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CM 17 JOE!
I.............
I.............
All my bags are packed
I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin'
This early morn
The taxi's waitin'
He's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could cry
Chorus:
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe I hate to go
I................
There's so many times I've let you down
and it is most excellent!
The first single~True to Myself
life has come along way since yesterday I say
and its not the same old thing over again I say
just do what you feel and don't you fool yourself I say
cause I can't make you happy unless I am I say I say I
got to be true to myself got to be true to myself
day in day out I've asked many questions I say
only to find the truth it never changes I say
if you don't deal with it it keeps killing you
a little by little I say
call me selfish if you will my life I alone can live
I say I say I
got to be true to myself got to be true to myself
I don't care if it hurts I'm tired of lies and all
these games
I've reached a point in life no longer can I be this way
don't come cryin to me I too have shed
my share of tears
I'm movin on yes I'm groovin on well
I'm finally free I've
got to be true to myself got to be true to my self
got to be true to myself got to be true to my self
Dragonfly COOL!
I like the words even without the tune.
The tune is good too :-) actually the whole disc is pretty good! If anyone wants a copy let me know.
A Happy Marley souchhhhh...
If anyone wants a copy let me know
I do, I do
::raises burning roach high in the air::
hahahaha I started to read that as 'burning croch' oooops
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go (aw's)
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a King
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only thirty-two
Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
hahahaha I started to read that as 'burning croch' oooops
oh my.
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only thirty-two Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
gotta come up with a better rhyme than tambourine there, j.
only thirty-two
That's almost dead to a 17 year old.
i suppose she figured she could get away with it cuz she looks 17.
Minnesota is the 32nd state ;)
Marley just turned 33 today, make sure you give him some shit!
CM, I'll bring that CD with to AW's if we make it (depends on how it goes for Marley fixing the van)
Cool ATH. Not sure if I can make it yet either tho.
Happy Birthday Marley Dude!!!!
i suppose she figured she could get away with it cuz she looks 17.
We need to talk.
You are such a suck up.
The woman you marry, is going to have you wrapped around her finger.
a suck up? moi? surely you jest.
Why do you think he's doing that to the frog? He's gotta have dominance over something...
a suck up? moi? surely you jest.
Under my thumb
The boy who once had me down
Under my thumb
The boy who once puhed me around
It's down to me
The difference in the clothes he wears
Down to me, the change has come,
He's under my thumb
Ain't it the truth babe?
Under my thumb
The squirmin' dog who's just had his day
Under my thumb
A boy who has just changed his ways
It's down to me, yes it is
The way he does just what he's told
Down to me, the change has come
He's under my thumb
Ah, ah, say it's alright
Under my thumb
A siamese cat of a boy
Under my thumb
He's the sweetest, hmmm, pet in the world
It's down to me
The way he talks when he's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
He's under my thumb
Ah, take it easy babe
Yeah
It's down to me, oh yeah
The way he talks when he's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
He's under my thumb
Yeah, it feels alright
Under my thumb
His eyes are just kept to hisself
Under my thumb, well I
I can still look at someone else
It's down to me, oh that's what I said
The way he talks when he's spoken to
Down to me, the change has come,
He's under my thumb
Say, it's alright.
Say it's all...
Say it's all...
Take it easy babe
Take it easy babe
Feels alright
Take it, take it easy babe
yeah, Marleys older than meeeeeee! ;)
I was gonna post the Happy Birthday tune but when you type it in above you don't get it ??
you do however get
'slappy the happy killer clown'
and
'happy holidays you b*****d'
and
'happy death day'
and
'happy endings'
He's gotta have dominance over something
Way funny ;-)
yeah, Marleys older than meeeeeee! ;)
and you told me you didn't care that you were older than me.
and you told me you didn't care that you were older than me.
One of those things that women say, but don't really mean.
i know. i know.
One of those things that women say, but don't really mean.
