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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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me2

missing the staind concert tonight :frown:

pouty lip
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 8:28 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

me too..... I think theres a club forming, for that...
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 8:31 AM Permalink
KITCH

I'd like to see the guy in that band that people tell me I look like
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 8:31 AM Permalink
me2

I dont recall any of them resembling a pirate frog
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 8:34 AM Permalink
zephyrus

:grin:
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 10:24 AM Permalink
KITCH



bottom right??
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 1:31 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

heh....I dont know any of their names, except Aaron...
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 1:39 PM Permalink
me2

haha - he DOES look like the pirate frog! BWAH! :sillygrin:
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 2:12 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

this should probably go in the links section, but eh... whatever...

its a local band that hasnt really started doing anything yet....

one of the guys that used to be in Flipp is with them.

http://www.thedeadcowboys.com

cool site, so far though....
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 2:15 PM Permalink
me2

speaking of cowboys!

this rocked last night- and so did becksie dancing to it :sillygrin: WHOOT! WHOOT!

Cowboy...cowboy...

Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west

Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts

Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt

Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp

And I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block

With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch

Buy yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most

Then rock that bitch up and down the coast

Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars

Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars

Sip the teajuna ...I wanna roam

Find the old town chillin' fools then come back home

Start an escort service, for all the right reasons

And set up shop at the top of four seasons

Kid Rock and I'm the real mccoy

And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a

Cowboy baby

With the top let back and the sunshine shining

Cowboy baby

West coast chillin? with the Boone's Wine

I wanna be a Cowboy baby

Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day

Cowboy baby

I can smell a pig from a mile away

I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in

It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind

Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind

I once was lost, but now I'm just blind

Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice

Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss

And if the price is right I'm gonna make my bid boy

And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me

Cowboy baby

With the top let back and the sunshine shining

Cowboy baby

West coast chillin? with the Boone's Wine

I wanna be a Cowboy baby

Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day

Cowboy baby

I can smell a pig from a mile away

Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex

Rollin' sunset woman with a bottle of Becks

Seen a slimmy in a 'vette, rolled down my glass

And said, "Yeah this dick fits right in your ass"

No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor

Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the horse

No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right

I'm gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white HUH

Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus

Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players

Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers

They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us

Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my key

I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure

I ain't straight outta compton I'm straight out the trailer

Cuss like a sailor...drink like a Mc (mick...as in Irishman)

My only words of wisdom are just, "Radio Edit." (Suck My Dick)

I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and

Keep on truckin' until it falls into motion

Cowboy

With the top let back and the sunshine shining

Cowboy

Spendin' all my time at Hollywood and Vine

Cowboy

Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day

Cowboy

I can smell a pig from a mile away

Cowboy

With the top let back and the sunshine shining

Cowboy

With the top let back and the sunshine shining

Cowboy

Hollywood and Vine
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 2:43 PM Permalink
me2

I dont know if phat pearl made this up- I dont think they did... I have never heard it and it kicked ass last night!

It was sang to the old Monster Mash tune ...

I think it went something like 'fuck you corporate america' 'fuck you' blah blah blah

any one know it?
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 2:49 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I love the video for that song.... Arnold from "Diffrent Strokes" having a fight with that Joe C. dude.... classic...

I cant wait for his show.....

When he played X-Fest a couple years ago, he had an actual trailer up on the stage that he came out of... it had Coors beer signs hanging in the windows and everything...... hopefully he does something like that again...
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 3:07 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Well that kicked ass!! It sounds a lot like his old buddy.

That was a cool web site opening for a local band Nick.
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 5:50 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I think the Monster Mash tune was separate from Fuck.

Fuck is a real tune. I heard it before they did it but can't find shit on it.

I know it tho. The chorus is something like:

Fuck - The telephone company

Fuck - National security

Fuck - The prime interest rate

And Fuck - The Secretary of State

Fuck - Union Carbide

Fuck - 3rd world genocide

Fuck - Nuclear war

And Fuck - Mary Tyler Moore

:wink: :cool:
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 5:58 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Definately.... the 2nd picture that pops up of the guys in the band, is of a guy named Randy... he's the one I referred to earlier... he along with my friend Chris set that all up, themselves.... spoke with Chris earlier today, and he's trying to set me up to help him out with roadie type stuff....and possibly setting up shows or whatever...

so far he's doing it solo, and its kicking his ass...

