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Twiztid - Speculationz

(feat. E-40)

[Monoxide Child]

Speculation has it, that I'm the freakiest one

I like to rip out my tongue and spit the black magic

And I'm supposed to be fucking some crack addict without a rubber?

And I already got a baby by her mother?

They say I'm a sci-fi wizard of sorts

And my momma, she was a banshee, she was drowned by the courts

They say my little brother Jamie, he's dead and in a grave, and I'm all alone and afraid

And everything I gave has been so underestimated, I've been hated by generations

For having conversations with people who didn't make it

How could I fake it?

I'm a monster, remember me? The weirdo with the axe, from another galaxy

I keep a blender in my kitchen filled to rim with the blood

And spit suspicions of me drinking it up

So it's fucked, scatter stones, get out my Kool-Aid

I'm blasting away from all you haters

Hit me up on my two-way

[Chorus x4]

Besides some bullshit falling down

I'm okay

[Jamie Madrox]

Speculation has it that I'm a drunk and a drug addict

A shit talker, always trying to start static

A borderline faggot, with long fingernails

Either that or he's a coke head, but I don't think he cares

Speculation has it that I have already engaged in sexually fantasies with me and Gwen Stefani

A video taping, internet downloads

Speculations is called is the one who gets boned

I can't escape it, mistake it, or fake it out

Look you in the face as if I don't know what you talking about

Speculation, you heard I don't spit on no bodies shit, but no, don't hate me

Many mouths to feed, and many personalities, and me looking to get P.A.I.D

Is it a lie or is it true?

You can put that on our skills they stay snug like my Batman suit

[Chorus x4]

Besides some bullshit falling down

I'm okay

[E-40]

Smash the flash I have the plastic backing

Speculation, hateration, me and Twiztid don't give a ...

Mistaking, papered up, smashing independently

With a dedicated ass fanbase, and don't a mothafucka hear from me

Speculation, see they just don't know

I be rapping too fast, they be listening too slow

I be spitting sluggish

E-40 be spitting thuggish

E-40 be representing the bottery up in the cop, got the dirt popping

Ain't no stopping a pimp

Walk with a limp

Elbows on bimp

Flopping on hips

Sipping on sip, sipping on sip

Dipping and skating and bounce to this shit

Me and Twiztid be twisted

Me and Twiztid be gone

Me and Twiztid be blisted

Me and Twiztid be stoned

Gone on our head, dead, dead wrong

Smoking turtle, beating on our chest like King Kong

Conversating acting and poking, that's how it's hanging today

Trying to persuade this liquor into giving me brain

[Chorus x4]

Besides some bullshit falling down

I'm okay

Twiztid - Darkness

How come this wasted time is such a loss expressed on minds side?

I'd give you everything if you just let me stand beside you

Your kind is so amused and still confused by what you live with

Your darkness just won't go away

Your light, it's time for you to shine on today

Nothing but darkness in me

[Chorus]

Darkness, night time

No moon in the sky tonight

Feeling like our lives been tucked away, today

Life is darkness, forever remain, and again

How come these things you say they always seem to grow and haunt me?

I'd give you everything if you just let me stand beside you

You seem to think that I would let things slide and have you change me

This darkness just won't go away

No light, inside for me to shine on today

Nothing but darkness in me

[Chorus x2]

Darkness, night time

No moon in the sky tonight

Feeling like our lives been tucked away, today

Life is darkness, forever remain, and again

And again [x15]

No light, inside for me to shine on today

Nothing but darkness in me

[Chorus]

Darkness, night time

No moon in the sky tonight

Feeling like our lives been tucked away, today

Life is darkness, forever remain, and again

Twiztid - Afraid Of Me

[Chorus x2]

I'm so

Hidden and you're never gonna see

I'm cold

Forgiven all because of my beliefs

I'm no

Body that you ever wanna be

Cause I know that the world is afraid of me

[Monoxide Child]

Now you can try to sedate me,

Assassinate or just hate me

But there's nothing that you can do to me lately

Now I'm greatly accepted

In my mind cause I'm confused and intertwined

From being rejected so many times,

I wanna leave it all behind

So kind of you to pick up the album and give it a try for once

And run and tell your homies that these motherfuckers will die for us

So many questions,

fingers pointing for answers

Suggesting that I'm the cancer that lingers inside the pasture

With green grass, up to my neck in situations

But its too fast To think about it,

most people can't dream about it

A hundred million miles and every single second

And every time you hear this record I want you to feel me on every sentence

Reminisce from descendants of past treasures

We'll embark on a journey that'll stay alive forever

Plus I would stand over on my side of the fence

Regardless of the circumstances or the consequences

[Chorus x2]

I'm so

Hidden and you're never gonna see

I'm cold

Forgiven all because of my beliefs

I'm no

Body that you ever wanna be

Cause I know that the world is afraid of me

[Jamie Madrox]

I am my own worst enemy

I'm not the smartest motherfucker and shit,

I don't pretend to be

And why I am the way I am is not a mystery

My mind's not in proper working order or in therapy

Duranged, confused and mentally abused

Life's been hanging on a string so what the fuck I got to loose?