You mean like when they say "I think Richard Simmons is great"?
"I think Richard Simmons is great"
You don't know how many times that line has gotten me laid.
Oh, never mind
About as many times as "I'm going to hunt where the sun don't shine, want to help?"
Happy, happy birthday
To every girl and boy!
Hope this very special day
Brings you lots of joy!
Hope that birthday present
You get from Mom and Dad
Will make this very special day
The best you ever had!
-Roger Awsumb
"Rubber Ducky" sung by Me2 in the bathtub ;)
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
CHORUS: Every day when I
        Make my to the tubby
        I find a little fella who's
        Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
(repeat chorus)
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
(doo doo, be doo.)
me2, my rubber ducky and JOE ;)
I was Ernie in first grade and sang that song for a school production.
sung by Me2 in the bathtub ;)
:: ears perk up ::(i promise just the ears and nothing else ;)
I was Ernie in first grade and sang that song for a school production.
Wow! I would of never guessed ;o)
Here's one that might bring back some baby-boomer memories
I don't like snails or toads or frogs
Or strange things living under logs
But mmm, I love onions!
I don't like to dance with Crazy Ted
He's always jumping on my head
But mmm, I love onions!
Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!
Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!
I don't like rain or snow or hail
Or Moby Dick the Great White Whale
But mmm, I love onions!
I don't like shoes that pinch your toes
Or people who squirt you with a garden hose
But mmm, I love onions!
Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!
Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!
Onion is a tuberous vegetable, and is a member of the genus Stinkus
Delicioso. It was highly prized by the ancient Egyptian pharaohs and their
friends and cousins. It causes watering of the eyes and rubifaction of the skin
but it is very, very tasty.
Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!
Onions, onions, la-la-la!
Onions, onions, ha-ha-ha!
Root doot doot-doot, doot doot doot!
How vaiowy vaiowy gwoovie
-Susan Christie
Walking In My Winter Underware
i promise just the ears and nothing else
Here, this might help your problem.
www.viagra.com
I posted a link in another thread a while back but thought it appropriate to put here.
Lyrics for Weird Al Yankovic - Couch Potato
Look
If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it?
Or just let it slip?
Yo
Remote is ready
Eyes wide, palms are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n' Betty
No virgin to channel surfin'
And I'm HD-ready
So I flip
Garbage is all I'm getting
There's Simon Cowell
Who folks wanna disembowel
He opens his mouth
Always says something foul
They're dyin', wow
Wannabes are crying now
He votes them out
Time to throw in the towel
Shows based on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's family
Sho' loves profanity
Whoa, the insanity
Oh, dogs that crap and pee
Home of depravity?
No, they live happily
Yo
Plus "Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna Nicole
Well, she's scaring me
"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)
My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey
Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it
I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)
Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay
Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a long shower
Network execs with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"
Like to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider
And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a
Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"
Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 second spot
Then we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on recording "The Sopranos"
I forgot
I love shows with or without a plot
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only have got
One brain to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)
"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)
You can watch anything you want to, man
Weird Al was his high school valedictorian.
Interesting. Well he's definitely making it work for him. Just not in a conventional way is all. Whatever works. Thanks Frosti. He's coming to the State Fair this year too.
funny thing is I think I could be weirdMe2
I love switching words to music
Well we're big rock singers
We got golden fingers
And we're loved everywhere we go
(that sounds like us)
We sing about beauty
And we sing about truth
At ten million dollars a show
(yeah, right!)
We take all kinda pills
That give us all kinda thrills
But the thrill we've never known
Is the thrill that it gets ya
When you get your picture
On the cover of the rolling stone
Chorus:
Rolling stone
I'm gonna see my picture on the cover
Stone
Gonna buy five copies for my mother
Stone
Gonna see my smiling face
On the cover of the rolling stone
I got a freaky old lady named cocaine katie
Who embroiders on my jeans
I got my poor old gray-haired daddy
Driving my limousine.
