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:: shudder :: 

i'm probably gonna shoot myself for this later, but sing, post stories, whatever. but no barney i say! courtesy of artemis for your lyrics pleasure:

 

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ares

aka, ppwc re-education camp. :)

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 7:55 AM Permalink
THX 1138




I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea
I've got to be free, free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow on every shore
And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry on
I look to the sea, reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy, some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We live happily forever, so the story goes
But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold
But we'll try best that we can to carry on
A gathering of angels appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope, and this is what they said
They said come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
They climbed aboard their starship and headed for the skies
Singing come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 8:08 AM Permalink
ares

sung in cartman's voice?

she was a fast machine
she keept he motor clean
she was the best damn woman that i
ever seen

she had those sightless eyes
tellin' me no lies
knockin' me out with those
american thighs

takin' more than her share
had me fightin' for air
she told me to come but i was
already there

no wedding reception would ever be complete without it.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 8:12 AM Permalink
THX 1138



I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too, but what else can we do
Tormented and torn apart
I wish I could carry your smile in my heart
For times when my life feels so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong
I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from these long lonely nights
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too
Does the feeling seem oh so right
And what would you say if I called on you now
And said that I can't hold on
There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone
Oh, what are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?
Oh, what are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 8:18 AM Permalink
ares

ya know, you don't need to put that empty line in your text here, right?

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 8:30 AM Permalink
THX 1138




I'm being lazy. I'm copying and pasting.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 8:32 AM Permalink
ares

and its "seems so low", not "feels so low".

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 8:35 AM Permalink
THX 1138



and its "seems so low, not feels so low".

I'm disgusted that you actually know that!

:-)

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 8:37 AM Permalink
ares

just trust me on it, k? :)

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 8:38 AM Permalink
Frosti

Cracklin' Rosie get on board, we gonna ride 'til there ain't no more to go, takin' it slow

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 8:41 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

I like to see you boogie
   Right across the floor
   I like to do it to you
   Till you holla for more

I like to reggae
   But you dance too fast for me
   I'd like to make love to you
   So you can make me scream

Boogie on reggae woman
   What is wrong with me
   Boogie on reggae woman
   Baby can't you see

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 11:59 AM Permalink
ares

i just wanna take this time to say, "thanks, jt". i've had air supply stuck in my head all afternoon.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 1:16 PM Permalink
THX 1138



i've had air supply stuck in my head all afternoon.

My evil plan is working!

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 1:28 PM Permalink
ares

though i suppose its better to have air supply stuck in it than air.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 1:38 PM Permalink
THX 1138



LOL!

Here's Lance's theme (According to his new tagline anyway):

Born Free, as free as the wind blows, as free as the grass grows, born free to follow your heart.

Live free, and beauty surrounds you, the world still astounds you, each time you look at a star.

Stay free, where no walls divide you, you're free as a roaring tide, so there's no need to hide.

Born free, and life is worth living, but only worth living 'cause you're born free.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 1:40 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

I'm all out of love, i'm so lost without you I know you were right.......

I think of cartman everytime I hear this one know, in fact i sing it like him when I hear it.

I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea, on board I'm the captain, so climb aboard......we'll search for tomorrow, on every shore, but i'll try oh loard i'll try ,to caaaarrryy on.....Come sail away come sail away come sail away with me lads, ...

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 1:42 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Why was it again that Cartman always had to finish that song?

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 1:46 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

I don't know it calmed him down or something. i always love when Kyle and Stan start it for him and watch Cartman shift inot overdrive trying to sing it. I can't sing that song without doing my impression of him while I sing it.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 1:51 PM Permalink
THX 1138



South Park is one of the few things I miss about having cable.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 1:59 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

I still have cable but am thinking of getting rid of it, between work and the kids I rarely have time to watch anything. although I would miss the History channel, South Park, the Sopranos and The Osbournes.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 2:03 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Same with me. I'd love to have it but can't justify the expense when I hardly watch it. The kids would love it though. I've looked at getting the Dish and a basic package but haven't made the leap yet. Maybe next winter I'll reconsider. During summer none of us has time to sit and watch TV.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 2:08 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Kind of a combination of things mentioned. I saw a tshirt recently that said "WWOD- What Would Ozzy Do?" This made me think to South Park. I thought that "What would Brian Boitano do?" to "What would Ozzy Osbourne do?"

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 2:11 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

I forgot about Ozzy's appearances (so to speak) on South Park. LOL

THX have someone tape that show for you. Actually I probably could for you, it's hillarious.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 2:13 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

She ran calling wiiiilldd Fire she ran calling wiilll fire

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 2:15 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Shannon is gone i've heard she drifted out to sea.....