And what the fuck I got to prove to you?

If you don't know me by now, you'll never know me

You can put that on my real homies

I got problems and they stack like bills

And I related to the broken, bleeding heart love killed

And I awaited in the shadows, awake in the dark

Hoping to talk to the passed on, I'm falling apart

I'm such a mess and decisive, I'm fading away

I'm out of touch with society and living today

Never relied on my sanity, I through it away

To become the maniac that's got your attention today

[Chorus x2]

I'm so

Hidden and you're never gonna see

I'm cold

Forgiven all because of my beliefs

I'm no

Body that you ever wanna be

Cause I know that the world is afraid of me

[Monoxide Child]

Can you keep a secret?

Well I'm afraid world because they want me to die, can you believe it?

But I'm still alive... and been floating since '95

With my chin held high but I'm so dead inside

Let the problems just roll off my back into a pile

Because it's just a bunch of shit that I can't deal with right now

And I'm tired of always guessing and messing it up again

And the next day it's even deeper and I'm steady sinking in

[Jamie Madrox]

I took a look at myself and came to grips with what I found

It was a vision of a child, disturbed and broke down

No soul, no heart because I gave it away

No time for feeling sorry, I'll grieve another day

And all those tears are stored in storm clouds

That hover above me and cover the ugly

Continued to haunt me when I was feeling low

That's the same reason I hold on and never let go

[Chorus x4]

I'm so

Hidden and you're never gonna see

I'm cold

Forgiven all because of my beliefs

I'm no

Body that you ever wanna be

Cause I know that the world is afraid of me

thanks Nick

John Mellencamp DANCE NAKED

I want you to dance naked

So I can see you

I´d like to get to know you

You don´t have to act naughty

Spin it round and round

Spin it round and round and round

I want you to dance naked

I promise I won´t touch you

I promise to tell no one, no

I want you to dance naked

Spin it round and round

Spin it round and round and round

Spin it round and round

I want you to dance naked

If you like i´ll join you

I want to enjoy your body

I want to hear all your secrets

I want to know if you like me

As much as I like you

I want you to dance naked

But only if you want to

Spin it round and round

Spin it round and round and round

Spin it round and round

I want you to dance naked

So I can see you

I´d like to get to know you

But only if you want to

Spin it round and round

Spin it round and round and round

Spin it round and round

Spin it round and round and round

I want you to dance naked

 :ooh:

Bwaaaaaaahhh!!

You'd like that wouldn't you big boy?

No pix Kitch. I was driving the Blazer and put the media all the way in back with the chairs and stuff. If I was in my car I would have had tons of shots. Damn it!

I do have this hickey I can show you tho. hehe

I like lindsay...just wait a few years..put some meat back on her bones...she'll be a hottie...

Holy Crap I'm dying over here!!!!!

Way f-in funny dude. And agreed too :goofy:

There are some people who like Lindsay, and would like to get her meat on their bone because she's a hottie.

dirty birds. :cool:

I prefer to be a pig thank you very much.

oink oink

I can't wait til I'm a dirty old man... :wink:

He's a dirty old man, And a dirty old man, He's a dirty old man and a friend of mine.

I'm a dirty old man The mean streets are home, My life is cold, I'll chill you to the bone,

Heart of stone, Have a care, I carry traces of death in my hair,

You know my breath stinks, I leave shit everywhere,

So be aware I'm unfeeling Don't you dare try appealing to my better nature,

You better wait, you're missinformed, Ain't nothing warm about me,

Cold and gray, concrete clay and steel, And what else is real? I mean the actual deal,

People seem to love living under my hair, Some of them call me London,

I'm also known as New York. Anywhere in the world you find me I talk the same bad talk,

Walk the same walk from side to side, You're transparent to me,

There ain't a thing you can hide, Derive glamour from the stamina it takes to survive.

You think I didn't know it's over with your face like a rat

Now give me your cash and go Before you're heart brakes,

You're living under my wing And all you got I'm gonna take, I'm a dirty old man.

He's a dirty old man and a dirty old man,

He's a dirty old man and a friend of mine.

He's a dirty old man and a dirty old man,

He's a dirty old man and a friend of mine.