If you get a chance to check them out, go for it.... they're gonna be at the place listed on the site practically every friday for who knows how long starting in March....
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 6:01 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Fuck The World is another great one :cool:

you should know who thats by

I love the part: "...and fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is"

Its insane when they do that one in shows.... they stop everything and basically let the entire crowd sing it...
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 6:07 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Hell yes.....

I will own each and every single one of them...

and they will battle with the KISS action figures that I already own, when I produce my 2nd ever toy-movie.....

Shocker Toys have acquired the rights to produce GWAR action figures in Shockini form and 6-8 inch fully sculpted figures. Oderus Urungus, Flattus Maximus, Beefcake the Mighty, Jizmak Da Gusha and Balsac the Jaws of Death will be featured in the set based off their GWAR characters.

Under a license from GWAR, the GWAR action figures will retail for around $15 and will be available at specialty stores and mass retailers in summer of 2006. Each figure will come with plenty of murderous accessories and a GWAR comic book for a little reading after dark! Also to be produced will be Shockini versions of GWAR shrunk down into three-inch block figures they will kick the block figure world square in the blocks!
Sun, 02/19/2006 - 6:15 PM Permalink
mucluck

For Kitch

Granny's in the cellar, Lordy can't ya smell her,

Makin' biscuits on her wood burnin' stove,

In her eye there's some matter,

that keeps drippin' in the batter.

And she whistles as the (sniff) runs down her nose.

(chorus)

Down her nose, down her nose

She whistles as the (sniff) runs down her nose.

In her eye there's some matter,

that keeps drippin' in the batter.

And she whistles as the (sniff) runs down her nose.



Granny's in the cellar, Lordy can't ya smell her,

Makin' jelly on her wood burning stove,

There are boils on her belly,

they keep oosin' in the jelly,

And she whistles as the (sniff) runs down her nose.

(chorus)

Granny's in the cellar, Lordy can't ya smell her,

Cookin' peaches on her wood burning stove,

On her lips there are leaches,

they keep fallen' in the peaches

And she whistles as the (sniff) runs down her nose.

(chorus)

Granny's in the cellar, Lordy can't ya smell her,

Cookin' peas on her wood burning stove,

There are scabs on her knees,

they keep bleedin' in the peas

And she whistles as the (sniff) runs down her nose.

(chorus)

Granny's in the cellar, Lordy can't ya smell her,

Cookin' rice on her wood burning stove,

In her hair there is lice,

they keep fallin' in the rice

And she whistles as the (sniff) runs down her nose.

(chorus)
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 8:21 AM Permalink
zephyrus

"I Love To Say Fuck"

FUCK

Well I ain't got a fucking problem

I just love to say fuck

And I don't care who's around me

I could really give a fuck

And I don't care if you're my mother

Or my motherfucking father

I could really give a fuck now

That ain't my motherfucking problem

Oh, yeah

I love to say fuck when I'm driving in my car

Fuck when I'm walking in the fucking park

Fuck you if you don't like what I say

I love to say fuck every fucking day

Oh yeah

I love to say fuck

I love to say fuck

I love to say fuck

I love to say fuck

Well I hope I don't offend you

When I say the word fuck

I guess you had it coming to you

You're such a worthless little fuck

And I don't care if you're my mother

Or my motherfucking father

I could really give a fuck now

That ain't my motherfucking problem

Oh, yeah

I love to say fuck when I'm driving in my car

Fuck when I'm walking in the fucking park

Fuck you if you don't like what I say

I love to say fuck every fucking day

Oh yeah

I love to say fuck

I love to say fuck

I love to say fuck

I love to say fuck

Well I ain't got a fucking problem

I just love to say fuck

And I don't care who's around me

I could really give a fuck

And I don't care if you're my mother

Or my motherfucking father

I could really give a fuck now

That ain't my motherfucking problem

Oh, yeah

I love to say fuck when I'm driving in my car

Fuck when I'm walking in the fucking park

Fuck you if you don't like what I say

I love to say fuck every fucking day

Oh yeah

I love to say fuck

I love to say fuck

I love to say fuck

I love to say fuck

F.U.C.K. every fucking day (Fuck fuck fuck fuck)

F.U.C.K. every fucking day (Fuck fuck fuck fuck)

F.U.C.K. every fucking day (Fuck fuck fuck fuck)

F.U.C.K. every fucking day (Fuck fuck fuck fuck)

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

One nation under fuck with liberty fucking justice for all
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 10:37 AM Permalink
zephyrus

"Fuck Her Gently"

This is a song for the ladies

But fellas listen closely

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you've got to make some love

And fuckin give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute sally

I think I got somethin in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's fuckin teamwork

Whats your favorite posish?

