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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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zephyrus

There comes a time when we hear a certain call

When the world must come together as one

There are people dying

and its time to lend a hand to life

There greatest gift of all

We cant go on pretending day by day

That someone, somewhere will soon make a change

We are all a part of Gods great big family

And the truth, you know,

Love is all we need

[Chorus:]

We are the world, we are the children

We are the ones who make a brighter day

So lets start giving

Theres a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

its true we'll make a better day

Just you and me

Send them your heart so they'll know that someone cares

And their lives will be stronger and free

As God has shown us by turning stones to bread

So we all must lend a helping hand

[Chorus:]

We are the world, we are the children

We are the ones who make a brighter day

So lets start giving

Theres a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

its true we'll make a better day

Just you and me

When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all

But if you just believe theres no way we can fall

Let us realize that a change can only come

When we stand together as one

[Chorus:]

We are the world, we are the children

We are the ones who make a brighter day

So lets start giving

Theres a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

its true we'll make a better day

Just you and me
Fri, 01/20/2006 - 4:46 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Superbowl Shuffle

Chorus

We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew

Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.

We're so bad we know we're good.

Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.

You know we're just struttin' for fun

Struttin' our stuff for everyone.

We're not here to start not trouble.

We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Walter Payton

Well, they call me Sweetness,

And I like to dance.

Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.

We've had the goal since training camp

To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ.

And we're not doin' this

Because we're greedy.

The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.

We didn't come here to look for trouble,

We just came here to do

The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Willie Gault

This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class.

I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.

I practice all day and dance all night,

I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.

Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,

I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.

There's not one here that does it like me,

My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.

Mike Singletary

I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.

Part of the defense, big and bold,

I've been jammin' for quite a while,

Doin' what's right and settin' the style,

Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,

Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.

I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,

I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle

(Repeat Chorus)

Jim McMahon

I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.

When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.

I just throw my body all over the field.

I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.

I motivate the cats, I like to tease.

I play so cool, I aim to please.

That's why you all got here on the double

To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Otis Wilson

I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind.

The ladies all love me

For my body and my mind.

I'm slick on the floor as I can be

But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.

Some guys are jealous

Of my style and class,

That's why some end up on their -,

I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,

I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Steve Fuller

They say Jimbo is our man.

If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can.

This is Steve, and it's no wonder

I run like lightnin', pass like thunder.

So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas,

This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas.

I'm not here to feather his ruffle,

I just came here to do

The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Mike Richardson

I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool.

They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.

I fly on the field and get on down.

Everybody knows I don't mess around.

I can break'em, shake'em,

Any time of day.

I like to steal it and make 'em pay,

So please don't cry to beat my hustle

'Cause I'm just here to do

The Super Bowl Shuffle.

(Repeat Chorus)

Richard Dent

The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent.

if the quarterback's slow,

He's gonna get bent.

We stop the run, we stop the pass,

I like to dump guys on their -.

We love to play for the world's best fans,

You better start makin'

Your Super Bowl plans.

But don't get ready or go to any trouble

Unless you practice

The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Gary Fencik

It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean.

They call me "hit man,"

Don't know what they mean.

They throw it long and watch me run,

I'm on my man, one-on-one.

Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone,

That's why they call us the 46 zone.

Come on everybody let's scream and yell,

We're goin' to do the Shuffle,

Then ring your bell.

William Perry

You're lookin' at the Fridge,

I'm the rookie.

I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.

You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,

When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun.

I can dance, you will see

The others, they all learn from me.

I don't come here lookin' for trouble,

I just came here to do

The Super Bowl Shuffle.

(Repeat Chorus)
Fri, 01/20/2006 - 4:48 PM Permalink
zephyrus

ok, last one

H.R. Puff 'n' Stuff

H R PUFF N' STUFF ALWAYS THERE WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH

H.R.PUFF N'STUFF YOU CANT GET A LITTLE IF YOU CANT GET ENOUGH.

AND THE BOAT WAS OWNED BY A CROOKED OLD WITCH

WHO HAD IN MIND A FLUTE TO SNITCH

AND THE BOAT WENT ON AND ON AND ON

--------------------------------------------------------------------

H.R. Pufnstuff,

Who's your friend when things get rough?

H.R. Pufnstuff

Can't do a little cause he can't do enough.