I'm a rough old man beyond heart ache, To improve my mood I could use an earthquake,

I sit awake for my people to release the pain, So I can know peace again In my skin,

sin diceit and mistrust soaked in, I think I might just fuss Often drops of woe,

streets flow with tears, I fall down all around your ears.

If I could, if I was made of wood start a fire, no lie,

I can afford to smoke sacred fire, Cos I wouldn't bet on people changing just yet

My eyes are wet and my heart is full of fear and regret,

So you're catching the rough edge of my tongue, I started young,

I got teenagers carrying guns. I hear you wanna hold me to blame, but we're the same,

So for me win society and feel the shame, I'm a rough old man.

He's a dirty old man and a dirty old man,

He's a dirty old man and a friend of mine.

He's a dirty old man and a dirty old man,

He's a dirty old man and a friend of mine.

I'm a rough old man, this is who I am.

He's a dirty old man and a dirty old man,

He's a dirty old man and a friend of mine.

Welcome to the Jungle" Based on the performance by Guns n Roses

"Welcome to McDonalds" Parody by Shawn Carapellatti

Welcome to McDonalds

We've got coke and fries

And if you have more money honey

We've got apple pies

You're a very hungry girl

Whose very hard to feed

Get yourself a happy meal

And then buy one for me

At McDonalds

Welcome to McDonalds

Can I take your order

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p please

I'm gonna make you food

Welcome to McDonalds

You can eat here every day

You can have any thing you want

But you still have to pay

You should try a burger

They go great with fries

And for an extra quarter

We can super size

At McDonalds

Welcome to McDonalds

Can I take your order

p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p- please

I'm gonna watch you eat

(Bridge)

When you're hungry you only want to be fed

Just fed

Just fed

Just fed

You know were you are

You're at McDonalds baby

You're gonna eat

At McDonalds

Welcome to McDonalds

Can I take your order

Its gonna make you fat Ha

Streets of London" Based on the performance by Ralph McTell

"Olympic Games In London" Parody by Phil Alexander

Have you seen the old men

Of the Olympic Committee

Driving all around

In their limousines?

In their hands a big cigar

Their way of life seems quite bizarre

You'll never see them in T-shirt and jeans

So how could they give it to Par-ee

Or say Madrid's come from behind?

The IOC has voted, and

We'll have Olympic Games in London

Maybe t'was Beckham who helped 'em make their mind

Have you seen the old man

Who hates the food in London

Also known as "President of France"

Was his "joke" 'bout British food

Considered little bit too rude

Losing Paris it's best ever chance?

So how could they give it to Par-ee

Or say Madrid's come from behind?

The IOC has voted, and

We'll have Olympic Games in London

Maybe t'was Chirac who helped 'em make their mind

Have you seen the big man

Who stands 'bout six feet seven

Someone we've often seen, sitting in a row

He's in Singapore because

He's kind of handy with the oars

Won loads of medals, and all of 'em gold

So how could they give it to Par-ee

Or say Madrid's come from behind?

The IOC has voted, and

We'll have Olympic Games in London

Maybe Steve Redgrave helped 'em make their mind

Have you seen Sebastian

The eight-hundred metre runner

He got kind of used to winning every race

Now that he has won it

Bet he's glad that he begun it

And he's walking round with a smile on his face

So how could they give it to Par-ee

Or say Madrid's come from behind?

The IOC has voted, and

We'll have Olympic Games in London

Maybe t'was Seb Coe who helped 'em make their mind

Just Another Day In Paradise" Based on the performance by Phil Vassar

"Just Another Day In A Campsite" Parody by Matthias

i think i know the guy who wrote this

You start bitching

I went fishing

You're barking cause instead of me bringing

You to Beverly Hills, swimming pools

We're crashing in a cottage room

In a half hour

You're devoured

I told you to use Deet

But you just glowered

"This crappy place

Is a pain in the camp"

Build the flames up for a light snack

Raccoons in the cooler, Oh Geeze

"Baby road trippin'

Hope Wal-Mart's equippin'

This kinda camping thing"

Well we're away

Nature's nice

It's just another day in a campsite

You say there's someplace

That you'd rather be

Well there's mouse turds

You scream

I wouldn't stay in a Motel 8

And the ranger spies, every night

Ooh, it's just another day in a campsite

Next day you're baked

I guess you put on lotion a bit till too late

Cause you're lobster red you start to cry

"Baby, try SPF 59"

Well, eating looks like

Charbroiled hotdogs in the lantern light

Then we'll open up

A pack of booze

Make a little love that's over do

ButÂ…

Somebody had a headache

I don't do this badly

But I guess it's no teddy

Cause you sleep in back of the jeep

Well we're away

Nature's nice

It's just another day in a campsite

Well it's Disney that

You'd rather be

You call me, "Retard

Dummy"

And everything else in between

And I ask the Lord

She's my wife?

