Some of us talk to God. It may be in the car as we drive to work, before we eat dinner, some even say "good morning" to God as they get up in the morning. Those sound positive where as sometimes people ask questions in a negative way when they can't believe God 'let' bad things happen in our lives. People don't usually think they get a reply. ;) and then there is a very small percentage who don't believe God exists at all. But wether you believe or not, what would you want to say?
I find myself blessed everyday which is actually funny cause I always have something to complain about.
If you had a chance to ask God anything and actually get a reply to your question or even hold a conversation where He talks back to you... what would you ask him?
I have many questions -some serious but some pretty simple and just plain get my curiosity (where someone in the forum may already know the answer)please feel free to answer for God ...cause just maybe you learned the answer just to tell me or others ;)
my question's today were "Why is your name God? Did you choose it? You just made it up? Who was the first person to call you God, Adam?"
One word, "Why"?
Will there be a medallion hunt in heaven?
good one, esd. and thx, "why not?"
Who? What? Where? Why? When?
What four horses will cross the finish line first in the ninth race @ Canterbury, and where should I send my donation?
What four horses will cross the finish line first in the ninth race @ Canterbury, and where should I send my donation?
note the evils of gambling are on #6 ahhh run away run away....
and thx, "why not?"
I can think of a million reason's "why not", but not many "Why".
well my 5th grade daughter took a course with the D.A.R.E. program.
(for those of you not familiar...it tells kids not to do drugs)
I asked her what they taught her
she replies with "don't do drugs cause it will kill you"
what they didn't tell her was HOW it can kill you- just that it does. I replied with "so it can kill you...yeah, so can walking across the street and getting hit by a bus! or slipping in the shower!"
They didn't tell her it can be addicting to her body and dangerous to physical & mental health of her and others.
Now, my thoughts turned to "why did God put 'drugs' on Earth if they are harmful but entising and wonderful and make the body feel good?"
these questions might be good in the 'question thread" :)
"why did God put 'drugs' on Earth if they are harmful but entising and wonderful and make the body feel good?"
well, the same thing can be said about water. why did god put something you can drown in on the earth, yet at the same time its essential to your very existence?
God dose not rule the earth till after judgment day till then it is ruled by the devil.
What would you ask God?
Is Jesus real?
Questions that dogs ask God.....
Dear God,
Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God,
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
Dear God,
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride!
Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God,
Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog:
- I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
- I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
- the things in the kitty litter box; although they are tasty, they are not food.
- The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
- The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
- The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
- My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
- I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.
- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
- Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'
- I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
- I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
- I will not throw up in the car.
- I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
- I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over.
- The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
XTC - "Dear God"
Dear god, hope you get the letter and...
I pray you can make it better down here
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
But all the people that you made in your image
See them starving in the street
'Cause they don't get enough to eat from god
I can't believe in you
Dear god, sorry to disturb you but...
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
And all the people that you made in your image
See them fighting in the street
'Cause they can't make opinions meet about god
I can't believe in you
Did you make disease and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!
Dear god don't know if you noticed but...
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
And all the people that you made in your image
still believing that junk is true
Well I know it ain't, and so do you
Dear god
I can't believe in
I don't believe
I won't believe in heaven or hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world 'round
The hurt I see helps to compound
That father, son and holy ghost
Is just somebody's unholy hoax
And if you're up there you'll perceive
That my heart's here upon my sleeve
If there's one thing I don't believe in
It's you
Dear god
I hate that song THX. I think who ever wrote it was a lib.
I hate that song THX. I think who ever wrote it was a lib.
You don't think a Conservative can be an athiest, or at least agnostic?
You don't think a Conservative can be an athiest, or at least agnostic?
well maby but the song just rings of the left if you ask me.
I know someone who is a conservative and says he doesnt believe in God.
I don't, however, know any other people who don't believe -
at least I havn't heard them say they don't beleive.
But, what do you think of this? he uses Gods name in vein -so shouldnt he use a different slang or name? Does anyone have a comment on that?
Some people think that by using the word God or Jesus as part of a swear word is actually more descriptive than the swear word itself. Damn it! by itself just doesn't have the same impact without it. I really don't think that religious belief has much to do with it at that point as they aren't necessarily considered as nouns any longer anyway.
K- thanks for your feedback- I don't agree with using it in a swear text anyhow no matter if you believe or not.
I don't think God likes it vary much it is one of the ten commandments after all.
There's 10 of those things? Damn it!!! I've been only following 6 of them all this time. ;-)
HA HA HA HA HA
I would ask "Why do people fight like cats and dogs over a silly cats and dogs poll thread?"
look what you started KIDS! now that thread is going crazy with posts!
The gods must be crazy---uuuh bad pun
I would ask if there could possibly be some snow for the 2004 med. hunt. at least 3 or 4 feet.
I would ask him to delete ESD's last post. ;-)
why do you want to hunt with rakes again?
How about if we all shovel our driveway's and drop off all the snow at ESD's house ;) then he can have all the snow he wants!
yes thank you LL.
i'll rent the dump trucks for it too!!!!
well since we dont have rakes cause someone stole them during the last hunt I guess we need snow! but then again someone stole my shovel from the compost site last month :( God? what are you trying to tell me?
maybe that you should be shoveling something other than shit? ;)
Well, I was thinking maybe I am being told I don't need tools next year-I will just go stand in the park and it will levitate to me! HA! so there! ;p
:: decides that the best place to be for the next med hunt is gonna be right next to me2 ::
and you thought you divorced me after the last hunt.
hahahahaha - is divorce in the Bible?
actually yes it is.
I think I'll tack up snow sculpture with all the snow every one is going to bring me, just dump it in my front yard.
Maybe I'll make a statue of Supper Scribe... LOL.
Supper Scribe or Super Scribe?
your making me hungry...is Scribe cooking us dinner?
or are you cooking Scribe for dinner?
Sorry it's super.
Now I am picturing Scribe wearing a Superwoman costume while ice skating around the kitchen making us dinner :)
now that vision changed to seeing Scribe wearing her Vulcan costume acting like a Super Vulc...still making us dinner ;)
didn't you see the picture I drew for her it had her in her snow suit and holding a lantern and a shovel, with a red cape.
No, don't recall seeing it.
but my own imagination is pretty good- and NO I am not fantasizing about her- geesh guys, is that ALL you think about?!
geesh guys, is that ALL you think about?!
honey, do you really need me to answer that? ;)
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel.
There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's Funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory"
following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
p.s. Sure is hot down here
LOL!!! Thanks
Good one Me2
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent emails. They sent out emails with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.
But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went off!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."