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tim_the_hunter

why do the poker gods hate me?

where did all my money go?
Tue, 06/06/2006 - 2:13 PM Permalink
KITCH

do you really want me to answer this one???

sounds like you need some help....
Tue, 06/06/2006 - 2:16 PM Permalink
KITCH

Cosmology is the branch of philosophy that deals with the origins of the universe. Not surprisingly, there are many philosophical arguments for the existence of God. One such argument, reduced to its essentials, goes like this: (A) The universe features odd problems; (:cool: The existence of a creator would explain those problems; (C) No other hypothesis manages to explain them; ergo (D) God must exist. Critics contend there’s a flaw in the syllogism, and that it lies in (:cool: — does the existence of God really explain said problems, or does it simply defer the explanation?

Similar questions sometimes arise when considering the subject of luck. For example, we all know about standard deviation, but poker’s a volume business, and variations beyond the standard do occur. Indeed, some deviations are so mind-numbingly deviant, they can eat away at our skulls and send us wandering in the night in search of metaphysical answers. When such streaks occur in the positive, most of us simply shrug and chalk them up to “good luck,” and when they occur in the negative, to “bad luck.” But do these terms really explain anything, or are they just the labels we assign to elusive phenomena, semantic posts to lean against in the absence of real understanding?

Defining luck is a dicey business. My Random House dictionary offers as its primary definition: “the force that seems to operate for good or ill in a person’s life, as in shaping events, circumstances, and opportunities.” Note that it doesn’t say “a force that operates for good or ill ... ” but “a force that seems to operate … ” Hmm. Is luck, then, a force … or the perception of a force? A cause … or an effect? If the latter, of what? The truth is, it’s a term so inexact that even lexicographers, whose business is exactness, leave themselves a semantic out — or so, at least, it seems.

We’ve all heard those pithy maxims about the value of preparation, and its relation to luck. “Luck is the residue of design,” “Luck favors the well-prepared,” and so on, the idea being that good luck is wasted on those who are insufficiently prepared to exploit it. But aside from aphorisms in Bartlett’s, there’s no real literature on luck, nor is there any website to log on to for answers. And while many good players — the kind from whom you learn — may court a lucky image, luck itself is not something they tend to dwell on, for the simple reason that it’s a factor they recognize to be beyond their control. Weak players, on the other hand, often obsess over the subject, continually attributing their opponents’ successes to good luck and their own failures to bad. Some spend lifetimes looking for ways to manipulate their luck, an attempt that usually takes the form of playing lots and lots of hands. In the end, of course, there are only two things you can really do about luck: handle the bad and be prepared for the good. Like the poet says: the readiness is all.

The best marriage of preparation to fortune it was ever my luck to witness took place in a two-table poker room in Oregon when I was 21. The place was run by a big, friendly guy named Jack, who usually sat in on the games. Although lowball was the only legal game in town, every once in a while we played five-card stud. The $2-$10 stakes were a mere technicality; every bet was $10, huge money for me in those days. One night, a kid weÂ’d never seen before walked in and joined us in a game of stud. He was even greener than I was, but he managed to stay afloat until late in the evening, when a pretty big hand developed between us. Starting with an ace up and an ace down against his queen, I hit the hat trick on third street and he caught a queen. It soon became apparent to everyone in the Pacific Northwest (everyone, that is, but the kid himself) that weÂ’d both made trips, and it must have been pretty amusing to watch, for in our efforts to disguise the strength of our hands while jamming the pot at every turn, we both acted our little heads off. You never saw so much casual shoulder-shrugging and fake deep thinking in your life. What a couple of ham sandwiches! We chewed the scenery all the way to fifth street until finally, after about the 10th raise, the kid was all in. His stunned reaction when I turned over the third ace made it crystal clear that heÂ’d never for a single moment considered the possibility that his three ladies were beaten. It was also clear from the anger in his eyes as they darted suspiciously from me to Jack that he considered himself a victim not of bad luck, but of a swindle.

You could have cut the tension with a knife, but the kid had another weapon in mind. He angrily bolted from the room, and we listened as his truck screeched out of the parking lot. None of us really thought much of it, though, and after a lively rehash of the hand, the cards were in the air and all of us forgot about him — all of us, that is, except Jack, who waited a few minutes, then quietly, without comment, pushed his chips across the table to a chair facing the window. For my money, it was the best seat change in history, because a half-hour later that truck crept back into the parking lot with its lights off, and the kid hopped out with a pistol. Luckily for me, Jack had seen it coming, and before the rest of us knew what was happening, Jack had grabbed his shotgun, bounded outside, and quickly “persuaded” the kid that he’d do well to get back in his truck and be on his way.

Luck? Fortune? Providence? Call it what you will, the poker gods were with all three of us that night. I was lucky not to get turned into Swiss cheese, the kid was lucky that someone stopped him before doing something that would have ruined his life, and Jack was lucky to avoid an ugly scandal that would have shut his doors forever. But whereas my luck and the kid’s were delivered on a silver platter, Jack’s “luck” — the luck that saved us all — was self-generated, the result of anticipating a possible outcome, and being prepared to handle it.

