A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.
Damn! The hell if I can ever make it to the bathroom. It must be an age thing. I let er rip just as I head outta bed. That way I don't have to brush my teeth in my own stench.  Sorry hun. ;-(
this might be a really good place for OTS to hang out....
Ahhhh, Thanks for having a place where I can step out and let one fly without offending anyone
there ya go
see, the secret is to not care about offending anyone.
http://www.skholla.com/images/holla/BC633C9EE14A6B723168F4709C99274E.jpg
I farted and everyone left. First time that I was ever thanked for farting...
Random pic there for mws.
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(ian...i think you know who said this ....and who took the pic)
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.
Damn! The hell if I can ever make it to the bathroom. It must be an age thing. I let er rip just as I head outta bed. That way I don't have to brush my teeth in my own stench.  Sorry hun. ;-(
Damn! What's that smell???
blame it on the dog!
hahaha- but I don't have a dog anymore :(
Beans and cheese! --gotta love beans and cheese
Blame the cat.
Cats are not innocent by any means.
first time finding these place...I am amazed there is an entire thread on farting!!!!!!!!!
I'm amazed it took this long to resurface.
I just moved it.
I always think that when a man farts, it's on purpose. Am I wrong?