Now it's all designed to blow our minds,
But our minds won't really be blown
Like the blow that'll getcha
When you get your picture
On the cover of the rolling stone
Chorus
Spoken: hey, i know how!!!
Solo
Spoken: beautiful!
We gotta lot of little teen-aged
Blue-eyed groupies
Who do anything we say
We got a genuine indian guru
He's teaching us a better way
We got all the friends that money can buy,
So we never have to be alone
And we keep gettin' richer,
But we can't get our picture
On the cover of the rolling stone
Chorus
Talking:
I don't know why we ain't on the cover, baby!
Ah we're beautiful fellas!
I ain't kiddin' you man, we'd make a beautiful cover
I mean, i can see it right now--we be up front,
Oh, we be smilin'....beautiful!
Love that song. It used to be on the jukebox at one of my favorite college watering holes, Mick's Office in Moorhead MN.
(chorus)
I said, train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
Train kept a rollin' all night long
With a heave, and a ho
But i just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no
Well, get along
Sweet little woman get along
On your way
Well, get along
Sweet little woman get along
On your way
I'm in heat, i'm in love
But i just couldn't tell her so, no, no, no
Well on a train, i met a dame
She rather handsome
We kinda looked the same
She was pretty
From new york city
I'm walkin' down that old fair lane
I'm in heat, i'm in love
But i just couldn't tell her so
(chorus)
Well, get along
Sweet little woman get along
On your way
Well, get along
Sweet little woman get along
On your way
I'm in heat, i'm in love
But i just couldn't tell her
Well, we made a stop in albequerque
She musta thought
I was a real cool jerk
Got off the train, and put her hands up
Lookin' so good, i couldn't let her go
But i just couldn't tell her so
(chorus)
I'm in heat, i'm in love
But i just couldn't tell her
Not the 'deepest' song lyrics but the music is the same as the one above. I never knew who's was first. They were recorded in the same year.
Honey Hush
Come on in this house, stop all that yakety-yak,
Come on in this house, stop all that yakety-yak,
Don't make me nervous, holdin' a baseball bat.
You keep on yappin', talkin' 'bout this 'n that,
Well you keep on yappin', talkin' 'bout this 'n that,
Got news for you baby, you're nothing but an alley cat.
Well it's hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver away, yeah... whoo!
Honey hush!
{Rod - Solo}
Turn out the water works baby, they don't move me no more,
Turn out the water works baby, they don't move me no more,
When I leave this town, ain't comin' back no more, no.
So it's hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver away, yea.
Well it's hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver,
Hi-yo, hi-yo silver away, yea.
I'm gone!
{Rod - Solo}
Yeah!
Turn out the water works baby!
They don't move me no more.
Honey hush,
Whoo!
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt
Willst du bis der tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein f¨¹r alle tage...
Nein
Willst du bis zum tod der scheide
Sie lieben auch in schlechten tagen....