Once upon a summertime

Just a dream from yesterday

A boy and his magic golden flute

Heard a boat from off the bay

"Come and play with me, Jimmy

Come and play with me.

And I will take you on a trip

Far across the sea."

But the boat belonged to a kooky old witch

Who had in mind the flute to snitch

From her broom broom in the sky

She watched her plans materialize

She waved her wand

The beautiful boat was gone

The skies grew dark

The sea grew rough

And the boat sailed on and on and on and on and on and on.

But Pufnstuff was watching too

And knew exactly what to do

He saw the witch's boat attack

And as the boy was fighting back

He called his rescue racer crew

As often they'd rehearsed

And off to save the boy they flew

But who would get there first?

But now the boy had washed ashore

Puf arrived to save the day

Which made the witch so mad and sore

She shook her first and screamed away.

H.R. Pufnstuff,

Who's your friend when things get rough?

H.R. Pufnstuff

Can't do a little cause he can't do enough.

H.R. Pufnstuff,

Who's your friend when things get rough?

H.R. Pufnstuff

Can't do a little cause he can't do enough.
Fri, 01/20/2006 - 4:49 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

If one of us finds the thing, we should re-write that, and bust it out, when the news reporters are present....

Hey everybody my name is Wicked Nick

and i'm hanging with the cooler crew

this year I found the medallion

so that makes me cooler than you

I gotta flashlight, and dont'cha know...

I also gotta rake and a real big hoe

I use these tools, and so much more

to move more snow than ever before

now, its time to pass the mic, but remember this, bubba

I just came here to do the Cooler Crew shuffle
Sat, 01/21/2006 - 7:33 AM Permalink
zephyrus

I also gotta rake and a real big hoe


TMI

Sat, 01/21/2006 - 8:59 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

dont forget the flashlight, man....

you need one of those, so you can use the other two in the dark.
Sat, 01/21/2006 - 12:15 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

we're glad you did too.
Sun, 01/22/2006 - 11:16 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Thanks 3M. My bro-in-law kept his tickets to surprise his wife for her birthday but then had to give them up because of being up north for the funeral. I sent him the same link. I'm thinking it might have made him feel a little batter at giving them away.
Sun, 01/22/2006 - 12:47 PM Permalink
THX 1138

OTiS, you ever hear of Scooter?
Sun, 01/22/2006 - 12:48 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Green Day - Give Me Novacaine

Take away the sensation inside

Bitter sweet migraine in my head

Its like a throbbing tooth ache of the mind

I can't take this feeling anymore

Drain the pressure from the swelling,

This sensations overwhelming,

Give me a long kiss goodnight

and everything will be alright

Tell me that I won't feel a thing

So give me Novacaine

Out of body and out of of mind

Kiss the demons out of my dreams

I get the funny feeling, thatÂ’s alright

Jimmy says it's better than here,

IÂ’ll tell you what

Drain the pressure from the swelling,

This sensations overwhelming,

Give me a long kiss goodnight

and everything will be alright

Tell me that I won't feel a thing,

So give me Novacaine

Drain the pressure from the swelling,

This sensations overwhelming

Give me a long kiss goodnight

and everything will be alright

Tell me Jimmy I won't feel a thing,

So give me Novacaine
Sun, 01/22/2006 - 11:43 PM Permalink
ares

you had plenty of novocaine the other night :smile:
Mon, 01/23/2006 - 4:44 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I walked a few blocks with novocaine the other night...:pbpt:
Mon, 01/23/2006 - 6:40 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

haha, his feet still hurt from that! that will teach him not to wear cowboy boots when he's out with us :smile:
Tue, 01/24/2006 - 11:56 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

don't your feet get cold in cowboy boots?
Tue, 01/24/2006 - 11:59 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

I don't think he expected to be walking to mickey's at 2am :smile:
Tue, 01/24/2006 - 12:01 PM Permalink
OTiS

I don't think his feet were cold.
Tue, 01/24/2006 - 12:03 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

Going out on a Fri or Sat - I usually expect to see the sunrise before I'm heading home.

Work hard - play harder.
Tue, 01/24/2006 - 12:05 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

that's pretty much normal around these parts :smile:
Tue, 01/24/2006 - 12:06 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

oh, it's certainly not easy. That's what coffee at starbucks with the gang the next day to figure out what/who did what/ said what if for.