That's cool with me

Its not my favorite

But I'll do it for you

Whats your favorite dish?

Im not gonna cook it

But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then I'm gonna fuck you hard

Hard
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 10:37 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Fuck 50

[GUNSHOT]

Yeah that'll do it!

Yeah

I love hiphop

I love this mutha fuckin hiphop game!

This nigga here is a little nigga man...

Stay in yo mutha fuckin' lane nigga

You fuckin wit a Don nigga

Uh Crack.. yo follow me

[HOOK:]

50 meeeeet 50 he's the fakest thug you ever seen

Curtis... Curtis Jackson

How Come he can never ever be seen

Once I got you imma give you my

My my 4 4 4 4

My my 4 4 4 4

My my 4 4 4 4

Imma give it to ya baby nice and slow

[1st Verse]

50 you gonna end up dead when you fuckin wit Crack

Talkin bout you gonna pop off... where the fuck you be at

I see MJ in the hood more than Curtis

Matter fact this beef shit is makin niggas nervous

Its gonna be families grievin every sunday service

End up with ya head popped off thanks to Curtis

But he dont care he stay locked up in the house and shit

Steroid up and he wont come up out that bitch

Is it me or Candy shop sound like magic stick??

In the video this nigga 50 bout to strip

Shakin his ass what the fuck is wrong with thisss nigga

50 dont make me... BLAPPP

Oh yeah you got 65 on ya team

And there not from southside Jamaica Queens

Their the boys in blue i just speakin the truth

Now we all see the bitch in you... Follow me

[HOOK 2X]

[Verse 2]

Now lets take it back to Vibe awards

Where that nigga disrespected and snuffed ya boss

Minute ago all i heard was G G G Unit

50 niggas ran and they didnt even do shit

Dats a shame...i was sittin right in the front

Waitin for ya niggas to dump

Where all the guns at and them teflon vests

We them Terror Squad boys you should know not to test us

Hate it or Love it the Games on top now you jealous of him

When yo shit gonna stop, you CB4

You's a bitch nigga str8 outta Locash

LA dont believe him this nigga is so ass

You diss Lean Back said my shit was a dud

Now tell me you ever seen him up in the club??

Nope...nope....Nope Shortyyyyyy

Thats right... You singin more than ya rappin now 50 that aint right

[HOOK 2X]
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 10:37 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Whoa oh oh

Ooh hooh

No No No

[Verse 1:]

See i dont, know why, i liked you so much

I gave you all, of my trust

I told you, i loved you, now thats all down the drain

Ya put me through pain, i wanna let u know that i feel

[chorus:]

Fuck what i said it dont mean shit now

Fuck the presents might as well throw em out

Fuck all those kisses, it didnt mean jack

Fuck you, you hoe, i dont want you back

Fuck what i said it dont mean shit now

Fuck the presents might as well throw em out

Fuck all those kisses it didnt mean jack

Fuck you, you hoe, i dont want you back

[verse 2:]

You thought, you could

Keep this shit from me, yeah

Ya burnt bitch, i heard the story

Ya played me, ya even gave him head

Now ya askin for me back

Ya just another hag, look elsewhere

Cuz ya done with me

Fuck what i said it dont mean shit now

Fuck the presents might as well throw em out

Fuck all those kisses it didnt mean jack

Fuck you, you hoe, i dont want you back

Fuck what i said it dont mean shit now

Fuck the presents might as well throw em out

Fuck all those kisses it didnt mean jack

Fuck you, you hoe, i dont want you back

Oh oh Oh oh

Uh hun yeah

Oh oh Oh oh

Uh hun yeah

Oh oh Oh oh

Uh hun yeah

Oh oh Oh oh

Uh hun yeah

Ya questioned, did i care

You could ask anyone, i even said

Ya were my great one

Now its, over, but i truly mean im sad

It hurt real bad, i cant sweat that, cuz i loved a hoe

Fuck what i said it dont mean shit now

Fuck the presents might as well throw em out

Fuck all those kisses it didnt mean jack

Fuck you, you hoe, i dont want you back

Oh oh Oh oh

Uh hun yeah

Oh oh Oh oh

Uh hun yeah

Oh oh Oh oh

Uh hun yeah

Oh oh Oh oh

Uh hun yeah

[Until the end]
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 10:38 AM Permalink
zephyrus

[Kurupt]

First line when up

Second line set forth

Third line of tactic

It's like that nigga

Gangsta shit, Frewrecktifying all the time

Tray Deee, Tray Deee such a way G call him Tray G

Now what chou gonna be about that?

