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Shoot the Breeze With the Cooler Crew - Ableminds Edition

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Clue Master

At least I have some vowels Mr. Trygvngsqpzh :grin:
Thu, 12/27/2007 - 11:30 AM Permalink
Redbear

You forgot the x on the end.
Thu, 12/27/2007 - 11:47 AM Permalink
Clue Master

My bad. Sorry about that - I know how sensitive you are about your name.

Hows about I just call you Triple X?
Thu, 12/27/2007 - 12:01 PM Permalink
Redbear

That's what the ladies do... :eek:
Thu, 12/27/2007 - 12:04 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

Oh and I thought I was the only one who called you that...
Thu, 12/27/2007 - 3:56 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

I stoled your money and I bought hamburgers!! you want a hamburger!!
Thu, 12/27/2007 - 10:11 PM Permalink
diggin4it

I ALMOST got hubby talked into to picking up a bottle to ring in the new year

 :litesmile: :goofy: He might do it for me :grin:

I wanna try it!
Fri, 12/28/2007 - 7:46 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

The biggest problem I see is that everyone and there brother is going to think they are tripping off it but there is a certen way you have to steep it to get the proper afectes of it!! and you need the right suger then they tell you to steep it with water!! thats not the good way of doing it!! the best way is to!!!

Run the apsten over the suger and then light the suger!! but again it has to be the right suger!!! not just you store bought suger will work right!!

and also! if your going to do it I say just go online and get a set from one of the sites I have posted and do it right!! it is not just th fact of the suger!! if you go online and get some good stuff you will most defnatly get the green fairy!!! and you allot of times get instructions on how to do it right!! there are lots of ways of doing it but the way I have always done it since my trial and error phase I have found id the way I said to do it!!!

but another thing is stuff you get off the net has more thujone!!! in it if it comes from over seas!!! and is higher proof!!! just rember it is more like a sipping brandy then a shot style drink!! and it dosnt take allot!! to get someone there!! I have had some that a 3 oz. glass was more then enough!! then I have had some where a 12oz. highball isn't close!!!

so if you got questions give me a yell I can help the best I can!!

Their absinthe probably contained more thujone (up to 260 parts per million, vs. 10 parts per million today) and was almost always more potent (144 proof, vs. 124 now) than the modern incarnations.

Interest piqued by films

Absinthe's availability is to some degree the work of one man. Washington lawyer Robert Lehrman, representing Swiss absinthe producer Yves Kobler, persuaded the U.S. Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau to lift the ban under the condition that bottles contain no more than 10 parts per million of thujone.

And yes kitch I read the news folder!! wise guy!!! lol!!

Laughing Mutley
Fri, 12/28/2007 - 2:45 PM Permalink
me2

hmmmmm, Id like to try that green fairy too

ty for posting kitch
Fri, 12/28/2007 - 3:57 PM Permalink
luckykitten

fish heads fish heads roley poly fish heads

fish head fish heads eat them up YUM!

Love Dr. Demento
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 1:33 AM Permalink
luckykitten

HaHa just let me know, sis, we'll go on a little green fairy "vacation"............ :wink:
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 1:34 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

see you did know about this lol!!!
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 2:00 AM Permalink
diggin4it

I'm always ready to go on vacation.... :wink:
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 8:56 AM Permalink
l and a mommy

I've been ready for a vacation since the kids were let out on Winter Vacation from school. Is it the 7th yet?
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 9:33 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

Not that anyone would want it!! but I got a blow out sale going on some stuff!! I got 2 12" subs for a car for sale one is really nice Koller Germain 1000 watt duel voice coil, the other is a cheep 12" duel brand tine it is a 400w sub! and I have a 10" JBL sub that is rated for 200w I think but it could be pushed harder!! they under rate them ALLOT!!!

and I have a Airsoft gun not a CHEEP ONE!!! a Tokyo Maurier witch for Airsoft guns Is the top of the line!! it is a SKS also knowing as a AK47 with a claps able stock!! battery powered shots at about 500fps! (feet per Sec.) could easily take out any squariles you have that are bugging you or a small animal!! it is hopped up and has a up graded gear box and still has room to grow!! if a person wanted to put a few more dollars in to it!! PM Me for Prices!! I will get you set up for a good deal!! Need MONEY NOW!!! or I am out on my butt!!

hate to sell anything but have to now! :sad: I hate going to pawn shops! because the people that work or stuff they dont give use anything for it any more! because of all the JUNKIES out there that pawn stuff all the time!! and make it hard for me I hate pawning any ways but you know!!
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 3:42 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Remember seeing that as a bit on Turkey Television! Good stuff :smile:
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 3:51 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

BOOT TO THE HEAD

performed by the Frantics

PART I : THE LESSON

MASTER: Approach student, close the circle at the feet of the master. You

have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of Tae Kwon

Leap. But, be warned: To learn its ways, you must learn the ways of your

own soul. Let us meditate on this wisdom now. So: Ohhhhmmmmm...

STUDENT1 (Ed Gruberman): Uh, sir! Sir! (Oo!, Oo!) Sir!

MASTER: Who disturbs our meditation, as a pebble disturbs the stillness of

the pond?

