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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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me2

Springfield sang sone VanMorrison ...gave it his own sexual and humorous twist -wow!

Like to tell you Â’bout my baby, you know she comes around,

Just Â’bout five feet six a-from her head to the ground.

You know she comes around here just about midnight,

She make me feel so good, lord, she make me feel all right.

And her name is g-l-o-r-i,

G-l-o-r-i-a gloria

G-l-o-r-i-a gloria

IÂ’m gonna shout it all night gloria

IÂ’m gonna shout it every day, gloria

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

She come around here about midnight

She come around here about midnight

Make me feel so good

Every night about midnight

Come around

Make me feel alright

Walking down the street

She knock on my door

Walking down the street

She knock on my door

Come in my room

Make me feel so good

Like a woman do

Well why do you make me feel alright

She's a natural born woman

Natural born soul sender

Natural born woman

Natural born soul sender

Come here about midnight, yeah! yeah!

G-l-o-r-i-a gloria

G-l-o-r-i-a gloria

IÂ’m gonna shout it all night gloria

IÂ’m gonna shout it every day gloria

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,

Looks so good gloria

All right, feel so good gloria

All right, yeah now.

She knock on my door

Walking down the street

She knock on my door

Come in my room

Sits down next to me

She raises her hand up high

(Ladies raise your right hand in the air)

She places her hand right between my legs

...and grabs... the remote control

G-l-o-r-i-a gloria

G-l-o-r-i-a gloria

IÂ’m gonna shout it all night gloria

IÂ’m gonna shout it every day gloria

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,

Looks so good gloria

All right, feel so good gloria

All right, yeah now.
Fri, 07/29/2005 - 8:12 AM Permalink
KITCH

some song???? what are u nuts???
Fri, 07/29/2005 - 8:13 AM Permalink
me2

He NAILED this - it should be a remake on the radio - interesting timing I thought.

I'm not in love, so don't forget it

It's just a silly phase I'm going through

And just because I call you up

Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made

I'm not in love, no, no, it's because...

I like to see you, but then again

That doesn't mean you mean that much to me

So if I call you, don't make a fuss

Don't tell your friends about the two of us

I'm not in love, no, no, it's because...

Be quiet, big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry

Big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry

I keep your picture upon the wall

It hides a nasty stain that's lying there

So don't you ask me to give it back

I know you know it doesn't mean that much to me

I'm not in love, no, no, it's because...

Ooh you'll wait a long time for me,

Ooh you'll wait a long time

Ooh you'll wait a long time for me

Oooooh you'll wait a long time

I'm not in love, so don't forget it

It's just a silly phase I'm going through

And just because I call you up

Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made

Ooh I'm not in love, I'm not in love
Fri, 07/29/2005 - 8:23 AM Permalink
me2

ok TC, you have to come over now and watch Hard To Hold with me -hahaha - I havn't seen it since I was probly 15! He shows his butt in it :wink: -gonna see if Blockbuster has it.
Fri, 07/29/2005 - 8:29 AM Permalink
KITCH

Springfield sang sone VanMorrison ...gave it his own sexual and humorous twist -wow!

I'm sorry I read that wrong....I thought you was ripping on the vanmorrison version..... :smile:
Fri, 07/29/2005 - 8:40 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Teddy!

Never before have I turned on you

You look too good to me

Your beady eyes, they could cut me in two

And i just can't let you be

Well, it's a free for all, and I heard it said

You can bet your life

Stakes are high and so am I

It's in the air tonight

See you there with your cheshire grin

I got my eyes on you

Shake yout tail feather in my face and there's no tell in what I'll do

Well looky here, you sweet young thing: the magic's in my hands

When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock'n'roll band

It's a free for all

Here we go ! Look out below ! I'm on the prowl tonight

When it's said and done, I'll have my fun. I can chew anything I bite

Come on, come all, to a midnight ball. The invitation's there

Come alone and I'll drive it home. I'll help you, I do declare

It's a free for all

Never before have I turned on you

Well you look too good to me

Your beady eyes, they could cut me in two

And i just can't let you be

Well, it's a free for all, and I heard it said

You can bet your life

Stakes are high and so am I

It's in the air tonight

It's a free for all
Fri, 07/29/2005 - 9:54 PM Permalink
me2

:wink:

To really love a woman

To understand her - you gotta know her deep inside

Hear every thought - see every dream

NÂ’ give her wings - when she wants to fly

Then when you find yourself lyinÂ’ helpless in her arms

Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her

That sheÂ’s really wanted

When you love a woman you tell her that sheÂ’s the one

Cuz she needs somebody to tell her

That itÂ’s gonna last forever

So tell me have you ever really

- really really ever loved a woman?

To really love a woman

Let her hold you -

Til ya know how she needs to be touched

YouÂ’ve gotta breathe her - really taste her

Til you can feel her in your blood

NÂ’ when you can see your unborn children in her eyes

Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman

You tell her that sheÂ’s really wanted

When you love a woman you tell her that sheÂ’s the one

Cuz she needs somebody to tell her

That youÂ’ll always be together

So tell me have you ever really -

Really really ever loved a woman?