Eastsidaz, West Coast, Dogg Pound Gangsta¡­ville Crippin

[Tray Dee]

You don't wanna see us when we kick up dust

Tray Deee, X-man, and Kingpin Kurupt

Stay givin it up, stray Crippin and Chucks

Straight sippin with blunts and not givin a fuck

DPG'd up, first niggas to dump

Soldiers slash cash in over for the bitches I bust

Dog ¡®em out and talk ¡®bout how I touched the guts

Never ate it just skated once I bust the nut

Cold feelin hold children for hostage profits

Mob shit, witness how hot the glocks spit

Drop bitch niggas trynna give us hassles

On they ass like the return of the jackals

Act on them folks, West Coast then lokes

Open quotes and homies know to go for broke

Frontline, full-time, do or die the code

Muthafuckas take cover when my .9 explode

[Chorus]

You don't wanna fuck with us

Cus if the war's on nigga step in the war zone

You don't wanna fuck with us

We blast till we outta here, come back with no chrome

You don't wanna fuck with us

Stuff you in the same bed and keep your whores on

You don't wanna fuck with us

With glocks, 45s, Tech 9s you aint ready nigga

[Kurupt]

Yeah Tray Deee, he away G

Smashin on these little bitch niggas daily

Talkin ¡®bout what it can or can't be

With his young homies Kurupt and X to the Z

Call the shot and I'm the first one loaded up first one

Dumpin out the truck, Kurupt don't give a fuck

It's how the West Coast riders ride

Livin life nothing nice on the dice I'm

Livin life homicidal, domicidal with the dome arrival

With Goldie's star way 380 and Tray's rifle

Snoop's berretta or the Mack 11 from Kevin

Holler at the Reverend and look up to heaven

The hours rushed, and the cannons bust

Don't fuck with Tray Deee exit Kurupt

Turn the page to exodus

And read the first line in parenthesis about war with us, fool

[Chorus]

You don't wanna fuck with us

Cus if the war's on nigga step in the war zone

You don't wanna fuck with us

We blast till we outta here, come back with no chrome

You don't wanna fuck with us

Stuff you in the same bed and keep your whores on

You don't wanna fuck with us

With glocks, 45s, Tech 9s you aint ready nigga

[Xzibit]

I bring a whole new meaning to hip hop

Come from the hip hop hot state to state from the state cops

Niggas fallin off like flip-flops

My shit knock, never gon' take my spot

Get the dick snot

Dead lock, red dot paid up dues

Ate up fools who really had nothin to prove

Never gon' lose, abuse booze, follow the rules

Getting locked in the gates of this L.A. zoo

You take this shit between two ?? like I do

How the fuck I'm supposed to be scared of you?

I aint never gon' spit what I'm prepared to do

Cus I'm the first one they arrestin when this shit come true

Later for that, niggas stab straight for your back

If you let ¡®em close, so I propose a toast

To all the bitch made paradin niggas on my dick

Y'all can look, listen and hate, but can't stop shit

[Chorus]

You don't wanna fuck with us

Cus if the war's on nigga step in the war zone

You don't wanna fuck with us

We blast till we outta here, come back with no chrome

You don't wanna fuck with us

Stuff you in the same bed and keep your whores on

You don't wanna fuck with us

With glocks, 45s, Tech 9s you aint ready nigga

Nigga yeah

You don't wanna fuck with us

You don't wanna fuck with us

You don't wanna fuck with us
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 10:38 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Fuck The World Lyrics

(feat. Digital Underground)

[Shock G sings the parts in {} throughout]

[2Pac]

Haha, what you say?

Who you callin rapist? Ain't that a bitch

You devils, are so two faceted

Wanna see me locked in chains, dropped in shame

and gettin stalked by these crooked cops a-gain

Fuckin with the young black male, tryin to stack mail

and umm, stay away from the packed jails

I told the judge I'm in danger

and that's why I had that fo'-five with one in the chamber

Fuck the world!