EG: Me! Ed Gruberman!

MASTER: E-Ed Gruberman.

EG: Yeah, uh, no disrespect or nuthin', but, uh, how long is this gonna take?

MASTER: Tae Kwon Leap is not a path to a door, but a road leading

forever towards the horizon.

EG: So like, what, an hour or so?

MASTER: No, no, we have not even begun upon the path. Ed Gruberman, you

must learn patience.

EG: Yeah yeah yeah, patience. How long will that take?

MASTER: Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day.

EG: A YEAR??? I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas! Yah

yah yah hwoom!

MASTER: 'Beat people up'...

EG: Yeah! Just show me all those nifty moves so I can start trashing

bozos! That's all I came here for! YO ASTA STA STA!!! Pretty good, ey?

MASTER: The only use of Tae Kwon Leap is self-defense. Do you know who

said that? Ki Lo Ni, the great teacher.

EG: Yeah? Well the best defense is a good offense, you know who said

that? Mel, the cook on 'Alice'.

MASTER: Tae Kwon Leap is the wine of purity, not the vinegar of

hostility. Meditate upon this truth with us. Ohmmmmmm.....

EG: Listen, shrimp! Now are you gonna show me some fancy moves, or am I

gonna start wipin' the walls with you?

MASTER: Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Tae Kwon Leap. Approach me that

you might see.

EG: All right! Finally some action!

MASTER: Observe closely, class. Boot to the Head! (SH-ZOOMP!)

EG (drunkenly): Owww! You booted me in the head!

MASTER: You are lucky, Ed Gruberman. Few novices experience so much of

Tae Kwon Leap so soon.

EG (quietly, to himself): Ow, oh, my head!

MASTER: Now we continue. Ohhhmmmmm...

EG: Hey! I wasn't ready! Come and get me now shorty, hah? Come on, are

ya chicken?

MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)

EG (again, drunkenly): Oww! Okay, now I'm ready, okay, now, come on, try it

now.

MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)

EG: Mind if I just lie down here for a minute?

MASTER: Now class, we shall return to our..

STUDENT2: Master?

MASTER: It is wrong to tip the vessel of knowledge, student.

STUDENT2: Many apologies, master. But I feel Ed Gruberman is not wholly wrong.

MASTER: What do you mean?

STUDENT2: I want to boot some head, too.

MASTER: Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?

STUDENT2: Yes, master. I have learned two things. First, that anger

is a weapon only to one's opponent.

MASTER: Very good.

STUDENT2: And secondly, get in the first shot. Boot to the head. (SH-ZOOMP!)

MASTER: You missed.

STUDENT2: Yeah. Well...

MASTER: You too shall be honored to learn a lesson...

STUDENT2: You don't have to, you know. I gotta be going...

MASTER: Boot to the head! (SH-ZOOMP!)

STUDENT2 (agonizing pain): Oyyy oy oyyyy.... Oh....

MASTER: Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?

STUDENT3: Yes, master. Not a single one of us could defeat you.

MASTER: You gain wisdom, child.

STUDENT3: So we'll hafta gang up on ya! Get 'im guys!

(Master throws many Boot-to-the-head's and SH-ZOOMP's, and people are groaning

in pain)

MASTER: And now class, let us rejoin the mind to the body and gaze into

the heart of the candle of meditation.

UNISON: Ohhhmmmm....

MASTER: Very good, class.

PART II : THE SONG

Yi yi yai yi....

People talking in movie shows,

People smoking in bed!

People voting Republican,

Give them a boot to the head!

Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...

Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...

Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...

Boot to the Head! Yah yah yah.. yah. yah yah yah...

Mechanics who can't fix a car,

Politicians who can't think!

The salesman who won't leave me alone,

The waiter who forgot my drink!

(Refrain)

Boot to the head! Yah, yah..

Boot to the head! Yah, yah..

Boot to the head! Yah, yah..

BOOT TO THE HEAD
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 3:58 PM Permalink
luckykitten

LOL!
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 5:24 PM Permalink
luckykitten

Its crazy how that works isn't it? Kids on vacation are like little aliens high on caffeine, sugar and youth. Frankly, I am a little jealous that I can't keep up with them.
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 5:27 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

Lisa is the only one here tonight Amy went to a friends for a sleep over and I can't believe how bored Lisa is. I'm like you got how many presents for Christmas and your birthay 2 weeks before that and your BORED! I gave her laundry duty tonight :wink: she wasn't thrilled but it helps us get out of here early tomorrow to go upnorth. :wink:
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 5:41 PM Permalink
luckykitten

Thats a great idea - assign household duties!

Max lost a present on Christmas day and now he is obsessed with finding it. He can't play with the ipod or the playstation or the movies or the toys, he wants the one present that he misplaced (and I have been assigned as his assistant investigator).

Alas, I am extremely blessed, the sugar mongering, energy sucking little sweethearts are worth it! (and they are returning to school in 84 hours and 55 minutes).

:sillygrin:
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 5:54 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

this place is busy tonight!!!

Who's Here?