Ooh, it's just another day in a campsite

Well we're away

Nature's nice

It's just another day in a campsite

Well it's Key West that

You'd rather be

Cause there's no bars

Shopping

She'd rather trade for Purgatory

And she says she's bored

Every night

Ooh, it's just another day in a campsite

It's just another day in a campsite

Ooooooh, no

Well you keep yapping

We went camping

Just another day

Just another day in a campsite

Well the next day we vacate

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

It's just another day in a campsite

back to normal stuff...sorry..

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels

Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites

When the bee stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad

[Repeat all verses]

since all the movie talk.... I figured I'd post this in here..... the news i think it was on channel 5, threw this number on the screen a little bit ago, for anyone interested in being an "extra", for the filming, tomorrow at the Fitzgerald Theatre - 612-224-7541

I havent called yet, to check on it... so I dunno whats up with it.

can't be completed as dialed...hmmm

651-224-7541

mailbox..extra's casting is full!!!

heh...normally I can hack voicemail boxes....no luck on that one...heh

Dorothy

Your Majesty, If you were King, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?

Lion

Not nobody, not nohow!

Tin Man

Not even a rhinocerous?

Lion

Imposserous!

Dorothy

How about a hippopotamus?

Lion

Why, I'd trash him from top to bottomamus!

Dorothy

Supposin' you met an elephant?

Lion

I'd wrap him up in cellophant!

Scarecrow

What if it were a brontosaurus?

Lion

I'd show him who was King of the Forest!

All Four

How?

Lion

How?

Courage! What makes a King out of a slave?

Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave?

Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk, in the misty mist or the dusky dusk?

What makes the muskrat guard his musk?

Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?

Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder?

Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot?

What have they got that I ain't got?

All Four

Courage!

Lion

Then you can say that again

David Bowie ThursdayÂ’s Child





All of my life IÂ’ve tried so hard

Doing my best with what I had

Nothing much happened all the same

Something about me stood apart

A whisper of hope that seemed to fail

Maybe IÂ’m born right out of my time

Breaking my life in two

(throw me tomorrow, oh oh)

Now that I really got a chance

(throw me tomorrow, oh oh )

EverythingÂ’s falling into place

(throw me tomorrow, oh oh)

Seeing my past to let it go

(throw me tomorrow, oh oh)

Only for you I donÂ’t regret

And I was thursdayÂ’s child

(monday, tuesday, wednesday, born I was)

(monday, tuesday, wednesday, born I was)

Sometimes I cry my heart to sleep

Shuffling days and lonesome nights

Sometimes my courage fell to my feet

Lucky old son is in my sky

Nothing prepared me for your smile

Lighting the darkness of my soul

Innocence in your arms

(throw me tomorrow, oh oh)

Now that I really got a chance

(throw me tomorrow, oh oh )

Oh ho, everythingÂ’s falling into place

(throw me tomorrow, oh oh)

Seeing my past to let it go

(throw me tomorrow, oh oh)

Only for you I donÂ’t regret

And I was thursdayÂ’s child

(monday, tuesday, wednesday, born I was)

ThursdayÂ’s child

(monday, tuesday, wednesday, born I was)

ThursdayÂ’s child

(monday, tuesday, wednesday, born I was)

(monday, tuesday, wednesday, born I was)

(monday, tuesday, wednesday, born I was)

(monday, tuesday, wednesday, born I was)

LIKE A SUMMER THURSDAY LYRICS

townes van zandt

Her face was crystal

Fair and fine

Her breath was morning

Her lips were wine

Her eyes were laughter

Her touch divine

Her face was crystal

And she was mine

If only she

Could feel my pain

But feelinÂ’ is a burden

She canÂ’t sustain

So like a summer thursday

I cry for rain

To come and turn

The ground to green again

If only she

Could her my songs

Â’bout the empty difference

Â’tween the rights and wrongs

Then I know that i

Could stand alone

As well as they

Now that sheÂ’s gone

Her face was crystal

Fair and fine

Her breath was morning

Her lips were wine

Her eyes were laughter

Her touch divine

Her face was crystal

And she was mine

TANITA TIKARAM lyrics - "Thursday's Child"

I swear I wasn't cat-napping

To edge into your life

I didn't notice no sad thing

(It's a sundance)

To the strange strains that you entice

Now you may walk into an ocean view

(Exciting)

It's like you have understood

And I was just talking at you

Talking at you

For the good inside, the good inside of us

Do you send me?

