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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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me2

Kid Rock is sexy as hell
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 6:39 AM Permalink
Clue Master

A pre sale code would be sexy as hell right now :smile:

I can't find shit and I'm signed up for everything under the sun for these types of things. :eyeroll: :frown:
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 6:52 AM Permalink
KITCH

After careful analysis of this footage, it seems that when Madonna first appears she is a mere video projection, only to later appear on stage wearing a purple corset and mid-calf-length tights. Smoke and mirrors--- smoke and mirrors.
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 6:59 AM Permalink
Clue Master

That was kinda obvious but it's cool nonetheless huh?
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 7:02 AM Permalink
KITCH

ya...I think she's going to be the "tina turner" of our generation...
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 7:04 AM Permalink
Clue Master

(rod stewart)

WhoÂ’s that knocking on my door

ItÂ’s gotta be a quarter to four

Is it you again coming Â’round for more

Well you can love me tonight if you want

But in the morning make sure youÂ’re gone

IÂ’m talkinÂ’ to you

Hot legs, wearing me out

Hot legs, you can scream and shout

Hot legs, are you still in school

I love you honey

Gotta most persuasive tongue

You promise all kinds of fun

But what you donÂ’t understand

IÂ’m a working man

Gonna need a shot of vitamin e

By the time youÂ’re finished with me

IÂ’m talking to you

Hot legs, youÂ’re an alley cat

Hot legs, you scratch my back

Hot legs, bring your mother too

I love you honey

Imagine how my daddy felt

In your jet black suspender belt

Seventeen years old

HeÂ’s touching sixty four

You got legs right up to your neck

YouÂ’re making me a physical wreck

IÂ’m talking to you

Hot legs, in your satin shoes

Hot legs, are you still in school

Hot legs, youÂ’re making me a fool

I love you honey

Hot legs, making your mark

Hot legs, keep my pencil sharp

Hot legs, keep your hands to yourself

I love you honey

Hot legs, youÂ’re wearing me out

Hot legs, you can scream and shout

Hot legs, youÂ’re still in school

I love you honey
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 7:06 AM Permalink
Clue Master

You got legs right up to your neck YouÂ’re making me a physical wreck

heh

 :pbpt:



I wonder if a friend of his had some influence with that song? :smile:
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 7:07 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Heh

I figured it out after only 4 attempts.

Rock

Devil

Cowboy

Detriot
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 9:28 AM Permalink
camocrue68

A Camo Crue Favorite!!!

Whoo, alright

My heater's broke and I'm so tired

I need some fuel to build a fire

The girl next door, her lights are out, yeah

The landlord's gone, I'm down and out



Ooh, it's cold gin time again

You know it'll always win

Cold gin time again

You know it's the only thing

That keeps us together, ow



It's time to leave and get another quart

Around the corner at the liquor store

Haha, the cheapest stuff is all I need

To get me back on my feet again



Ooh, it's cold gin time again

You know it'll always win

It's cold gin time again

You know it's the only thing

That keeps us together, ow



Whoa yeah

Ooh, it's cold gin time again

You know it'll always win

It's cold gin time again

You know it's the only thing

That keeps us together, ow
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 9:45 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Heavy Stuff! I have a hard time not extending my tongue while reading that. :smile:
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 9:46 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

whats up with all the rod stewart stuff?

Oh well...

heres Nicks pick.

I sing the chorus part in the shower, all the time. :cool:

She sits alone waiting for suggestions

He's so nervous avoiding all her questions

His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding

Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking?

