Skip to main content

Luv2Fly's non political fun stuff

Submitted by THX 1138 on
Forums

This is strictly for non-political, fun conversation. It's alot easier to discuss things with someone when you realize you have some common interests, fishing, music etc. Besides, lets face it, politics gets old sometimes too :) Enjoy, Please, NO flaming, name calling etc. Have some fun!

KITCH

THX...post the photo we all wanna see...

Tue, 05/03/2005 - 7:50 AM Permalink
THX 1138

I had a sailor outfit when I was a kid.

I wonder if my Mom's got pics.

Tue, 05/03/2005 - 8:01 AM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

This doesn't seem right.

Is it the cormorant's fault tourists can't catch enough walleyes? Maybe they just don't know how.

They're talking about killing thousands of birds.

That's a big lake. There isn't room for the birds, too?

Tue, 05/03/2005 - 9:29 AM Permalink
THX 1138

That's truly sad.

There's no reason for it.

Tue, 05/03/2005 - 9:56 AM Permalink
Torpedo-8

"Real sailor"..Yeah right, squid.

Tue, 05/03/2005 - 3:53 PM Permalink
Torpedo-8

I thought i was on ignore, Foldy?

JT was partially correct. 6'-4" 240.

Have a nice evening.

Tue, 05/03/2005 - 6:44 PM Permalink
crabgrass

didn't know they could stack it that high

Tue, 05/03/2005 - 6:46 PM Permalink
Torpedo-8

There are many things dopers don't know.

Tue, 05/03/2005 - 6:58 PM Permalink
THX 1138

JT was partially correct. 6'-4" 240.

Huh?

Tue, 05/03/2005 - 7:17 PM Permalink
Byron White


YOUnever served a fucking DAY in uniform, but I did,  Honorably, 

in theU.S. Navy
, for about 1400 of them.

Really? Honorably? You? There isn't anything honorable about you.

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 10:21 AM Permalink
Torpedo-8

Hmmm, i'm 8/10's of a point from obese?

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 10:52 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Apparently I'm a fat slob.  And I didn't even need that program to tell me that.  I wonder if I can get any government assistance because of being fat?  Maybe qualify for a kind of lite beer stamps of some sort.

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 10:58 AM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

Have you considered doing something about it?

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 12:59 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I park farther away from entrance doors now.  But that's more because I don't trust other fat-asses with getting out of their car without first bashing their door into mine.

I have stopped drinking during the week and that seems to help now that you mention it.  I don't think I'm all that overweight looking though.  I could easily stand to loose a few but I'm OK with where I am.  Especially because I was called the Ethiopian


Kid for years up until the exact time I got married.  Now it's kinda fun being the old fat dude I once dreamed of.  At least until my heart gives out that is. I blame it all on being a manager for too many years.  Less physical stuff at work.  Time to fit in some more geocaching I guess.  The Surgeon General should update those figures to keep up with the ever growing America anyway.  Adjust them for inflation if you will. Thanks for asking Rat


[Edited 4 times. Most recently by on May 4, 2005 at 01:37pm.]

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 1:22 PM Permalink
Torpedo-8

Beer stamps, hmmmmmmmmm. Then you have to have bloody mary stamps, yummm.

That chart is wacked. I have a 36 inch waist and a 48 inch chest. I could be in better shape but a wisker away from being obese?...no.

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 4:11 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

You guys may want to stay away from this place then...



Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, which lost its crown as the home of the world's biggest burger earlier this year, is now offering a new burger that weighs a whopping 15 pounds.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050503/D89RMI981.html

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 4:24 PM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

"Time to fit in some more geocaching I guess."

Trinket hunting? Try a couple one-hour sessions at the boxing gym I go to. You'll get a workout.

[Edited by on May 4, 2005 at 04:25pm.]

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 4:24 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Try a couple one-hour sessions at the boxing gym I go to. You'll get a workout

That sounds interesting but I might need a little more than one hour if I'm gonna be sitting there trying to eat that 15 pound hamburger that Gramps was talking about. Watching you might help motivate me though. ;-)

On a somewhat similar note. Have you been watching that Contender show?  It's pretty good and shows a little of what goes through the minds of the competing boxers.  I assume it has quite a bit of hype and drama for TV but it looks fairly accurate.  Are they that far off?


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on May 4, 2005 at 04:44pm.]

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 4:36 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

LOL. I couldn't find a picture of the 15 lb'er. That picture and the following one are of their previous record 6 lb'er. I might need a doggy bag for that one.


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on May 4, 2005 at 04:43pm.]

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 4:41 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Holy Crap!!They each got one!

According to Guinness World Records, the world's largest hamburger weighed 6,040 pounds and took one hour and 40 minutes to cook. This magnificent burger was created on September 5, 1999, in Saco, Montana.

