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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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tim_the_hunter

my cousin has one just like that in his basement.
Wed, 12/21/2005 - 8:57 AM Permalink
Clue Master

It would have helped 9 months ago but it might not be as effective today. :frown:
Wed, 12/21/2005 - 9:00 AM Permalink
me2

thats your fault
Wed, 12/21/2005 - 9:04 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I set it up with the manager and you stole it from under my feet.

You lezbo you :goofy:
Wed, 12/21/2005 - 9:07 AM Permalink
me2

nice feet :sheepish:
Wed, 12/21/2005 - 9:10 AM Permalink
Clue Master

The Chipmunk Song (Christmas DonÂ’t Be Late)

The Chipmunks & David Seville

(all right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song?

                             -I'll say we are!

                                   -Yeah!

                            -Let's sing it now!

                                Okay, Simon?

                                   -Okay!

                              Okay, Theodore?

                                   -Okay!

                         Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN!

                                 -OKAY!!!)

Christmas, Christmas time is near

                      Time for toys and time for cheer

                     We've been good, but we can't last

                        Hurry Christmas, hurry fast

                      Want a plane that loops the loop

                           Me, I want a hula hoop

                        We can hardly stand the wait

                      Please Christmas, don't be late.

(Okay fellas get ready.

                         That was very good, Simon.

                                -Naturally.

                            Very good Theodore.

                                   -Ahhh.

                Ah, Alvin, you were a little flat, watch it.

                          Ah, Alvin. Alvin. ALVIN!

                                  -OKAY.)

Want a plane that loops the loop

                          I still want a hula hoop

                        We can hardly stand the wait

                      Please Christmas, don't be late.

                        We can hardly stand the wait

                      Please Christmas, don't be late.

(Very good, boys

               -Lets sing it again! Yeah, lets sing it again!

                   No, That's enough, lets not overdo it

                        -What do you mean overdo it?

                         -We want to sing it again!

                          Now wait a minute, boys

                        -Why can't we sing it again?

                            -[chipmunk chatter]

               Alvin, cut that out..Theodore, just a minute.

                   Simon will you cut that out? Boys...)
Thu, 12/22/2005 - 8:30 AM Permalink
OT

I love that song! It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and nostalgic. It was released when I was young and carefree, not a care in the world. Same with Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree and Jingle Bell Rock. I actually have little flashbacks to what I was like back then when I hear them. :ooh:
Thu, 12/22/2005 - 8:43 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

nice video CM!
Thu, 12/22/2005 - 1:05 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Thanks 3M. Quick job and not as many picture cards as last year but it still gives me something to put on my site for the family to see anyway.
Thu, 12/22/2005 - 1:52 PM Permalink
OT

I love that! I wish I was clever like that. I'm going to bookmark it and show it to my computer geek son-in-law. Maybe he can do something like that next Christmas.
Thu, 12/22/2005 - 2:29 PM Permalink
me2

I used to have that Chipmunks record ---ALVIN! hehe

I heard this today - saw the video last night -still like it -

It's time for Hanukkah

So much fun-uka

To celebrate Hanukkah

Hanukkah is, the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents

We get eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree

Here's a list of people who are Jewish

Just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the menorah

So does James Concord Douglas, and the late Dina Shora

Guess who eats together, at the Carnegie Deli?

Bowser from Sha NaNa and Arthur Fonzerelli

Ponoman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half, too

Put them together, what a fine looking Jew

You don't need Deck that Halls or Jingle Bell Rock

'Cuz you can spin a dredel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock

Both Jewish!

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew

But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew

We got Ann Landers, and her sister Dear Abby

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish,

NOT TOO SHABBY!!!!

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is

Well he's not, but guess who is

ALL THREE STOOGES!!!!