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, let me know

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on, honey, tell me so

He's acting shy looking for an answer

Come on, honey, let's spend the night together

Now hold on a minute before we go much further

Give me a dime so I can phone my mother

They catch a cab to his high rise apartment

At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, let me know

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on, honey, tell me so

His heart's beating like a drum

'Cause at last he's got his girl home

Relax, baby, now we are alone

[break]

They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing

Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking

Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining

They got each other, neither one's complaining

He say's I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee

Never mind, sugar, we can watch the early movie

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on, sugar, let me know

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on, honey, tell me so

Tell me so, baby
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 11:28 AM Permalink
me2

GULP- coffee spew! :sheepish: :sillygrin: :eek:
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 1:01 PM Permalink
camocrue68

I like the last line! (Fade out with evil laughter)



Master of Puppets

End of passion play, crumbling away

I'm your source of self-destruction

Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear

Leading on your death's construction



[Chorus:]

Taste me you will see

more is all you need

you're dedicated to

how I'm killing you



Come crawling faster

obey your Master

your life burns faster

obey your Master

Master



Master of Puppets I'm pulling your strings

twisting your mind and smashing your dreams

Blinded by me, you can't see a thing

Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream

Master



Master

Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream

Master

Master



[End Chorus]

Needlework the way, never you betray

life of death becoming clearer

Pain monopoly, ritual misery

chop your breakfast on a mirror



[Chorus]

Master, Master, Where's the dreams that I've

been after?

Master, Master, You promised only lies

Laughter, Laughter, All I hear and see is

laughter

Laughter, Laughter, laughing at my cries



Hell is worth all that, natural habitat

just a rhyme without a reason

Neverending maze, drift on numbered days

now your life is out of season



[Chorus]

[Fade out with evil laughter]
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 1:38 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I like any tune with the word Master in it. Especially that one.

Are they coming? I was checking out seating for Kid Rock at the X and it had a seating chart for Metallica in the drop down.
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 2:14 PM Permalink
camocrue68

Here is the only info I have seen so far

METALLICA: More 'Escape From The Studio '06' Tour Dates Announced - Feb. 7, 2006

METALLICA have posted the following message on their official web site:

"We had such a great time when we did this back in the day in '95, which was . . . eh, like we had planned for '06, a year dedicated to nothing but writing and recording . . . Oh well how the best laid plans can change. So when we were asked, we figured why not do it again!!! Escape from the studio once more and spend our summer vacation hanging out at the coolest live music festivals on the planet.

"Here's what we have so far:

Jun. 03 - Nurburgring, GER - Rock Am Ring Festival

Jun. 04 - Nurnberg, GER - Rock Im Park Festival

Jun. 08 - Arnhem, NETH - Gelredome

Jun. 10 - Donington, UK - Download Festival

Jun. 11 - Dublin, IRE - Download Festival

"Please understand that we're making this up as we go along. We wanna keep you as in the loop as possible, but this shit is literally happening as we are typing, so please watch this space for more info as we get it regarding support acts, potential additional dates, change of something or other not expected as these VERY words are being typed, etc."
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 2:22 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Nice find CC68! Thanks
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 3:13 PM Permalink
zephyrus

It would be a lot better if this was 1992, and they only played music from that era or earlier...
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 6:57 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

speaking of 1992.... and Kid Rock and all..

hey.... Clue Master i dont know how much of ICP's stuff you've got.... but if you have "Carnival Of Carnage", check out the song "Is That You?".....

thats a classic one.... back when the painted ones used to hang with the Kid.....

I'd post the lyrics in here, but I hate to censor good stuff. :cool:

I love that Detroit music history....

all those guys out there are linked to eachother somehow...

I could spend hours giving the run down of how different people know other guys, and why different people have beef with other people
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 11:14 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Aren't Kiss and Terrible Ted from Detriot too?
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 11:16 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Kiss, yes.....

Ted, i'm not sure about
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 11:24 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Detroit Rock City.....

I love that flick...

I may have to dig that out and watch it tonight..
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 11:26 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I should go back to reviewing CD's for someplace.....

I used to do that stuff back in like... 00, 01 or there abouts for a couple places....
Fri, 02/10/2006 - 11:28 PM Permalink
me2

Hey Nick, if you find it - let me borrow it!

and a little late but I just got the email last night on Kid Rock tix- WTH is with 24 hour notice? They should be sending emails out a week in advance!
Sat, 02/11/2006 - 10:03 AM Permalink
diggin4it

anyone got an extra ticket to Stained at the Myth coming up?
Sat, 02/11/2006 - 10:26 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

you serious?