To piece together the memories and fuel you with coffee for getting though the next day.
Tue, 01/24/2006 - 12:08 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Coming to the MYTH

FRIDAY, April 14

5pm - 10pm

ROB ZOMBIE

with special guest Lacuna Coil

and others TBA

Tickets go on-sale this SATURDAY

1/28 at 10am!

All Ages Event
Tue, 01/24/2006 - 3:37 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Cooler 3M!!

I just watched The Devils Rejects the other night and it had me craving him again. He rox and has a great stage show. I seen him at Ozzfest once and it was a bigger stage show then Ozzy or Marliyn Manson.
Tue, 01/24/2006 - 4:29 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Devils Rejects was awesome! We had a bootleg copy in Iraq... Was the first time I ever saw House of a Bazillion Million Corpses too... We need more family films like that nowadays
Tue, 01/24/2006 - 5:02 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

damn right, man...

seen that guy do his thing 4 times now...

Saw a show at Roy Wilkens a few years back, that kicked ass..... he had these giant robot/monster things walkin around on the stage, and a buncha hot chicks....

any rock show that involves giant robots and hot chicks, has to be cool...

cant wait for that Myth show...

as much as I actually love the place, and have many fond memories of it, I'm secretly hoping that The Quest doesnt re-open.... its bringing more shows to Maplewood, which is A LOT closer, and easier to get to, for myself, than DT MPLS....

and is also putting more shows back at 1st Ave, where they belong anyways....
Wed, 01/25/2006 - 11:54 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Agreed....

Shaun Of The Dead, is another family friendly flick, like the ones of which you speak....
Wed, 01/25/2006 - 11:57 AM Permalink
me2

love and hate get it wrong

she cut me right back down to size

sleep the day let it fade

who was there to take your place

no one knows never will

mostly me but mostly you

what do you say do you do

when it all comes down

cause i don't want to come back down from this cloud

it's taken me all this time to find out what i need yeah

don't want to come back down from this cloud it's taken me all this all this time

there is no blame only shame

when you beg you just complain

the more i come the more i try

all police are paranoid

so am i so's the future

so are you be a creature

what do you say do you do

when it all comes down

cause i don't want to come back down from this cloud

it's taken me all this time to find out what i need yeah yeah yeah

don't want to come back down from this cloud it's taken me all this all this time

shoot up, shoot up, shoot up you're high

love and hate get it wrong

she cut me right down to size

sleep the day let it fade

who was there to take your place

no one knows never will

mostly me but mostly you

what do you say do ya do

when it all comes down

cause i don't want to come back down from this cloud

it's taken me all this time to find out what i need yeah yeah yeah

don't want to come back down from this cloud it's taken me all this all this time

why did you

comedown

I don't want to come back down from this cloud

this cloud (8x)
Wed, 01/25/2006 - 5:23 PM Permalink
me2

I want you to want me.

I need you to need me.

IÂ’d love you to love me.

IÂ’m begginÂ’ you to beg me.

I want you to want me.

I need you to need me.

IÂ’d love you to love me.

IÂ’ll shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.

IÂ’ll get home early from work if you say that you love me.

DidnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t I see you cryinÂ’?

Oh, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t I see you cryinÂ’?

FeelinÂ’ all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyinÂ’.

Oh, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t I see you cryinÂ’?

I want you to want me.

I need you to need me.

IÂ’d love you to love me.

IÂ’m begginÂ’ you to beg me.

IÂ’ll shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.

IÂ’ll get home early from work if you say that you love me.

DidnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t I see you cryinÂ’?

Oh, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t I see you cryinÂ’?

FeelinÂ’ all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyinÂ’.

Oh, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t I see you cryinÂ’?

FeelinÂ’ all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dyinÂ’.

Oh, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t i, didnÂ’t I see you cryinÂ’?

I want you to want me.

I need you to need me.

IÂ’d love you to love me.

IÂ’m begginÂ’ you to beg me.

I want you to want me.

I want you to want me.

I want you to want me.

I want you to want me.
Wed, 01/25/2006 - 5:23 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

thats it..

I'm putting locks on my doors....

