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Shoot the Breeze With the Cooler Crew - Ableminds Edition

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mystical_muzik

omg did anyone see that psychotic lady on that wife swapping show on Channel 9?? She's freakin nuts!
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:05 PM Permalink
me2

yup- it was hilarious and scary~ there is a part 2 -dont know when its on though
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:09 PM Permalink
OT

I think it's on tonight.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:10 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Who put Count Choculitis? Was it you Jim? Did you put that because you know I love Count Chocula?
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:12 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Why wouldn't you? Haven't you heard. There's freaks out here on the net!

But seriously, I mostly hide myself cuz I don't like e-grams, and half the time when I'm logged in here, I'm not really logged in. I just haven't logged out.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:14 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Well, don't post under your real name, dorky!

For example, my real name is not THX 1138. Hell, it's not even JT, but I won't tell you here what my real name is.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:15 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

You think my real name is tim, timmers, timmy or any variation of timothy? You really are gullible...
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:16 PM Permalink
THX 1138

You're such a dumbass.

I was trying to make people believe your real name is Tim.

Now you blew it.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:18 PM Permalink
OTiS

yeah.. I mean look at that silly guy with tree nuts on his avatar. Who in their right mind would take a picture like that. :eyeroll:
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:18 PM Permalink
THX 1138

BTW: What are you doing with that parking ticket?
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:18 PM Permalink
OTiS

Probably paying it like a tree nut hugging punk named Timmers.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:19 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Fight the system!

Like a true 'fruitcake'.

I'll call you later and we can figure out when we can go fight them.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:22 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

that's right, THX1138 isn't going to obey authority like a good little republican. he was very disrespectful to the police officer too. he must hate cops.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:23 PM Permalink
OTiS

Fight the man I say!
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 4:24 PM Permalink
THX 1138

That "Parking Enforcement Officer" (He wasn't a real cop) was disrespectful to me.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 5:08 PM Permalink
Big G

damn it jt, where's my soda.

these chips are dry.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 5:12 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

No "You can take the man out of the east side but you can never take the east side out of the man."

A quote from Scribe
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 6:26 PM Permalink
mystical_muzik

Oh.... my.... God... ok so I watched that trading spouses thing with that big fact psycho lady.... can we say creepy??? " I'm a God warrior, I rebuke this in the name of the lord" blah blah blah, lady, go eat a Twinkie and simmer down. I mean, don't get me wrong, I sure as hell ain't one to talk, I'm fat, and damn it, I like Twinkies, but geeze Louise, not only is she crazy, but she's controlling, possessive, and God only knows what ever else. I seriously thought she was going to have a heart attack!!! :chagrin:
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 7:18 PM Permalink
Clue Master

See how you women look when looking at yourselves from the outside?:worried:

::digs hole, jumps in, burys self:: :lipsealed:

::notices Tim in same hole and give quiet ^5::
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 7:30 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I had a friend once that made fun of one of those guys....

he compared him to a renta-cop at the mall....

and we were forced to sit through his lecture about how "parking enforcement cops are real cops too"

and that "even my dad was a parking enforcement officer over 50 years ago!"

I'm sorry to hear that, officer... can I go now?

 :cool:

Im still waiting for a new TV show to pop up on NBC one of these times, titled "Law & Order: Parking Violations Unit"
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 7:32 PM Permalink
THX 1138

One time when I was picking up my wife in MPLS, I had a parking cop tell me to move along or he'd give me a ticket.

I told him to give me the ticket because I was picking someone up, and I wasn't going around the block again.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 8:02 PM Permalink
OT

Ok, Paul Harvey. What's the rest of the story? Did you get a ticket?
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 8:12 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Oh, yeah I got the ticket, and I really pissed him off.

He threatened to have me towed.

Basically I said, "You can't have me towed, you can only give me a ticket here, and even if you could, my wife will be out in a minute and I'll be gone, so just give me my ticket, and move along and harass someone else".
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 8:18 PM Permalink
THX 1138

Ask Timmers, I'm insane when you piss me off.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 8:18 PM Permalink
OT

Once after a snow storm my car wouldn't start. I called my son who came over and was in the process of jumping it when a cop stopped and started writing me a ticket. I told her, can't you see I'm going to be moving it in a few minutes? She said the tow truck was going to be along in a few minutes and I was in violation of the storm parking law.

The tow truck didn't show up until the next day and I went down and paid my ticket under protest. Wasn't going to make a big fuss over $15, but I let them know what I thought anyway.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 8:22 PM Permalink
THX 1138

That's the thing. If it's obvious your moving, and aren't going to stay parked there....