So many Jews are in showbiz

Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica

It's time to celebrate Hanukkah

Don't forget harmonica

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah

Smoke your marijuana-ka

So drink your gin and tonic-ka

If you really, really, really wanna-ka

Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Hanukkah

Happy Hanukkah
Thu, 12/22/2005 - 5:27 PM Permalink
me2

Air Supply

Grand Casino Hinckley Event Center

Hinckley, MN

Fri, 02/10/06

On Sale Thu, 12/22/05
Thu, 12/22/2005 - 6:15 PM Permalink
KITCH

IÂ’ll have a blue christmas without you

IÂ’ll be so blue just thinking about you

Decorations of red on a green christmas tree

WonÂ’t be the same dear, if youÂ’re not here with me

And when those blue snowflakes start falling

ThatÂ’s when those blue memories start calling

YouÂ’ll be doinÂ’ all right, with your christmas of white

But IÂ’ll have a blue, blue blue blue christmas

(instrumental break)

YouÂ’ll be doinÂ’ all right, with your christmas of white,

But IÂ’ll have a blue, blue christmas

I need to post this :frown:

please everybody have a merry christmas...

I'll be around but...wanted to post this asap
Fri, 12/23/2005 - 2:48 PM Permalink
Clue Master

::hugs for Kitch:: :sheepish:
Fri, 12/23/2005 - 2:53 PM Permalink
me2

kitch gets hugs? :frown:
Fri, 12/23/2005 - 9:27 PM Permalink
KITCH

cluemaster is even giving me a great christmas present...

...thanks again buddy... :wink:
Sat, 12/24/2005 - 5:58 AM Permalink
Clue Master

:smile: :eyeroll:
Sat, 12/24/2005 - 8:13 AM Permalink
me2

this is my very first foggy christmas eve-

~what a treat~

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer

had a very shiny nose

and if you ever saw it

you would even say it glows

all of the other reindeer

used to laugh and call him names

they never let poor Rudolph

join in any reindeer games

then one foggy Christmas eve

Santa came to say:

"Rudolph with your nose so bright

won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

then how the reindeer loved him

as they shouted out with glee (yippee)

"Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer

you'll go down in history."

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer

had a very shiny nose

and if you ever saw it

you would even say it glows

all of the other reindeer

used to laugh and call him names

they never let poor Rudolph

join in any reindeer games

then one foggy Christmas eve

Santa came to say:

"Rudolph with your nose so bright

won't you guide my sleigh tonight"

then how the reindeer loved him

as they shouted out with glee (yippee)

"Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer

you'll go down in history"
Sat, 12/24/2005 - 10:05 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Sun, 12/25/2005 - 12:24 AM Permalink
zephyrus

You are not serious about this, are you? :lipsealed:
Tue, 12/27/2005 - 12:31 PM Permalink
zephyrus

hey... I bought the Jingle cats! I guess I can't rag on air supply too much then, huh... disregard previous post, me2 :wink:
Tue, 12/27/2005 - 12:32 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Hey Zeph - Try singing this in your head using the growl voice of Chuck Billy from Testament. Plus increasing the speed 10 fold. :smile:



I'm lying alone with my head on the phone

Thinking of you till it hurts

I know you hurt too but what else can we do

Tormented and torn apart

I wish I could carry your smile and my heart

For times when my life feels so low

It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring

When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know

Chorus:

I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you

I know you were right believing for so long

I 'm all out of love, what am I without you

I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

I want you to come back and carry me home

Away from this long lonely nights

I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too

Does the feeling seem oh so right

And what would you say if I called on you now

And said that I can't hold on

There's no easy way, it gets harder each day

Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone

Chorus

Oh, what are you thinking of?

What are you thinking of?

Oh, what are you thinking of?

What are you thinking of?

Chorus(3x)
Tue, 12/27/2005 - 12:51 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I just can't picture that with a growl...

