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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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Love4Vino

It was my morning song.

I was listening to the words and oddly - I wonder if my mom ever had a fling with Buffet - sounds like her back in the day.
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 9:07 AM Permalink
Clue Master

BLS was just here last Sunday. I missed them because I was in a water park pretending to be where you are.
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 10:47 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

ahhh. Bummer.

I think they sold out the Filmore. That is a great venue.
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 11:03 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Heres a nice one to vent to.

Limp Bizkit

Break Stuff

Its just one of those days

When you don't wanna wake up

Everything is fucked

Everybody sux

You don't really know why

But want justify

Rippin' someone's head off

No human contact

And if you interact

Your life is on contract

Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker

It's just one of those days!!

[chorus]

Its all about the he says she says bullshit

I think you better quit

Lettin' shit slip

Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip

Its all about the he says she says bullshit

I think you better quit talkin that shit

(Punk, so come and get it)

Its just one of those days

Feelin' like a freight train

First one to complain

Leaves with a blood stain

Damn right I'm a maniac

You better watch your back

Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program

And if your stuck up

You just lucked up

Next in line to get fucked up

Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker

Its just one of those days!!

[chorus]

I feel like shit

My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous

We've all felt like shit

And been treated like shit

All those motherfuckers that want to step up

I hope you know I pack a chain saw

I'll skin your ass raw

And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...

I hope you know I pack a chain saw

I'll skin your ass raw

And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...

I hope you know I pack a chain saw

I'll skin your ass raw

And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break your fuckin' face tonight!!

Give me somethin' to break

How bout your fuckin' face

I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!...

[chorus]
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 11:20 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Just played it at the bar last night. That's the one tune that always gets a dedicated quarter. I like how the drunks sing along at the end of the night. :angry: :confused:

And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break your fuckin' face tonight!! Give me somethin' to break

Love that part - powerful stuff
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 11:25 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

Think I might just go out dancing tonight...

Nelly

Hot in Herre

Hot in.....

So hot in herre.....

So hot in.....

(Nelly)

I was like, good gracious ass bodacious

Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces

Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)

Lookin for the right time to flash them G's

Then um I'm leavin, please believin

Me and the rest of my heathens

Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons

Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin

No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin

I need you to get up up on the dance floor

Give that man what he askin for

Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you

And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

Chorus:

(I said)

Its gettin hot in here (so hot)

So take off all your clothes

I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off

Its gettin hot in here (so hot)

So take off all your clothes

I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off

(Nelly)

Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles

What good is all the fame if you aint fuckin the models

I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle

And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles

Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it

Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it

Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it

I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it

Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint

VOKAL tanktop, all on at this point

Your with a winner so baby you cant loose

I got secrets cant leave Cancun

So take it off like your home alone

You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone

Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,

like "girl I think my butt gettin big"

Repeat Chorus

(Nelly hang all out)

Mix a little bit a ah, ah

With a little bit a ah, ah

(Nelly just fall out)

Give a little bit a ah, ah

With a little bit a ah, ah

(Nelly hang all out)

With a little bit a ah, ah

And a sprinkle a that ah, ah

(Nelly just fall out)

I like it when ya ah, ah

Girl, Baby make it ah, ah

(Nelly)

Stop placin, time wastin

I gotta a friend with a fo' in the basement (What?)

I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh)

Unless you gon' do it

Extra, extra eh, spread the news

Nelly took a trip from the Luna to Neptunes

Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons

Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms

Repeat Chorus (2X)

(Nelly hang all out)

Mix a little bit of ah, ah

With a little bit of ah, ah

(Nelly just fall out)

Give a little bit of ah, ah

With a little bit of ah, ah

(Nelly hang all out)

With a little bit of ah, ah

And a sprinkle of that ah, ah

(Nelly just fall out)

I like it when ya ah, ah

Girl, Baby make it ah, ah
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 3:47 PM Permalink
me2

Is that blood on his microphone and neck?
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 6:40 PM Permalink
me2

how romantic

Beatles - For You Blue

Because you're sweet and lovely girl I love you,

Because you're sweet and lovely girl it's true,

I love you more than ever girl I do.