You got to give her some faith - hold her tight

A little tenderness - gotta treat her right

She will be there for you, takinÂ’ good care of you

Ya really gotta love your woman...

Then when you find yourself lyinÂ’ helpless in her arms

Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her

That sheÂ’s really wanted

When you love a woman you tell her that sheÂ’s the one

Cuz she needs somebody to tell her

That itÂ’s gonna last forever

So tell me have you ever really

- really really ever loved a woman?

Just tell me have you ever really,

Really, really, ever loved a woman?

Just tell me have you ever really,

Really, really, ever loved a woman?
Sat, 07/30/2005 - 9:33 AM Permalink
me2

For Muck and Mystical
thanks for last night girls

Well, you filled up my head with so many lies.

You twisted my heart till somethin' snapped inside.

I'd like to give it one more try,

But my give-a-damn's busted.

You can crawl back home, say you were wrong;

Stand out in the yard and cry all night long.

Well, go ahead and water the lawn:

My give-a-damn's busted.

I really wanna care.

I wanna feel somethin'.

Let me dig a little deeper:.

No, sorry: nothin'.

You can say you've got issues, you can say you're a victim.

It's all your parents fault, after all you didn't pick 'em.

Maybe somebody else has got time to listen:

My give-a-damn's busted.

Well, your therapist says it was all a mistake:

A product of the Prozac and your co-dependent ways.

So who's your enabler these days?

My give-a-damn's busted.

I really wanna care.

I wanna feel somethin'.

Let me dig a little deeper:.

No, still nothin'.

It's a desperate situation, no tellin' what you'll do.

If I don't forgive you, you say your life is through.

C'mon, gimme somethin' I can use:

My give-a-damn's busted.

Well, I really wanna care.

I wanna feel somethin'.

Let me dig a little deeper:

No, I'm sorry.

Just nothin', you know.

You've really done it this time, ha, ha.

My give-a-damn's busted.
Sun, 07/31/2005 - 10:04 AM Permalink
me2

She sung Journey and Free Bird ...but the most moving song of the night was this one... I think we all had goosbumps --even Redbear :smile: :frown:

I woke up at 5 a.m.

Hearing your voice again

But it was just the TV

Coming from the other room

Your half empty coffee cup

Is sitting right where it was

I almost moved it last night

But it didn't feel right

It's too soon, it's too soon

It still feels like

You were just here

You were just holding me

I was alright

I never would have believed

That you'd go away

That you could just disappear

When you were just here

The calendar on the wall

Doesn't miss you at all

It still says you'll be there

With us all on christmas eve

The picture you hung last week

Keeps staring back at me

There we are still laughin'

Like nothin' ever happened

I still feel you in the air

It's not fair, it's not fair

You were just here

You were just holding me

I was alright

I never would have believed

That you'd go away

That you could just disappear

When you were just here

I reach out and you're not there

But I still feel you everywhere

No matter how much I try

Or how hard I cry

It still feels like

You were just here

You were just holding me

I was alright

I never would have believed

That you'd go away

That you could just disappear

When you were just here
Sun, 07/31/2005 - 10:07 AM Permalink
KITCH



(Troy Verges, Brett James, Hillary Lindsay)

The first time I heard this song, it was just a few months after September 11th. It bowled me over. It’s so heartfelt. It still blows me over to the point that when I listen to it I forget that I’m singing it – the message is so strong.



YOU WERE JUST HERE

Jo Dee Messina

I WOKE UP AT 5 A.M.

HEARING YOUR VOICE AGAIN

BUT IT WAS JUST THE TV

COMING FROM THE OTHER ROOM

YOUR HALF EMPTY COFFEE CUP

IS SITTING RIGHT WHERE IT WAS

I ALMOST MOVED IT LAST NIGHT

BUT IT DIDNÂ’T FEEL RIGHT

ITÂ’S TOO SOON, ITÂ’S TOO SOON

IT STILL FEELS LIKE

CHORUS:

YOU WERE JUST HERE

YOU WERE JUST HOLDING ME

I WAS ALRIGHT

I NEVER WOULD HAVE BELIEVED

THAT YOUÂ’D GO AWAY

THAT YOU COULD JUST DISAPPEAR

WHEN YOU WERE JUST HERE

THE CALENDAR ON THE WALL

DOESNÂ’T MISS YOU AT ALL

IT STILL SAYS YOUÂ’LL BE THERE

WITH US ALL ON CHRISTMAS EVE

THE PICTURE YOU HUNG LAST WEEK

KEEPS STARING BACK AT ME

THERE WE ARE STILL LAUGHINÂ’

LIKE NOTHINÂ’ EVER HAPPENED

I STILL FEEL YOU IN THE AIR

ITÂ’S NOT FAIR, ITÂ’S NOT FAIR

REPEAT CHORUS

I REACH OUT AND YOUÂ’RE NOT THERE

BUT I STILL FEEL YOU EVERYWHERE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY

OR HOW HARD I CRY

IT STILL FEELS LIKE

REPEAT CHORUS

I was impressed with this one...you could feel the passion of her voice....or was that the bass???
Sun, 07/31/2005 - 11:49 AM Permalink
me2

thats right-we were all talking about were we could feel the bass in our bodies after that song- mine was center, slightly left in my upper chest- redbears too, muck was dead center upper chest and Kitch was in his adams apple.
Sun, 07/31/2005 - 3:57 PM Permalink
me2

Big and I'm bad

And I want you to know

I hand around

Where the grass is greener

Totally naked, baby

Totally nude

'Cause if I want to

Who's gonna stop me?