No, you're a kind of dream

But somewhere in the scheme of things

We'll find who's Thursday's Child

We don't have to undo you

Or entertain your kind

Only reason I talk to you

Is 'cos I think you maybe, a heart attack is blind

And checking out your resume

And making out your plans

The kisses are not something we can talk about

They happened - and you laughed about it

Laugh out loud

Do you send me?

No, you're a kind of dream

But somewhere in the scheme of things

We'll find who's Thursday's Child

Once,

Is our boast

Do you?

Would you?

Only excite me

To join us is a talking clock

He tells us everything - we want him to stop

But somewhere in the corner

He's a-laughin', he's a-crying out loud

For some kind of attention which isn't shrouded by

Nicety is something which hangs around this stage

Believe me when I tell you - you can act around it

Mewl and puke about it

I don't want to hurt you

I just want to join in

This is a kindly creamer

A kindly crematorium

Do you send me?

No, you're a kind of dream

But somewhere in the scheme of things

We'll find who's Thursday's Child

man this is hard--when there's a band called thursday.....

CHIXDIGGIT! LYRICS

"Thursday Night"

talking to my friends at work today, times are getting them down they asked me for advice, thursday night is the night i always go out you don't gotta wait for saturday, the party's going right now you wanna feel alright thursday night, you wanna go on downtown well it was thursday (thursday) thursday night well it was thursday (thursday) thursday night i feel alright, thursday night, i get down they were only worried about one thing, they didn't want to get fired those who know how to rock and roll can make it through a day tired everybody's happy at work today, a couple look a bit gone there's a sign you know " run out of rope, tie a knot and hang on" for thursday (thursday) thursday night thursday (thursday) thursday night i feel alright, thursday night, i breakout you got you problems? you hate life? you wanna feel alright? get your shoes on off the couch it's thursday night i'm living for thursday night i'm living for thursday night i'm living for thursday night i'm living for thursday...

Offspring-Can't Repeat

I woke the other day

And saw my world has changed

The past is over but

Tomorrow's wishful thinking

Can't hold on what's being done

Can't grab on what's to come

And I just wish that I could stop but

Life goes on

Come of age

Can't hold on

Turn the page

Time rolls on

Wipe these eyes

Yesterday laughs

Tomorrow cries

The memories are bittersweet

Good times we can't repeat

Those days are gone and we can

Never get them back

Now we must move ahead

Despite our fear and dread

We're all just wishing we could stop but

Life goes on

Come of age

Can't hold on

Turn the page

Time rolls on

Wipe your eyes

Yesterday laughs

Tomorrow cries

With all our joys and fears

Wrapped in forgotten years

The past is laughing as

Today just slips away

Time can't stand what we've made

Cause it's another day

And I'm just wishing we could stop

Life goes on

Come of age

Can't hold on

Turn the page

Time rolls on

Wipe these eyes

Yesterday laughs

Tomorrow cries

Time rolls on

Feel good song of the year:

Descendents

Everything Sucks

Got Up This Morning To Make Some Coffee

Everything Sucks Today

Prayed Someone Hired A Hitman To Off Me

Everything Sucks Today

Got Up On The Wrong Side Of Life This Morning

Nothin Today Is Gonna Go My Way

Horoscope Told Me Lies This Morning

I Don'T Think Anything Is Gonna Be Okay

Today

Everything Sucks Today

Everything Sucks Today

Everything Sucks Today

Right Girl Didn'T Call And The Wrong Ones Knockin

Everything Sucks Today

Flat Tire On My Car So I Guess I'M Walkin

Everything Sucks Today

Taxman Came And Took My Money

Now All My Other Bills Are Gonna Be Late

My Girlfriends Movin In This Mornin

I Don'T Think Anything Is Gonna Be Okay

Today

Everything Sucks Today

Everything Sucks Today

Everything Sucks Today

Got Up On The Wrong Side Of Life This Mornin

Nothing Today Is Gonna Go My Way

Horoscope Told Me Lies This Morning

I Don'T Think Anything Is Gonna Be Okay

Today

Everything Sucks Today

Everything Sucks Today

Everything Sucks Today

heart the descendents!!!!

Artist: The Easybeats Lyrics

Song: Friday on My Mind Lyrics

Monday morning feels so bad,

Ev'rybody seems to nag me

Coming tuesday I feel better,

Even my old man looks good,

Wednesday just don't go,

Thursday goes too slow,

I've got Friday on my mind

Chorus

Gonna have fun in the city,

Be with my girl she's so pretty,

She looks fine tonight,

She is out of sight to me,

Tonight....I spend my bread,

Tonight...I lose my head,

Tonight...I got to get tonight

Monday I have Friday on my mind.

