunds by direct deposit. At TurboTax, this will happen if you use a "refund transfer" when filing your 2007 return.

For more information on refund transfers, please read: Rebates and Refund Transfers Using Santa Barbara Bank & Trust

oh my.

good question!

Is it a sacrilege to mention Kitch's competition?

http://static.cbslocal.com/station/wcco/forms/goodquestion/index.html

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bwahahaha...

Nice story.. practice isn't as simple though.

now see- I had to pay in so there is no direct deposit for me- I'll have to wait til the end of the month.

Looks more like a bag to me. :smile:

Now I know what a White Castle feels like. Thanx.

and you know what it feels like to have a bag over your head how? :goofy:

Isn't everybody asked to put a bag on their head during sex? :sheepish:

if you look there is one spot that has a few fingers in it!!

Nice