I'm absolutely free

Living in the trees

The birdies and the bees

'Cause I'm a nature boy

Locked up inside

You can't tell me where it's at

Open up, open up, open the door

Rocks and trees and physical culture

Some days you hide

I guess you wonder where you are

Nature boy, nature man, take me along

We got a life that's undiscovered

We threw it all away

Throw it all away

Rolling every way

It's irresponsible

So civilized

I guess you wonder where you are

Nature boy, nature man, take me along

Deep in the woods we're undiscovered

I'm a little fish and you're the river

Living in a boat that's underwater

We can tip, tip, tip it over

You can push, push, make it better now

Wake your daddy up

It's a quarter to five

Our little boat

Has lost it's rudder

Dive to the bottom

And we never come up

A polka party

For Bob and Martha

I'm absolutely free

living in the trees

The birdies and the bees

'Cause I'm a nature boy

Think what you like

This is really where it's at

Open up, open up, open the door

We don't need clothes and we don't need money

So civilized

I guess you wonder where you are

Nature boy, nature man, take me along

Deep in the woods we're undiscovered

:sheepish: :eek: :confused: :eyeroll: :cool: :sillygrin: :wink: :neutral: :frown:
Mon, 08/01/2005 - 11:33 AM Permalink
me2

WorkinÂ’ like a dog for the boss man

WorkinÂ’ for the company

IÂ’m bettinÂ’ on the dice IÂ’m tossinÂ’

IÂ’m gonna have a fantasy

But where am I gonna look

They tell me that love is blind

I really need a girl like an open book

To read between the lines

Love in an elevator

LivinÂ’ it up whn IÂ’m goinÂ’ down

Love in an elevator

LovinÂ’ it up till I hit the ground

JackieÂ’s in the elevator

Lingerie second floor

She said Â’can I see you later

And love you just a little moreÂ’

I kinda hope we get stuck

Nobody gets out alive

She said Â’IÂ’ll show you how to fax

In the mailroom, honey

And have you home by fiveÂ’

Love in an elevator

LivinÂ’ it up whn IÂ’m goinÂ’ down

Love in an elevator

LovinÂ’ it up till I hit the ground

In the air, in the air, honey one more time

Now it ainÂ’t fair

Love in an elevator

LovinÂ’ it up when IÂ’m goinÂ’ down

Love in an elevator

GoinÂ’ down

Love in an elevator

LivinÂ’ it up whn IÂ’m goinÂ’ down

Love in an elevator

LovinÂ’ it up till I hit the ground

Gonna be a penthouse pauper

Gonna be a millionare

IÂ’m gonna be a real fast talker

And have me a love affair

Gotta get my timinÂ’ right

ItÂ’s a test that I gotta pass

IÂ’ll chase you all the way to stairway, honey

Kiss your sassafrass
Mon, 08/01/2005 - 12:18 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Frou Frou - "Shh"

Sunbeam, stop tugging me

Pull that door shut quietly

Darling, what are you doing?

We don't have time for this

Mmm dey mmm da mmm daaeeoo

Mmm dey mmm da mmm daaeeoo

Crazy well what are you then?

Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams...

Don't make a sound

Shh and listen

Keep your head down

We're not safe yet

Don't make a sound

And be good for me

'Cause I know they're waiting somewhere out here

Leave it I won't go back

We have to do it 'cause it's not been left here

Don't care what do they know

I've seen them, baby, and I know it's real

Mmm dey mmm da mmm daaeeoo

Mmm dey mmm da mmm daaeeoo

Sure, in time, I knew they'd come

Oh, are we having fun or what?

Yeah...

Mmm dey mmm da mmm daaeeoo

Mmm dey mmm da mmm daaeeoo

Don't make a sound

Shh and listen

Keep your head down

We're not safe yet

Don't make a sound

And be good for me

'Cause I know they're waiting somewhere out here

I feel good all over

I feel good all over

I feel good all over

wear your inside out...

Tue, 08/02/2005 - 6:56 AM Permalink
Clue Master

For OTiS:

Artist: Cyndi Lauper Lyrics

Song: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Lyrics

I come home in the morning light,

My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"

Oh,mother,dear,

We're not the fortunate ones,

And girls,

They wanna have fu-un.

Oh,girls,

Just wanna have fun.

The phone rings in the middle of the night,

My father yells "What you gonna do with your life?"

Oh,daddy,dear,

You know you're still number one,

But girls,

They wanna have fu-un,

Oh,girls,just wanna have

That's all they really want.....

Some fun....

When the working day is done,

Oh,girls,

They wanna have fu-un,

Oh,girls,

Just wanna have fun....

Girls,

They want,

Wanna have fun.