Do the five day drag once more,

Know of nothing else that bugs me

More than working for the rich man,

Hey I'll change that scene one day,

Today I might be mad,

Tomorrow I'll be glad,

I've got Friday on my mind,

(Repeat Chorus)

I don't care if monday's blue

Tuesday's grey and wednesday too

Thursday i don't care about you

It's friday i'm in love

Monday you can fall apart

Tuesday wednesday break my heart

Thursday doesn't even start

It's friday i'm in love

Saturday wait

And sunday always comes too late

But friday never hesitate...

I don't care if monday's black

Tuesday wednesday heart attack

Thursday never looking back

It's friday i'm in love

Monday you can hold your head

Tuesday wednesday stay in bed

Or thursday watch the walls instead

It's friday i'm in love

Saturday wait

And sunday always comes too late

But friday never hesitate...

Dressed up to the eyes

It's a wonderful surprise

To see your shoes and your spirits rise

Throwing out your frown

And just smiling at the sound

And as sleek as a shriek

Spinning round and round

Always take a big bite

It's such a gorgeous sight

To see you eat in the middle of the night

You can never get enough

Enough of this stuff

It's friday

I'm in love

Ice Cube lyrics,

Friday lyrics

[Verse One:]

You know it ain't no stoppin all tha doggs I'm droppin

it's Friday night so everythang is poppin.

I got skin lets spin on da hand,

so let tha games begin.

Yakity yak don't jump back or its on,

callin up Earl on tha car phone.

Mack 10 just got out of court,

rollin through tha hood in his super sport ropin Too $hort.

Eighteens got tha rearview mirrors vibratin,

and deep dish daytons.

You know how we do it,

ain't nuttin to it but tha floss,

overcrowdin Harrison walks.

'Cuz if ya fuck wit ours,

we leave scars,

out of G ride cars,

livin like stars.

Might hit tha highway,

on tha Vegas run fool 'cuz its Friday.

[Chorus:]

Oh yeah, throw ya neighborhood in tha air,

If ya don't care. [x2]

[Verse Two:]

Standin outside on a Friday livin on tha edge,

'cuz we all got 'dem hard heads.

It's seems like we all are waitin,

for a drive by playin tag wit satan.

But we chillin yeah we ready and willin,

ya hear about tha latest westside killin.

Forty sippin,

set trippin,

fo' dippin,

get tha grip in,

neva slippin.

BG's tryin tah hang out,

but OG said take ya little ass in tha house.

My big homey just got out,

used tah be down now he's just crack ad.

He's bout hard as Darth Vada

in his sweat shirt, khakis and Chuck Taylors.

Just see him in the drive way,

gettin beat like a smoka fool 'cuz it's Friday.

[Chorus]

[Verse Three:]

Why must I be like dat and chase da cat,

or settle for a hoodrat.

Dookie braids no dreadlocks,

flyin in and out of jail have a chicken and a cock.

And I love her 'cuz she down,

tah fuck around wit tha underground pussyhound.

And her ass is big round and wide,

jacked up makin nigga down tah ride.

Smokin indo,

playin dat Super Nintendo,

hear a rat tat tat on my window.

Gave her ass dat pelvic thrust,

don't trust tha rubber 'cuz its bound tah bust.

In tha oven in tha nappy,

I had on two so I was happy.

'Cuz dat HIV'll make ya dick hang sideways,

and dat ain't cool fool 'cuz its Friday.

[Chorus]

Throw tha west side in da air,

Throw tha east side in da air,

Throw tha south side in da air,

Throw tha north side in da air.

Oh yeah!

Van Morrison - Friday's Child

From the North

to the South,

ya' walked all the way.

Ya' know ya' left your,

left your home

for good to stay,

while ya' built all,

all of your castles

in the sun,

and I watched ya' knock 'em down,

knock 'em down, each and every one.

Whoa-oh, Friday's child

ya' can't stop now.

No.

Whoa-oh, Friday's child

ya' can't stop now.

And I watched you

'fore you 'came too ol' (??)

and I tol' ya'

a long time before ya' ever came to be told,

"You've got somethin'

that they all wanna know.

You gotta hold on

and never ever let go."

Whoa-oh, Friday's child

ya' can't stop now.

No, no.

Whoa-oh, Friday's child

ya' cannot stop now,

ya' can't stop.

There ya' go,

there ya' go, rainbows hangin' around your feet,

and you're makin' out,

you're makin' out with everyone that you meet.

even havin' a ball

and stayin' up late,

and watched the sun come up

'round Nottinghill Gate.

Whoa-oh, Friday's child

ya' can't stop now.

No, no.

Whoa-oh, Friday's child

ya' cannot stop.

You're drivin'.

Aaowwh,

no no no no no no no no no,

ya' cannot stop now.

You're too much.

Ya' can't stop, ya' can't stop, ya' can't stop, can't stop, no.

