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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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Wicked Nick

Steve?
Sun, 07/10/2005 - 8:20 PM Permalink
OTiS

Oh here we go......
Sun, 07/10/2005 - 8:22 PM Permalink
CoolerCrewModerator

Yeah... you're right.. we aren't going anywhere....

But you are.
Sun, 07/10/2005 - 9:19 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Huh? :confused: What did I miss? :eek:
Mon, 07/11/2005 - 5:10 AM Permalink
KITCH

Artist: The Mamas And The Papas Lyrics

Song: Monday, Monday Lyrics

Monday Monday, so good to me,

Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be

Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee

That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Monday Monday, can't trust that day,

Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way

Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be

Oh Monday Monday, how you could leave and not take me.

Every other day, every other day,

Every other day of the week is fine, yeah

But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes

You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, so good to me,

Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be

Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee

That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Every other day, every other day,

Every other day of the week is fine, yeah

But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes

You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, ...
Mon, 07/11/2005 - 5:11 AM Permalink
KITCH

Come monday

By: jimmy buffett

1974

HeadinÂ’ up to san francisco

For the labor day week-end show

IÂ’ve got my hush-puppies on

I guess I never was meant for glitter rock and roll

And honey I didnÂ’t know

That IÂ’d be missinÂ’ you so

Chorus:

Come monday, itÂ’ll be all right

Come monday, IÂ’ll be holdinÂ’ you tight

I spent four lonely days in a brown l. a. haze

And I just want you back by my side

Yes, itÂ’s been quite a summer

Rent-a-cars and west-bound trains

And now youÂ’re off on vacation

SomethinÂ’ you tried to explain

And darlinÂ’, since I love you so

ThatÂ’s the reason I just let you go

Chorus:

Come monday, itÂ’ll be all right

Come monday, IÂ’ll be holdinÂ’ you tight

I spent four lonely days in a brown l. a. haze

And I just want you back by my side

I canÂ’t help it honey

YouÂ’re that much a part of me now

Remember that night in montana

When we said thereÂ’d be no room for doubt

I hope youÂ’re enjoyinÂ’ the scenÂ’ry

I know that itÂ’s pretty up there

We can go hikinÂ’ on tuesday

With you IÂ’d walk anywhere

California has worn me quite thin

I just canÂ’t wait to see you again

Chorus:

Come monday, itÂ’ll be all right

Come monday, IÂ’ll be holdinÂ’ you tight

I spent four lonely days in a brown l. a. haze

And I just want you back by my side

I'm sure I won't find a better Monday song...but I'm going to look!!!!
Mon, 07/11/2005 - 5:12 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Try to tell

who's singing the song so well.

Leave your shell.

It's really not hard to tell.

No waste of time. (No waste of time)

To let the world know you're alive.

Pull up a chair. (Pull up a chair)

And let me know when you arrive.

Nice to see you.

Nice to know that you're there.

Nice to see you.

Try to tell

who's singing the song so well

Try to tell

who's playing it natural.

Up in the air. (Up in the air)

And yet with both feet on the ground.

Fly if you dare. (Fly if you dare)

You just might see the world around.

Nice to see you.

Nice to know that you're there.

Nice to see you.
Mon, 07/11/2005 - 3:47 PM Permalink
me2

How sweet it is to be loved by you

How sweet it is to be loved by you

I needed the shelter of someone's arms and there you were

I needed someone to understand my ups and downs and there you were

With sweet love and devotion

Deeply touching my emotion

I want to stop and thank you baby

I just want to stop and thank you baby

How sweet it is to be loved by you

How sweet it is to be loved by you

I close my eyes at night

Wondering where would I be without you in my life

Everything I did was just a bore

Everywhere I went it seems I'd been there before

But you brighten up for me all of my days

With a love so sweet in so many ways

I want to stop and thank you baby

I just want to stop and thank you baby

How sweet it is to be loved by you

How sweet it is to be loved by you

You were better for me than I was for myself

For me, there's you and there ain't nobody else

I want to stop and thank you baby

I just want to stop and thank you baby

How sweet it is to be loved by you

How sweet it is to be loved by you
Mon, 07/11/2005 - 4:15 PM Permalink
KITCH

Ruby Tuesday

She would never say where she came from

Yesterday donÂ’t matter if itÂ’s gone

While the sun is bright

Or in the darkest night

No one knows

She comes and goes

Goodbye, ruby tuesday

Who could hang a name on you?