But a love song is not as lovely without kicking up the speed ten-fold :smile:
Tue, 12/27/2005 - 1:11 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Think of this slowed down tenfold, with Conway Twitty's country voice :smile:


Apocalyptic City

Born into a world of hatred

Nothing to live for

What started with a simple match

Turned into something more

The pain I felt inside my head

Came on my day of birth

Now the time has come for me

To burn the planet Earth

[CHORUS :]

I can feel the fire

Burning inside of me

The powers at my fingers

Waiting you shall see

Burn,ignite the population

Burn,causing mass cremation

Burn,feel no shame or pity

Burn,apocalyptic city

Years have passed as I stood still

To plan the final blow

I'll make the town go up in flames

A hellish death they'll know

As I pour on the gasoline

I listen deep inside

I hear the cries of all my victims

Nowhere to run or hide

[CHORUS :]

Now my great assault is over

And my life is done

Staring at my great infernos

Was my only fun

So I leave you with my tale

Here my conscious falls

Victim of myself

So now I'll end it all

[CHORUS :]
Tue, 12/27/2005 - 1:15 PM Permalink
Clue Master

HAHA :grin:
Tue, 12/27/2005 - 2:36 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

What's wrong with Air Supply?

I know just how to whisper

And I know just how to cry

I know just where to find the answers

And I know just how to lie

I know just how to fake it

And I know just how to scheme

I know just when to face the truth

And then I know just when to dream

And I know just where to touch you

And I know just what to prove

I know when to pull you closer

And I know when to let you loose

And I know the night is fading

And I know the time's gonna fly

And I'm never gonna tell you

Everything I gotta tell you

But I know I gotta give it a try

And I know the roads to riches

And I know the ways to fame

I know all the rules

And I know how to break 'em

And I always know the name of the game

But I don't know how to leave you

And I'll never let you fall

And I don't know how you do it

Making love out of nothing at all

Out of nothing at all, out of nothing at all

Out of nothing at all, out of nothing at all

Out of nothing at all,

Making love out of nothing at all

Everytime I see you all the rays of the sun

Are streaming through the waves in your hair

And every star in the sky is taking aim at your eyes

Like a spotlight

The beating of my heart is a drum and it's lost

And it's looking for a rhythm like you

You can take the darkness from the pit of the night

And turn into a beacon burning endlessly bright

I've gotta follow it 'cause everything I know

Well it's nothing till I give it to you

I can make the runner stumble

I can make the final block

I can make every tackle at the sound of the whistle

I can make all the stadiums rock

I can make tonight forever

Or I can make it disappear by the dawn

I can make every promise that has ever been made

I can make all your demons be gone

But I'm never gonna make it without you

Do you really want to see me crawl

And I'm never gonna make it like you do

Making love out of nothing at all

Out of nothing at all, out of nothing at all

Out of nothing at all, out of nothing at all

Out of nothing at all, out of nothing at all

Out of nothing at all
Tue, 12/27/2005 - 9:50 PM Permalink
zephyrus

:lipsealed:
Wed, 12/28/2005 - 4:37 AM Permalink
zephyrus



my apologies to those that pic may have offended...
Wed, 12/28/2005 - 4:38 AM Permalink
Clue Master

That's OK Zeph. I was offended by this post and didn't say anything.

 :wink: :smile:
Wed, 12/28/2005 - 4:11 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Ha!
Wed, 12/28/2005 - 4:35 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Hosanna

The angels bow down at the thought of you

The darkness gives way to the light for you

The price that you paid gives us life brand new

Hosanna forever we worship you

Hosanna forever we worship you

The angels bow down at the thought of you

The darkness gives way to the light for you

The price that you paid gives us life brand new

Hosanna forever we worship you

Hosanna forever we worship you

For you are the joy that my soul looks for

The lamb that was slain for my sins

and the one I adore

King of kings, ruler of everything

Hosanna forever we worship you

Hosanna forever we worship you

For you are the joy that my soul looks for

The lamb that was slain for my sins

and the one I adore

King of kings, ruler of everything

Hosanna forever we worship you

Hosanna forever we worship you

For your patience and kindness

And favor and mercy

And honor and glory

Because you are worthy

We can't live without you

We can't breathe without you

Hosanna hosanna

No greater love in this world but you

No one can compare to the things that you do

Where ever you go I will follow you

Hosanna forever we worship you

Someday every tongue shall confess your name

This house made of clay soon shall pass away

And whatever the test you will bring us through

Hosanna forever we worship you

Hosanna forever

Hosanna forever and ever

Hosanna

We praise you

Hosanna forever and ever
Wed, 12/28/2005 - 5:49 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

The Who to tour in 2006, Townshend says

TORONTO/NEW YORK (Billboard) - English rock veterans The Who will return to the stage next year following "a very, very cool" surprise announcement in June, according to guitarist Pete Townshend.