If you're going to be at AW's pre-dig tomorrow, I can bring it for you, there...

It was a steal when I got it.... it was in one of those discount VHS bins at Rainbow Foods....
Sat, 02/11/2006 - 10:53 AM Permalink
me2

please bring it- thank you
Sat, 02/11/2006 - 10:57 AM Permalink
diggin4it

WN - a ticket! please please!!! me2 meet u there?!
Sat, 02/11/2006 - 3:12 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

wait... huh? a ticket?

Im confused
Sat, 02/11/2006 - 4:26 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Ted Nugent, Rock Musician

* Born: 13 December 1948

    * Birthplace: Detroit, Michigan

    * Best Known As: Bowhunting rock guitarist
Sat, 02/11/2006 - 6:32 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Best Known As: Bowhunting rock guitarist

That about sums him up, too.... ha...
Sat, 02/11/2006 - 9:29 PM Permalink
KITCH

There's a fruit store on our street

It's run by a Greek.

And he keeps good things to eat

But you should hear him speak!

When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".

He just "yes"es you to death,

And as he takes your dough, he tells you...

"Yes! We have no bananas

We have no bananas today!!

We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions

And all kinds of fruit and say

We have an old fashioned toMAHto

A Long Island poTAHto, but

Yes! We have no bananas

We have no bananas today!"

Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,

"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."

When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.

Someone asked for "sparrow grass"

and then the whole quartet

All answered:

"Yes, we have no bananas

We have-a no bananas today.

Just try those coconuts

Those wall-nuts and doughnuts

There ain't many nuts like they.

We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,

Dark brown, and ball-bearing.

But yes, we have no bananas

We have no bananas today."

saw a lady sing this tonite ...song never ended......
Sat, 02/11/2006 - 9:30 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Hopefully she wasnt singing it at the grocery store....

I'd be forced to hand her a banana, to end the song.

As far as i'm concerned, the only song that contains the word "banana" that should be sung anyplace, is that "I aint no holla-back girl" one by Gwen Stefani.....hahaha
Sat, 02/11/2006 - 9:33 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Neil Young - Everybody knows this is nowhere

I think I'd like to go

back home

And take it easy

There's a woman that

I'd like to get to know

Living there

Everybody seems to wonder

What it's like down here

I gotta get away

from this day-to-day

running around,

Everybody knows

this is nowhere.

Everybody, everybody knows

Everybody knows.

Every time I think about

back home

It's cool and breezy

I wish that I could be there

right now

Just passing time.

Everybody seems to wonder

What it's like down here

I gotta get away

from this day-to-day

running around,

Everybody knows

this is nowhere.

Everybody, everybody knows

Everybody knows.
Sun, 02/12/2006 - 1:39 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Elton John - Tiny Dancer

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band

Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man

Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand

And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand

Jesus freaks out in the street

Handing tickets out for God

Turning back she just laughs

The boulevard is not that bad

Piano man he makes his stand

In the auditorium

Looking on she sings the songs

The words she knows, the tune she hums

But oh how it feels so real

Lying here with no one near

Only you and you can hear me

When I say softly, slowly

Hold me closer tiny dancer

Count the headlights on the highway

Lay me down in sheets of linen

you had a busy day today

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band

Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man

Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand

And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
Sun, 02/12/2006 - 1:41 AM Permalink
me2

thats nice nick
Sun, 02/12/2006 - 9:42 AM Permalink
me2

this is one of the best new songs right now!!

I love it!