John Michael Montgomery - Friday At Five

Got some cash in my pocket

And it's burning a hole

Got the boss on my back

And it's getting real old

This week's been hell

But I'll party it out of my mind

From Friday at five

Till Sunday at closing time

Ain't a punching no clock

Ain't a making no plans

Need a girl on my arm

And a beer in my hands

I'm tight as drum

But I'm gonna cut loose and unwind

From Friday at five

Till Sunday at closing time

Got some pretty little women waiting on me

To shake up this sleepy old town

That's one job I take seriously

I wouldn't dream of letting them down

Got a call from my ex

And she's asking for more

I'm late with the rent

And the wolf's at the door

But thats gonna be

The furthest thing from my mind

From Friday at five

Till Sunday at closing time

Got some pretty little women waiting on me

To shake up this sleepy old town

That's one job I take seriously

I wouldn't dream of letting them down

It might take me all week

To get back on my feet

But I know I'll be alright

From Friday at five

Till Sunday at closing time

From Friday at five

Till Sunday at closing time

YIPEEEEEEEE for friday!!! :sillygrin:

TGIF :grin:

Oasis - Champagne Supernova

How many special people change

How many lives are living strange

Where were you while we were getting high?

Slowly walking down the hall

Faster than a cannon ball

Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me

Caught beneath the landslide

In a champagne supernova in the sky

Some day you will find me

Caught beneath the landslide

In a champagne supernova

A champagne supernova in the sky

Wake up the dawn and ask her why

A dreamer dreams she never dies

Wipe that tear away now from your eye

Slowly walking down the hall

Faster than a cannon ball

Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me

Caught beneath the landslide

In a champagne supernova in the sky

Some day you will find me

Caught beneath the landslide

In a champagne supernova

A champagne supernova

Cos people believe that they're

Gonna get away for the summer

But you and I, we live and die

The world's still spinning round

We don't know why

Why, why, why, why

How many special people change

How many lives are living strange

Where were you while we were getting high?

Slowly walking down the hall

Faster than a cannon ball

Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me

Caught beneath the landslide

In a champagne supernova in the sky

Some day you will find me

Caught beneath the landslide

In a champagne supernova

A champagne supernova

Cos people believe that they're

Gonna get away for the summer

But you and I, we live and die

The world's still spinning round

We don't know why

Why, why, why, why

How many special people change

How many lives are living strange

Where were you while we were getting high?

We were getting high

We were getting high

We were getting high

We were getting high

Afroman

Because I Got High Lyrics

I was gonna clean my room until I got high

I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

my room is still messed up and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high

I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high

I am taking it next semester and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high

I just got a new promotion but I got high

now I'm selling dope and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high

they took my whole paycheck and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high

I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high

Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high

I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high

now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why

- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high

I was gonna eat yo poon too but then I got high

now I'm jacking off and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high

I lost my kids and wife because I got high

now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high

I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high

and if I dont sell one copy I know why

- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

Artist: Whitesnake Lyrics

Song: Here I Go Again Lyrics

I don't know where I'm goin

but I sure know where I've been

hanging on the promises in songs of yesterday.

An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time

but here I go again, here I go again.

Tho' I keep searching for an answer

I never seem to find what I'm looking for.

Oh Lord, I pray you give me strength to carry on

'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

Here I go again on my own

goin' down the only road I've ever known.

Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.

An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time.

Just another heart in need of rescue

waiting on love's sweet charity

an' I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days

'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

Here I go again on my own

goin' down the only road I've ever known.

Like a hobo I was born to walk alone.

An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time

but here I go again, here I go again,

here I go again, here I go.

An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time.

Here I go again on my own

goin' down the only road I've ever known.

Like a drifter I was born to walk alone

'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.

Here I go again on my own

goin' down the only road I've ever known.

Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.

An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time

but here I go again, here I go again,

here I go again, here I go,

here I go again

Sublime - What I Got

Early in the mornin',

risin' to the street,

Light me up that cigarette and I'll strap shoes on my feet.

Got to find the reason,

reason things went wrong.

Got to find a reason why my money's all gone.

I got a dalmatian and I can still get high.

I can play the guitar like a mother FUCKING riot.

Life is too short so love the one you got

cause you might get run over or you might get shot.

Never start static I just get it off my chest.

Never had to battle with my bulletproof vest.

Take a small example, a tip from me..

take all of your money and give it all to charity.

Love is what I got,Within my reach

the sublime style is straight from Long Beach

It comes back to you, your gonna get what you deserve.

Try and test that, you're bound to get served.

Loves what I got, don't start a riot,

You feel it when the dance gets hot.

Lovin' is what I got, I said remember that.

Lovin' is what I got, I said remember that.