When you change with every new day

Still IÂ’m gonna miss you...

DonÂ’t question why she needs to be so free

SheÂ’ll tell you itÂ’s the only way to be

She just canÂ’t be chained

To a life where nothingÂ’s gained

And nothingÂ’s lost

At such a cost

ThereÂ’s no time to lose, I heard her say

Catch your dreams before they slip away

Dying all the time

Lose your dreams

And you will lose your mind.

AinÂ’t life unkind?

Goodbye, ruby tuesday

Who could hang a name on you?

When you change with every new day

Still IÂ’m gonna miss you...
Tue, 07/12/2005 - 6:05 AM Permalink
Clue Master



WYWH

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from
pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a
veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes
for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold
comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead
role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost
souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old
ground.
What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.


[Edited by on Jul 13, 2005 at 12:12am.]

Wed, 07/13/2005 - 12:11 AM Permalink
ares

Big Balls Lyrics

by AC/DC

Well I'm upper upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

The social pages say I've got

The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

They're such big balls

And they're dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody cums and cums again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got

Great balls of fire

I've got big balls

Oh I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure

They're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncing

To the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls

Should be held every night

We've got big balls

We've got big balls

We've got big balls

Dirty big balls

He's got big balls

She's got big balls

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)

(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them

Oh we had such wonderful fun

Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 5:58 AM Permalink
Frosti

Love that song and disc. Thanks CM!

Wed, 07/13/2005 - 6:08 AM Permalink
KITCH

COUNTING CROWS - Barely Out Of Tuesday Lyrics

Woke up to this morning

staring at the ceiling

hoping for deliverance

from the distances in you.

this room feels like an oven

somewhere south of no where

north of nothing

barely out of Tuesday

seen seven hours of Wednesday

And I guess got regrets

maybe you could leave a light on

leave a light on for me

can you see her waiting

there down by the sea

with a hat on,

with her eyes in there looking for me.

if you see me coming home turn me away

everybody tries to go back somewhere someday

Wont you give me the distance

52 weeks later, your still the same

I'm standing im my basement

making my arrangements

waiting for the telephone

to ring

to ring

to ring

So I left for Minnesota

where the weather is getting colder

people are changing

maybe you could leave a light on

leave a light on for me

can you see her

waiting there down by the sea

& how arrangements made there for welcoming me?

if you see me coming home turn me away

everybody tries to go back somewhere someday

And for all this distance aint going to bring you to me

what's the point of all this patience

its not your nature

you just keep what you need

and you got some pictures of me

woke up Wendsday morning

sometime Wednesday evening

hoping for a piece of

something easy to believe

we live out on the border

of everything and nothing

theres nothing but waking and dreaming

barely out of tuesday

theres no one to receive me

nothing is changing

maybe you could leave a light on

leave a light on for me

can you see her

waiting there down by the sea

there's a light on but there's no body waiting for me.

if you see me coming home turn me away

everybody tries to go back somewhere someday

everybody tries to go back somewhere someday

everybody tries to go back somewhere someday

everybody tries to go back somewhere.........
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 6:25 AM Permalink
KITCH

WEDNESDAY MORNING, 3 A. M. LYRICS

Simon & Garfunkel

huh?? 3am?? what???

I can hear the soft breathing

Of the girl that I love,

As she lies here beside me

Asleep with the night,

And her hair, in a fine mist

Floats on my pillow,

Reflecting the glow

Of the winter moonlight.

She is soft, she is warm,

But my heart remains heavy,

And I watch as her breasts

Gently rise, gently fall,

For I know with the first light of dawn

IÂ’ll be leaving,

And tonight will be

All I have left to recall.

Oh, what have I done,

Why have I done it,

IÂ’ve committed a crime,

IÂ’ve broken the law.

For twenty-five dollars

And pieces of silver,

I held up and robbed

A hard liquor store.

My life seems unreal,

My crime an illusion,

A scene badly written

In which I must play.

