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me2

I tried that. Supposedly you should be able to take the http and post it here and the lyrics will "scroll". I cant get them to "scroll" here or in my blog
Thu, 04/20/2006 - 1:39 PM Permalink
KITCH

I suck at HTML
Thu, 04/20/2006 - 1:45 PM Permalink
KITCH

redbear??? did your google get fixed???
Thu, 04/20/2006 - 1:45 PM Permalink
diggin4it

FYI - my administrative assistant ordered the Ultralac N from Telechemische, Inc. yesterday.

Thanks Kitch!!
Thu, 04/20/2006 - 6:20 PM Permalink
KITCH

way cool!!!

btw...it just might be the ONLY place in the u.s.
Thu, 04/20/2006 - 6:20 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Kitch... In many Harley-Davidson designs you see an eagle in either an 'upwing' pose (Wing-tips pointed up) or a downwing (Wing-tips stretched out to sides) pose. What is the significance, if anything, as to why one is up or down? I know a broken-wing signifies that you have been injured, or crashed on your bike, if this helps.
Tue, 05/02/2006 - 4:21 PM Permalink
KITCH

you would ask me on a day I can't get google to work 100% right for me...

ha
Tue, 05/02/2006 - 6:58 PM Permalink
Clue Master

The real Kitch could make it work. Go back to where you came from imposter! :neutral:
Tue, 05/02/2006 - 8:52 PM Permalink
KITCH

so far I'm coming up empty....

but I do know this is the 100th annvsry logo

Wed, 05/03/2006 - 6:08 AM Permalink
KITCH

there is only 4 dealerships with a skull in the logo...
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 6:16 AM Permalink
KITCH

only 1 with a human skull...
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 6:16 AM Permalink
KITCH

The skull and wings was a symbol of good luck. Today, for thousands of bikers around the world, the skull and wings is still a symbol of good luck and happy journeys.
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 6:17 AM Permalink
KITCH

ok...but I'm guessing here...

after reading lots of different articles...

It looks to me that its not really a meaning of anything...

each shop can have a different logo but they need to have "HD" approve them for use...

I'm sure it just evolved over time...
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 6:31 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

kitch...

what would you dooooooooooooo for a klondike bar?
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 6:32 AM Permalink
KITCH

ha...

is it "ice cream one" or a "real gold bar"
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 6:39 AM Permalink
Clue Master

The question is, what would he doooooooo for a dike bar?
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 7:00 AM Permalink
KITCH

interesting....

I've always like the kates...its the cool dresses....
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 7:02 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Hahahahaha!!!!! :goofy:
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 9:10 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Kitch-

why are you answering a question with a question?

didn't your mother tell you not to do that?
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 1:28 PM Permalink
KITCH

why does your mother tell you that???
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 1:30 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

how much is that dog in the window?
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 3:47 PM Permalink
Clue Master

The one with the waggily tail?
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 4:19 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I sure hope that doggies for sale

(god I'm old)
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 4:30 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Thanks for looking!

 And the skull with wings things is cool too... I didn't know that, but coincidentally I have a winged-skull pin on my jacket - and zephswife just bought me a skull (the one from the H-D winged-skull design) watch for my birthday... groovy :smile: Pretty neat, hopefully I get a little more luck than I have been having. Next time I ride with that jacket, I am buying a lottery ticket. Thanks Kitch!
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 7:52 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Thanks, that is pretty cool...

lotsa money though, for eBay...
Wed, 05/03/2006 - 8:05 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

Ask Kitch anything.

Why can't my friend Gina ever get a second date with a guy?
Thu, 05/04/2006 - 9:55 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

because guys suck?
Thu, 05/04/2006 - 10:23 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

Nope - wrong answer Nick.. good try tho.
Thu, 05/04/2006 - 10:33 AM Permalink
Posen

I think Nick's on to something... :worried:
Thu, 05/04/2006 - 10:49 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

nah - I think it's something wrong with her..

:0)
Thu, 05/04/2006 - 10:50 AM Permalink
KITCH

wow...what is she doing on the 1st date????

or not doing??
Thu, 05/04/2006 - 11:15 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

I'm not sure - but part of it might be that she asks where this is going, cause she wants to be in a committed relationship on the way to the alter by year end - and babies in the next 2.

that or she tells them, that he will be expected to spend every sunday (football season or not) in the company of her parents for family dinner day.

both would make me run like hell..

but YOU dear Kitch - should be telling me this from your google prowress.
Thu, 05/04/2006 - 12:04 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I see nothing wrong with being prepared and having clear and realistic expectations, along with a solid plan. She appears to know exactly what she wants, and is being forthright and clear upon first-meet. Having a strong relationship with your parents shows she is committed to having a solid and lasting relationship with whichever guy she ends up with. And nothing seals the deal as far as commitment goes as babies. There is no turning back a baby. I mean, you can't just give it back to where you got it...

Why can't she land a guy? She's nuts. Plain and simple. :wink:
Thu, 05/04/2006 - 5:27 PM Permalink
KITCH

I'm thinking she'd be just fine...if you wrote her myspace stories...
Thu, 05/04/2006 - 5:41 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Yeah... theres nothing wrong with wanting to know whats up with things, right away.... sounds like she knows what she wants.... she just needs to find a guy that wants the same thing....

most dudes are afraid of commitment, or even just talking about it, unless they've been with someone for a while.... and even then its not a good subject to talk about - notice I said most... it doesnt apply to all of us...