[Chorus: 2Pac]

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

I woke up screamin, "Fuck the world!"

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

Just woke up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

Uhh, I woke up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"

{They're tryin to say that I don't care}

Just got up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"

[2Pac]

When I was comin up rough that wasn't even what you called it

That's why I smoke blunts now and run with alcoholics

I'm gettin, threats to me, comin from my enemies

And, in they dreams it's, Hell where they sendin me

Have I, lost control or just another soul

A car full of motherfuckers when we roll

Sippin on yak as I sit back (YES!) life as a big mack

Brothers come up and say, "You did that?" {uhh, uhh, uhh}

Never take yo' eyes off the prize, and even if you gettin high

don't ever hesitate to try

Cause you can fall off or stay ballin, niggaz we all in

And them my motherfuckers callin {ohh, ohh, ohh}

Fuck the world!

[Chorus: 2Pac]

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

I woke up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

Just woke up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

I got up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

I woke up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

[2Pac]

Man, fuck the world..

Damn, they wanna label me a menace

cause I'm sittin here sippin on Guinness

Weighin 165, and these tricks should die

for bein jealous of a brother when he rides

I can see it in yo' eyes, you wanna see a young playa fallin

They hate to see a nigga ballin

Some of you suckers is rottin, plottin on what I got

And then you wonder why I shot him (boo-ya!)

Stop givin game for free, you wanna hang with me

like being a thug is the thang to be?

But I got love for my homies, the G's and macks

And if you're black, you better stay strapped

Nigga, fuck the world!

[Chorus: 2Pac]

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

I woke up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"

{They try to say that I don't care}

I woke up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

Got up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"

Haha, fuck the world! Fuck it

I hear my niggaz screamin fuck the world!

[2Pac]

They wanna know if I claim the click, that I'm hangin with

and if I'm down with this bangin shit

Well homie I don't give a fuck if you Blood or Cuz

Long as ya got love for thugs

But don't try to test me out, stall that

Homie this is Thug Life nigga and we all strapped

I been through, Hell and back, and if I, fell black

then it's, back to the corner where we sell crack

Some of you niggaz is bustas; you runnin 'round

with these tramp=ass bitches, don't trust her

But don't cry, this world ain't prepared for us

A straight thug motherfucker who ain't scared to bust

Fuck the world!

[Chorus: 2Pac Humpty Hump/Shock G]

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

I woke up and screamed, "Fuck the world!"

{They're tryin to say that I don't care}

I woke up screamin, "Fuck the world!" [Uhh!]

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

{They tryin to say that I don't care}

I woke up screamin, "Fuck the world!"

{Yeah what's goin on y'all?}

{Uhh, uhh, uhh..} Fuck the world!

[Shock G singing ]

I don't care.. I don't care, I don't care! [fades]
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 10:39 AM Permalink
zephyrus

THE UNSEEN

"Fuck the KKK"

Fuck the Ku Klux Klan

Fuck Luis Farrakhan

Fuck religious hate in any way

Fuck the KKK

Fuck the KKK

Fuck their burning cross

Fuck their ugly robes

Fuck their nigger lynching patrol

Fuck the Aryan race

This world is a disgrace

Fuck the Christian Klan

Jesus was a fucking Jew

Fuck the KKK

Fuck their burning cross

Fuck their ugly robes

Fuck their nigger lynching patrol

You want niggers to pack their bags

Fuck your confederate flag

The only flag you'll see with me

Is the flag of anarchy

Fuck the KKK
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 10:40 AM Permalink
zephyrus

I love to say fuck.
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 10:40 AM Permalink
Pay Me

WHAT THE FUCK?
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 10:59 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Damn!

THAT
is a collection....
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 11:27 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

ICP - Fuck The World

[Violent J]

Fuck. Fuck this shit.

Fuckin give it to me.

[Chorus:]

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Say fuck the world! (Fuck the world!)

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

Fuck em all! (Fuck em all!)

[Violent J]

Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us

Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus

Fuck Darius

Fuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east

Eat shit and die, or fuck off at least

Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers

Kings and Queens and gold jewelers

Fuck wine coolers

Fuck chickens, fuck ducks

Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks

Fuck critics, fuck your review

Even if you like me, fuck you

Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma

Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama

Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump

You probably like it in the rump

Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes

Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you

[Chorus X 2]

[Violent J]

Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera

Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker

Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already

Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady

My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do?

(Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too

Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes

In this song I say fuck ninety three times

Fuck the president, fuck your welfare

Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear

Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck

You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?!

Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco

Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco

And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic

I'm like fuck you, AHHHHH!!!!

[Chorus X 2]

[Violent J]

Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick

You both make me sick, suck my dick

Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it

And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is

Fuck everybody in the hemisphere

Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here

You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on

Jefferson? FUCK HIM!

Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha

Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia

Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you

Fuck the police and the 5-0 too

Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe

Fuck everybody inside

Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother

Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way

And fuck Violent J!
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 11:32 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Slipknot - Surfacing

FUCK YOU ALL!

Running out of ways to run

I can't see, I can't be

Over and over and under my skin

All this attention is DOING ME IN!

FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD!

FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!

DON'T BELONG! DON'T EXIST!

DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!

Picking through the parts exposed

Taking shape, taking shag

Over and over and under my skin

All this MOMENTUM is DOING ME IN!

FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD!

FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!

DON'T BELONG! DON'T EXIST!

DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!

and don't you fuckin' touch me

You got all my love, livin' in your own hate

Drippin' hole man, hard step, no fate

Show you nuthin', but I ain't holdin' back

Every damn word I say is a sneak attack

When I get my hands on you

Ain't a fucking thing you can do

Get this cuz you're never gonna get me

I am the very disease you pretend to be

I am the push that makes you move (x4)

FUCK IT ALL! FUCK THIS WORLD!

FUCK EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR!

DON'T BELONG! DON'T EXIST!

DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

DON'T EVER JUDGE ME!(X2)
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 11:33 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Soulfly (featuring Corey Taylor from Slipknot) - Jumpdafuckup

Jumpdafuckup!

Muthafucka u don't understand

All my hate!

Muthafucka u don't understand

All my rage!

Muthafucka u don't understand

All my pain!

Muthafucka u don't understand...

You seem to sever all my frequencies

I'm tethered to your energies

And everything turns inside out

I can't be killed but I'm not too proud

Maybe you would like to peek through the curtain

At the same mistake you know you always make

But...all I really want to know is

Are you gonna lay the fuck back down

Or jump da fuck up?

Walking in da streets and looking at all this shit

I'm full of hate, don't fuck with me

Walking in da streets and looking at all this shit

Open up your eyes and fucking see

We got the tribe against society

We got to fight the real enemy

Get da fuck up, stand da fuck up

Back da fuck up

All this is making things a bit insane

And I don't care who stares or stays

The only thing that matters is

Will you reach out if you can't resist?

Maybe you don't give a shit for the rest of us

But if you do, the time is now, if it ever was

If you're gonna fight, whatcha gonna do?

Jump da fuck up!

Muthafucka u don't understand

All my hate!

Muthafucka u don't understand

All my rage!

Muthafucka u don't understand

All my pain!

Muthafucka u don't understand...

How dare you single out my honesty

Compare me to your travesties

I only want to see you fight

The darkness you wanna live your life by

And if you're gonna quit

I don't give a shit

What the fuck, I'm a Mack truck

Are you gonna give up like a bitch

Or jump da fuck up?

Walking in da streets and looking at all this shit

I'm full of hate, don't fuck with me

Walking in da streets and looking at all this shit

Open up your eyes and fucking see

We got the tribe against society

We got to fight the real enemy

Get da fuck up, stand da fuck up

Muthafuckaaaaaaaarrggghhhh

I'm a self-destructive piece of shit

Smear me in

I don't owe you a goddamn thing

This life has never had the swing

I don't wanna be immortal or legend or anything

Cuz the longer I'm alive, the better off you'll be

Get ready for epitome, come on and pity me...

Will you kill me if I say please?

I'm the same old reasons not to try

What the hell

Beat to death with a shovel and a new smell

Come and get me, mom would never let me do it

I'm ruined, I don't want anything from you

Cuz I've got nothing left to prove, c'mon

My time, everything feels fine, goodbye

Killing from the inside
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 11:35 AM Permalink
Clue Master

<edited because I'm too slow at getting lyrics> :sheepish:

Great minds Nick. :smile:
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 11:36 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Okay....I'm done...

I think we're gonna get in trouble, man.
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 11:38 AM Permalink
KITCH

:wink:
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 11:39 AM Permalink
zephyrus

the devil made me do it.