Yet I know as I gaze

At my young love beside me,

The morning is just a few hours away
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 6:27 AM Permalink
me2

I really don't like this guy

Lovett Lyle

She said something about going home

She said something about needing to spend some time alone

And she wondered out loud what it was she had to find

But she's already made up her mind

All my friends told me she was too young

Well I knew that myself and I tried to run

But the faster I ran the more I fell behind

Because she'd already made up her mind

She's already made up her mind

Now there is nothing so deep as the ocean

And there is nothing so high as the sky

And there is nothing so unwavering as a woman

When she's already made up her mind

So now she's sitting at one end of the kitchen table

And she is staring without an expression

And she is talking to me without moving her eyes

Because she's already made up her mind

She's already made up her mind

She's already made up her mind

And she said something about going home

And she said something about needing to spend some time alone

And she wondered out loud what it was she had to find

But she'd already made up her mind

So my friend carry me down to the water's edge

And then sail with me out to that ocean deep

And let me go easy down over the side

And remember me to her

She's already made up her mind

She's already made up her mind

She's already made up her mind
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 6:29 AM Permalink
KITCH

Tori Amos - Wednesday Lyrics

Nothing here to fear

I'm just sitting around

being foolish when

there is work to be done

Just a hang-up call

and the quiet breathing

of our Persian we call

Cajun on a Wednesday

so we go from year to year

with secrets we've been keeping

Though you say you're not a Templar man

Seems as if we're circling

for very different reasons

But one day the Eagle has to land

Out past the fountain

a left by the station

I start the day in the usual way

Then think -- well why not --

and stop for a coffee

then begin to recall

things that you say

No one's at the door

You suggest a ghost

perhaps a phantom

I agree with this in part

Something is with us

I can't put my finger on --

is Thumbelina size 10

on a Wednesday --

so we go from year to year

with secrets we've been keeping

Though you say you're not a Templar man

you tell me to cheer up

you suspect we're oddly even

Even still the Eagle has to land

Out past the fountain

a left by the station

I start the day in the usual way

Then think -- well why not --

and stop for a coffee

then begin to recall

things that you say

Pluck up the courage

and snap

It's gone again

I start humming "When Doves Cry"

Can someone help me

I think that I'm Lost here

Lost in a place called America
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 6:29 AM Permalink
me2

I was wondering what song you would find for Wednesday - definately a nice find
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 6:31 AM Permalink
KITCH

Medley (Yell Help, Wednesday Night, Ugly) Music by Elton John and Davey Johnstone

Yell help, too many cooks and a bird in the bush, yell help

Yell help, if your mirror busts and your cat gets cussed, yell help

`Cause down the road you find someone else who's looking

Down the road you find another sweet lady cooking

So I gotta yell help

Yell help, some shelter from the storm like the travel agent warned

Yell help, if you can help your superstitions they gonna keep you warm

`Cause down the road you find someone else who's looking

Down the road you seen another sweet lady cooking

So I gotta yell help

I wish tonight wasn't Wednesday night

I wish it wasn't the fifteenth of July, yell help

And you're looking at the guy whose eyes can't deny

That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight

Well I met this woman down in New Orleans

Lord she built just like a dream

Even wore stockings that had seams

And she was ugly

Now hell I don't mind women of her kind

I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's ugly

She built like a steamroller

Just the kind to mow you over anytime

Hey the moment might arrive

On Bourbon Street

Well the ugliest woman you'll ever meet

But she's mine all mine and she's ugly

So I better yell help
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 6:32 AM Permalink
KITCH

OK...I'm done with my weds. lyrics...but hmm tori was hummmming this..

Dig if u will the picture

Of u and I engaged in a kiss

The sweat of your body covers me

Can u my darling

Can u picture this?

Dream if u can a courtyard

An ocean of violets in bloom

Animals strike curious poses

They feel the heat

The heat between me and u

How can u just leave me standing?

Alone in a world thatÂ’s so cold? (so cold)

Maybe IÂ’m just 2 demanding

Maybe IÂ’m just like my father 2 bold

Maybe youÂ’re just like my mother

SheÂ’s never satisfied (sheÂ’s never satisfied)

Why do we scream at each other

This is what it sounds like

When doves cry

Touch if u will my stomach

Feel how it trembles inside

YouÂ’ve got the butterflies all tied up

DonÂ’t make me chase u

Even doves have pride

How can u just leave me standing?

