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Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Hand and Foot Warmer Inventor.
(Mr. Hand and Foot Warmer Inventor)
While the other 90% of our body is freezing it's ass off, it's okay because we have warm fingers and toes.
(My tootsies are so warm)
You took a nerdy subject like Chemistry and made something practical from it for once
(Nerds hate being cold now)
You started off with just foot warmers
(Oh!)
But that just wasn't enough, you dared to dream, you said "these can warm my hands too"
(Oh what a vision)
And so the hand and foot warmer was born. So crack open an ice cold bud light mr. hand and foot warmer inventor, but you better drink it fast, because god knows your hands are gonna warm it right up.
(No one likes a warm beer)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Bartender at Buggs Bar.
(Mr. Bartender at Buggs Bar)
We wouldn't want to have your job for 12 days out of the year. Being the home of the Medallionators must make your ears bleed.
(At least they tip for your pain!)
Sure there's danger year around- vinyl chairs, pulltabs stuck in your fingernail, glass in your ice...and a backed up toilet?
(But Jake will tell you stories!)
Your keen instincts tell you to stick to activities of cleaning out ashtrays vs. talking to Jake and Donny. And if that doesn't work, you can get stick a knife in your ear.
(Did you know donny was finder?!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, keeper of the bar-rag, because we all know, when the going gets tough, the tough get stay at buggs until clue 12.
(Mr. Bartender at Buggs Bar)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Treasure Hunters Guide Map Guy.
(Mr. Treasure Hunters Guide Map Guy)
Tthrough the magic of your pencils and expensive computer software, you give us somebody to blame for not finding it.
(Leaving out the good spots)
They said the crosby map was a waste....but without you we wouldn't have known about the Octagonal flower garden.
(You had it all planned out)
While lesser men would waste time with details, you had visions of selling books in the parking lot
(Considering renting out shovels)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. I got an B in 3rd grade Art Class, because you and I know that a day in the park isn't complete without a selling at least 2 books.
(Mr. Treasure Hunters Guide Map Guy)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you Mr. Camo Crew Medallion Hunter.
(Mr. Camo Crew Medallion hunter)
Your amazing skills of deception can trick another hunter into thinking you are a tree out for a walk or a shrub having a cup of coffee.
(Shrub having coffee)
Tirelessly, you perfect your artistry, of clearing snow in an open field, with sense of knowledge of being in the right spot, all in spectacular shades of green.
(Green, green, and green)
Thanks to you we know we are in the wrong park when you are digging in the park because you are just another spotter.
(Spotter and bouncer in one)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light Mr. Camo Crew Medallion Hunter because when it comes to blending in, you really stand out.
(Mr. Keeper of the Large Hoes)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Father of Skiing 1908-1988.
(Mr. Father of Skiing)
When conventional wisdom said their must be an pappy of the wood on the feet, you dared to dream.
(Dared to dream)
But you inspired to go down in history as the Father.....and create a name for yourself.
(Who are you again?)
You made skiing your baby, and people cheered
(Oh!)
But you were satisfied. you said, "Wait, i think I don't wanna be the grandfather."
(Nice to be humble)
Aand so skiing was born. So crack open an ice cold bud light Mr. Name On a Cliff, because without you skiing would have never been world famous in Battle Creek Park.
(Thank you thank you thank you!)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Peppermint Schnapps Guy.
(Mr. Peppermint Schnapps Guy!)
Without you, how would we ever talk to the stranger standing in line behind us? You give us the courage to make new friends.
(Its the booze!)
You ask us to "take a pull" and ask us to take a "big gulp" off of your chalice.
(Master of the pick up lines!)
Only you could come 5 minutes before the door opens and weasel your way into the front of the line.
(Post it note line holder!)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light, oh keeper of the flask. You try very hard, to make us very very warm.
(I love you man!)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. I'm Running Outta Vacation Days Guy.
(Mr. I'm Running Outta Vacation Days Guy)
You are afraid of calling in sick because you don't want to get in trouble. So you hunt all night and sleep at work instead.
(Is it nap time yet?)
You sit at your computer all day long just re-googling an easy clue all day long.
(Its not an anagram.........windowlicker)
If it weren't for you mr.I'm running outta vacation days guy, the parks would be boring in the middle of the night.
(Better off to stay at the bar)
So crack open an ice cold bud light for Mr. I'm Running Outta Vacation Days Guy, because the more you work, the greater your chance you can find an good anagram that is worthless anyways.
(You got extra letters left over)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. I Didn't Register My Button Medallion Finder Guy.
(Mr. I Didn't Register My Button Medallion Finder Guy)
After poking at that odd colored thing in the snow, it hit you like a ton of bricks.
(And where are your clues?)
You stand there wondering why all these people stare at you with look of hate.
(Daggers from the eyes)
If it weren't for you Mr. I Didn't Register My Button Medallion Finder Guy, we would all be having a few more free drinks with a lucky cooler.
(Another wasted 5 grand)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light, Mr. I Didn't Register My Button Medallion Finder Guy, because the more you drink, the less chance you'll stumble across our prize.
(Cause you don't dig.....)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter Guy.
(Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter Guy)
After a night of drinking with the buddies, it didn't occur to you that a coat would be a good idea.
(Your mother wouldn't be happy)
Armed with only your shoes to kick snow and a plastic spork from wendys you dare to dream.
(What is a registered button?)
If it weren't for you Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter Guy, no one would ever find that elusive medallion.
(Certainly not the cooler crew)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light, Mr. Amateur Medallion Hunter, because the more you drink, the less annoying the frostbite is.
(Ouch ouch ouch ouch, ouch it burns)

Mud Light presents Real Medallion Heroes
(Real Medallion Heroes)

Today we salute you, Mr. Annoying Flashy Headlamp Guys.
(Mr. Annoying Flashy Headlamp Guys)
More than any neon sign or exploding scoreboard ever could, your blinkys says "hey guys, look at me".
(Its not intimidating)
Even if the temperature is roasting hot 90 degrees you'd keep covered like a Ninja in a sauna.
(your scarves are all slimy inside)
You get out of a mini-van like cheesy bank robbers and stand in line by yourselves without saying a word to anybody.
(Even Jake doesn't bite)
So crack open an ice cold Mud Light for the Mr. we are too ugly to show our faces, then crack open another for them since they won't even show their face for a sip.
(Have one for them)