I want you in the morning girl I love you,

I want you at the moment I feel blue,

I'm living ev'ry moment girl for you.

I've loved you from the moment I saw you,

You looked at me that's all you had to do,

I feel it now I hope you feel it too.

Because you're sweet and lovely girl I love you,

Because you're sweet and lovely girl it's true,

I love you more than ever girl I do.

I really love you.
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 7:25 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Never thought I would see Tom Araya here... without my posting his pic.... cooler! :smile:
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 9:54 PM Permalink
zephyrus

In fond mammory if the Beatles
Fri, 11/18/2005 - 9:57 PM Permalink
KITCH

Ridin' restless under broken sky,

Weary traveller, somethin' missin' inside,

Always lookin' for a reason to turn around.

Desperate for a little peace of mind.

Just a little piece of what I left behind:

Well, I found it now: you're like coming home.

You're like a Sunday mornin', pleasin' my eyes;

You're a midsummer's dream under a star-soaked sky.

That peaceful easy feelin' at the end of a long, long road.

You're like coming home;

You're like coming home, all right.

Go ahead an' let your hair fall down.

This wanderlust: it's gone now.

I'm here in your arms; I'm safe from the road again.

These are the days that can't be erased:

Baby, there isn't a better place;

You're like heaven: you're like coming home.

You're like a Sunday mornin', pleasin' my eyes;

You're a midsummer's dream under a star-soaked sky.

That peaceful easy feelin' at the end of a long, long road.

You're like coming home;

You're that innocence, that serenity,

That long-lost part of me.

You're like a Sunday mornin', pleasin' my eyes;

A midsummer's dream under a star-soaked sky.

That peaceful easy feelin' at the end of a long, long road.

You're like a Sunday mornin', pleasin' my eyes;

You're a midsummer's dream under a star-soaked sky.

That peaceful easy feelin' at the end of a long, long road.

You're like coming home, yeah.

You're like coming home;

Baby, like coming home;

You're like coming home.

Lonestar. You're Like Coming Home lyrics.
Sat, 11/19/2005 - 5:29 AM Permalink
me2

wow- thats incredible kitch

gonna miss you tonight
Sat, 11/19/2005 - 9:35 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Sunny Day

Sweepin' the clouds away

On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,

How to get to Sesame Street

Come and play

Everything's A-OK

Friendly neighbors there

That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get

How to get to Sesame Street

It's a magic carpet ride

Every door will open wide

To Happy people like you--

Happy people like

What a beautiful

Sunny Day

Sweepin' the clouds away

On my way to where the air is sweet

Can you tell me how to get,

How to get to Sesame street...

How to get to Sesame Street

How to get to...
Sun, 11/20/2005 - 12:14 PM Permalink
Redbear

What was funny was both lead singers having to read the lyrics to that from their cheat book.
Sun, 11/20/2005 - 12:44 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Is it just me but does anyone else think they could pick up a half for under $50 on Sesame Street?
Sun, 11/20/2005 - 10:39 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

Totally. You know that Oscar has all the good junk in his trash can.
Mon, 11/21/2005 - 10:39 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

someone in my office was singing this - now it's stuck in my head. Let's get it stuck in all ya'lls

Strangers in the Night Lyrics

Strangers in the night exchanging glances

Wond'ring in the night

What were the chances we'd be sharing love

Before the night was through.

Something in your eyes was so inviting,

Something in your smile was so exciting,

Something in my heart,

Told me I must have you.

Strangers in the night, two lonely people

We were strangers in the night

Up to the moment

When we said our first hello.

Little did we know

Love was just a glance away,

A warm embracing dance away and -

Ever since that night we've been together.