Alone in a world so cold? (world so cold)

Maybe IÂ’m just 2 demanding

Maybe IÂ’m just like my father 2 bold

Maybe youÂ’re just like my mother

SheÂ’s never satisfied (sheÂ’s never satisfied)

Why do we scream at each other

This is what it sounds like

When doves cry

How can u just leave me standing?

Alone in a world thatÂ’s so cold? (a world thatÂ’s so cold)

Maybe IÂ’m just 2 demanding (maybe, maybe IÂ’m like my father)

Maybe IÂ’m just like my father 2 bold (ya know heÂ’s 2 bold)

Maybe youÂ’re just like my mother (maybe youÂ’re just like my mother)

SheÂ’s never satisfied (sheÂ’s never, never satisfied)

Why do we scream at each other (why do we scream, why)

This is what it sounds like

When doves cry

When doves cry (doves cry, doves cry)

When doves cry (doves cry, doves cry)

DonÂ’t cry (donÂ’t cry)

When doves cry

When doves cry

When doves cry

When doves cry (doves cry, doves cry, doves cry

DonÂ’t cry

Darling donÂ’t cry

DonÂ’t cry

DonÂ’t cry

DonÂ’t donÂ’t cry
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 6:37 AM Permalink
me2

oh-whoops- I saw the same thing- :smile:

Prince - When Doves Cry

Dig if you will the picture

Of you and I engaged in a kiss

The sweat of your body covers me

Can you my darling

Can you picture this?

Dream if you can a courtyard

An ocean of violets in bloom

Animals strike curious poses

They feel the heat

The heat between me and you

How can you just leave me standing?

Alone in a world that's so cold (So cold)

Maybe I'm just too demanding

Maybe I'm just like my father too bold

Maybe you're just like my mother

She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)

Why do we scream at each other?

This is what it sounds like

When doves cry

Touch if you will my stomach

Feel how it trembles inside

You've got the butterflies all tied up

Don't make me chase you

Even doves have pride

How can you just leave me standing?

Alone in a world so cold (World so cold)

Maybe I'm just too demanding

Maybe I'm just like my father too bold

Maybe you're just like my mother

She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)

Why do we scream at each other?

This is what it sounds like

When doves cry

How can you just leave me standing?

Alone in a world that's so cold (A world that's so cold)

Maybe I'm just too demanding (Maybe, maybe I'm like my father)

Maybe I'm just like my father too bold (Ya, know he's to bold)

Maybe you're just like my mother (Maybe you're just like my

mother)

She's never satisfied (She's never, never satisfied)

Why do we scream at each other (Why do we scream, why?)

This is what it sounds like

When doves cry

When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)

When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)

Don't Cry (Don't Cry)

When doves cry

When doves cry

When doves cry

When Doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry, doves cry

Don't cry

Darling don't cry

Don't cry

Don't cry

DonÂ’t cry
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 6:58 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Very nice both of you
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 10:07 AM Permalink
me2

We want to multiply, are you gonna do it

I know youÂ’re qualified, are you gonna do it

DonÂ’t be so circumscribed, are you gonna do it

Just get yourself untied, are you gonna do it

Feel the heat pushing you to decide

Feel the heat burning you up, ready or not

Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on

Some feel the heat and decide that they canÂ’t go on

Some like it hot, but you canÂ’t tell how hot Â’til you try

Some like it hot, so letÂ’s turn up the heat Â’til we fry

The girl is at your side, are you gonna do it

She wants to be your bride, are you gonna do it

She wants to multiply, are you gonna do it

I know you wonÂ’t be satisfied until you do it

Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on

Some feel the heat and decide that they canÂ’t go onv

Some like it hot, but you canÂ’t tell how hot Â’til you try

Some like it hot, so letÂ’s turn up the heat Â’til we fry

Feel the heat pushing you to decide

Feel the heat burning you up, ready or not

Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on

Some feel the heat and decide that they canÂ’t go on

Some like it hot, but you canÂ’t tell how hot Â’til you try

Some like it hot, so letÂ’s turn up the heat Â’til we fry

Some like it hot, some like it hot

Some like it hot, some like it hot

Some like it hot, some like it hot

Some like it hot, some like it hot
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 11:26 AM Permalink
me2

Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole

EE-Yessa Ha-ha

Ee-yes girls

Me mind on fire -- Me soul on fire -- Feeling hot hot hot

Party people -- All around me feeling hot hot hot

What to do - On a night like this

Music sweet - I can't resist

We need a party song - A fundamental jam

So we go rum-bum-bum-bum

Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum

Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot - oh Lord

(me la la la lum bum bum)

See people rocking -- Hear people chanting -- Feeling hot hot hot

Keep up this spirit -- Come on let's do it -- Feeling hot hot hot

It's in the air - Celebration time

Music sweet - captivate your mind

We have this party song - This fundamental jam

So we go rum-bum-bum-bum

Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum

Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot - Oh Lord

Ha-ha

Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole

Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole

EE-yes girls

People in the party - hot hot hot

People in the party - hot hot hot

They come to the party know what they got

They come to the party know what they got

I'm hot -- You're hot -- He's hot -- She's hot

I'm hot -- You're hot -- He's hot -- She's hot

(Real hot) -- (Real hot) -- (Real hot) -- (Real hot)H

a-ha-ha - Oh Lord

How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)

How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)

How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)

How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)

(Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot)

(Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot)
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 11:29 AM Permalink
ares

DonÂ’t be so circumscribed,

i read that originally as circumcised.
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 11:29 AM Permalink
OTiS

I did as well.
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 11:29 AM Permalink
me2

hehe -metoo
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 11:30 AM Permalink
Clue Master

me too and wondered how one can be less circumsized.
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 11:45 AM Permalink
OTiS

Just a little off the top please. :goofy:
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 11:51 AM Permalink
OT

Same here.
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 12:29 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I can't believe I forgot about how much I love these lyrics. I don't know if they've ever been posted. One of the best:

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack

And you may find yourself in another part of the world

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful

Wife

And you may ask yourself-well...how did I get here?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/after the moneyÂ’s gone

Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself

How do I work this?

And you may ask yourself

Where is that large automobile?

And you may tell yourself

This is not my beautiful house!

And you may tell yourself

This is not my beautiful wife!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/after the moneyÂ’s gone

Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...

Water dissolving...and water removing

There is water at the bottom of the ocean

Carry the water at the bottom of the ocean

Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean!

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/in the silent water

Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/after the moneyÂ’s gone

Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

And you may ask yourself

What is that beautiful house?

And you may ask yourself

Where does that highway go?

And you may ask yourself

Am I right? ...am I wrong?

And you may tell yourself

My god!...what have I done?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/in the silent water

Under the rocks and stones/there is water underground.

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down

Letting the days go by/water flowing underground

Into the blue again/after the moneyÂ’s gone

Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground.

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...same as it ever was...

Same as it ever was...same as it ever was...
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 3:46 PM Permalink
Clue Master

In keeping with awesome lyrics:

(and this has been posted B4)

PINK FLOYD LYRICS

"Time"

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day

You fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town

Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain

You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today

And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you

No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking

And racing around to come up behind you again

The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older

And shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time

Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines

Hanging on in quiet desparation is the English way

The time is gone the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

Home, home again

I like to be here when I can

When I come home cold and tired

It's good to warm my bones beside the fire

Far away, across the field, tolling on the iron bell

Calls the faithful to their knees

And hear the softly spoken magic spell
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 3:49 PM Permalink
Clue Master

And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

God that's got to be one of the greatest lines in all of music IMHO
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 3:58 PM Permalink
KITCH

I'm sorry made me think of the greatest by kenny rodgers..

Little Boy, in a baseball hat

Stands in the field with his ball and bat

Says I am the greatest player of them all

Puts his bat on his shoulder and he tosses up his ball

And the ball goes up and the ball comes down

Swings his bat all the way around

The world's so still you can hear the sound

The baseball falls to the ground

Now the little boy doesn't say a word

Picks up his ball, he is undeterred

Says I am the greatest there has ever been

And he grits his teeth and he tries it again

And the ball goes up and the ball comes down

Swings his bat all the way around

The world's so still you can hear the sound

The baseball falls to the ground

He makes no excuses, He shows no fears

He just closes his eyes and listens to the cheers

Little boy, in a baseball hat

Picks up his ball, stares at his bat

Says I am the greatest the game is on the line

And he gives his all one last time

And the ball goes up like the moon so bright

Swings his bat with all his might

And the world's so still as still can be

And the baseball falls, and that's strike three

Now it's supper time and his mama calls

Little boy starts home with his bat and ball

Says I am the greatest that is a fact

But even I didn't know I could pitch like that

He says I am the greatest that is understood but even I didn't know I could pitch that good.
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 4:08 PM Permalink
KITCH

On a warm summer's eve, on a train bound for nowhere

I met up with the gambler. We were both too tired to sleep.