(ICEMAN lives here)

rich t

Kate

Eags

Geno_Gerber

Striker Davies

[19 Members Currently Online]

The Cooler Crew hopes ICEMAN lives here enjoys a great holiday season!
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 8:36 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I am sure he finds it in no time... he is very smart!
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 8:43 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

Randy Hanzlick

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal lobotomy

Jimmy and I were brothers.

We went down different paths.

Jimmy always listened to my mother,

And me, I never like to take a bath.

As we grew and tumbled through adulthood

The pressure caused emotional drain.

So now I'm slowly dying in the bottle

and Jimmy has to live with half a brain.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,

And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.

Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,

Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.

I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.

Jimmy let his troubles drive him crazy.

He never tried to drown it in a drink.

I know that drinking makes my thinking hazy,

But at least I still have brains enough to think.

Jimmy's got a brain that isn't stable.

He doesn't have the sense to say his name.

I'm sorry that his doctor was unable

To remove the proper portion of his brain.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,

And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.

Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,

Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.

I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.

Funny how the world works.

People can be real jerks.

Some prefer the tension over booze.

Either way it ends the same.

Hard to beat the living game.

Might as well enjoy it while you lose.

When I need a drink I start to shiver

And Jimmy always viewed it with concern.

But I'd rather have cirrhosis of the liver

Than an intellect that's second to a fern.

I wonder if old Jimmy's gonna hear it

When I tell him that his logic wasn't sound.

They'll dose him up on lots of evil spirits

When they take him to the psychiatric grounds.

Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me,

And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy.

Just different ways to kill the pain the same.

But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,

Than have to have a frontal lobotomy.

I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane.

I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 9:08 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

alas...I have 201.5 hours 'til mine get back to school.
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 9:08 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

well all I'm outta here until Tuesday we are going up to Mille Lacs for New Years. From our house to yours Have a very Happy New Year.
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 9:11 PM Permalink
Terry

Have a great time up north!

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Two nights before closest approach, on Dec. 30th and 31st, something extraordinary will happen: Comet 8P/Tuttle has a beautiful close encounter with spiral galaxy M33. The comet and the galaxy may even overlap! This is a can't-miss opportunity for astrophotographers around the world.

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Sat, 12/29/2007 - 9:56 PM Permalink
me2

thats cool terry
Sat, 12/29/2007 - 10:26 PM Permalink
CerealKiller

CM's fun night the other night!!!Beer Barrel = Beer Belly
Sun, 12/30/2007 - 12:11 AM Permalink
CerealKiller

KC's DSNintendo DS 2
Sun, 12/30/2007 - 12:16 AM Permalink
me2

hey ll, where is gordy playing new years eve ... if its close enough I may come up.
Sun, 12/30/2007 - 3:44 PM Permalink
luckykitten

Awesome! I love this kinda stuff! Thanks for posting Terry.
Sun, 12/30/2007 - 5:54 PM Permalink
Terry

I enjoy that stuff too. Wishing for clear skies.
Sun, 12/30/2007 - 6:17 PM Permalink
Liquor Lady

they aren't playing anywhere :frown: we are just going to a house party so we don't have to worry about driving.
Sun, 12/30/2007 - 6:43 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

actually my roommate has the white one.
Sun, 12/30/2007 - 9:06 PM Permalink
KITCH

help...I need ideas...

my kids are driving my wife nuts.....but I said after I get off work today I would take them somewhere for new years eve...

I get off work about 4pm or 5pm...today...

thoughts? ideas?

I know that como is doing something but that is this morning :frown:
Mon, 12/31/2007 - 6:04 AM Permalink
Posen

I usually take my kids to the annual NyQuil-tasting festival, after which, they sleep like babies, but this year we're heading to Wild Mountain to try skiing (great New Year's package for skiing and dinner)...so we're planning on spending the New Year's in the emergency room repairing their broken limbs or my torn carcass...whichever comes first.
Mon, 12/31/2007 - 6:25 AM Permalink
Redbear

bWAGAGAHA.

NyQuil...
Mon, 12/31/2007 - 6:32 AM Permalink
Terry

Science Museum - They are open till 10pm. (651) 221-9444
Mon, 12/31/2007 - 7:25 AM Permalink
KITCH

thanks terry...I've got season passes there...tempting..
Mon, 12/31/2007 - 7:34 AM Permalink
Terry

And Pompeii is still the featured exhibit.

My kids always loved the Science Museum. When they were still at home, we always had a family membership.
Mon, 12/31/2007 - 7:45 AM Permalink
Posen

Go to Pompeii and make and ash of yourself!
Mon, 12/31/2007 - 7:56 AM Permalink
Redbear

Okay...

I'm back to 0 again...

I'm going to the can, nobody post anything, I don't want to miss nothin.
Mon, 12/31/2007 - 9:27 AM Permalink
diggin4it

The Roseville Oval has an annual New years eve thing for kids....goes until 10

and the Childrens musemum is doing something too.
Mon, 12/31/2007 - 9:46 AM Permalink
KITCH

so far my options are

the oval

MOA

Lebanon Hills

Childrens musemum

Science musemum

movies..but that boring...
Mon, 12/31/2007 - 9:56 AM Permalink