The sailors say Brandy, you'r a fine girl, what a good wife you'd be, but my life, my lover, my lady, is the sea.....

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 2:16 PM Permalink
THX 1138



Hey, if it's not too much trouble, I'd love a tape of SP.

I see you can rent the shows now.

Why are my favorite shows cartoons? SP & the Simpsons!

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 2:17 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Close your eyes, give me your hand darling
Do you feel my heart beating? Do you understand?
Do you feel the same? Am I only dreaming?
Is this burning, an eternal flame?

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 2:18 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Susan Vega grrrrrr :)

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 2:33 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Just you and I,

Sharing our love together,

And I know in time,

We'll build are dreams together,

We'll be alright, Just you and I.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 2:34 PM Permalink
ares

quotes from the bangles

well, at least air supply's out of my head.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 3:31 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Glad I could help :)

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 4:31 PM Permalink
ares

i was talking to tmk, rob.

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 6:52 PM Permalink
THX 1138




I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I rollerskated to your door at daylight
It almost seems that you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone but you've got something I need
Well, I've gotta brand new pair of rollerskates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together
And try them out ya see
I've been lookin' around a while
You got somethin' for me
Oh, I've gotta brand new pair of rollerskates
You got a brand new key
I ride my bike, I rollerskate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive I've been all around the world
Some people say I've done alright for a girl
I asked your mother if you were at home
She said yes, but you weren't alone
Oh sometimes I think that you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone but you got something I need
Well, I've gotta brand new pair of rollerskates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together
And try them out ya see
Oh, I've gotta brand new pair of rollerskates
You got a brand new key
Oh, I've gotta brand new pair of rollerskates
You got a brand new key

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 7:29 PM Permalink
ares


load up on guns and bring your friends
its fun to lose and to pretend
she's over bored and self assured
oh no, i know a dirty word

hello, hello, hello, how low?
hello, hello, hello, how low?
hello, hello, hello, how low?
hello, hello, hello, how low?

when the lights out its less dangerous
here we are now. entertain us
 i feel stupid and contagious
here we are now. entertain us
a mulato, an albino,
a mosquito, my libido
yeah

i'm worse at what I do best
and for this gift i feel blessed
our little group has always been
and always will until the end

and I forget just why I taste
oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
 i found it hard it's hard to find
oh well, whatever, nevermind

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 7:49 PM Permalink
THX 1138




Nobody can tell ya
There's only one song worth singing
They may try and school ya
'Cause it hangs them up
to see someone like you
You gotta make your own kind of music
Sing your own special song
Make your own kind music
Even if nobody else sings along
You're gonna be nowhere
The loneliest kind of lonely
It may be rough going
Just to do your thing
the hardest thing to do
You gotta make your own kind of music
Sing your own special song
Make your own kind music
Even if nobody else sings along
And if you cannot take my hand
If you must be going, I will understand
You gotta make your own kind of music
Sing your own special song
Make your own kind music
Even if nobody else sings along
No no no no
Even if nobody else sings along
If nobody else sings along

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 8:08 PM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porches, and I must make amends.
Worked hard all my life time, no help from my friends.
So, oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three.
So, Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?

Everybody!

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porches, and I must make amends.
Worked hard all my life time, no help from my friends.
So, oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

my dad used to sing this alot when I was little

Thu, 05/02/2002 - 9:16 PM Permalink
Frosti

here in my car,
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 4:59 AM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Momma don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys...

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 7:50 AM Permalink
Frosti

I am a lineman for the County...

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 8:02 AM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

I am a tight end for the district?

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 8:10 AM Permalink
Frosti

Put me in Coach, I'm ready to play

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 8:15 AM Permalink
ares

yeah, well

i am the very model of a modern major general.

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 8:19 AM Permalink
Frosti

Ground control to Major Tom...

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 8:22 AM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

I don't want, anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 8:27 AM Permalink
Frosti

Easy Lover

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 8:38 AM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Why are their so many, songs about rainbows ? And what's on the other side ?

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
the lovers the dreamers and meeee lah dah dee.

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 12:05 PM Permalink
Frosti

Oooh ooh Dream Weaver, I believe you can get me through the niiii-hiiite.

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 12:49 PM Permalink
Luv2Fly

Frosti,

What's the weight carrying capacity of an African swallow ?

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 12:56 PM Permalink
Frosti

African, or European?

Fri, 05/03/2002 - 1:23 PM Permalink