So we took turns a-starin' out the window at the darkness.

When boredom overtook us, he began to speak.

He said, "Son, I've made a life out of readin' people's faces.

Knowin' what the cards were by the way they held their eyes.

So if you don't mind my sayin', I can see you're out of aces,

For a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice."

So I handed him my bottle, and he drank down my last swallow.

Then he bummed a cigarette and asked me for a light.

And the night got deathly quiet, and his faced lost all expression.

He said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy, you gotta learn to play it right.

You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em

Know when to walk away, know when to run.

You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.

There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

Every gambler knows that the secret to survivin'

Is knowin' what to throw away and knowin' what to keep.

'Cause every hand's a winner and every hand's a loser

And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep."

And when he finished speakin', he turned back toward the window,

Crushed out his cigarette and faded off to sleep.

And somewhere in the darkness, the gambler he broke even.

And in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em

Know when to walk away, know when to run.

You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table.

There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.

Repeat twice

in honor of a friend of mine that came in 3rd of 88 in a turny last night...
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 4:10 PM Permalink
Clue Master

3rd! Cool J

He says I am the greatest that is understood but even I didn't know I could pitch that good.

Way funny. I never heard that line before I guess.
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 4:13 PM Permalink
Terry

Gotta love Kenny Rogers!
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 6:32 PM Permalink
me2

well since no one else has posted them :wink:

Oompa Loompas:

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo

I've got another puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa doompadah dee

If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?

A pain in the neck and an IQ of three

Why don't you try simply reading a book?

Or could you just not bear to look?

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no

You'll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah

If you're not greedy you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa

Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 11:46 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I thought that was kinda short

Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

I have a puzzle perfect for you

Oompa Loompa doompadeedee

If you are wise

You will listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?

Eating as much as an elephant eats

What are you at getting terribly fat?

What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedaa

If you're not greedy, you will go far

You will live in happiness, too

Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

I have a puzzle perfect for you

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedee

If you are wise

You will listen to me

Gum chewing is fine when done once in a while

It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile

But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong

Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

Given good manners, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

I have a puzzle perfect for you

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedee

If you are wise

You will listen to me

Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?

Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat

Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame

You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father

Oompa Loompa Doomadeedo

If you're not spoiled, then you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo

I got another puzzle for you

Oompa, Loompa, doompadeedee

If you are wise

You will listen to me

What do you get from a glut of TV?

A pain in the neck and an IQ of three

Why don't you try simply reading a book?

Or can you just not bear to look?

You'll get no

you'll get no commercials

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedaa

If you are not greedy, you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa

Oompa Loompa Doompadeedo
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 11:51 PM Permalink
me2

I did too- thanks for following up- got distracted over here :smile:
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 11:53 PM Permalink
me2

I love when the baratone says

"I don't like the look of it "
Wed, 07/13/2005 - 11:57 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I wanna do it like an Oompa Loompa doos
Thu, 07/14/2005 - 12:00 AM Permalink
me2

I wanna hear an Oompa Loompa say 'blah blah blah'
Thu, 07/14/2005 - 12:01 AM Permalink
OTiS

I liked seeing Wee Man from the show Jackass dress up like an Oompa Loompa and Skateboard around town. The looks on peoples faces were priceless.
Thu, 07/14/2005 - 12:14 AM Permalink
KITCH

AS HEARD ON SHOW:

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.

Thursday, Friday, Happy Days. The Weekend comes, my cycle hums,

Ready to race to you.

These days are ours. Happy and free. (Oh Happy Days)

These days are ours. Share them with me. (Oh Baby)

Goodbye gray skies, Hello Blue, 'cause nothing can hold me when I hold you.

Feels so right, it can't be wrong. Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

(Instrumental break)

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.

Thursday, Friday, Happy Days. Saturday, what a day, groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours. Share them with me. (oh Happy Days)

These days are ours. Happy and free. (oh Happy Days)

These Happy Days are yours and mine.

These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days.