Lovers at first sight, in love forever.

It turned out so right,

For strangers in the night.

Love was just a glance away,

A warm embracing dance away -

Ever since that night we've been together.

Lovers at first sight, in love forever.

It turned out so right,

For strangers in the night.

Do dody doby do

do doo de la

da da da da ya
Tue, 11/22/2005 - 1:42 PM Permalink
KITCH

You say you donÂ’t desire me

You only tire me

Now youÂ’ll hire me

Expensive care is meaningless

Feeling nothing and caring less

Cut off at the pass

She knows where youÂ’re headed

She wants double time

Or a temporary wedding

Chorus:

And the lucky girl leads a life of leisure

With 45 years for seconds of pleasure

The hands on the clock move so precisely

And I only kiss but once or twice

I canÂ’t help you now,

I canÂ’t help myself

Â’cause the timeÂ’s running out

And itÂ’s twenty-five to twelve

Crowds surround loudspeakers

On the lampposts

Listening to the murder mystery

Meanwhile someoneÂ’s in the classroom

Busy forging books on history

WouldnÂ’t give that man my hand

HeÂ’d steal my fingers

So the sleuth ends up in stitches

And your urges turn to itches

Chorus

I was committed to life

And then commuted to the outskirts

I was living with thirty minutes at a time

With a break in the middle for adverts

See the human furniture

But itÂ’s only for show

Now you can look all that you like

But they only let you touch and go

Chorus

Twenty - Five to Twelve ELVIS COSTELLO

damn it...I knew I shouldn't have went to the bathroom....
Sat, 11/26/2005 - 9:36 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Don't ask me how, but guess who hit the big time

Don't look now but guess whose back in town

It's so easy don't even have to try

Your the winner you can take the prize

It's a dream come true which one will it be

It's a dream come true we'll just wait and see

Only the lucky one's get to steal the show

Only the lucky one's really get to know

Only the lucky, Only the lucky one's get Lucky

Same old story something never change

With a beautiful girl everythings rearranged

Your whole life it comes to you for free

You wear it well it comes so naturally

It's a dream come true which one will it be

It's a dream come true we'll just wait and see

Only the lucky one's get to steal the show

Only the lucky one's really get to know

Only the lucky, Only the lucky one's

(Solo)

Don't ask me how, but guess who hit the big time

Don't look now but guess whose back in town

It comes so easy don't even have to try

Youre the winner you can take the prize

Lucky ones

Only the lucky one's really get to know

Only the lucky, Only the lucky one's
Sat, 11/26/2005 - 5:39 PM Permalink
KITCH

ERIC CLAPTON - "Things Get Better" lyrics (Eddie Floyd, Steve Cropper and Wayne Jackson)

Come on, everybody.

Come on, everybody.

Hey hey, hey hey hey, hey hey hey, hey.

You can bring joy

I never had. I'm going to be right here As long as it lasts.

[Chorus:]

And that's why

Things get better, baby,

When I'm with you, yeah.

Things get better, baby,

When I'm with you, yeah.

I can be lonely

If you can't be found, oh yeah,

But I'm not a lonely baby, baby.

You always surround.

[Chorus]

Never in doubt about you,

I know that you're mine.

I can't lose this feeling.

You stay on my mind.

[Chorus 2x]

Get a little better.

Get, get a little better.

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Sat, 11/26/2005 - 6:21 PM Permalink
zephyrus

The Chipmunk Song

(all right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song?

-I'll say we are!

-Yeah!

-Let's sing it now!

Okay, Simon?

-Okay!

Okay, Theodore?

-Okay!

Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN!

-OKAY!!!)

Christmas, Christmas time is near

Time for toys and time for cheer

We've been good, but we can't last

Hurry Christmas, hurry fast

Want a plane that loops the loop

Me, I want a hula hoop

We can hardly stand the wait

Please Christmas, don't be late.