Nein
(translation:
You have
--------
You
You have
You have me
You
You have
You have me
You have asked me
You have asked me
You have asked me
And i did not say anything
Will you until death does sever
Be upright to her forever
No
Will you 'til death be her rider
Her lover too, to stay inside her
No
The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post
they're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most
the watchdog's got rabies the foreman's got fleas
and everyone's concerned about Industrial Disease
there's panic on the switchboard tongues are ties in knots
some come out in sympathy some come out in spots
some blame the management some the employees
and everybody knows it's the Industrial Disease
The work force is disgusted downs tools and walks
innocence is injured experience just talks
everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees
that these are 'classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze'
on ITV and BBC they talk about the curse
philosophy is useless theology is worse
history boils over there's an economics freeze
sociologists invent words that mean 'Industrial Disease'
Doctor Parkinson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here
you've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer
I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
but worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease'
he wrote me a prescription he said 'you are depressed
but I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest
come back and see me later - next patient please
send in another victim of Industrial Disease'
I go down to Speaker's Corner I'm thunderstruck
they got free speech, tourists, police in trucks
two men say they're Jesus one of them must be wrong
there's a protest singer singing a protest song - he says
'they wanna have a war to keep us on our knees
they wanna have a war to keep their factories
they wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese
they wanna have a war to stop Industrial Disease
they're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind
they wanna sap your energy incarcerate your mind
they give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three
two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease'
meanwhile the first Jesus says 'I'd cure it soon
abolish monday mornings and friday afternoons'
the other one's on a hunger strike he's dying by degrees
how come Jesus gets Industrial Disease
Great one ESD
Heard of a van that is loaded with weapons
packed up and ready to go
Heard of some gravesites, out by the highway
a place where nobody knows
The sound of gunfire, off in the distance
I'm getting used to it now
Lived in a brownstone, lived in the ghetto
I've lived all over this town
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco
this ain't no fooling around
No time for dancing, or lovey dovey
I ain't got time for that now
Transmit the message, to the receiver
hope for an answer some day
I got three passports, couple of visas
don't even know my real name
High on a hillside, trucks are loading
everything's ready to roll
I sleep in the daytime, I work in the nightime
I might not ever get home
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco
this ain't no fooling around
This ain't no mudd club, or C. B. G. B.
I ain't got time for that now
Heard about Houston? Heard about Detroit?
Heard about Pittsburgh, P. A.?
You oughta know not to stand by the window
somebody might see you up there
I got some groceries, some peanut butter
to last a couple of days
But I ain't got no speakers
ain't got no headphones
ain't got no records to play
Why stay in college? Why go to night school?
Gonna be different this time?
Can't write a letter, can't send a postcard
I can't write nothing at all
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco
this ain't no fooling around
I'd love you hold you, I'd like to kiss you
I ain't got no time for that now
Trouble in transit, got through the roadblock
we blended in with the crowd
We got computers, we're tapping phone lines
I know that ain't allowed
We dress like students, we dress like housewives
or in a suit and a tie
I changed my hairstyle so many times now
don't know what I look like!
You make me shiver, I feel so tender
we make a pretty good team
Don't get exhausted, I'll do some driving
you ought to get you some sleep
Get you instructions, follow directions
then you should change your address
Maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day
whatever you think is best
Burned all my notebooks, what good are notebooks?
They won't help me survive
My chest is aching, burns like a furnace
the burning keeps me alive
Try to stay healthy, physical fitness
don't want to catch no disease
Try to be careful, don't take no chances
you better watch what you say
Some people say my love cannot be true
Please believe me, my love, and i'll show you
I will give you those things you thought unreal
The sun, the moon, the stars all bear my seal
Oh yeah!
Follow me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
Forever with me 'till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way i'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
Oh yeah!
Now i have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you will see who i am
My name is lucifer, please take my hand
Oh yeah!
Follow me now and you will not regret
Leaving the life you led before we met
You are the first to have this love of mine
Forever with me 'till the end of time
Your love for me has just got to be real
Before you know the way i'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
I'm going to feel
Oh yeah!
Now i have you with me, under my power
Our love grows stronger now with every hour
Look into my eyes, you will see who i am
My name is lucifer, please take my hand
Something blowing in my head
Winter's ice, it soon will spread
Death would freeze my very soul
Makes me happy, makes me cold
My eyes are blind but i can see
The snowflakes glisten on the tree
The sun no longer sets me free
I feel there's no place freezing me
Let the winter sun shine on
Let me feel the frost of dawn
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow
Soon i'll feel the chilling glow
Don't you think i know what i'm doing
Don't tell me that it's doing me wrong
You're the one who's really a loser
This is where i feel i belong
Crystal world with winter flowers
Turns my day to frozen hours
Lying snowblind in the sun
Will my ice age ever come?
geeeesh, MEN!