Mon, 02/20/2006 - 7:21 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Your avatar made me do it :eyeroll:
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 7:26 PM Permalink
zephyrus

She is a scary chic... I may have to change it soon, so I don't feel compelled to do nasty things... I mean, she IS quite a looker... Oooh...I am gonna go take another shower. How long does it take for the hot water to recuperate??? I ran it out 5 minutes ago thinking about her...um, I mean, I was dirty. Very dirty...
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 7:54 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Is that a suicide belt strapped to that chicks head?

It should be if it's not.
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 7:59 PM Permalink
zephyrus

she appears to be very intelligent. I am sure that it is to keep her brain from swelling and cracking her skull. Maybe she was too late.
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 8:05 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker

Suicide is slow with liquor

Take a bottle, drown your sorrows

Then it floods away tomorrows

away tomorrows

Evil thoughts and evil doings

Cold, alone you hang in ruins

Thought that you'd escape the Reaper

You can't escape the Master Keeper

'Cause you feel life's unreal and you're living a lie

Such a shame who's to blame and you're wondering why

Then you ask from your cask is there life after birth

What you sow can mean Hell on this earth

Hell on this earth

Now you live inside a bottle

The Reaper's traveling at full throttle

It's catching you but you don't see

The Reaper's you and the Reaper is me

Breaking laws, locking doors

But there's no one at home

Made your bed, rest your head

But you lie there and moan

Where to hide, Suicide is the only way out

Don't you know what it's really about

Repeat 1st verse
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 8:06 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

It looks like one of those paper, stapled together party hats that you get when you have a b-day party at McDonalds....

speaking of which...

I need to figure out what i'm gonna do for my b-day next month....

I was going to rent a bar and throw myself a surprise party.... but I dont think I'll have the loot in time to pull that off
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 10:28 PM Permalink
me2

yup-thats the one ...it seemed like it was sung to a slow version of the monster mash- I loved it!!!!
Mon, 02/20/2006 - 11:56 PM Permalink
camocrue68

Highway To Hell

Livin' easy, lovin' free

Season ticket on a one way ride

Asking nothing, leave me be

Taking everything in my stride



Don't need reason, don't need rime

Ain't nothing I would rather do

Going down, for a time

My friends are gonna be there too





I'm on the highway to hell



No more stop signs, speed limit

Nobody's gonna slow me down

Like a wheel gonna spin it

Nobody's gonna mess me around



Hey Satan, paid my dues

I'm playing in a rockin' band

Hey Mamma, look at me

I'm on the way to the promised land





I'm on the highway to hell

Don't stop me

I'm on the highway to hell

And I'm going down all the way

I'm on the highway to hell
Tue, 02/21/2006 - 5:58 AM Permalink
Clue Master

You're working in bars

Riding in cars

Never gonna give it for free

Your apartment with a view

On the finest avenue

Looking at your beat on the street

You're always pushing, shoving

Satisfied with nothing

You bitch, you must be getting old

So stop your love on the road

All your digging for gold

You make me wonder

Yes I wonder, I wonder

Honey, whaddya do for money?

Honey, whaddya do for money?

Where you get your kicks?

You're loving on the take

And you're always on the make

Squeezing all the blood out of men

They're all standing in a queue

Just to spend the night with you

It's business as usual again

You're always grabbin', stabbin'

Trying to get it back in

But girl you must be getting slow

So stop your love on the road

All your digging for gold

You make me wonder

Yes I wonder, yes I wonder

Honey, whaddya do for money?

Honey, whaddya do for money?

Yeah, whaddya do for money honey, how you get your kicks?

Whaddya do for money honey, how you get your licks?

Go

Yeow

Honey, whaddya do for money?

I said, Honey, whaddya do for money?

oh ho honey

Oh honey

Whaddya do for money?

What you gonna do

Honey

Oh yeah honey

Whaddya do for money?

What you gonna do?

Awww, what you gonna do?
Tue, 02/21/2006 - 6:20 AM Permalink
camocrue68

HEAVEN AND HELL

Sing me a song, you're a singer

Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil

The devil is never a maker

The less that you give, you're a taker

So it's on and on and on, it's heaven and hell, oh well





The lover of life's not a sinner

The ending is just a beginner

The closer you get to the meaning

The sooner you'll know that you're dreaming



So it's on and on and on,

oh it's on and on and on

It goes on and on and on, heaven and hell

I can tell, fool, fool!