(Okay fellas get ready.

That was very good, Simon.

-Naturally.

Very good Theodore.

-Ahhh.

Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it.

Ah, Alvin. Alvin. ALVIN!

-OKAY.)

Want a plane that loops the loop

I still want a hula hoop

We can hardly stand the wait

Please Christmas, don't be late.

We can hardly stand the wait

Please Christmas, don't be late.

(Very good, boys

-Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!

No, That's enough, lets not overdo it

-What do you mean overdo it?

-We want to sing it again!

Now wait a minute, boys

-Why can't we sing it again?

-[chipmunk chatter]

Alvin, cut that out..Theodore, just a minute.

Simon will you cut that out? Boys...)
Mon, 11/28/2005 - 4:13 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I think my kids might be singing this real soon...

Nuttin' For Christmas

S. Tepper, R. Bennett (c) 1955

I broke my bat on Johnny's head;

Somebody snitched on me.

I hid a frog in sister's bed;

Somebody snitched on me.

I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;

I made Tommy eat a bug;

Bought some gum with a penny slug;

Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I put a tack on teacher's chair

somebody snitched on me.

I tied a knot in Susie's hair

somebody snitched on me.

I did a dance on Mommy's plants

climbed a tree and tore my pants

Filled the sugar bowl with ants

somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad.

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;

Somebody snitched on me.

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me.

Next year I'll be going straight;

Next year I'll be good, just wait

I'd start now, but it's too late;

Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do

'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,

You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

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Mon, 11/28/2005 - 4:16 PM Permalink
zephyrus

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Carol of the Bells

Carol of the Bells is an adaptation of an ancient Ukrainian folk song

called a "shchedrivka". An arrangement by Mykola Leontovych (1877-1921)

was popularized in the 1930's by Oleksander Koshyts (1875-1944), a

Ukrainian choir director who worked in the US and Canada. It has since

become an American Christmas classic.

Hark how the bells,

    sweet silver bells,

    all seem to say,

    throw cares away

    Christmas is here,

    bringing good cheer,

    to young and old,

    meek and the bold,

    ding dong ding

    that is their song

    with joyful ring

    all caroling

one seems to hear

    words of good cheer

    from everywhere

    filling the air

    Oh how they pound,

    raising the sound,

    o'er hill and dale,

    telling their tale,

    Gaily they ring

    while people sing

    songs of good cheer,

    Christmas is here,

    Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas,

    Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas,

    On on they send ,

    on without end,

    their joyful tone to every home

    Dong Ding dong ding, dong Bong
Mon, 11/28/2005 - 4:18 PM Permalink
OT

I was discussing this song with one of my daughters today. She had emailed me that video of the lights flashing in sync with the music. I said I would have chosen Carol Of The Bells instead of the one they used. Are you listening, ares? :wink:
Mon, 11/28/2005 - 4:33 PM Permalink
Clue Master

How about this Christmas Classic?

http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers

I wear paper hats

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done (x4)

I gotta run (x4)

Don't bob for fries in hot vat it really hurts bad and so do skin grafts

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Where is the bell?

Wait for the bell

Can't hear the bell

Where is the bell?

Ding fries are done (x4)

I work at burger king making flame broiled whoppers

I wear paper hats

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done (x4)
Mon, 11/28/2005 - 6:33 PM Permalink
me2

hehe- I remember that being posted a couple of years ago?? gonna send that to the kids-thanks!
Mon, 11/28/2005 - 6:44 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I don't remember who sent me the link for this while I was in Iraq... but that is our maintenance section anthem!

You just have to say, in a dopey way, Ding, fries are done and we all get a good laugh... ahhh, the good (?) old days... :smile:
Mon, 11/28/2005 - 6:47 PM Permalink
me2

you dope! :sillygrin: :wink:
Mon, 11/28/2005 - 7:01 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy

I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?

