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2003 Pioneer Press Treasure Hunt - The Blair Witch Hunt

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Discuss the 2003 Pioneer Press Medallion Here.

Wicked Nick

Yeah, I know... but that hunt left a bad taste in my mouth. Kind of like when you get too much mustard and theres not enough water around.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:20 AM Permalink
human24

Don't want Clown food.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:21 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Clown food? Come on man.... what do you think McDonalds is?? Why else would they have Ronald as their mascot?

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:23 AM Permalink
human24

I figured Ronald was a fake clown.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:25 AM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

Ultimate Electronics' Great Leap Forward

By Barry Willis

Ultimate plans to have 12 new stores open by the end of 2002, with 8–10 new openings slated for 2003, according to president and chief operating officer Dave Workman. The company will relocate and expand its store in Rochester, MN, and has signed leases for one in the Minneapolis/St. Paul metro area

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:25 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

maybe the leap wasn't forward?

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:27 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

Ronald is a fake clown, and so are his burgers, not that I eat the burgers at White Castle, I usually stick with the Chicken Rings...

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:27 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Phht.. nah man.. he's a real clown....

A real clowny BITCH that is..

YOu see.. way back in the day, he used to be a wicked clown.. his name was R-Dawg McJuggalo, but then he had to get all fancy, and support his public image, so little kids wouldnt be scared of him, and would want to sit on his stupid ass lap. So he dropped his wicked ways and went the path of the burgers and fries.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:28 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

maybe OVER. The river? bridge??

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:28 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

Maybe it means leap year...

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:30 AM Permalink
human24

What a heart-warming story. Evil clowns can be rehabilitated.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:31 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

Evil clowns can be rehabilitated.

Maybe so, but it's frowned upon... that's like ratting out a mafia family member...

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:35 AM Permalink
nonagoosee

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:35 AM Permalink
medallionis venator

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:38 AM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

April 18, 2002, St. Paul, Minn.-For two years, Bethel College has been constructing the Ona Orth Athletic Complex, located across from the main entrance of Bethel along Old Snelling Avenue in Arden Hills.
"The gift of this new athletic complex enables Bethel College to take a great leap forward in our continuing commitment to be gender equitable, to provide for and to celebrate the women on our campus who are student athletes,"

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:44 AM Permalink
human24

One does not hunt effectively should one fail to attend to one's nutritional requirements.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:44 AM Permalink
nonagoosee

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:46 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

how bout morse code?

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:46 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

Im scratching my head trying to figure out how Ronald Mcdonold is related to the treasure hunt... :)

Nothin but after an hour or two of the clue being out, all the posts get repetitive, which is why it's good to have the clowns around, we like to spice things up.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:46 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

If you slog through last nights clues you'll see we started talkin bout DQ... We kinda get the munchies over night:)

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:48 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Yeah!! So if your out there cluewriter **knocks on computer screen** And you know whats good for you, you wont have hidden the thing at Como this year... or Next year... or even the next 2 years after that!

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:49 AM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

SCD's and MCL Suspect!

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:53 AM Permalink
nonagoosee

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:54 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

iI tried translating the commas and periods in the clues with morse code and got "TETTEE TETE TEETEE"

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:56 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

Hell if it's at Como we should bust that fruity ass frog up and give em a damned good reason to stay away from there...

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 1:57 AM Permalink
nonagoosee

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:00 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

tried it again typing differently and got "C"

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:02 AM Permalink
nonagoosee

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:06 AM Permalink
nonagoosee

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:11 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

What type of weeds? if it's the ones Im thinkin about, we woulda found it by now...

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:12 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

I think the red white and blue thing has to do with what it's hidden in... Not necessarily something of that color, since it would be found too quick.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:15 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Opposite of Violent J, I am 100% sure it is in Cherokee. There is not even a morsel of doubt in my mind. Doubt me, please doubt me. It will make it that much more fun when I find it. Tired, goodnight. SCD's MCL yadda yadda yadda

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:29 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

see the rink stoops you
see the stinky poor sou
see the skip on our toys
see the ski no roots yup
see the ski on ports you
see the irony ok toss up
see the irony ok stop us
see the irony ok tops us

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:35 AM Permalink
medallionis venator

someone mentioned that the red white and blue clue indicated that the med would be found in an 'OLD GLORY' brand of clothing

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:35 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

it's Faded glory clothing

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:37 AM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

Night Timmers! SCD's and MCL! I'll be seein ya'll tomorrow!

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:43 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

I think that was Green that said that, and that's the best idea I've heard for the clue so far...

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:45 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

I've been thinking Cherokee before the hunt started, but something told me not to bother getting out of the car when we drove through, even though the only reason we left in the first place was to tear that place apart.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:47 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

you'll be seein us tomorrow too(hopfully) You'll probably recognize us before we do you...

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:48 AM Permalink
medallionis venator

two or three = other tower :)

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:53 AM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

Filling the cooler with cold beverages...putting on a pot of
Barb
ary Coast Blend...big bowl of
star
fruit, and
puck
pancakes fresh from the griddle...

SCD's and MCL! See ya's all tomorrow!

Palina-Joe for the road!

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:56 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

Where's the Faygo? Wicked clowns can't eat pancakes without faygo.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:57 AM Permalink
Artemis The Huntress

Where's the Faygo?

Cold beverages...

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 2:59 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

Oops... forgot to check there...

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 3:03 AM Permalink
medallionis venator

its not in a park :)

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 3:08 AM Permalink
human24

Wide as triple E, our door will always be
Open for all who enter.

Does this clue have something to do with the World Wide Web,
'all who enter' being computer users? [translation for the
extra-thick-skulled: people who use the
<enter> key]

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 3:22 AM Permalink
medallionis venator

was thinking gate street over at como

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 3:27 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

Does this clue have something to do with the World Wide Web, 'all who enter' being computer users? [translation for the extra-thick-skulled: people who use the
<enter> key]

Im not extra thick skulled, but when I started reading your post, I thought you were getting to the point that the internet never closes so it's "doors" are always open.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 3:27 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

The clowns will dispute Como to our grave, even if it's found there, we'll say it's conspiracy, before admitting they intentionally put it there.

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 3:31 AM Permalink
Shaggy 2 Dope

at least for now, I think med-qns anagram posted earlier (red white and blue = a bewildered hunt) is SPOT-ON!,

Yeah, that one's cool too...

Thu, 01/23/2003 - 3:33 AM Permalink