I was just singing along with that CD this morning, when I was in the shower....

not cool.
Wed, 01/25/2006 - 5:33 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Here we are, born to be kings,

We're the princes of the universe.

Here we belong, fighting to survive

In a world with the darkest powers.

And here we are, we're the princes of the universe

Here we belong, fighting for survival

We've come to be the rulers of your world.

I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.

I have no rival, no man can be my equal

Take me to the future of your world.

Born to be kings, princes of the universe

Fighting and free, got your world in my hand

I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand

We were born to be princes of the universe.

No man could understand. My power is in your hand

Ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you.

People say you've had your day.

I'm a man that will go far.

Fly the moon and reach for the stars

With my sword and head held high

Got to pass the test first time-yeah

I know that people talk about me. I hear it every day.

But I can prove you wrong 'cause I'm right first time.

Yeah yeah alright watch this man fly, bring on the girls

Here we are. Born to be kings,

We're the princes of the universe.

Here we belong. Born to be kings,

Princes of the universe. Fighting and free

Got the world in my hands

I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand.

We were born to be princes of the universe.
Thu, 01/26/2006 - 5:23 PM Permalink
zephyrus

There's no time for us. There's no place for us.

What is this thing that fills our dreams,

Yet slips away from us?

Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever?

There's no chance for us. It's all decided for us.

This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us.

Who wants to live forever? Who dares to love forever?

When love must die.

But touch my tears with your lips,

Touch my world with your fingertips.

And we can have forever, and we can have forever.

Forever is our today.

Who wants to live forever? Who wants to live forever?

Forever is our today. Who waits forever anyway
Thu, 01/26/2006 - 5:23 PM Permalink
zephyrus

By moonlight we ride

Ten thousands side by side

With swords drawn held high

Our whips and armours shine

Hail to thee our infantry

Still brave beyond the grave

All have sworn the eternal vow

The time to strike is now

[Chorus:]

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Gone are the days when freedom shone

Now blood and steel meet bone

In the light of the battle's way

The sands of time will shade

How proud our soldiers stand

With mace and chain in hand

Sound the charge into glory ride

Over the top of the vanguished pride

[Chorus:]

Victory, victory, Oh !

Victory, victory, Oh !

Victory, victory, Oh !

Victory, victory, Oh !

To the battle we ride

We crossed a starlit sky

No space no time

We'll catch the wind

Strange losses, men died

We crossed a starlit sky

And still no space or time

We'll catch the wind

[Chorus:]

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Sound of charge into glory ride

Over the top of the anguished pride

By moonlight we ride

Ten thousand side by side

[Chorus:]

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !

Kill, kill, Oh !
Thu, 01/26/2006 - 5:30 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Sorry I was having a medieval moment
Thu, 01/26/2006 - 5:31 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Still in one...

Valhalla the gods await me

Open wide thy gates embrace me.

Great hall of the battle slain

With sword in hand.

All those who stand on shore

Raise high your hands to bid a last

farewell to the Viking land.

Death's chilling wind blows through my hair

I'm now immortal, I am there

I take my place by Odin's side

Eternal army in the sky.

I point my hatchet to the wind

I guard the gates and all within

Hear my sword sing, as I ride across the sky

Sworn by the sacred blood of Odin onward ride.

Valhalla the gods await me

Open wide thy gates embrace me.

Great hall of the battle slain

With sword in hand.

Behold the kingdom of the kings

Books of spells and magic rings

Endless knowledge, endless time

I scream the final battle cry.
Thu, 01/26/2006 - 5:31 PM Permalink
Pay Me

Tis ok sir zeph!
Thu, 01/26/2006 - 5:32 PM Permalink
zephyrus

:smile:
Thu, 01/26/2006 - 5:33 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I had to get my rock on.... Manowar can make me feel good anytime...
Thu, 01/26/2006 - 5:33 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Try and read this without thinking about kittins :smile:

Ah,Ah (x2)

We come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow

Hammer of the gods

will drive our ships to new land

to fight the horde

and sing and cry

Valhalla I am coming

On we sweep

with, threshing oar

our only goal will be the western shore

AH,AH (x2)

We come from the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow

How soft your fields so green

can whisper tales of gore

of how we calmed

the tides of war

we are your overlords

On we sweep

with, threshing oar

our only goal will be the western shore

So now you'd better stop

and rebuild all your ruin

for peace and trust can win the day despite, despite of all your losin
Thu, 01/26/2006 - 5:33 PM Permalink
zephyrus

How soft your fields so green
On we sweep, with threshing oar

Classic!
Thu, 01/26/2006 - 5:35 PM Permalink
zephyrus

9. Black Wind, Fire And Steel

Fool moon's light is calling me

My kingdom lies within

The mystic soul and lion's heart

Brought by the talisman.

