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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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zephyrus

Hairball is awesome :smile:

 I have never heard of Slow Children, though... Their pics look cool on their website...
Mon, 02/06/2006 - 2:01 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

WARNING: May sustain permanent injury to neck and ears :smile: :grin:
Mon, 02/06/2006 - 2:15 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

You would love them Zeph!
Mon, 02/06/2006 - 2:15 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Black Sabbath - Children of The Grave

Revolution in their minds - the children start to march

Against the world in which they have to live

And all the hate thatÂ’s in their hearts

TheyÂ’re tired of being pushed around

And told just what to do

TheyÂ’ll fight the world until theyÂ’ve won

And love comes flowing through

Children of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today

Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing peace in any way?

Must the world live in the shadow of atomic fear?

Can they win the fight for peace or will they disappear?

So you children of the world,

Listen to what I say

If you want a better place to live in

Spread the words today

Show the world that love is still alive

You must be brave

Or you children of today are

Children of the grave, yeah!
Mon, 02/06/2006 - 6:22 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

any of you guys ever go see whiskerfin?
Mon, 02/06/2006 - 8:37 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

Deklan Lowe

Check this out.. my boyfriends bro - I'm putting together his music site.

I like it, but then I go for the whole matchbox 20 meets john mayer kinda sound...
Mon, 02/06/2006 - 8:41 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Never heard of em? What do they play?
Mon, 02/06/2006 - 8:57 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I'll need to listen to that at home. Not working here at work.
Tue, 02/07/2006 - 2:24 PM Permalink
Clue Master

This looks cool!!

Sundance Film Festival - Awesome: I Fuckin' Shot That - Midnight Film





On October 9, 2004, the Beastie Boys handed out 50 cameras to audience members at their sold-out performance in New York's famed Madison Square Garden. These 50 different passionate perspectives, shot from the point-of-view of the audience, take the viewer deep inside the world of a live Beastie Boys show prismatically and kinetically capturing the experience of a live musical performance like no film has ever done.

AWESOME; I FUCKIN' SHOT THAT! is the feature film debut for Nathanial Hörnblowér. It stars the Beastie Boys and boasts special appearances by Mix Master Mike and Doug E. Fresh, among others, and was produced by Hörnblowér and Jon Doran. THINKFilm will release the film theatrically on March 31, 2006.

They'll be on Letterman tomorrow too!
Tue, 02/07/2006 - 2:29 PM Permalink
zephyrus

and kinetically capturing the experience of a live musical performance like no film has ever done.

So this is like what Metallica did for the guys in the snake pit during the Black album tour, but they made a movie out of it instead of just playing it at the event?
Tue, 02/07/2006 - 7:39 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I have that DVD and still haven't watched the whole thing. Thanks for reminding me.

Some Kind of Monster
Tue, 02/07/2006 - 7:43 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Hey, CM.... your tagline kicks ass.
Tue, 02/07/2006 - 11:54 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Thanks Nick

Hey, ya know what 4 things I want before I die?
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 3:10 AM Permalink
Clue Master

1. I want a rusty ax
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 3:29 AM Permalink
Clue Master

2. I wanna know voodoo
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 3:30 AM Permalink
KITCH

want sex with a 23 yr old for one last time?
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 6:31 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Nick knows. I'm waiting for him to put down #3 & #4
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 6:42 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Sorry....

I'm a little late here...

3. A fat chick named bridgette

and

4. A lil sip of Faygo too

I've got number 1, someplace around here, and number 4 numerous times.... I'm workin on number 2.... 3's gonna be hard, i'm thinkin.
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 9:13 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

3. A fat chick named bridgette

try myspace I'm sure you can find a whole load of them.
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 11:08 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

curious - why does she have to be fat??

do you have a 50 lb sac of flour you need to use up or something?
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 11:09 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

check these guy's out, the bald guy is the one NT made the wedding cake for in october, I knew he could sing but I usually hear him doing kereoke drunk at the campground :sillygrin:

http://www.myspace.com/onegreatday
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 11:51 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I dont know...

I didnt write the song... I just own the CD

they're lyrics to "I Want My SH*T" - A song from ICP's "Amazing Jekyl Brothers" CD

myself... I have no size, shape, or color, preference... I like women of all kinds... each and every one of em.
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 12:43 PM Permalink
Clue Master

That's my boy!!!!

I knew you'd come through. :sillygrin: :goofy: :sillygrin: :goofy:

Clownz Rule! :cool:
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 1:42 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Thanks for bringing that CD to light.... I havent listened to it in a while.... I've had it in my CD player all day today, while running around to various places....