Girls,

Wanna have

Some boys take a beautiful girl,

And hide her away from the rest of the world.

I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.

Oh,girls,

They wanna have fu-un.

Oh,girls,

Just wanna have

That's all they really want.....

Some fun....

When the working day is done,

Oh,girls,

They wanna have fu-un.

Oh,girls,

Just wanna have fun...

Girls,

They want,

Wanna have fun.

Girls,

Wanna have.

They just wanna,

They just wanna.....

They just wanna,

(Oh....)

They just wanna.....

(Girls just wanna have fun...)

Oh...

Girls just wanna have fu-un...

They just wanna,

They just wanna....

They just wanna,

They just wanna....

(Oh...)

They just wanna...

(They just wanna have fun...)

Girls just wanna have fu-un...

When the workin',

When the working day is done.

Oh,when the working day is done,

Oh,girls...

Girls,

Just wanna have fu-un...

They just wanna,

They just wanna....

They just wanna,

They just wanna have fun...

Girls just wanna have fu-un..

They just wanna,

They just wanna....

They just wanna,

They just wanna....

(Have fun..)

They just wanna,

(Girls wanna have fun)

They just wanna....

Oh,girls...

(Wanna have fun....)

Girls just wanna have fu-un.

When the workin',

When the working day is done.

Oh,when the working day is done,

Oh,girls,

Girls just wanna have fu-un.

They just wanna,

They just wanna....

(Oh,girls...)

They just wanna,

(Have fun....)

Oh,girls..

Girls just wanna have fu-un

They just wanna,

They just wanna...

When the working day is done...

(fades)

 :goofy:
Tue, 08/02/2005 - 4:54 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Why's that for OTiS?
Tue, 08/02/2005 - 6:55 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Read the other thread
Tue, 08/02/2005 - 7:00 PM Permalink
THX 1138

What other thread?
Wed, 08/03/2005 - 4:11 AM Permalink
me2

take your pic jt
Wed, 08/03/2005 - 6:11 AM Permalink
KITCH

why did you haft to tell THX about that thread....he didn't know about the private thread right under his nose.... :wink:
Wed, 08/03/2005 - 8:21 AM Permalink
THX 1138

I don't care if you have a private thread.
Wed, 08/03/2005 - 8:24 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Sheesh - Here THX, this one's for you. It's also referring to another thread.

  • talking* Oh my god

    Becky, look at her butt

    Its so big

    She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

    Who understands those rap guys

    They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute

    I mean her butt

    It's just so big

    I can't believe it's so round

    It's just out there

    I mean, it's gross

    Look, she's just so black

  • rap* I like big butts and I can not lie

    You other brothers can't deny

    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

    And a round thing in your face

    You get sprung

    Wanna pull up tough

    Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

    Deep in the jeans she's wearing

    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

    Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

    And take your picture

    My homeboys tried to warn me

    But that butt you got

    Make Me so horney

    Ooh, rump of smooth skin

    You say you wanna get in my benz

    Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

    I've seen them dancin'

    To hell with romancin'

    She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

    I'm tired of magazines

    Saying flat butts are the thing

    Take the average black man and ask him that

    She gotta pack much back

    So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)

    Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)

    Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt

    Baby got back

    (LA face with Oakland booty)

    I like'em round and big

    And when I'm throwin a gig

    I just can't help myself

    I'm actin like an animal

    Now here's my scandal

    I wanna get you home

    And UH, double up UH UH

    I aint talkin bout playboy

    Cuz silicone parts were made for toys

    I wannem real thick and juicy

    So find that juicy double

    Mixalot's in trouble

    Beggin for a piece of that bubble

    So I'm lookin' at rock videos

    Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes

    You can have them bimbos

    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

    A word to the thick soul sistas

    I wanna get with ya

    I won't cus or hit ya

    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --

    Til the break of dawn

    Baby Got it goin on

    Alot of pimps won't like this song

    Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it

    But I'd rather stay and play

    Cuz I'm long and I'm strong

    And I'm down to get the friction on

    So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)

    Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)

    Then turn around

    Stick it out

    Even white boys got to shout

    Baby got back

    (LA face with the Oakland booty)

    Yeah baby

    When it comes to females

    Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection

    36-24-36

    Only if she's 5'3"

    So your girlfriend throws a Honda

    Playin workout tapes by Fonda

    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

    My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun

    You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

    Some brothers wanna play that hard role

    And tell you that the butt ain't gold

    So they toss it and leave it

    And I pull up quick to retrieve it

    So cosmo says you're fat

    Well I ain't down with that

    Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin

    And I'm thinkin bout stickin

    To the beanpole dames in the magazines

    You aint it miss thing

    Give me a sista I can't resist her

    Red beans and rice did miss her

    Some knucklehead tried to dis

    Cuz his girls were on my list

    He had game but he chose to hit 'em

    And pulled up quick to get with 'em

    So ladies if the butt is round

    And you wanna triple X throw down

    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts

    Baby got back

    Baby got back

    Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
  • Wed, 08/03/2005 - 10:56 AM Permalink
    THX 1138

    I don't get it.
    Wed, 08/03/2005 - 11:56 AM Permalink
    Clue Master

    That's because you're aging too fast lately
    Wed, 08/03/2005 - 1:51 PM Permalink
    me2

    Who's Here?