That what happened to Timmers the other day, and why I got into it with the parking cop.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 8:25 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

for some reason, that doesnt look like a fruitcake in your avatar.... it looks like a really, really burnt meatloaf....
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 8:36 PM Permalink
Redbear

Silly Nick. There IS no difference between fruitcake and really burnt meatloaf. Also, no difference between fruitcake, burnt meatloaf and mortar.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 8:42 PM Permalink
Wicked Nick

no.... I beg to differ...

atleast with meatloaf, you can save it with ketchup....

fruitcake is unable to be saved....it sucks, and theres nothing anyone can do about it...
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 8:46 PM Permalink
OTiS

Thats it then... JT is unsaveable.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 8:49 PM Permalink
ares

Basically I said, "You can't have me towed,

and as long as you're in the vehicle it can't be towed anyway.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 8:50 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Jt you are such a rebel. Next thing we know he's gonna get his ear pierced, or a tattoo. :sillygrin:
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 9:03 PM Permalink
Clue Master

HAHA - Timmers strikes again :smile:

They're are not all pricks. I deserved one out at Lake Harriet and he let me go even after writing it. I think that was because I had backup with me. Don't mess with the CC I told him. We have THX. I'm sure you've heard of him. And he's on our side damn it! :eyeroll: :wink:

I also didn't get one parked downtown when running into the library when I couldn't find a spot during that last clue. Life is fair sometimes.

I did, however, have to go to court to fight a handicap parking ticket. I managed a building in WSP and parked in that same spot every night because it was after hours and those signs are only in affect during business hours of the building they occupy and I always parked there well after they closed. They threw it out immediately. That's after I waited all day to be seen after all the other cases. That's always fun anyway. I like watching other people get all upset and nervous over minor tickets like it's the end of their life or something. :chagrin:
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 9:26 PM Permalink
KITCH

http://www.worldseriesofpoker.com/latestnewsarticle.asp?id=1131536777007

I'm still on a HIGH!!!

I'm dead tired cuz I got to watch almost every hour of this final table... I missed about 1 hour because I went to dinner myself.

I'm so sorry I'm not going to post all the details tonight...I'm deadtired after this LONG game last night...went til 2AM vegas time...(4am here) and ofcourse I never slept past 5am.

I got up this morning and played in a tourny myslf and missed the payout by 1 spot.....was fun thou...was a 60person tourny I was in......I'm really happy with my poker game and I learned more in 17hours of watching the worlds best pros and getting he chance to sit with Mike's brother for most of the tourny to hear his ideas and thoughts on almost every hand.

oh and this will air on Dec. 24th...so I guess I'm going to be like jake and be on tv.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 9:28 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Way cool Kitch - Get some sleep.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 9:37 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

Hey Guys - I happen to LIKE fruitcake. I make one every year and then soak it in brandy so you get drunk from it too. THX avatar makes me hungry every time I see it.

Have ya'll gotten chain letters before? a couple of years ago I got a fruitcake one but it was different - you got this cake wrapped in tinfoil - and you had to put it in your freezer and then the next year mail it to someone else - it had a sheet with a list of people who had it before me and I think I was 27 on the list. I was dumb enough to unwrap it and the damn thing still looked edible (altho rather hard)

makes me wonder what all the premade companies put in there.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 10:02 PM Permalink
Love4Vino

That's awesome Kitch - I love a good high stake game of hold'em.

I love it even more when it's not my money...
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 10:03 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

I only reluctantly play poker, just every other friday night with the guys from work.

Otherwise, I suck so bad at it, I'd never show my face at any kind of poker tournament.
Wed, 11/09/2005 - 10:10 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

That same tournament of champions was won last year by Annie Duke, who Jake played a fun tournament with in California.

Basically the only way to win that is to befriend a cooler crew member.
Thu, 11/10/2005 - 5:05 AM Permalink
THX 1138

MMMMmmmmmmm, burnt meat-log.
Thu, 11/10/2005 - 5:13 AM Permalink
THX 1138

There is SO a difference.

Fruitcake has sugar. Meat-log does not.
Thu, 11/10/2005 - 5:13 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Huh?

Is someone a day older to day?
Thu, 11/10/2005 - 5:24 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

I will be popping open a bottle of Edmund Fitzgerald porter tonight in honor of the 30th anniversary of the boats sinking and in memory of the crew.
Thu, 11/10/2005 - 7:02 AM Permalink
treasure chest

My 4rth grade teacher lost an uncle on the Edmund Fitzgerald. Glad they finally found out exactly what happened that night. Hope it provided some closure for those families. Just sad.
Thu, 11/10/2005 - 7:11 AM Permalink
treasure chest

And THX... I think your fruitcake looks more like dog poop... sorry! :smile:
Thu, 11/10/2005 - 7:12 AM Permalink
ares

dog poop with sprinkles on it.
Thu, 11/10/2005 - 7:13 AM Permalink
treasure chest

maybe the dog ate a fruitcake....
Thu, 11/10/2005 - 7:14 AM Permalink
OTiS

Candy coated poop?
Thu, 11/10/2005 - 7:15 AM Permalink
treasure chest

a poopcake
Thu, 11/10/2005 - 7:16 AM Permalink