Of his own new music, Townshend says:

"After 45 years of this crap I've just started to enjoy it."
Wed, 12/28/2005 - 5:54 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I was ecstatic to see this list on the Christmas news casts. For two main reasons; Pink Floyd is #1 and no Beatles. (although I do like but nowhere near my top 10)

http://www.albumvote.co.uk/news/news.php?id=1009

3 of the top 5 are in my top 5. The survey must have been compiled by babyboomers or something.

All Floyd
Wed, 12/28/2005 - 6:54 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

oh bite me.

Here is this better

Zakk Wylde Between Heaven and Hell

Dying to live, living to die

Ain't no hellos here, nothing but goodbyes

It's like singing a song that cannot be sung

It's like having to end, child,

what's yet to have begun

(Chorus)

Hey, hey, hey now

Where I am at times I just can't tell

Hey, hey, hey, now

I'm lost somewhere Between Heaven and Hell

All that you know and all that you knew

In the end, child, tell me what's it all mean to you

Don't forget just who and where you are --

You can spread your wings son

But don't you spread yourself too far, yeah

Hey, hey, hey now

Where I am at times I just can't tell

Hey, hey, hey, now

I'm lost somewhere Between Heaven and Hell

somehow the lyrics aren't that much different..

:wink:
Wed, 12/28/2005 - 9:46 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Is that from Zakk's lame ass love album? Thank God he only made one. :smile:
Wed, 12/28/2005 - 9:56 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Cool link CM. I just got done watching my christmas gift (The making of The Dark Side Of The Moon DVD). Interesting article. Especially the part about TDSOTM.

Pink Floyd is one of rock's most successful acts, ranking seventh in number of albums sold worldwide.

Despite their never having been a hit-single-driven group, their massively successful 1973 album, Dark Side of the Moon, featured a US number Top 20 track ("Money"), and more importantly remained in the US Top 200 (where it hit #1) for 741 weeks (including 591 consecutive weeks from 1973 to 1988), breaking many records on the way, and making it one of the top selling albums of all time.
Thu, 12/29/2005 - 7:12 AM Permalink
KITCH

Another night slowly closes in,

And I feel so lonely.

Touching heat freezing on my skin,

I pretend you still hold me.

IÂ’m going crazy, IÂ’m losing sleep.

IÂ’m in too far, IÂ’m in way too deep over you.

I canÂ’t believe youÂ’re gone.

You were the first, youÂ’ll be the last.

Wherever you go, IÂ’ll be with you.

Whatever you want, IÂ’ll give it to you.

Whenever you need someone to lay your heart and head upon.

Remember: after the fire, after all the rain,

I will be the flame.

I will be the flame.

Watching shadows move across the wall,

I feel so frightened.

I wanna run to you, I wanna call,

But IÂ’ve been hit by lightening.

Just canÂ’t stand up for fallinÂ’ apart.

CanÂ’t see through this veil across my heart, over you.

YouÂ’ll always be the one.

You were the first, youÂ’ll be the last.

Wherever you go, IÂ’ll be with you.

Whatever you want, IÂ’ll give it to you.

Whenever you need someone to lay your heart and head upon.

Remember: after the fire, after all the rain,

I will be the flame.

I will be the flame.

IÂ’m going crazy, IÂ’m losing sleep.

IÂ’m in too far, IÂ’m in way too deep over you.

YouÂ’ll always be the one.

You were the first, youÂ’ll be the last.

Wherever you go, IÂ’ll be with you.

