Just kidding, it's me the delivery guy. Here's your order. Here's the 50 gallon drum of petroleum jelly and the 50 gallon drum of liquid latex and 500 trojan ribbed profilactics. 12 cases of beer and a box of twinkies and the toenail clipper you ordered.
I'm not sure what you're doing but, have fun. Please sign here.................
damn good thing then that this isn't a porn movie you've seen. i don't want this turning into a sausage fest. or, how was it they put it in american pie 2? this place has an abundance of weiner?
I'm sure there will be more delivery guys with loads of M&M's, diet coke, green M&M costumes, unreal blowup dolls, whips from Dal, batteries for vibrating phones, dresses for Ares, and lots of bug spray for the late night trysts in Swede Hollow.
ya know, t3, i know there's a lot of what tmk posted upthread that's really a collection of inside jokes. but trust me. whatever he says about dresses, he knows not what he's talking about.
alright, honey. jt gave us another place to fool around in. :)
Knock Knock,,,,,,,,,,,
Vice Squad. Open up,
Just kidding, it's me the delivery guy. Here's your order. Here's the 50 gallon drum of petroleum jelly and the 50 gallon drum of liquid latex and 500 trojan ribbed profilactics.
12 cases of beer and a box of twinkies and the toenail clipper you ordered.
I'm not sure what you're doing but, have fun. Please sign here.................
(leaves romm never to return)
:: turning 90 different shades of red from laughing so hard ::
thanks rob, i needed that. but um, i don't drink beer.
You know, in every porn movie I've ever seen, the delivery guy ends up joining in.
damn good thing then that this isn't a porn movie you've seen. i don't want this turning into a sausage fest. or, how was it they put it in american pie 2? this place has an abundance of weiner?
I haven't seen AP2 (or AP for that matter) so I'll have to take your word on that.
:-)
I'm sure there will be more delivery guys with loads of M&M's, diet coke, green M&M costumes, unreal blowup dolls, whips from Dal, batteries for vibrating phones, dresses for Ares, and lots of bug spray for the late night trysts in Swede Hollow.
And the dancing girls!
And Viagra!
Oh, and don't forget the cucumbers......
Ares doesn't want strippers and dancing girls unless they're married
I didn't have a clue what felching was so I looked it up.
That is so disgusting.
I have to go vomit now, take a shower, and brush my teeth.
felching is only allowed if it's a typoed belch.
How do like minded felchers come together anyways?
With a cardboard tube of course!!!!!!
Is this a call for children to hide their pet gerbils?
ya know, t3, i know there's a lot of what tmk posted upthread that's really a collection of inside jokes. but trust me. whatever he says about dresses, he knows not what he's talking about.
no, that was actually a jab at me. that he was never supposed to be making.
Nothing touches the Titanium One!
then what is it we call that earlier today? :)
all i know is tmk better stop spreading those baseless rumors. or i'll tell some of them i know about him.
i'll just have to figure out which rumors those are first.
So there!!!
PFFFFT!
ahh. i understand now.
I can't believe you all started without me! But at lease I got my favorite post... 24!
when did your favorite post become 24? you're much older than that.
This could become the 'green room'
only if you stop teasing me and put that m&m back as your avatar.
Is felching allowed?
My, getting quite personal in here, aren't we?
ya mind? the last time you walked in on us you turned around and left. :)
But this sounds so much naughtier. I'm going to pop some popcorn and pull up an easy chair. I'm a voyeur at heart. :)
just don't ask where we got the butter from, ok?
Don't care where it came from, more concerned about where it's going. ;)
:: joins thx in praying to the porcelain goddess ::
a little 9 1/2 weeks in here?
That's way better than 9 1/2 months'!
why not? and, uh, what's 9-1/2 months got to do with anything? we're supposed to be safe about this, right?
Forgive me about any posts I may have left here last night. I had one too many scooby snacks....
roooby rooooby rooooo.
Man, you won't believe how many air fresheners we need for the van. We've got a forest of those little trees in there....
Little Me2 :)
Wow, I say it and it becomes so...just a little 9 1/2 weeks on Jerry tonight...WoW!
wow its been awfully quiet in this here room. gonna have to do something about that soon.
Should I spank you?
well, if you insist. clear it with the other room owner first though ;)
Go for it! Can I watch?
if you think it will help, i suppose you can watch. i'm normally not much of an exhibitionist though.
therapudic
Hmmmm, seems I found the kinky room?
rather one of them anyway. i think jt wants the 2 of us to keep our arguments and stuff here.
Sometimes I wonder how you two even know to find each other the way you bounce around rooms.
Maybe I'll have to invite you two over to my world sometime. Then you wouldn't have to worry about being shoved off into a corner, hehe.
we just know :)