Well if it seems to be real, it's illusion

For every moment of truth,

there's confusion in life

Love can be seen as the answer,

but nobody bleeds for the dancer

And it's on and on, on and on and on....



They say that life's a carousel

Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well

The world is full of kings and queens

Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams

It's heaven and hell, oh well



And they'll tell you black is really white

The moon is just the sun at night

And when you walk in golden halls

You get to keep the gold that falls

It's heaven and hell, oh no!

Fool, fool!

You've got to bleed for the dancer!

Fool, fool!

Look for the answer!

Fool, fool, fool!
Tue, 02/21/2006 - 10:34 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Artist: Deep Purple Lyrics

 Song: Knocking At Your Backdoor Lyrics

Sweet Lucy was a dancer

But none of us would chance her

Because she was a Samurai

She made electric shadows

Beyond our fingertips

And none of us could reach that high

She came on like a teaser

I had to touch and please her

Enjoy a little paradise

The log was in my pocket

When Lucy met the Rockett

And she never knew the reason why

I can't deny it

With that smile on her face

It's not the kill

It's the thrill of the chase

Feel it coming

It's knocking at the door

You know it's no good running

It's not against the law

The point of no return

And now you know the score

And now you're learning

What's knockin' at your back door

Sweet Nancy was so fancy

To get into her pantry

Had to be the aristocracy

The members that she toyed with

At her city club

Were something in diplomacy

So we put her on the hit list

Of a common cunning linguist

A master of many tongues

And now she eases gently

From her Austin to her Bentley

Suddenly she feels so young
Tue, 02/21/2006 - 1:32 PM Permalink
zephyrus

You are all going to hell. I read it on a website. This foul music should not be tolerated. You should be listening to good natured wholesome music like me.

Jesus loves me! This I know,

For the Bible tells me so;

Little ones to Him belong,

They are weak but He is strong.

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

The Bible tells me so.

Jesus loves me! He who died,

Heaven's gate to open wide;

He will wash away my sin,

Let His little child come in.

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

The Bible tells me so.

Jesus loves me! loves me still,

When I'm very weak and ill;

From His shining throne on high,

Comes to watch me where I lie.

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

The Bible tells me so.

Jesus loves me! He will stay,

Close beside me all the way;

He's prepared a home for me,

And some day His face I'll see.

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

Yes, Jesus loves me!

The Bible tells me so.

Tue, 02/21/2006 - 2:06 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Naaaahhh... I can't do it...

Listen to what you want...

An unforeseen future nestled somewhere in time.

Unsuspecting victims no warnings, no signs.

Judgment day the second coming arrives.

Before you see the light you must die.

Forgotten children, conform a new faith,

Avidity and lust controlled by hate.

[the] never ending search for your shattered sanity,

Souls of damnation in their own reality.

Chaos rampant,

An age of distrust.

Confrontations.

Impulsive habitat.

Bastard sons beget your cunting daughters,

Promiscuous mothers with your incestuous fathers.

Engreat souls condemned for [all] eternity,

Sustained by immoral observance a domineering deity.

Chaos rampant,

An age of distrust.

Confrontations.

Impulsive sabbath.

On and on, south of heaven [x 4]

Lead: king

The root of all evil is the heart of a black soul.

A force that has lived all eternity.

A never ending search for a truth never told.

The loss of all hope and your dignity.

Chaos rampant,

An age of distrust.

Confrontations.

Impulsive habitat.

On and on, south of heaven [x 4]
Tue, 02/21/2006 - 2:07 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Yes South Side of the Sky Lyrics

A river a mountain to be crossed

The sunshine in mountains sometimes lost

Around the south side so cold that we cried

Were we ever colder on that day a million

Miles away

It seemed from all eternity

Move forward was my friend's only cry

In deeper to somewhere we could lie

And rest forthe the day with cold in the way

Were we ever colder on that day a million

Miles away

It seemed from all eternity

The moments seemed lost in all the noise

A snow storm a stimulating voice

Of warmth of the sky of warmth when you die

Were we ever warmer on that day a million

Miles away

We seemed from all eternity

The sunshine in mountains sometimes lost

The river can disregard the cost

And melt in the sky warmth when you die

Were we ever warmer on that day a million miles away

We seemed from all of eternity
Tue, 02/21/2006 - 4:48 PM Permalink