Whatever you want, IÂ’ll give it to you.

Whenever you need someone to lay your heart and head upon.

Remember: after the fire, after all the rain,

I will be the flame.

I will be the flame.

Whatever you want, IÂ’ll give it to you.

Wherever you go, IÂ’ll be with you.

And whatever you want, IÂ’ll give it to you.

Cheap Trick The Flame

http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.php the # 1 song on my 18th birthday..
Thu, 12/29/2005 - 8:39 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Cool! 3-24-1980 (18th b-day)

Another Brick In The Wall PTII - Pink Floyd

My Lifes Theme Song? Hmm...
Thu, 12/29/2005 - 8:54 AM Permalink
Clue Master

That's awesome!
Thu, 12/29/2005 - 9:21 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Whats yours?

Billie Jean - Michael Jackson?


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Thu, 12/29/2005 - 9:23 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I don't wanna say. :sheepish:

My birthday tune is 8 Days a Week by The Beatles anyway.

<edit - shit you seen - damn it!) :angry:
Thu, 12/29/2005 - 9:25 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Ohh thats funny!
Thu, 12/29/2005 - 9:26 AM Permalink
Clue Master

:eyeroll: :sheepish:

Thu, 12/29/2005 - 9:38 AM Permalink
East Side Digger

Mine is Walk Like a Man - The Four Seasons now thats old.
Thu, 12/29/2005 - 10:03 AM Permalink
mucluck

Day I was born

Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys

18th Birthday

Like a Virgin - Madonna
Thu, 12/29/2005 - 1:16 PM Permalink
KITCH

oh god thats funny
Thu, 12/29/2005 - 1:41 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Artist: Napoleon XIV

From: Dr. Demento's Delights

Song: They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!

Lyrics :

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to

leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...

You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see

I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!

They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa

To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be

happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're

coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said

that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???

I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and

laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,

They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.

To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket

weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're

coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back

for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??

Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you

in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.

They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.

To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy

to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming

to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket

weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're

coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!

To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!

Yes officer..

You a head?

No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

original recording by Napoleon XIV

are you a head??
Thu, 12/29/2005 - 3:23 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I just had to sing that in my head.

haha hehe hoho :worried:
Thu, 12/29/2005 - 4:16 PM Permalink
me2

18th birthday -

Look Away - Chicago

Well, you called me up this morning

Told me 'bout the new love you found

Said, "I'm happy for you.

I'm really happy for you."

Found someone else, I guess I won't be coming 'round

I guess it's over, baby

It's really over, baby, woooh

And from what you're saying

I know you've gotten over me

It'll never be the way it used to be

So if it's gotta be this way

Don't worry, baby, I can take the news okay

But if you see me walking by,

And the tears are in my eyes,

Look away, baby, look away.

If we meet on the street some day,

And I don't know what to say,

Look away, baby, look away.

Don't look at me

I don't want you to see me this way.

When we both agreed as lovers

We were better off as friends

That's how it had to be

Yeah, that's how it had to be

I tell you I'm fine,

But sometimes I just pretend

Wish you were holding me,

Wish you were still holding me, oooh

I just never thought

That I would be replaced so soon

I wasn't prepared to hear those words from you

I know I wanted to be free

Yeah, baby this is how we wanted it to be

But if you see me walking by,

And the tears are in my eyes,

Look away, baby, look away.

And if we meet on the street some day,

And I don't know what to say,

Look away, baby, look away.

Don't look at me

I don't want you to see me this way.

If you see me walking by,

And the tears are in my eyes,

Look away, baby, look away.

And if we meet on the street some day,

And I don't know what to say,

Look away, baby, look away.

Don't look at me

I don't want you to see me this way.

If you see me walking by,

And the tears are in my eyes,

Look away, baby, look away.

Don't look at me

I don't want you to see me...

Well, you called me up this morning

Told me 'bout the new love you found

I said, "I'm happy for you.

I'm really happy for you."

:frown:
Fri, 12/30/2005 - 9:52 AM Permalink