Just hear me out

If it's not perfect I'll perfect it till my heart explodes

I highly doubt

I can make it through another of your episodes

Lashing out

One of the petty moves you pull before you lose control

You wear me out

But it's all right now

Lets go home and get stoned

We could end up makin love instead of misery

Go home and get stoned

Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me

You wear me out (We could end up making love instead of misery)

But it's all right now

Without a doubt

The break up is worth the make up sex you're givin me

Lets hash it out

Cause your bitchin and your yellin don't mean anything

Don't count me out

I can handle all the baggage that you're carrying

You wear me out

But it's all right now

Let's go home and get stoned

We could end up makin love instead of misery

Go home and get stoned

Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me

You wear me out (We could end up makin love instead of misery)

But it's alright now

Lets go home and get stoned

We could end up makin love instead of misery

Go home and get stoned

Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me

Go home and get stoned

We could end up making love instead of misery

Go home and get stoned

Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me

You wear me out

(We could end up makin love instead of misery)

But it's all right now

(Cause the sex is so much better when you're mad at me)

Lets go home and get stoned

Lets go home and get stoned

Lets go home and get stoned

Lets go home and get stoned
Sun, 02/12/2006 - 9:48 AM Permalink
me2

Its just as great as this one!!!

I like your pants around your feet

And I like the dirt that's on your knees

And I like the way you still say please

While you're looking up at me

You're like my favourite damn disease

And I love the places that we go

And I love the people that you know

And I love the way you can't say no

Too many long lines in a row

I love the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

I like the freckles on your chest

And I like the way you like me best

And I like the way you're not impressed

While you put me to the test

I like the white stains on your dress

And I love the way you pass the check

And I love the good times that you wreck

And I love your lack of self-respect

While you passed out on the deck

I love my hands around your neck

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

(Why not before, you never tried)

(Gone for good, and this is it)

I like your pants around your feet

And I like the dirt that's on your knees

And I like the way you still say please

While you're looking up at me

You're like my favourite damn disease

And I hate the places that we go

And I hate the people that you know

And I hate the way you can't say no

Too many long lines in a row

I hate the powder on your nose

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

And now I know who you are

It wasn't that hard, just to figure you out

(Now I did, you wonder why)

(Why not before, you never tried)

(Gone for good, and this is it)
Sun, 02/12/2006 - 9:58 AM Permalink
me2

I know I've been mistaken

But just give me a break and see the changes that I've made

I've got some imperfections

But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face

But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting

You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting

And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting

Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting

I hope you're not intending

To be so condescending it's as much as i can take

and you're so independent

you just refuse to bend so I keep bending till I break

But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting

You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting

And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting

Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting

I've made a commitment

I'm willing to bleed for you

I needed fulfillment

I found what I need in you

Why can't you just forgive me

I don't want to relive all the mistakes I've made along the way

But I always find a way to keep you right here waiting

I always find the words to say to keep you right here waiting

But you always find a way

To keep me right here waiting

You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting

And if I chose to walk away would you be right here waiting

Searching for the things to say to keep me right here waiting
Sun, 02/12/2006 - 10:04 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Staind.... nice.... i used to hate those guys, until I saw them live at X-Fest one year...

It was at night, outside, and it was raining.... good times....

the year before that, we were supposed to be in the VIP area for Slipknot, and Staind was playing before them..... we had to wait under the stage for them to get done.... I'll never forget - when they started to play "mud-shovel" - the entire stage was shaking, because of the bass...... felt like we were in an earthquake......
Sun, 02/12/2006 - 10:20 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Staind - Mudshovel

You take away

I feel the same

You take away

I feel the same

All the promises you made to me you made in vain

I lost myself inside your tainted smile again

Cause you can't feel my ANGER

You can't feel my pain

You can't feel my torment

Driving me insane

I can't fight these feelings they will bring you pain

You can't take away

Make me whole again

I feel betrayed

Stuck in your ways

And you rip me apart

With the brutal things you say

I can't deal with shit anymore

I just look away

Cause you can't feel my ANGER

You can't feel my pain

You can't feel my torment

Driving me insane

I can't fight these feelings they bring only pain

You can't take away

Make me whole again

Mudshovel

You take away

I feel the same

All these promises

You promised only pain

If you take away

And leave me with nothing again

'Cause you can't feel my ANGER

You can't feel my pain

You can't feel my torment

Driving me insane

I can't fight these feelings they will bring you pain

You can't take away

Make me whole again

You will feel my anger

You will feel my pain

You will feel my torment

Driving you insane

I can't fight these feelings they will bring you pain

You won't take away

I'll be whole again

Mudshovel
Sun, 02/12/2006 - 10:30 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