The ecstasy of battle takes me

Where the falcons fly.

Immortal youth was granted me

I will never die.

Born of Black Wind, Fire and Steel

Born of Black Wind, Fire and Steel

Born to teach them all to heel

Black Wind, Fire and Steel.

Pounded by the hammers

Of the giants of the world.

I can see in darkness,

I'm the overlord

Single combat I await

My shadow brings them fear.

The spikes upon my chariot

Will grind them when they're near.

Born of Black Wind, Fire and Steel

Born of Black Wind, Fire and Steel

Born to teach them all to heel

Black Wind, Fire and Steel.

I am an outcast

On the path of no return.

Punisher and swordsman

I was born to burn.

Black Wind always follows

Where my black horse rides.

Fire's in my soul

Steel is on my side.

Born of Black Wind, Fire and Steel

Born of Black Wind, Fire and Steel

Born to teach them all to heel

Black Wind, Fire and Steel.

I am an outcast

On the path of no return.

Punisher and swordsman

I was born to burn.

Black Wind always follows

Where my black horse rides.

Fire's in my soul

Steel is on my side.

Born of Black Wind, Fire and Steel

Born of Black Wind, Fire and Steel

Born to teach them all to heel

Black Wind, Fire and Steel.
Thu, 01/26/2006 - 5:36 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Black Dog-Led Zep

Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move

Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.

Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing

Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.

Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way

Watch your honey drip, canÂ’t keep away.

  • ah yeah, ah yeah, ah, ah, ah., ah yeah, ah yeah, ah, ah, ah.

    I gotta roll, canÂ’t stand still,

    Got a flame in my heart, canÂ’t get my fill,

    Eyes that shine burning red,

    Dreams of you all thru my head.

    Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

    Hey, baby, oh, baby, pretty baby,

    Tell me what you do me now.

    (repeat)

    DidnÂ’t take too long Â’fore I found out

    What people mean my down and out.

    Spent my money, took my car,

    Started tellinÂ’ her friends she wants to be a star.

    I donÂ’t know but I been told

    A big legged woman ainÂ’t got no soul.

  • chorus

    All I ask for when I pray,

    Steady rollinÂ’ woman gonna come my way.

    Need a woman gonna hold my hand

    And tell me no lies, make me a happy man.
  • Fri, 01/27/2006 - 6:50 AM Permalink
    Liquor Lady

    Trace Adkins/Honky tonk Badonkadonk

    Turn it up some

    Alright boys, this is her favorite song

    You know that right

    So, if we play it good and loud

    She might get up and dance again

    Ooh, she put her beer down

    Here she comes

    Here she comes

    Left left left right left

    Whoo

    Husslers shootin' eightball

    Throwin' darts at the wall

    Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall

    Here she comes, Lord help us all

    Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair

    Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault

    It's so hard not to stare

    At that honky tonk badonkadonk

    Keepin' perfect rhythm

    Make ya wanna swing along

    Got it goin' on

    Like Donkey Kong

    And whoo-wee

    Shut my mouth, slap your grandma

    There outta be a law

    Get the Sheriff on the phone

    Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on

    That honky tonk badonkadonk

    (Aww son)

    Now Honey, you can't blame her

    For what her mama gave her

    You ain't gotta hate her

    For workin' that money-maker

    Band shuts down at two

    But we're hangin' out till three

    We hate to see her go

    But love to watch her leave

    With that honky tonk badonkadonk

    Keepin' perfect rhythm

    Make ya wanna swing along

    Got it goin' on

    Like Donkey Kong

    And whoo-wee

    Shut my mouth, slap your grandma

    There outta be a law

    Get the Sheriff on the phone

    Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on

    With that honky tonk badonkadonk

    (Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

    We don't care bout the drinkin'

    Barely listen to the band

    Our hands, they start a shakin'

