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Discuss your thoughts, feelings, and theories on who Mr. News is. Was he the gunman on the Grassy Knoll???
Middle aged drunk that lives in his parents basement?
Gay porn collector?
Jake's lackey?
Mother didn't give me enough attention?
hmmm.....thinking that he needs a good whipping from Dal where ever he is AND no M&M's for him. He needs to apoligize to LL for his poor behavior. If he ever tells us who he is and does not represent hatred and meaness than I have no problem with him around.
Oh, he may like that whip so maybe he just needs to GO TO HIS ROOM...oh, maybe not there either, who knows what he will do in his room all alone (especially while looking at my avatar).
Who cares?
Was he a vast right-wing conspiracy?
bud, did you ever catch any of the whole mr. news saga back in january at the old ppwc?
We all know the news was and is and always will be MR.Ares!hehe
yup. that's me.
c'mon. i can be obnoxious. not *that* obnoxious though.
I just realized something. My fiancee's little sister, who just turned 2, will say "THE NEWS!" at random times. I wonder if she knows of Mr. News....
Let's get her, boys!
Hello my name is Mr. News and I am a @#!*^%$# !!!!
That sounds like Mr. News at an AA meeting
Assholes Anonymous?
oooooooooooohhhhhhh are we playing B-I-N-G-O again? hahahahahahahahahha
Finally a picture of Mr. News!!
Actually if you took that face stuff off she would have a nice butt!
so you're saying mr. news is really ms. news? um, what do you know that the rest of us don't?
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Well, I didn't post the picture BUTT by my sluething skills that is a female derriere
just dissecting the clue
What do YOU SEE? :)
i see someone who needs a windectomy.
The ass is a man.
Maybe mine;)
so now you're saying you're mr. news?
The ass is a man. Maybe mine;)
You just want it to be yours because it is a good one!
That is NOT a man! Just look at the other side of the photo! :)
Why not post a sample of each sex so we can compare.
i make a motion that if me2 wants a sample of each, that she ought to be the one to post them. anyone second that?
MK started it!
I am gonna 'motion you!' :(
I am gonna 'motion you!' :(
yes dear. will you bring your m&m back when you do?
I second that or is that third!
NO PIXIE DUST FOR YOU!
Your a mean one.. Mr. News..You really are a heel..
Perfect Scribe! check this out---a new song to sing at the pp...
MR NEWS
You're a mean one, Mr. News.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. News.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. News.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. News.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. News.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. News.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. News.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. News.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. News.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. News.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. News.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. News.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
I like it! Especially this part:
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
What do you think that means??LOL!
I bet that means he wears jockey shorts that encrouch his, hmmmhmmm because he sits funny when he drives that "crooked horse". WEDGIE!
He needs to try the new boxerbriefs?
i think it means that i have no idea what it means.
crooked horse at 2 o'clock!
Gasp! Ares! What are you implying?
i'm implying that the three of us have a new code word to refer to something: the crooked horse.
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isn't the crooked horse more at like 5 o'clock to you though? ;)
I knew a crooked man that lived in a crooked HORSE! LOL! I like it! Okay lookit:
 WHERES THE HORSE?
Yup,yup that works just fine.
I think these spotter/mr news threads need to be taken out of the 'nursing home'
Hey, we may be onto something..Ijust located a Crooked Creek Horse Park! maybe the medallion will be hidden there...lets send everyone on a 'goosechase' to Pennsylvania!
LOL! Or in your crooked neighbors yard!
i think you're right.
That is just amazing. You just suggest it and it moves!
just say the word Scribe :)
Well I think this board should be in General Politics.
hey. what can i say? she's got me wrapped around her.... little finger.
Me2,are you gonna take that from the the likes of him?
only my little finger?
and you like being 'wrapped' to me!