I'd have to say that its always been one of my favorites of theirs...

do you realize that it came out SEVEN years ago??? same year I graduated from HS...

I feel old

I dont wanna turn 25 this year.....
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 1:49 PM Permalink
zephyrus

You make me feel old... I graduated like 14 years ago... And if that makes ME feel old, then can you imagine how Julie W must feel? I don't want to even think of how CM is doing right now... :eek:
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 4:08 PM Permalink
Clue Master

<------------ Feeling glad that he has OT and TV as friends :wink:
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 4:14 PM Permalink
Terry

:smile: :sillygrin: :goofy: :smile:
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 5:23 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Awww... you guys know I luv ya :smile:
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 7:00 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

sweet.... I guess its not that bad, then... I mean if we're gonna have a gang fight, and all you guys are older, I'll win for sure!
Wed, 02/08/2006 - 7:29 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

thats why most of you cooler crew chicks are hot.... a little bit older, but with that, you're a lot more wiser....

smart chicks? :goofy:

I'm pretty stupid..... so why else do you think I come here? :wink:
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 6:41 AM Permalink
Clue Master

One of My Turns (Waters) 1:33



"Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars?

[Film in background: "I'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to startle you!]

"This place is bigger than our apartment!

[Film: "Let me know when you're entering a room"

"Yes sir!"]

"erm, Can I get a drink of water?

[Film: "I was wondering about ..."]

"You want some, huh?"

[Film: "Yes"]

"Oh wow, look at this tub? Do you wanna take baaaath?"

[Film: "I'll have to find out from Mrs. Bancroft what time she wants to meet us, for her main ..."]

"What are watching?"

[Film: "If you'll just let me know as soon as you can ... Mrs Bancroft" "Mrs Bancroft ..."]

"Hello?"

[Film: "I don't understand ..."]

"Are you feeling okay?..."

Day after day, love turns grey

Like the skin of a dying man.

Night after night, we pretend its all right

But I have grown older and

You have grown colder and

Nothing is very much fun any more.

And I can feel one of my turns coming on.

I feel cold as a razor blade,

Tight as a tourniquet,

Dry as a funeral drum.

Run to the bedroom,

In the suitcase on the left

You'll find my favorite axe.

Don't look so frightened

This is just a passing phase,

One of my bad days.

Would you like to watch T.V.?

Or get between the sheets?

Or contemplate the silent freeway?

Would you like something to eat?

Would you like to learn to fly?

Would'ya?

Would you like to see me try?

Would you like to call the cops?

Do you think it's time I stopped?

Why are you running away?
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 8:23 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Last night's Beastie Boys performance on Letterman was fantastic!!!

So Watcha' Want Lyrics

Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris You're Eating Crazy

Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris You Know I Get Fly You

Think I Get High You Know That I'm Gone And I'm A Tell You All Why

So Tell Me Who Are You Dissing Maybe I'm Missing The Reason That

You're Smiling or Wilding So Listen In My Head I Just Want To

Take 'em Down Imagination Set Loose And I'm Gonna Shake 'em

Down Let It Flow Like A Mud Slide When I Get On I Like To Ride And

Glide I've Got Depth Of Perception In My Text Y'all I Get Props At My

Mention 'Cause I Vex Y'All So What'cha Want You're So Funny With

The Money That You Flaunt Where'd You Get Your Information

From You Think That You Can Front When Revelation Comes

You Can't Front On That

Well They Call Me Mike D The Ever Loving Man I'm Like Spoonie Gee

I'm The Metropolitician You Scream And You Holler About My

Chevy Impala But The Sweat Is Getting Wet Around The Ring Around

Your Collar But Like A Dream I'm Flowing Without No Stopping

Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping Goin' From

Mic To Mic Kickin' It Wall To Wall Well I'll Be Calling Out You People

Like A Casting Call It's Wack When You're Jacked In The Back Of A

Ride With Your Know With Your Flow When You're Out Getting By

Believe Me What You See Is What You Get And You See Me Coming Off

As You Can Bet I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time

This Time I'm Losing My Mind

You Can't Front On That

But Little Do You Know About Something That I Talk About I'm Tired

Of Driving It's Due Time That I Walk About But In The Meantime, I'm

Wise To The Demise I've Got Eyes In The Back Of My Head So I Realize

Well I'm Dr. Spock I'm Here To Rock Y'All I Want You Off The Wall

If You're Playing The Wall So What'cha Want Y'All Suckers Write Me

Checks And Then They Bounce So I Reach In My Pocket For The

Fresh Amount See I'm The Long Leaner Victor The Cleaner

I'm The Illest Motherfucker From Here To Gardena I'm As Cool As A

Cucumber In A Bowl Of Hot Sauce You've Got The Rhyme And Reason

But No Cause So If You're Hot To Trot You Think You're Slicker

Than Grease I've Got News For You Crews

You'll Be Sucking Like A Leech

You Can't Front On That

So What'cha Want
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 8:47 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I just started watching last night's Grammy's and I gotta say that Madonna is still hot as ever! She's doing this neat performance where she's singing with Gorillaz in animation. Pretty cool. :cool:

Not my type of music but the performance was worth it.
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 8:59 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I love those guys.....

they made it cool for goofy white dudes like me to talk weird.

The Beasties, that is.....
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 9:01 AM Permalink
Clue Master

I don't think the general public realizes how talented those 3 'boys' and MixMasterMike really are. The critics have always loved them.
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 9:23 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

right on...

there was a an article.... I believe it was Spin (I get too many music mags to remember), a couple weeks ago... talking about a book thats out now, about them.....

 and talking about how when they first came out.... and the reaction they got..... Run-DMC taking them under their wings, and showing them how to do things.... their first tour, opening for Madonna.... its interesting stuff.... it seems, sometimes like they still dont think they should be as big as they are.
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 9:32 AM Permalink
Clue Master

it seems, sometimes like they still dont think they should be as big as they are.

That's part of their appeal. Local guys you could be drinking with one second then they bust into a rhyme out of nowhere. I loved them ever since seeing their aftershow parties on their first video. Rad stuff to say the least! :eek:
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 9:34 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

that article was funny.....

they ended up on Madonna's tour by a stroke of luck... whoever was planning it, called Russel Simmons, wanting to book the fat boyz or whoever, and he didnt manage them.... he told em "oh... yeah.... they're booked... but how about The Beasties?"

They had the giant inflatable shlong pop up in the middle of the stage, during their set... at one point, during a show some of the crew played a prank on them, by dumping a box of live crabs on it, so that when it popped out during the show, they were crawling all over the place

they were constantly being boo'ed, because it was audiences of chicks, who were there to see Madonna....

I think it was DMC, that was saying... he showed up to watch them play, and couldnt believe what he was seeing..... Madonna's management team wanted to get rid of them....but she loved em, and had them stay
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 9:55 AM Permalink
Clue Master

That's a cool story
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 10:15 AM Permalink
zephyrus

I remember when this crap wuz cool... Breakin' on my cardboard box, moon-walkin'-doin' the worm-the wave-backspins... all of that other stuff I could only dream of remembering how to do now... (except the worm, I can still do that)

Run Dmc Lyrics

Jam-Master Jay Lyrics

Kick off shoes, jump on the jock

Listen to the Jam Master as he starts to rock

His name is Jay and he's on his way

To be the best DJ in the US of A

J-a-y are the letters of his name

Cutting and scratching are the aspects of his game

So check out the Master as he cuts these jams

And look at us with the mics in our hands

Then take a count, 1-2-3

Jam Master Jay, Run-D.M.C.

He's Jam Master Jay, the big beat blaster

He gets better cause he knows he has to

In '84 he'll be a little faster

And only practice makes a real Jam Master

We're live as can be, not singing the blues

I got to tell you all the good news

The good news is there is a crew

Not 5, not 4, not 3, just 2

2 MC's who are claim the fame

And all other things won't be the same

'Cause it's about time for a brand new group

Run-DMC will put you up on the scoop

We make the fly girls scream in ecstasy

We rock the freshest rhymes at a party

We put all the fellas in a daze

It's everyone that we amaze

And we got the master of a disco scratch

There's not a break that he can't catch

Jam Master Jay that is his name

And all wild DJ's he will tame

Behind the turntables is where he stands

Then there is the movement of his hands

So when asked who's the best, y'all should say:

"Run-D.M.C. and Jam Master Jay"

Jam Master Jay is the one in charge

It's up to him to rock beats that are truly large

He is the master of the scratch and cut

So move your arms, so move your legs

So won't you move your butt

We're not talking ground, we're not talking sky

We're not talking low, we're not talking high

We're not talking big, we're not talking small

We want all of the people on off the wall

We're not talking night, we're not talking day

But we're talking bout Jam Master Jay
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 6:55 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

The Worm's not cool?

dammit.... I need to learn some new moves...

maybe thats why they threw me out of First Ave that time for doing it.... and not because I was too wasted....
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 7:36 PM Permalink
zephyrus

The worm rox...