When all is said and done, that’s pretty much what poker is — anticipating outcomes, and readying yourself to handle them. Lady Luck may move around, but she knows what she likes, and she really does have a weakness for the well-prepared. On that optimistic note, allow me to wish you all the “best of luck” in the coming year. Of course, with luck being so subjective and all, and taking into account the varying readiness levels in people’s games, I guess you could take that two ways — either “Keep up the good work” or “Wake up and smell the chips.”
Tue, 06/06/2006 - 2:16 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

I must have forgotten to tip the dealer one too many times. :chagrin:
Tue, 06/06/2006 - 2:19 PM Permalink
KITCH

but that is what you get for calling the lady's the bitch's

its all karma my friend....

see...

Poker Gods do have a sense of humour.
Tue, 06/06/2006 - 2:20 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

I sit at a 1-2 NL table on thursday night, witha 200 buy in.

No cards for 2 hours. and when I say no cards, I mean no cards. there was no limping in at this table, the standard preflop raise was 10-15.

I finally pick up QQ to the right of the button, there is a raise to 10 from mid possition, I reraise to 55, button calls me. I'm putting him on AK, or AQ suited up. Everyone else folds. Flop comes 2-7-10 rainbow, I'm thinking dream flop and push in my remaining 135 in chips (I wanted him OUT). button calls with KK.

that was how the whole trip went.
Tue, 06/06/2006 - 2:30 PM Permalink
KITCH

bwwwwahhh...see...told you it was the ladies...

I KNEW IT!!!!

Its all about KARMA my friend...KARMA...

apparently you haven't been treating the ladies kindly....
Tue, 06/06/2006 - 2:35 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

probability of running up against a higher pocket pair with QQ against 7 people...

%0.0673

:angry:
Tue, 06/06/2006 - 3:47 PM Permalink
me2

most of us simply shrug and chalk them up to “good luck,” and when they occur in the negative, to “bad luck.” But do these terms really explain anything, or are they just the labels we assign to elusive phenomena

When all is said and done, that’s pretty much what poker is — anticipating outcomes, and readying yourself to handle them. Lady Luck may move around, but she knows what she likes, and she really does have a weakness for the well-prepared.
Tue, 06/06/2006 - 4:50 PM Permalink
KITCH

umm..you could have hit a set as well...

so that is 5 pocket pairs that could have crushed you...
Tue, 06/06/2006 - 6:08 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

10's MAYBE

7's or deuces with a substantial raise would be silly to play.

I'm representing atleast JJ with that play, which is why I put him on AK-AQ or at worst KJ suited, hoping to get a piece of the flop. in hind sight an ace on the flop might have helped me chase him if I still pushed a bit to test him.
Wed, 06/07/2006 - 1:00 PM Permalink
KITCH

how much did he have on the table???
Wed, 06/07/2006 - 1:04 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

0.

plus he has to worry about a reraise from the original bettor in mid possition.

in no circumstance would a call with 77 or quack quack be a good call. even with 10 10 it would be a mistake, imo. the only realistic cards that beat me are AA KK. :frown:
Wed, 06/07/2006 - 2:03 PM Permalink
KITCH

ok...yep..you called the Lady's a bad name and got burned by the gods...serves you right :wink:
Wed, 06/07/2006 - 2:14 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

what do the poker gods care about ladies?

I tend to think complaining when you shop a pot is the worst karma... anytime you get chips out of a pot you should be happy.
Wed, 06/07/2006 - 2:32 PM Permalink
KITCH

what do the poker gods care about ladies?

with an attitude like that...I'd suggesst you fold sigfreid and roid from now on.
Wed, 06/07/2006 - 2:50 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

my favorite name for a hand is gay waiter...

Q3
Wed, 06/07/2006 - 3:55 PM Permalink
KITCH

this sucks

(15+1 turbo)

Table '26080973 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button

Seat 1: The 5th King (1355 in chip)

Seat 3: ruby2man (2025 in chips)

Seat 4: MrTynKyn (1545 in chips)

Seat 5: ataros (2250 in chips)

Seat 7: TAFC (3800 in chips)

Seat 8: Kitch (1350 in chips)

Seat 9: Wolfram222 (1175 in chips)

billwmc: posts small blind 50

Wolfram222: posts big blind 100
  • ** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Kitch [Ad Ac]

    The 5th King: folds

    ruby2man: folds

    MrTynKyn: folds

    ataros: folds

    TAFC: folds

    Kitch: raises 100 to 200

    Wolfram222: raises 975 to 1175 and is all-in

    Kitch: calls 975
  • ** FLOP *** [5c Qc 4h]
  • ** TURN *** [5c Qc 4h] [Js]
  • ** RIVER *** [5c Qc 4h Js] [2h]
  • ** SHOW DOWN *** Kitch: shows [Ad Ac] (a pair of Aces)

    Wolfram222: shows [4c 2c] (two pair, Fours and Deuces)

    Wolfram222 collected 2350 from pot
  • Wed, 06/07/2006 - 4:58 PM Permalink
    tim_the_hunter

    cracked the aces with the 2-4 suited eh?