    (me2)

    LA's fine, sunshine most of the time

    The feeling is laid back

    Palm trees grow and the rents are low

    But you know I keep thinking about

    Making my way back

    Well, I'm New York City born and raised

    But nowadays, I'm lost between two shores

    LA's fine, but it ain't home

    New York's home but it ain't mine no more

    I am, I said

    To no one there

    And no one heard at all

    Not even the chair

    I am, I cried

    I am, said I

    And I am lost, and I can't even say why

    Leavin' me lonely still


    Did you ever read about a frog who dreamed of being a king

    And then became one

    Well, except for the names and a few other changes

    If you talk about me, the story's the same one

    But I got an emptiness deep inside

    And I've tried but it won't let me go

    And I'm not a man who likes to swear

    But I've never cared for the sound of being alone

    I am, I said

    To no one there

    And no one heard at all

    Not even the chair

    I am, I cried

    I am, said I

    And I am lost, and I can't even say why

    I am, I said

    I am, I cried

    I am...
    Wed, 08/03/2005 - 10:37 PM Permalink
    Clue Master

    Only 4 weeks till ND me2!!
    Wed, 08/03/2005 - 11:11 PM Permalink
    THX 1138

    The Beautiful South - "36 D"

    Close your legs, open your mind

    Leave those compliments well behind

    Dig a little deeper into yourself

    And you may find

    Come over here just sit right down

    Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown

    I hear you've turned our young men

    Into dribbling clowns

    36D so what (D) so what

    Is that all that you've got?

    36D so what (D) so what

    Is that all that you've got?

    Make their day and go ahead

    Remove your clothes lie on their bed

    Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet

    To the easily led

    And before you do just what you do

    Here' one thought for you to chew

    The men who run the business that you sell

    They screw you too

    36D so what (D) so what

    Is that all that you've got?

    36D so what (D) so what

    Is that all that you've got?

    You're just another 365 night stand

    But you're so handy, you're so handy

    You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land

    But you're so handy, you're so handy

    Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls

    You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's

    Your body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls

    But you want more

    36D so what (D) so what

    Is that all that you've got?

    36D so what (D) so what

    Is that all that you've got?

    36D so what (D) so what

    Is that all that you've got?

    36D so what (D) so what

    Is that all that you've got?

    He was trying to save his job

    He was, he was trying to save his job.
    Thu, 08/04/2005 - 4:30 AM Permalink
    me2

    for ZEPH!!

    Get,get, get here

    You can reach me by railway, you can reach me by trailway

    You can reach me on an airplane, you can reach me with your mind

    You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man

    I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can

    I need you right here, right now

    do do do do

    Get here if you can

    I need you right here, right now

    do do do do

    Get here if you can

    You can reach me by sail boat, climb a tree and swing rope to rope

    Take a sled and slide down the slope, into these arms of mine

    You can jump on a speedy colt, cross the border in a blaze of hope

    I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can

    I need you right here, right now

    do do do do

    Get here if you can

    There are hills and mountains between us

    Always something to get over

    If I had my way, surely you would be closer

    I need you closer

    You can windsurf into my life, take me up on a carpet ride

    You can make it in a big balloon, but you better make it soon

    You can reach me by caravan, cross the desert like an Arab man

    I don't care how you get here, just - get here if you can

    I need you right here, right now

    do do do do

    Get here if you can

    I need you right here, right now

    do do do do

    Get here if you can
    Thu, 08/04/2005 - 7:05 AM Permalink
    mrmnmikey

    Homeward Bound Lyrics

    Artist(Band):Paul Simon

    I'm sitting in the railway station.

    Got a ticket to my destination.

    On a tour of one-night stands my suitcase and guitar in hand.

    And ev'ry stop is neatly planned for a poet and a one-man band.

    Homeward bound,

    I wish I was,

    Homeward bound,

    Home where my thought's escaping,

    Home where my music's playing,

    Home where my love lies waiting

    Silently for me.

    Ev'ry day's an endless stream

    Of cigarettes and magazines.

    And each town looks the same to me, the movies and the factories

    And ev'ry stranger's face I see reminds me that I long to be,

    Homeward bound,

    I wish I was,

    Homeward bound,

    Home where my thought's escaping,

    Home where my music's playing,

    Home where my love lies waiting

    Silently for me.

    Tonight I'll sing my songs again,

    I'll play the game and pretend.

    But all my words come back to me in shades of mediocrity

    Like emptiness in harmony I need someone to comfort me.

    Homeward bound,

    I wish I was,

    Homeward bound,

    Home where my thought's escaping,

    Home where my music's playing,

    Home where my love lies waiting

    Silently for me.

    Silently for me.
    Thu, 08/04/2005 - 4:53 PM Permalink
    me2

    This just came on the radio

    This is how it should feel...