MMMMMMMMMM!


[Edited by on May 4, 2005 at 04:55pm.]

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 4:54 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

I think those are the 6 lb'er Crabs, but I am not sure. They use 10.5 lbs of hamburger to make the thing.

[Edited by on May 4, 2005 at 04:57pm.]

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 4:56 PM Permalink
crabgrass

I think those are the 6 lb'er Crabs, but I am not sure.

I think the first pics were of 9 lb'ers from a place called Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in PA.

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 4:59 PM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

Either way, it is a heck of a burger. Can I get mine supersized?

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 5:01 PM Permalink
crabgrass

Can I get mine supersized?

I think the deal is if you eat it all, you get your name on the wall of fame.

You can remove one condiment, but if you do, they double the amount of another to keep the weight the same.

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 5:05 PM Permalink
KITCH

ummm CM..that stuff is sweet!!!

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 5:05 PM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

"Have you been watching that Contender show? "

Occasionally. I see Tony, they guy from Minnesota, in the gym once in awhile. He's worked out with our group. He's quick and pretty skilled.

A good hamburger is a good meal experience, but those hamburgers are obscene. People from other countries see that, and it forms their opinion of us. It's not favorable. Some wierd American relationship with food.

They're like those hot dogs they sell at Twins games. They're the size of an adult forearm.

[Edited 3 times. Most recently by on May 4, 2005 at 05:17pm.]

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 5:07 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Occasionally. I see Tony, they guy from Minnesota

He's still on the show as far as I know. Is it like survivor where it's already been decided and edited before the first show even airs?  That would kick ass if he made it all the way like that funny mom just did yesterday.  Has there been any buzz around the gym about where he ended up?  That's cool that your group has worked out with him before.  http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Contender/boxers/anthony.shtml

that stuff is sweet   -  Don't get me started on sweets duuude


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on May 4, 2005 at 05:20pm.]

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 5:14 PM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

I can't say that I really know him, but he's working hard. Likes country music.

There's talk around the gym, but I haven't kept close track of it.

[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on May 4, 2005 at 05:25pm.]

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 5:20 PM Permalink
KITCH

its just awesome....might have been cuz a hot chick sold it 2 me last year sometime...

Wed, 05/04/2005 - 5:21 PM Permalink
Muskwa

Sorry I'm late, but back to the condors for a sec:

The culling of the cormorants will include an examination of their stomach contents in an effort to study their feeding habits.

Gee, you don't think they might like to do that study BEFORE they start blowing them all away, huh?

Fri, 05/06/2005 - 4:42 AM Permalink
Muskwa

Sorry, I said condors, not cormorants -- my bad.

See Rick's post #590

Sat, 05/07/2005 - 5:27 AM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

Too bad for Tony tonight on The Contender. He took a helluva punch.

He fights with the heart of a boxer.

Sun, 05/08/2005 - 6:17 PM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

Why do you assume I didn't? In fact, I watched the replay of the Ali -- Forman fight from Zaire Friday night.

[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on May 9, 2005 at 06:33am.]

Mon, 05/09/2005 - 6:32 AM Permalink
KITCH

boxing should be outlawed..somebody might get hurt.

Mon, 05/09/2005 - 6:36 AM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

Somebody always gets hurt, if it's done right.

Mon, 05/09/2005 - 6:38 AM Permalink
KITCH

I wonder if fold would get hurt...

Mon, 05/09/2005 - 6:42 AM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

How do you think would you hold up?

[Edited by on May 9, 2005 at 07:01am.]

Mon, 05/09/2005 - 7:00 AM Permalink
KITCH

How would you hold up?

me? not so well.....but I'm not already half brain dead.

Mon, 05/09/2005 - 7:04 AM Permalink
Rick Lundstrom

When guys wanted to sound smart they used to say things like, "I could go in the ring with XXX boxer for a couple rounds and collect XXX millions of dollars."

I do not know what the average person would look like after a couple rounds, with, say Lennox Lewis totally unleashed. But I'm thinking the person might resemble something like a large fig. By the time he woke up, he'd need a new wardrobe because all his clothes would be out of style.

[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on May 9, 2005 at 07:41am.]

Mon, 05/09/2005 - 7:36 AM Permalink
KITCH

........is that why a person would become a YMCA coverband wanna be????

Mon, 05/09/2005 - 7:42 AM Permalink
Grandpa Dan Zachary

"I could go in the ring with XXX boxer for a couple rounds and collect XXX millions of dollars."

Only problem is that XXX boxer would not waste his time on you or me. We would have to work up to his level first and that is why they earn the big bucks.

Mon, 05/09/2005 - 4:22 PM Permalink