This one is one of my favorites of theirs..... the one on "Break The Cycle", is okay.... but I like the version from the Family Values 1998 CD, better.... they used to play that one on the radio all the time, when it first came out..... its the version where Fred Durst can be heard yelling at the crowd to show him their cigarette lighters....

Staind - Outside

And you

Bring me to my knees

Again

All the times

That I could beg you please

In vain

All the times

That I felt insecure

For you

And I leave

My burdens at the door

But I'm on the outside

I'm looking in

I can see through you

See your true colors

'Cause inside you're ugly

You're ugly like me

I can see through you

See to the real you

All the times

That I felt like this won't end

It's for you

And I taste

What I could never have

It was from you

All the times

That I've cried

My intentions

Full of pride

But I waste

More time than anyone

But I'm on the outside

And I'm looking in

I can see through you

See your true colors

'Cause inside you're ugly

You're ugly like me

I can see through you

See to the real you

All the times

That I've cried

All this wasted

It's all inside

And I feel

All this pain

Stuffed it down

It's back again

And I lie

Here in bed

All alone

I can't mend

But I feel

Tomorrow will be OK

But I'm on the outside

And I'm looking in

I can see through you

See your true colors

'Cause inside you're ugly

You're ugly like me

I can see through you

See to the real you
Sun, 02/12/2006 - 10:37 AM Permalink
diggin4it

there are some tickets on ebay for their show at the Myth on the 19th - they are going for

~ $150 a pair...i wish i could get a pair for about $80 - $100
Sun, 02/12/2006 - 11:00 AM Permalink
me2

I clicked on the aol radio and they have a link to listen to:

~Love Stinks: Songs of heartache and disgust~

hahaha :frown:
Tue, 02/14/2006 - 3:46 PM Permalink
me2

so I get this envelope in the mail yesterday - It was an autographed photo of Queensryche and a couple of stickers :smile:

been awhile since Ive been an official fan of anything... since Shawn Cassidy :eyeroll: :pbpt: j/k
Wed, 02/15/2006 - 8:20 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Way Cool!!! :cool:
Wed, 02/15/2006 - 8:21 PM Permalink
zephyrus

 Y&T - Summertime Girls

Ooh yeah, I

Just wanna watch the girls, goin' by...

It's like poetry in motion

against a hot summer sky.

I'm in love, yeah yeah...

at least every minute or two...

until the next time a girl walks by

I think I love her too

I can't help myself

but I just loose my head

everytime you see 'em walkin' by...

Summertime Girls

You make my whole world go around

Summertime Girls

When you lift me up

I never come down, no, no...

She's hot!

I dig her wiggle and all that shake

I can read that body language, yeah

a million miles away

Sometimes I, yeah come on just a bit, a bit too strong

But I just like to pretend, yes.

that I can have 'em all.

No time, time to catch my breath

so easily impressed

it doesn't matter if it's day or night

Summertime Girls

You make my whole world go around

Summertime Girls

But when you lift me up

I never come down, no, no...

Come here girls...

Summertime Girls

You make my whole world go around

Summertime Girls

When you lift me up

I never come down, no, no...

Summertime Girls

Oh baby..You make my whole world go around

Summertime Girls

The way you lift me up

I never come down, no, no...

Summertime Girls

Summertime Girls

Summertime Girls

You make my whole world go around

Summertime Girls
Sat, 02/18/2006 - 11:12 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I dig those chicks too....

even during the winter.
Sat, 02/18/2006 - 1:41 PM Permalink