    Every time our eyes meet

    This feeling inside me

    Is almost more than I can take

    Baby when you touch me

    I can feel how much you love me

    And it just blows me away

    I've never been this close to anyone or anything

    I can hear your thoughts

    I can see your dreams

    I don't know how you do what you do

    I'm so in love with you

    It just keeps getting better

    I want to spend the rest of my life

    With you by my side

    Forever and ever

    Every little thing that you do

    Baby, I'm amazed by you

    The smell of your skin

    The taste of your kiss

    The way you whisper in the dark

    Your hair all around me

    Baby you surround me

    You touch every place in my heart

    Oh, it feels like the first time, every time

    I want to spend the whole night in your eyes

    I don't know how you do what you do

    I'm so in love with you

    It just keeps getting better

    I want to spend the rest of my life

    With you by my side

    Forever and ever

    Every little thing that you do

    Baby, I'm amazed by you

    Every little thing that you do

    I'm so in love with you

    It just keeps getting better

    I want to spend the rest of my life

    With you by my side

    Forever and ever

    Every little thing that you do

    Baby, I'm amazed by you
    Thu, 08/04/2005 - 10:44 PM Permalink
    THX 1138

    My youngest loves this band and wanted me to get tickets to the "Warped Tour" to see them. I looked into it but there was no way I was gonna spend around $40 a ticket to see them. This is the only song on "Commit this to memory" that I like.



    Motion City Soundtrack - "Everything is alright"

    Tell me that you're alright,

    yeah everything is alright.

    o please tell me that you're alright,

    yeah everything is alright.

    Give me a reason to end this discussion,

    To break with tradition, to fall and divide.

    'Cause I hate the ocean, theme parks and airplanes,

    Talking with strangers, waiting in line..

    I'm through with these pills that make me sit still.

    "Are you feeling fine?"

    Yes, I feel just fine.

    Tell me that you're alright,

    yeah everything is alright.

    o please tell me that you're alright,

    yeah everything is alright.

    I'm sick of the things I do when I'm nervous

    Like cleaning the oven or checking my tires

    Or counting the number of tiles in the ceiling..

    Head for the hills, the kitchen's on fire!

    I used to rely on self-medication,

    I guess I still do that from time to time.

    But I'm getting better at fighting the future,

    "Someday you'll be fine.."

    Yes, I'll be just fine.

    Tell me that you're alright,

    yeah everything is alright.

    o please tell me that you're alright,

    yeah everything is alright.

    Give me a reason

    (I don't believe a word)

    To end this discussion

    (Of anything I heard)

    To break with tradition

    (They tell me that its not so hard)

    to fall and divide

    (It's not so hard)

    So let's not get carried

    (Away with everything)

    Away with the process

    (From Here to in-between)

    of healing relations

    (The long Goodbye)

    I don't want to waste your time.

    Tell me that you're alright,

    yeah everything is alright.

    o please tell me that you're alright,

    yeah everything is alright.

    Everything's fine x4

    Fri, 08/05/2005 - 10:16 AM Permalink
    me2

    I have a daughter who wants me to take her to see The Killers

    "Somebody Told Me"

    Breaking my back just to know your name

    Seventeen tracks and I've had it with this game

    I'm breaking my back just to know your name

    But heaven ain't close in a place like this

    Anything goes but don't blink you might miss

    Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this

    I said heaven ain't close in a place like this

    Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight

    Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight

    Well somebody told me

    You had a boyfriend

    Who looked like a girlfriend

    That I had in February of last year

    It's not confidential

    I've got potential

    Ready? Let's roll onto something new

    Taking its toll and I'm leaving without you

    Ready? Let's roll onto something new

    Taking its toll and I'm leaving without you

    Ready? Let's roll onto something new

    But heaven ain't close in a place like this

    Anything goes but don't blink you might miss

    Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this

    I said heaven ain't close in a place like this

    Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight

    Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight

    Well somebody told me

    You had a boyfriend

    Who looked like a girlfriend

    That I had in February of last year

    It's not confidential

    I've got potential

    A rushin', a rushin' around

    Pace yourself for me

    I said maybe baby please

    But I just don't know now

    When all I wanna do is try

    [x3]

    Somebody told me

    You had a boyfriend

    Who looked like a girlfriend

    That I had in February of last year

    It's not confidential

    I've got potential

    A rushin', a rushin' around
    Fri, 08/05/2005 - 12:34 PM Permalink
    mrmnmikey

    http://www.hnkstr.com/

    Check out the "american hairband" mp3 at this site.

    AMERICAN HAIR BAND

    LYRICS BY: STEVIE RACHELLE

    Yeah, well I've been up and been down, town to town with several bands,

    Then tortured for ten long years by critics, agents and the A&R man, and some bandwagon fans.

    It's time to stand up, fight back, be proud and once again be free,

    So if you want a piece of me, come and get it!

    KURT COBAIN is gone but I'm back

    Wearing leather pants and a backwards hat

    Guitars slung low, where the down boys go

    The Night train's back, so On with the show

    I'm Metal health and Dressed to kill

    I'm an SMF with the Looks that kill

    I rocked and rolled, 'n long hair is back

    And I grew up, singing Strutter, and Back in black,

    I'm going back to eighty-nine

    I went platinum zero times

    You're in The jungle Sweet child o' mine

    I want another piece of that Cherry pie

    They call 'em hairbands

    Wearing all leather and black

    So throw your hands in the air

    Now we're bringing it back

    N' say (shout) Shout at the devil again

    And say (shout) Shout at the devil my friend

    So say (shout shout) never letting it end and say

    (Shout shout shout shout, yeah!)