    When she gets the urge to dance

    Drivin' everybody crazy

    You think you fell in love

    Boys, you better keep your distance

    You can look but you can't touch

    That honkey tonk badonkadonk

    Keepin' perfect rhythm

    Make ya wanna swing along

    Got it goin' on

    Like Donkey Kong

    And whoo-wee

    Shut my mouth, slap your grandma

    There outta be a law

    Get the Sheriff on the phone

    Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on

    That honky tonk badonkadonk

    That honky tonk badonkadonk

    Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

    (That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do

    It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey

    It's for the badonkadonk)
    Fri, 01/27/2006 - 8:23 AM Permalink
    Love4Vino

    usually I love country music, but that song makes me want to stick a knife in my head.
    Fri, 01/27/2006 - 8:52 AM Permalink
    zephyrus

    Hello darkness, my old friend

    I've come to talk with you again

    Because a vision softly creeping

    Left its seeds while I was sleeping

    And the vision that was planted in my brain

    Still remains

    Within the sound of silence

    In restless dreams I walked alone

    Narrow streets of cobblestone

    'Neath the halo of a street lamp

    I turned my collar to the cold and damp

    When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light

    That split the night

    And touched the sound of silence

    And in the naked light I saw

    Ten thousand people, maybe more

    People talking without speaking

    People hearing without listening

    People writing songs that voices never share

    And no one dared

    Disturb the sound of silence

    "Fools", said I, "You do not know

    Silence like a cancer grows

    Hear my words that I might teach you

    Take my arms that I might reach you"

    But my words, like silent raindrops fell

    And echoed

    In the wells of silence

    And the people bowed and prayed

    To the neon god they made

    And the sign flashed out its warning

    In the words that it was forming

    And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

    And tenement halls"

    And whispered in the sounds of silence
    Fri, 01/27/2006 - 2:25 PM Permalink
    zephyrus

    FROM Eastern Lady, in Zeph's thread.... I knew she was worth sponsoring :smile:

    The 2006 version of I WILL SURVIVE

    Remember the tune? LOL, now sing it!

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

    But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

    That I grew strong,

    And I knew that I could take you on...

    But there you are, another lie,

    I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!

    I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,

    Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

    Go on now - go, walk out the door,

    Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

    Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

    Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

    [Chorus]

    I will survive! I will survive!

    Cuz as long as I have batteries,

    My sex life's gonna thrive!

    I will always have good sex,

    with a handful of latex!

    I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!

    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

    When I saw your little weiner standing small but proud!

    But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

    Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

    [Chorus]

    I will survive! I will survive!

    Cuz as long as I have batteries,

    My sex life's gonna thrive!

    I will always have good sex,

    With a handful of latex!

    I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!
    Sun, 01/29/2006 - 8:14 AM Permalink
    Liquor Lady

    hahahahaha! :sillygrin:
    Sun, 01/29/2006 - 9:10 AM Permalink
    Liquor Lady

    If Heaven/Andy Griggs

    If heaven was an hour, it would be twilight

    When the fireflies start their dancin on the lawn

    And suppers on the stove and mammas laughin'

    And everybodys workin day is done

    If heaven was a town it would be my town

    On a summer day in 1985

    And everything i wanted was out there waiting

    And everyone i loved was still alive

    Chorus:

    Dont cry a tear for me now baby

    There comes a time we must all say goodbye

    And if thats what heavens made of

    You know i ain't afraid to die

    If heaven was a pie it would be cherry

    Cool and sweet and heavy on your tongue

    And just one bite would satisfy your hunger

    And there'd always be enough for everyone

    If heaven was a train it sure would be a fast one

    That could take this weary travler round the bend

    And if heaven was a tear it'd be my last one

    And you'd be in my arms again

    Chorus:

    Dont cry a tear for me now baby

    There comes a time we must all say goodbye

    And if that's what heaven's made of

    You know i ain't afraid to die
    Sun, 01/29/2006 - 12:21 PM Permalink
    zephyrus

    That's perty
    Sun, 01/29/2006 - 12:46 PM Permalink
    Wicked Nick

    ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!

    I just heard on 93X that later this year, Motley Crue are going to be touring with Aerosmith!!!!
    Sun, 01/29/2006 - 11:31 PM Permalink