    I heard that 5-6 suited is the hand that cracks Aces the most, I should look into that.
    Thu, 06/08/2006 - 12:59 PM Permalink
    tim_the_hunter

    btw- are you playing with real money online now?
    Thu, 06/08/2006 - 12:59 PM Permalink
    KITCH

    not since my PC crashed... :frown:
    Thu, 06/08/2006 - 1:06 PM Permalink
    tim_the_hunter

    it couldn't handle the astronomical ammounts of money you were raking in?
    Thu, 06/08/2006 - 1:51 PM Permalink
    Clue Master

    Hey Kitch -

    Why do I always want to drink a big glass of milk after eating ice cream?
    Mon, 06/12/2006 - 9:44 PM Permalink
    KITCH

    any ice cream??

    what kind??
    Tue, 06/13/2006 - 4:36 AM Permalink
    Love4Vino

    Kitch,

    Why is salt such a strong craving?
    Tue, 06/13/2006 - 10:25 AM Permalink
    Clue Master

    Most any ice cream. Vanilla mostly.
    Tue, 06/13/2006 - 11:18 AM Permalink
    KITCH

    why don't I have time to do this right now??
    Tue, 06/13/2006 - 11:24 AM Permalink
    Clue Master

    Why is Kitch busy?
    Tue, 06/13/2006 - 12:43 PM Permalink
    KITCH

    'cuz I spend my life here :wink:
    Tue, 06/13/2006 - 1:01 PM Permalink
    tim_the_hunter

    where did my penguins go?
    Tue, 06/13/2006 - 1:22 PM Permalink
    Clue Master

    This could be for Kitch or KC or ares or anyone in the know.

    How can you change the settings for a printer to correctly print something that was made using a new version of MS Word, Excel etc. when printing from an older version?

    I made a few spread sheets using Office 2000 and by opening them using an older version. Now they won't print correctly. Mostly the background objects like gridlines. It only prints some of them.
    Tue, 06/13/2006 - 2:26 PM Permalink
    KITCH

    I can't help you there...
    Tue, 06/13/2006 - 6:15 PM Permalink
    KITCH

    If I crave salt, should I eat it?

          Yes. Salt cravings are a sign your body wants salt. A rule of thumb is to add extra salt to your diet if you have lost more than four to six pounds of sweat. Too little salt can result in fatigue, muscle cramps, and lack of thirst. Athletes who consciously restrict salt by eating low-sodium spaghetti sauce, salt-free pretzels, and other low sodium foods often benefit from adding sodium to replace sweat losses if they sweat profusely day after day in the summer heat.
    Tue, 06/13/2006 - 6:17 PM Permalink
    Terry

    CM - Try saving those files in the older version from the 2000 Office files.

    1. Save as.

    2. select where you are saving it and name the file.

    3. in the bottom window, change it to excel 98 or whatever it is you have.

    Usually, though not always, will it then be compatible with the older office version.
    Tue, 06/13/2006 - 6:27 PM Permalink
    ares

    what terry said. although i'm impressed you were even able to open them in the older version at all.
    Wed, 06/14/2006 - 5:37 AM Permalink
    KC0GRN

    what Terry and ares said...
    Wed, 06/14/2006 - 6:20 AM Permalink
    Clue Master

    Thanks you three. I'll try it the next time I'm at work.
    Wed, 06/14/2006 - 6:26 PM Permalink
    Love4Vino

    thank you for the salt info Kitch..

    except i'm on a low sodium diet - and I long for it - Salt is my cocaine.
    Thu, 06/15/2006 - 8:41 AM Permalink
    Clue Master

    Worked Great! Thanks again. I never knew you could save things in older formats. And being that this computer here at work is pretty much the first computer ever made - that info should come in handy.
    Thu, 06/15/2006 - 8:48 AM Permalink
    tim_the_hunter

    Do you beliiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeve in life after love?
    Thu, 06/15/2006 - 2:28 PM Permalink
    KITCH

    ummm...I don't know
    Thu, 06/15/2006 - 2:59 PM Permalink
    tim_the_hunter

    heh
    Thu, 06/15/2006 - 2:59 PM Permalink
    KITCH

    I really dont think I'm strong enough
    Thu, 06/15/2006 - 3:01 PM Permalink
    diggin4it

    ...please Cher a story with us..........a story of life after love :sheepish: :cool: :pbpt: :eek: :wink: :grin:
    Thu, 06/15/2006 - 6:31 PM Permalink
    Love4Vino

    no timmers, no life after love.

    it all died when Sonny hit the tree skiing.
    Fri, 06/16/2006 - 8:15 AM Permalink
    ares

    say kitch, what determines the sex of a clutch of ducklings?
    Fri, 06/16/2006 - 2:56 PM Permalink