    (Bad Medicine)

    I like old VAN HALEN and HANOI ROCKS

    BLACK 'N' BLUE and BRITNEY FOX

    GUNS 'N' ROSES, MÖTEY CRÜE

    When DEF LEPPARD rocked and SKID ROW ruled

    Yeah, RATT went Round and round

    Rockin' out in Boston, get loud in Chi-town

    VANDENBERG, PRIEST, DOKKEN, KIX

    Throwing FASTER PUSSYCAT in the mix,

    (P-P-P-P-P-Pussycat)

    Give me L.A. GUNS & the DANGEROUS TOYS

    QIUET RIOT, BANG TANGO & BULLET BOYS

    Loved JOHNNY CRASH Grunge Bands are trash

    I like C.C. DeVILLE, MICK MARS and SLASH

    They call 'em hairbands

    Wearing all leather and black

    So throw your hands in the air

    Now we're bringing it back

    N' say (shout) Shout at the devil again

    And say (shout) Shout at the devil my friend

    So say (shout shout) never letting it end and say

    (Shout shout shout shout, yeah!)

    Yeah, I saw your Grunge band,

    Staring on their shoes on stage

    Wearing that dirty flanell shirt

    When will you learn dirtball

    You just can't fuck with TWISTED SISTER!

    What you wanna do with your life?

    I'm an American Hair Band watch me rock

    You can raise your hands and you can suck my c..k

    Heavy Metal god, I'm a pin up boy

    I'm the singer from TUFF not PRETTY BOY FLOYD

    Super loud and super wild

    SEBASTIAN BACH is Youth gone wild

    DIAMOND DAVE and NIKKI SIX

    I wanna see TOMMY LEE back spinning those sticks

    Up all night, gonna sleep all day

    I love Girls, girls girls and I love L.A.

    I won't waste my breath but here's a clue

    Give PEARL JAM and EDDIE a big F..k you

    Who cares about WEEZER and the SCREAMING TREES

    When we got WHITE LION and of course SLEEZE BEEZ

    If you wanna Rock 'n' Roll than read my lips

    Let's Shout it out loud for a band named KISS

    They call 'em hairbands

    Wearing all leather and black

    So throw your hands in the air

    Now we're bringing it back

    N' say (shout) Shout at the devil again

    And say (shout) Shout at the devil my friend

    So say (shout shout) never letting it end and say

    (Shout shout shout shout, yeah!)

    I'm a hair band Wanted dead or alive

    (Singing shout shout shout shout)

    I wanna Rock 'n' Roll In the still of the night

    (Say shout shout shout shout)

    Gonna take you down to the Paradise city

    And (shout shout shout shout)

    Everybody let's sing Talk dirty to me
    Fri, 08/05/2005 - 2:17 PM Permalink
    Clue Master

    OMG IS THAT AWESOME 3M!!!!! WOW! FUN STUFF I read it exactly like it sounds even before I heard the song itself. I knew it would have that Kid Rock flair.

    I'm gonna use that as my link of the week on Monday. Way cool

    Thanks for posting!
    Fri, 08/05/2005 - 2:28 PM Permalink
    mrmnmikey

    Yea kid rock with metallica backround :smile:
    Fri, 08/05/2005 - 2:45 PM Permalink
    Clue Master

    Exactly!

    Yeah

    And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands

    We've travel this land packed tight in mini vans

    And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame

    I played their game

    And as they scream my name

    I will show no shame

    I live and die for this

    And if I come off soft

    Then chew on this

    Are you scared?

    Devil Without A Cause

    And I'm back with the beaver hats

    And Ben Davis slacks

    Thirty pack of Strohs

    Thirty pack of hoes

    No rogaine and the propane flows

    The chosen one

    I'm the living proof

    With the gift of gab

    From the city of truth

    I jabbed and stabbed

    And knocked critics back

    And I did not stutter when I said that

    I'm going platinum

    Sellin rhymes

    I went platinum

    Seven times

    And still they ill

    They wanna see us fry

    I guess because Only God Knows Why

    Why why why why

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

    They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black

    So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at

    Say hey hey

    Let me hear where your at and say hey hey

    I'm givin it back, so say hey hey

    Show me some metal and say

    Hey hey hey hey

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gat!!!!!