I can't see them throwing you out for that, unless you were doing the "Worms Gone Wild" version...
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 7:38 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I used to break to this: :eyeroll: :smile:

[ar:Eddie Murphy]

[ti:Boogie in your butt]

[la:uk]

[by:Lexington]

[00:17]In your butt

[00:22]Put the boogie in your butt

[00:23]Put, put the boogie in your butt

[00:25]In your butt

[00:29]Put the boogie in your butt

[00:32]Put, put the boogie in your butt

[00:33]I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt

[00:36]That's nasty, man

[00:37]What you talkin about

[00:38]Puttin boogie in people's butt

[00:39]Are you out yo mind or something?

[00:41]Could go to jail for doin something like that

[00:42]Step aside my friend

[00:43]I been doing it for years

[00:45]I say, sit on down, open your eyes

[00:48]And open up your ears

[00:49]Say, put a tree in your butt

[00:51]Put a bumblebee in your butt

[00:53]Put a clock in your butt

[00:55]Put a big rock in your butt

[00:57]Say, put some fleas in your butt

[00:59]Say, start to sneeze in your butt

[01:01]Say, put a tin can in your butt

[01:04]Put a little tiny man in your butt

[01:05]Say, put a light in your butt

[01:08]Say, make it right in your butt

[01:09]Say, put a TV in your butt

[01:12]Say, put me in your butt

[01:14]Everybody say

[01:13]In your butt

[01:19]Put the boogie in your butt

[01:21]Put, put the boogie in your butt

[01:23]In your butt

[01:27]Put the boogie in your butt

[01:29]Put, put the boogie in your butt

[01:31]I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,

[01:34]no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--

[01:36]You must be out your mind, man,

[01:38]y'all get paid for doing this?

[01:39]Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money

[01:41]Cause this don't sound like the kind of--

[01:43]I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,

[01:44]than put somethin in somebody's butt

[01:46]to be truthful

[01:47]Step aside my friend and let me

[01:48]show you how you do it

[01:49]When big bad E just rock rock to it

[01:52]Put a case in your butt

[01:53]Say, put a metal case in your butt

[01:55]Say, put her face in your butt

[01:57]Say, put a frown in your butt

[01:59]Say, put a clown in your butt

[02:01]Say, sit on down in your butt

[02:03]Say, put a boat in your butt

[02:05]Say, put a moat in your butt

[02:07]Put a mink coat in your butt

[02:10]Put everything in your butt

[02:11]Just start to sing about your butt

[02:14]Feels real good

[02:15]When you sing about your butt, sing

[02:16]In your butt

[02:21]Put the boogie in your butt

[02:23]Put, put the boogie in your butt

[02:27]Now wait a second, now,

[02:29]Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?

[02:30]Puttin the butt and all that stuff?

[02:32]Really?

[02:34]What's this? A 100 dollar bill?

[02:35]I get to keep this 100 dollars if

[02:37]I be puttin stuff in people's butts?

[02:39]Really? Step aside.

[02:41]Put a telephone in your butt

[02:43]Say, put some dust in your butt

[02:45]Say "it's a must" in your butt

[02:46]Say, pizza crust in your butt

[02:49]Say, put a telephone in your butt

[02:51]Put a dinosaur bone in your butt

[02:53]Put a radiator in your butt

[02:55]I'll say "see you later" in your butt

[02:56]Put an alligator in your butt

[02:59]Say, put some money in your butt

[03:01]Sure feels real funny in your butt

[03:03]Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it

[03:06]Put it in your butt

[03:08]Well, let me just say

[03:10]Put a hot cup of Brim

[03:12]Fill it to the rim

[03:14]And put it in your butt

[03:15]To the beat

[03:16]Two sugars, stuff so sweet

[03:18]In your butt

[03:23]Put the boogie in your butt

[03:25]Put, put the boogie in your butt

[03:28](sax solo)

[03:35]In your butt

[03:39]Put the boogie in your butt

[03:41]Put, put the boogie in your butt

[03:51]Put a quarter, put a penny,

[03:53]put a dime, put a nickel

[03:55]Sure do tickle

[03:57]Just put it in your butt

[03:59]Put some change in your butt

[04:01]Feels mighty strange in your butt
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 7:40 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

thats too much stuff to put in a butt....
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 8:40 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Run-DMC

My Adidas

walked through concert doors

and roamed all over coliseum floors

I stepped on stage, at Live Aid

All the people gave and the poor got paid

And out of speakers I did speak

I wore my sneakers but I'm not a sneak

My Adidas cuts the sand of a foreign land

with mic in hand I cold took command

my Adidas and me, close as can be

we make a mean team, my Adidas and me

we get around together, rhyme forever

and we won't be mad when worn in bad weather

My Adidas..