ORIGINAL COMPLETE LYRICS:

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.

Thursday, Friday, Happy Days. The Weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours. Happy and free. (Oh Happy Days)

These days are ours. Share them with me. (Oh Baby)

Goodbye gray skies, Hello Blue, 'cause nothing can hold me when I hold you.

Feels so right it can't be wrong, rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.

Thursday, Friday, Happy Days. Saturday, what a day, groovin' all week with you.

These days are ours. Share them with me. (oh Happy Days)

These days are ours. Happy and free. (oh Happy Days)

These Happy Days are yours and mine.

These Happy Days are yours and mine.

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.

Thursday, Friday, Happy Days. Saturday, what a day, rockin' all week with you.

These days are ours. WonÂ’t you be mine. (Oh Happy Days)

This day is ours (Oh Happy Days) Oh please be mine.

Hello sunshine, goodbye rain, sheÂ’s wearing my high school ring on her chain.

SheÂ’s my steady, IÂ’m her man, IÂ’m gonna love her all I can.

Gonna cruise her round the town, show everybody what IÂ’ve found.

RockÂ’nÂ’roll with all my friends. HopinÂ’ the music never ends.

These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)

These Happy Days are yours and mine (oh Happy Days)

These Happy Days are yours and mine, Happy Days.
Thu, 07/14/2005 - 4:43 AM Permalink
KITCH

CRAIG DAVID LYRICS

"7 Days"

On my way to see my friends

who lived a couple blocks away from me (owh)

As I walked through the subway

it must have been about quarter past three

In front of me

stood a beautiful honey with a beautiful body

She asked me for the time

I said it'd cost her her name

a six digit number & a date with me tomorrow at nine

Did she decline? No

Didn't she mind? I don't think so

Was it for real? Damn sure

What was the deal? A pretty girl aged 24

So was she keen? She couldn't wait

Cinnamon queen? let me update

What did she say? She said she'd love to

rendezvous

She asked me what we were gonna do

said we'd start with a bottle of moet for two

[Chorus]

Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

I met this girl on Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

[Verse 2]

Nine was the time

cos I'll be getting mine

and she was looking fine

Smooth talker

she told me

She'd love to unfold me all night long

Ooh I loved the way she kicked it

from the front to back she flipped (back she flipped it, ooh the

way she

kicked it)

And I oh oh I yeah

hope that she'd care

cos I'm a man who'll always be there

Ooh yeah

I'm not a man to play around baby

Ooh yeah

cos a one night stand isn't really fair

From the first impression girl hmm you don't seem to be like that

Cos there's no need to chat for there'll be plenty for that

From the subway to my home

endless ringing of my phone

When you feeling all alone

all you gotta do

is just call me call me

[Chorus]

Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

I met this girl on Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

[Bridge]

(Break it down, uh break it down)

Since I met this special lady

ooh yeah

I can't get her of my mind

She's one of a kind

And I ain't about to deny it

It's a special kind thing

with you-oh.......

[Chorus]

Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

I met this girl on Monday

took her for a drink on Tuesday

we were making love by Wednesday

and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

[x2]
Thu, 07/14/2005 - 4:45 AM Permalink
ares

ya know, i didn't hear the oompa loompa song in the new movie. but there was one damn funky little oompa loompa.
Thu, 07/14/2005 - 5:46 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Since CM started on the floyd thing

Welcome to the Machine

Welcome, my son, welcome to the machine.

Where have you been? It's all right, we know where you've been.

You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,

provided with toys and 'Scouting for Boys'.

You bought a guitar to punish your ma,

and you didn't like school, and you know you're nobody's fool,

so welcome to the machine.

Welcome, my son, welcome to the machine.

What did you dream? It's all right, we told you what to dream.

You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar,

he always ate in the Steak Bar, he loved to drive in his Jaguar.

So welcome to the machine.
Thu, 07/14/2005 - 9:00 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Wish You Were Here

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,

blue skies from pain.

Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?

Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you trade your heroes for ghosts?

Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze?

Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange

a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl,

year after year,

running over the same old ground. What have we found?

The same old fears,

wish you were here.
Thu, 07/14/2005 - 9:01 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Thanks 3M for posting both mine and my wifes favorite tunes of all time. :cool:
Thu, 07/14/2005 - 12:05 PM Permalink