He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue

Just bring him through the front door,

that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,

creeping down the stairs

Oh what joy and what surprise

when I open up my eyes

to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses

I only like hippopotamuses

And hippopotamuses like me too

(Short Music Interlude)

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then

Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

(Short Music Interlude)

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage

I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning,

creeping down the stairs

Oh what joy and what surprise

when I open up my eyes

to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses

I only like hippopotamuseses

And hippopotamuses like me too!
Tue, 11/29/2005 - 1:48 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

Lacy things, the wife is missin'

Didn't ask, her permission

I'm wearin' her clothes

Her silk pantyhose

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy

Little straps, like spaghetti

It holds me so tight

Like handcuffs at night

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,

He pretends that I am Murphy Brown

He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"

"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna

We can dress, like Madonna

Put on some eyeshade

And join the parade

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'

Didn't ask- permission

Wearin' her clothes

Her silk pantyhose

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Tue, 11/29/2005 - 1:49 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

the pix supposed to be brad pit and tom cruise' faces over underwear models..
Tue, 11/29/2005 - 1:51 PM Permalink
Clue Master

It works for me just the way you posted it :pbpt:
Tue, 11/29/2005 - 3:00 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

i'm sure it does...
Tue, 11/29/2005 - 3:37 PM Permalink
zephyrus

wow
Tue, 11/29/2005 - 5:30 PM Permalink
me2

niiiiice :wink:

giving me ideas
Tue, 11/29/2005 - 5:58 PM Permalink
KITCH

An Hippo that likes to wear lingerie??

I'm really confused....
Tue, 11/29/2005 - 6:01 PM Permalink
me2

well if cm in a leopard thong doesn't confuse you but a hippo in lingerie does? than you confuse me!
Tue, 11/29/2005 - 7:01 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

I think I'd rather see CM in the Thong.
Tue, 11/29/2005 - 8:50 PM Permalink
Clue Master

What's the difference? :sheepish:
Tue, 11/29/2005 - 9:02 PM Permalink
me2

I think you need a 2nd oppinion...maybe you should show us?
Wed, 11/30/2005 - 7:13 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

I'll second that.
Wed, 11/30/2005 - 9:06 PM Permalink
KITCH

please don't...

just cuz i'm 98 percent sure you would
Wed, 11/30/2005 - 9:11 PM Permalink
me2

his other 2 percent thinks your gay! um, or is it the other way around? :sheepish: :eek:
Wed, 11/30/2005 - 9:24 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

Travel the world and the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you

Some of them want to get used by you

Some of them want to abuse you

Some of them want to be abused

Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

Travel the world and the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you

Some of them want to get used by you

Some of them want to abuse you

Some of them want to be abused

I wanna use you and abuse you

I wanna know what's inside you

(Whispering) Hold your head up, movin' on

Keep your head up, movin' on

Hold your head up, movin' on

Keep your head up, movin' on

Hold your head up, movin' on

Keep your head up, movin' on

Movin' on!

Sweet dreams are made of this

Who am I to disagree?

Travel the world and the seven seas

Everybody's looking for something

Some of them want to use you

Some of them want to get used by you

Some of them want to abuse you

Some of them want to be abused

I'm gonna use you and abuse you

I'm gonna know what's inside

Gonna use you and abuse you

I'm gonna know what's inside you
Thu, 12/01/2005 - 4:34 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Holy Crap

I just heard that on the TV in the boys room.
Thu, 12/01/2005 - 5:25 PM Permalink
Clue Master

hehe - Look behind you :worried: :eek:
Thu, 12/01/2005 - 5:27 PM Permalink
Clue Master

No, the other side
Thu, 12/01/2005 - 5:27 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Heh - now you got it - Hidey ho there Big Guy :smile:

Thu, 12/01/2005 - 5:28 PM Permalink
THX 1138

It always goes back to "Furrings" doesn't it?
Thu, 12/01/2005 - 5:30 PM Permalink