    Fuck all y'all

    I like AC/DC and ZZ Top

    Bocephus, Beasties and the kings of rock

    Skynyrd, Segar, Limp, Korn, the Stones

    David Allen Coe and no show Jones

    Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

    Pass that bottle around

    Got the rock from Detroit

    Soul from Motown

    The underground stoned fuckin pimp

    With tracks that mack and slap back the whack

    Never gay, no way, I don't play with ass

    But watch me rock with Liberace flash

    Punk rock, The clash

    Boy bands are trash

    I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash

    Flash flash flash flash

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black

    So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at

    Say hey hey

    Let me hear where your at and say hey hey

    I'm givin it back, so say hey hey

    Show me some metal and say

    Hey hey hey hey

    Uh, uh, uh, Gat

    Yeah, I saw your band

    Jumpin around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks

    When you gonna learn sucker

    You just can't fuck with

    Twisted Brbrbr Brown Brown...TRUCKER

    TRuuuuuccckeeeeerrrrr

    I'm an... American Bad Ass

    Watch me kick

    You can roll with rock

    Or you can Suck My Dick (undedited version) or Radio Edit (edited version)

    I'm a porno flick, I'm like amazing grace

    I'm gonna fuck some hoe's after I rock this place

    Super fly, livin double wide

    Side car my glide

    So Joe C can ride

    Full sack to share

    Bringin flash and glare

    Got the long hair swingin middle finger in the air

    Snakeskin suits, Sixty-five Chevelle's

    See me ride in sin

    Hear the rebel yell

    I won't live to tell

    So if you do

    Give the next generation a big, Fuck You!

    Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma

    Said fuck highschool, pissed on my diploma

    Smell the aroma

    Check my hits

    I know it stinks in here

    Cause I'm the shit, shit, shit, shit, shit

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black

    So throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at

    Say hey hey

    Let me hear where you're at and say hey hey

    I'm givin' it back so say, hey hey

    Show me some metal and say

    Hey hey hey hey

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...huh huh

    I'm a cowboy

    Bad ass in black

    Singin

    Hey hey hey hey

    From side to side

    From front to back

    Say hey hey hey hey

    I put Detroit city back on the map

    And singin

    Hey hey hey hey

    Kid Rock's in the house

    And thats where I'm at

    Hahahaha
    Fri, 08/05/2005 - 2:54 PM Permalink
    mrmnmikey

    some motley crue movies here

     here
    Fri, 08/05/2005 - 3:00 PM Permalink
    me2

    So throw a finger in the air

    I know exactly what that feels like right now!!

    OMG! Wheres the party? whoa! :sheepish: :wink: :eek: :cool: :pbpt: :sillygrin: :smile: :grin: :ooh:
    Fri, 08/05/2005 - 6:11 PM Permalink
    me2

    I have been watching this for a long time just hoping good seats would pop- :frown: no such luck- best so far were (I think) row 35 far right AND top furthest back center. Geeesh, between this, LSkyn, 3Doorsdown, Switchfoot ---geesh even Tyler Hilton is a new up and coming good one. and I want to see James Taylor just so I can hang with 2 goofballs. REO and Styx might not be bad but we hear them over and over so much on the radio. Ahhhh screw it, Amateur Talent night it is ;p

    http://cgi.ebay.com/2-MOTLEY-CRUE-TICKETS-MINNESOTA-STATE-FAIR-ST-PAUL_W0QQitemZ6550093351QQcategoryZ16122QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ROW-6-LYNYRD-SKYNYRD-MINNESOTA-STATE-FAIR-ST-PAUL-MN_W0QQitemZ6550578367QQcategoryZ16122QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    WoW!
    Fri, 08/05/2005 - 7:40 PM Permalink
    mrmnmikey

    I was offered motly crue tickets for $50.00 Should I take them?? Are they still on sale?
    Mon, 08/08/2005 - 5:53 PM Permalink
    me2

    depends on what row- I would consider it...if anything you saw what they went for on Ebay :wink:

    unfortunately I don't know anyone else who would like to go with me -
    Mon, 08/08/2005 - 6:04 PM Permalink
    mrmnmikey

    I see they are still on sale...hmmm...
    Mon, 08/08/2005 - 6:05 PM Permalink
    Wicked Nick

    hopefully this works


    What metal band are you?

    Metallica

    You are Metallica! In your prime, your music ruled so much. What happened after the Black Album? You are the center of the Napster controversy, you stopped doing solos, your drums sound like trash cans, and your new bass player sucks. Get back on top of things, because people want the old you!

    Personality Test Results

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    Tue, 08/09/2005 - 8:31 PM Permalink
    Wicked Nick

    Damn... the picture didnt show up.... theres supposed to be a picture of them on that thing too...

    usually these quiz things are way off... but this one was cool....

    I expected I would Opeth or one of them other bands that everyone on their message board was posting about, and then have to retake the quiz....
    Tue, 08/09/2005 - 8:36 PM Permalink
    Clue Master



    What metal band are you?

    Cryptopsy

    You are Cryptopsy! You're one of the most well rounded death metal bands around! You have everything anyone could want in a death metal band: speed, technicality, heaviness, and brutality. Lightning fast guitars, drums, and bass, amazing death metal growls are what you're known for!

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    I love metal and never heard of these guys. Is this a promo site or something? huh

    Tue, 08/09/2005 - 9:11 PM Permalink
    Wicked Nick

    Huh.... never heard of them either...

    there was another one I hadnt heard of called Iced Earth too...
    Tue, 08/09/2005 - 9:50 PM Permalink
    Clue Master

    I do know of Iced Earth
    Wed, 08/10/2005 - 2:03 AM Permalink