pedicure is your feet.

you are sooo not metro.

The boy switched out my headlights in my explorer and got me new fog lamps etc and I walked outside and he was doing it all himself and had dirt on his hands and grrrrr - so sexy.

I think he was shocked my my happiness with seeing him dirty.

irritate - power outage that lasts a half hour... power coming back on, right when you're taken off of "hold", to report the outage....

thats when you tell them that the power came back - but the surge was so hard, all your light bulbs exploded.

Cold, wet, and rainy weather this weekend. I'm going to Bodega Bay in a beautiful beach house with my girls for a weekend of fun and R&R!!

we are gonna have to stay inside, drinking hot coco with schnapps, sitting in the hottub and having pillow fights in our underwear I guess.

sigh*

umm....

my sympathies?

or not?

I suppose that would have been a cool way to get some free lightbulbs.... free stuff is always cool...

all you have to do, is call the 1-800 numbers listed on products and "complain" about defective crap....I.E. empty pop cans, smashed pop tarts, broken chips... etc... and they send you coupons/certificates for freebies....

I guess that also would have been a better response to "hello this is so-and-so, how may I help you?" than what I said: "Shit!!! Yeah, sure now you pick-up? The power just came back on...damn! and I've been on hold for 20 f'n minutes...your hold music sucks!"

I once called and complained about finding some really slimy, on the verge of rotton okra in my pickled okra jar (there I go with the wierd food again) and they sent me an entire case!

I agree there's nothing more sexy than a handy guy. I think in the last 20-30 years there has been a "pussification" of men in this country - boys not being raised into men. I know more about cars than most guys my age. I had to teach my husband how to change a tire. :eyeroll: I blame the feminists - the thing with equality is having a balance of power in a relationship, not one calling all the shots. There has been a 180 degree turn in the country where men had all the power and now all the women---- Is that progress?

Oh yeah! But don't forget - we still have the penises

::runs and ducks behind Tim:: :worried: :eek: :eyeroll:

I don't know - it's not like that out here as much I guess - we're are all kinda unisex when it comes to roles.

I just think a guy with a little dirt on him... well... yeah - it does wonders for me.

People should do what we say, we have the nuts.

and don't get me wrong... by people I mean women.

{runs and hides behind CM}

damn.... you guys keep talking about penises and then hiding behind eachother and pretty soon I might not be the only one around here being accused of gayness....

but in all honesty....

theres only pussification in certain areas....

just cause I can cook and clean, doesnt mean I dont like to get dirty and do "guy stuff" too...

Im just good in lots of areas.... which should be better than just the average-only-gets-dirty-and-does-regular-guy-stuff kinda guy....

as far as I'm concerned you can cook and clean and shop for linens all you want as long as you still know how to, and enjoy using a wet saw.

right on....

and I do...

on both counts, both enjoyment and use of

:smile:

I think it just means that your mom raised you properly.

nothing wrong with cooking or cleaning.

I am currently at a standoff with my roommate over the dishes, when he runs out of cereal bowls (the only thing he cooks) maybe he will was them - until then it's a kitchen science experiement.

your lucky I dont come and hang out there... i'd probably wash them without asking you.

I did that alot in my last.......

whatever....

I think it just means that your mom raised you properly

actually - my mom, sister and zillion cousins.....but there are some people that would argue the "properly" point into the ground....

and don't get me wrong... by people I mean women

Damn Dude - You've got me rollin over here :sillygrin: :sillygrin: :sillygrin: :sillygrin: :sillygrin: :sillygrin: :sillygrin:

This fricken site is sucking pretty bad lately. I try and reply to someone and it doesn't include their post, then when I reply to another post, it uses the post I tried to reply to before. I've seen that with a few others too where their reply doesn't make sense to what post they were replying to.

I even replied to myself earlier today.

What gives?

my guess: either voodoo dolls, or drugs....

or possibly a mixture of both....

I was wondering why the thing about the pictures was quoted in this thread.

Do I have to kick some ass around here to get some respect for women?

<bows to Pay Me>

would you like some grapes ma'am?

You got it dude :wink:

Penises and nuts....

Male squirrels?!?!?!?

enter someone with the picture of the squirrel with the giant nuts once again....

heh

It was killling me

LOL

lmao.......

thats the one I was referring to...

I know it was and I had a hard time holding off as long as I did.

lol....

If I had the pic on this computer, I would have done it myself...

People at work who put themselves on their superiority pedestal by criticizing everybody else.

Gossipers who have to comment on what everyone does and/or says.

Cliches.....enough said. :eyeroll:

i'll 2nd that middle one....

Are you at work right now TG?

Wanting to tell people about something but having to wait.

TMK IS PREGGOS!!!!! :wink:

Well hell, the way you and Tim were going around talking about penises and nuts. I should have suspected something when you were "hiding" behind me.

Finding out that the new BankoLaw is really going to mess with my paycheck!!!!

Damn it all to hell!!!!

I thought OCT. was bad!!! 500K EXTRA people scrambled to file Banko last month before the deadline.....

well...because of that.....MOST creditcard banks are now going to sell bad debt vs. placing it collection agencies to recoup what they lost before the end of the year!

this sucks for 2 more months for me!!! damn it all to hell!!!

basically it means I gotta call the same people I've been hounding for months already....

No, but I leave for work in 45 minutes. Starting to dread work lately, not the job, but the people. Everyone is in such a persnickety mood lately. Either be pleasant and civil or shut up.

Irritation - how my gut feeling/instict is right on, about 92% of the time about stuff....

way way tmi, tmk.

everything you just said - but extend it past work.

also add people who like to cause stir the pot when they aren't even involved.

oh gawd - charlton heston is coming back as moses?

also add people who like to cause stir the pot when they aren't even involved

Wow, pot, are you sooooo black right now too.

Bledsoe being on a Bye this week and Rothlisburger being hurt.

having my choice of Johnson or Oritman (sp?) as my QB for Sunday.

Oh bear - you have NO IDEA.

my little weekend with the gals...

well psycho girl is going even tho she isn't technically a member in good standing anymore, and FF and ... I had to do room assignments and of course I didn't put EITHER of them in my room, but I am going to catch HELL for it.

My goal - get really drunk Friday Night and tell everyone off.