My Adidas..

My Adidas

standin on 2 Fifth St.

funky fresh and yes cold on my feet

with no shoe string in em, I did not win em

I bought em off the Ave with the black Lee denim

I like to sport em that's why I bought em

a sucker tried to steal em so I caught em and I fought em

and I walk down the street and I bop to the beat

with Lee on my legs and adidas on my feet

and now I just standin here shooting the gif

me and D and my Adidas standing on 2 Fifth

My Adidas..

My Adidas..

Now

me and my Adidas do the illest things

we like to stomp out pimps with diamond rings

we slay all suckers who perpetrate

and lay down law from state to state

we travel on gravel, dirt road or street

I wear my Adidas when I rock the beat

on stage front page every show I go

it's Adidas on my feet high top or low

My Adidas..

My Adidas..

Now the Adidas I possess for one man is rare

myself homeboy got 50 pair

got blue and black cause I like to chill

and yellow and green when it's time to get ill

got a pair that I wear when I'm playin ball

with the heal inside make me 10 feet tall

my Adidas only bring good news

and they are not used as selling shoes

they're black and white, white with black stripe

the ones I like to wear when I rock the mic

on the strength of our famous university

we took the beat from the street and put it on TV

my Adidas are seen on the movie screen

Hollywood knows we're good if you know what I mean

we started in the alley, now we chill in Cali

and I won't trade my Adidas for no beat up Bally's

My Adidas..
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 8:44 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I'm the king of rock, there is none higher

Sucker MC's should call me sire

To burn my kingdom, you must use fire

I won't stop rockin' till I retire

Now we rock the party and come correct

Our cuts are on time and rhymes connect

Got the right to vote and will elect

And other rappers can't stand us, but give us respect

They called us and said we're gettin iller

There's no one chiller

It's not Michael Jackson and this is not Thriller

As one def rapper, I know I can hang

I'm Run from Run-DMC, like Kool from Kool and the Gang

Roll to the rock, rock to the roll

DMC stands for devestating mic control

You can't touch me with a ten foot pole

And I even made the devil sell me his soul

Now we crash through walls, cut through floors

Bust through ceilings and knock down doors

And when we're on the tape, we're fresh out the box

You can hear our sound for blocks and blocks

For every living person we're a purple treat

It's me and DMC, Jay where's the beat?

Now we're the baddest of the bad, the coolest of the cool

I'm DMC, I rock and roll. I'm DJ Run, I rock and rule

It's not a Trick or Treat and it's not a April Fool

It's all brand new, never ever old school

You got the music in your body and you can't comprehend

When your mind won't wiggle and your knees will bend

Music ain't nothin but a people's jam

It's DJ Run-DMC rockin without a band

Now I walked on ice and never fell

I spent my time in a plush hotel

I stood on many stages, held many mics

Take airplane flights, at huge heights

So all you sucker MC's, you gotta say please

Cause when he jumps high, I'm pulling down weeds

Got a song so strong, it's knocking down trees

Is it hard to believe it's Run-DMC

I am from, around the way

And Run goes to school, every day

And Jay plays the records he has to play

And we get down with no delay, HEY!

I rock the party with the words I speak

And Run says the rhymes that are unique

And Jay cuts the records every day of the week

And we are the crew that can never be beat

So don't try to diss me, try to be my friend

Cause if you do, you'll get yours in the end

The rhymes we say, shall set a trend

Because a devestating rap is what we send

Every jam we play, we break two needles

There's three of us but we're not the Beatles

My name is Darryl, you can call him D

You can call me Darryl Mack, or you can call him DMC

People always ask, "DMC, what does it mean?"

D's for never dirty, MC for mostly clean

Like we said before, we rock hardcore

I'm DJ Run, I can scratch. I'm DMC, I can draw

And now we got the knack, to attract

Our rhyme's an aphrodisiac

We'll reign on your brain and rock your knot

When it comes to rock, give it all we got

To be MC's, we got what it takes

Let the poppers pop and the breakers break

We're cool cool cats, it's like that

That's the way it is, so stay the hell back

We're causin hard times, for sucker MC's

Cause they don't make no songs like these

PERIOD!
Thu, 02/09/2006 - 8:48 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Anyone know what the code is for Kid Rock tix today?

Tim?

It looks to be a MN Wild code this time

Fri, 02/10/2006 - 6:11 AM Permalink