Its probably not all just her, and not all just picking the wrong guys.....maybe someplace in the middle...

maybe she's bringing up the stuff too fast, and too soon, and not letting the guy have a chance to feel things first...

that, and what I said earlier - guys suck.....

or I just dont know anything at all, and shouldnt be talking about this crap, with the mood i'm in, so poop on what I think.
Thu, 05/04/2006 - 8:52 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

you had me going there until that last line...
Fri, 05/05/2006 - 9:59 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

Heh. I pimped her page. It got her like 2 looks. oh well, her loss.
Fri, 05/05/2006 - 10:03 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

WN - It's like this. The guys she is into - are either A) recently divorced - "so not going down that road any time soo" or :cool: So not looking for a R/S that even the love of a supermodel wouldn't change that.

The guys who are into her - and would LOVE to marry her and have her babies - are either A) unemployed :cool: need a *mommy* c) Have legal issues D) have mental issues

oh - there was the guy last year who was totally into her and she liked him.. that was until I realized that his business was a sham and he was infact actually a drug dealer...
Fri, 05/05/2006 - 10:06 AM Permalink
Love4Vino

Kitch - new ask Kitch anything question...

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? and does it vary based on flavor?
Fri, 05/05/2006 - 10:07 AM Permalink
Mr. Med Hunter

Why is the snooze on an alarm clock 9 minutes?
Fri, 05/05/2006 - 11:56 AM Permalink
Clue Master

The question I have is who invented the snooze alarm and what is his address? :angry:
Fri, 05/05/2006 - 5:24 PM Permalink
KITCH

http://edmondpaper.com/detail.php?62051,4,44

Ed Segwick was a great star of the past, and he had always had a problem getting out of bed in time for early morning call, so these two washed-up performers starting thinking about ways to help him out. And they came up with a good one. They invented a clock that would offer a snooze mode.

You know, you hit a button and the alarm shuts off, but only for about five minutes, then it gives you another blast? Most people have one and use it on the occasion, maybe everyday!
Fri, 05/05/2006 - 6:21 PM Permalink
KITCH

By setting the snooze time to 9 minutes, modern digital alarm clocks only needs to watch the last digit of the time. So, if you hit snooze at 6:45, the alarm goes off again when the last digit hits 4 - at 7:54. They couldn't make the snooze period 10 minutes, or the alarm would go off right away - or the clock would take more circuitry.

Historically speaking, there's another element to the answer. Clock experts say when snooze alarms were invented, the gears in alarm clocks were standardized. The snooze gear was introduced into the existing mix and its teeth had to mesh with the other gears' teeth. The engineers had to choose between a gear that made the snooze period nine-plus minutes or 10-plus minutes. Because of the gear configuration, 10 minutes on the nose was not an option.

According to these clock historians, engineers chose the shorter snooze, figuring "less than 10 minutes" seemed more punctual and marketable than sending people back to dreamland for "more than 10 minutes." The public became accustomed to this, and clock makers have generally stuck with it.

General Electric-Telechron marketed the first snooze alarm in 1956. Check out that clock online at www.telechron.net/7h241.htm.

But not all snooze alarms buzzed every nine minutes. In 1959, Westclox released "drowse" alarms that could be set for either five or 10 minutes of snooze time. Later Westclox marketed clocks with a seven-minute snooze alarm.

Still, nine minutes is the norm.

If you smack a snooze button, you ain't sleepin' alone. According to USA Today, more than a third of American adults hit the snooze button every morning an average of three times. Snooziest group? The 25- to 34-year-olds - 57 percent of them hit the snooze button daily. Peppiest risers? It's the seniors. Only 10 percent of Americans over 65 regularly use their snooze button.

Snooze alarms can do more than just make you late for work. They can train you to remember your dreams. See, early morning is heavy rapid-eye-movement time, when we dream heavily. The snooze alarm can be your guide in and out of that dreamscape, as you might have noticed on a morning when you hit the snooze button several times.

Charles McPhee, the nationally syndicated columnist and radio host known as "The Dream Doctor," says if you can't remember your dreams you can try this exercise.

On a morning when you can sleep in, set your alarm and when it sounds, hit the snooze alarm. Lie still and work back in your mind to what you were just dreaming about. Remember your emotions and whatever snippets of the dream you can. See if you can piece together the outline of a dream, and write it in a notebook by your bed. Then go back to sleep and repeat the process each time the snooze alarm buzzes.

This can train your mind to better remember your dreams, McPhee says.

_SOURCES: Clock historian Jay "Pappy" Kennan, clockhistory.com, USA Today, The Straight Dope
Fri, 05/05/2006 - 6:23 PM Permalink
KITCH

I think I'm going to need to do some testing with my licking method on each of the different flavors of raspberry, cherry, orange, grape, blue raspberry, strawberry, vanilla, chocolate and watermelon.

I've got a feeling cherry is going to lower the licking...followed by chcolate and vanilla
Fri, 05/05/2006 - 6:28 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

the answer is 3.

dont you guys remember that commercial, with the owl, and the little kid?
Fri, 05/05/2006 - 7:26 PM Permalink