Lovin' is what I got, I said remember that.

Lovin' is what I got

I don't cry when my dog runs away.

I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay.

I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot,

hits the bottle and goes right to the rock.

Fuckin and fighting, it's all the same.

To live with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane.

Let the lovin',let the lovin' come back to me

'cause lovin is what i got i said remember that

lovin is what i got i said remember that

lovin is what i got i said remember that

lovin is what i got, i got

Sublime - Saw Red

Girls don't go crazy

Woman, hold your man tight

Every day I love him just a little bit more,

a little bit more, a little bit more

Everyday I love him just a little bit more

and he loves me the same

Every day I love her just a little bit more,

a little bit more, little bit more

Everyday I love her just a little bit more

and she loves me the same

Baby if you wanna get LOW

Oh baby if you wanna get HIGH

It makes no sense at all

I saw red

I saw red, I saw red, one more secret lover that

I shot dead

Everyday I wake up just a little bit more

feelin' like a dog out on the yard

because that's just how we are

Everyday I wonder if it's over

when I wake up realizin' no it aint

and brEAK down the WALL

You say it's black, but I can't believe you

And if you say it's white,

you say I'm tryin to deceive you

and BABY, I'm aware of the high and the low,

and I'd be waiting for you in the middle but I just lack control

Baby if you wanna get low

Oh baby if you wanna get high

It makes no sense at all

I saw red

I saw red, I saw red, one more sacred lover that

I shot dead

Girls, don't go crazy,

Girls, don't go crazy,

Oh girls, don't go crazy when the men use you, oh

Oh, woman hold your man tight

if it makes you feel right, it's your own life

Sublime - 40 oz to freedom

You got your hair permed,

you got your red dress on,

screamin' that second gear was such a turn-on.

and the fog forming on my window

tells me that the mornings here

and you'll be gone before too long...

Who taught you those new tricks?

Damn, I shouldn't start that talk...

but life is one big question when your starin' at the clock.

...and the answers always waiting at the liqour store 40oz to freedom

so I take that walk

And I know that

ooohhh.... I'm not goin' back

ohhh, not going back

ohh, God knows, I'm not going back

oooohhhh, not goin'

And you look so fine

when you lie, it just don't show

but I know which way the wind blows

A 40oz to freedom is the only chance I have

to feel good even though i feel bad

And I know that

ooohhh.... I'm not goin' back

Ohh, I'm not goin' back

Ohh, God knows, I'm not going back

Ohhh, I'm...not goin'

ooohhh....I'm not goin' back

Ohh, I'm not goin' back

Ohh, God knows, I'm not going back

Ohhh, I'm...not goin'

I got a whole one left in the freezer

NIN (originally by Johnny Cash) - Hurt

I hurt myself today

to see if I still feel

I focus on the pain

the only thing that's real

the needle tears a hole

the old familiar sting

try to kill it all away

but I remember everything

what have I become?

my sweetest friend

everyone I know

goes away in the end

and you could have it all

my empire of dirt

I will let you down

I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of thorns

upon my liar's chair

full of broken thoughts

I cannot repair

beneath the stains of time

the feelings disappear

you are someone else

I am still right here

what have I become?

my sweetest friend

everyone I know

goes away in the end

and you could have it all

my empire of dirt

I will let you down

I will make you hurt

If I could start again

a million miles away

I would keep myself

I would find a way

radiohead - creep

When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye

You're just like an angel, your skin makes me cry

You float like a feather

In a beautiful world

I wish I was special

You're so very special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control

I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice, when I'm not around

You're so very special

I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here, ohhh ohhhh

She's running out again...

She's running out, she runs, runs, runs, runs....she runs....

Whatever makes you happy

Whatever you want

You're so fuckin' special

I wish I was special

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here

I don't belong here

EAGLES - Get Over It

I turn on the tube and what do I see

A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me"

They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else

Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves

Victim of this, victim of that

Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat

Get over it

Get over it

All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit

Get over it, get over it

You say you haven't been the same since you had your little

crash

But you might feel better if I gave you some cash

The more I think about it, Old Billy was right

Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight

You don't want to work, you want to live like a king

But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing

Get over it

Get over it

If you don't want to play, then you might as well split

Get over it, Get over it

It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak

You're makin' the most of your losin' streak

Some call it sick, but I call it weak

You drag it around like a ball and chain

You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain

You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown

Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down

Complain about the present and blame it on the past

I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass

Get over it

Get over it

All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit

Get over it, get over it

Get over it

Get over it

It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit

Get over it, get over it

Nothing like kicking the guy while he's sad eh? :frown:

I didn't specify what or who the song lyrics were about. Also, if it were directed at him, you would not know the whole story behind it.