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King Boreas aka Ian

11:42 p.m. 911 caller says her boyfriend stabbed himself in the hand with a screwdriver on accident and wants to know what they can do for it, does not want an ambulance.

ummm, pull the screwdriver out ?

Wed, 02/11/2004 - 3:01 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

2:26 p.m. Caller from Daughtery Road says he received a letter from India and he doesn’t know anybody there.

He does now.

Wed, 02/11/2004 - 3:04 AM Permalink
KITCH

3:54 p.m. Report of a fox on a porch on Deer Lane.

Oh geez...I'm glad I'm not a cop!

Wed, 02/11/2004 - 5:57 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

8:34 p.m. Officer out at a church parking lot, subject possibly passing a bottle of whiskey.

Sounds like my kinda place! ;)

Wed, 02/11/2004 - 6:02 AM Permalink
Clue Master

male said he was “feeling good, was going to kill somebody.”

He must have been right at that point in the drunkenness between loving thy neighbor and killing them.

Wed, 02/11/2004 - 6:46 AM Permalink
KITCH

what a fun town!!! I might have to plan a trip...I'm sure IAN has a geocache out there.....

Wed, 02/11/2004 - 6:54 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

WIMP!

Wed, 02/11/2004 - 7:28 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

J T

If you wanns move this out somewhere, go ahead

Wed, 02/11/2004 - 8:00 AM Permalink
THX 1138

They got a link to Wal*Mart.

Wed, 02/11/2004 - 8:31 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

9:50 p.m. Officer says he’s been all the way to the county line, unable to locate.

um, usually it's marked with a sign, or the road maintenance is better on the other side.

Wed, 02/11/2004 - 9:07 PM Permalink
ares

ummm, pull the screwdriver out ?

actually, the first thing they teach you about stab wounds in first aid classes is to never pull it out. after all the screwdriver my have hit an artery, and be the only thing that's keeping the victim from bleeding to death. get to the er, let the doctors remove it where they can handle any "uncontrollable" bleeding.

Wed, 02/11/2004 - 9:45 PM Permalink
KITCH

diggin' up the good folders?

Nice IAN...hehe I told you I'm been reading all the folders....

Thu, 02/12/2004 - 5:33 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

10:13 p.m. 911 caller from Marlett Road says she was trying to thaw her pipes out when the insulation caught on fire.

I don't even wanna know.

Fri, 02/13/2004 - 3:07 AM Permalink
KITCH

4:20 p.m. Fruitdale Road resident says his mailbox was completely taken out, looks suspicious.

----I wonder why...

Fri, 02/13/2004 - 6:06 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

7:41 p.m. 911 caller from Becks Grove Road said she thought her wood stove was moving away from the wall and was afraid that it would fall over and catch fire.

Maybe one pint of schnapp's is enough ?

Wed, 02/18/2004 - 6:49 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Joe Hics

Wed, 02/18/2004 - 7:47 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

10:50 p.m. Caller from Upper Salt Creek Road said he had received a threatening phone call but did not want a report at this time.

And he called because????

Wed, 02/18/2004 - 8:30 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

Wow, People just get dumber every day!

Man accused of endangering child

A Columbus man is accused of criminal recklessness after a witness said he fired a gun into the ceiling on December 31.

Randall McCray, 38, allegedly fired the gun, and the bullet went through a dresser in an upstairs bedroom, where a 10-year-old was, according to court paperwork completed by Chief Deputy Mike Adams.

The witness said the shot happened during an argument between Mr. McCray and a woman. Mr. McCray left afterwards.

Deputy Rick Followell said he found Mr. McCray with handgun, and the man allegedly admitted firing the shot.

Prosecutor Jim Oliver filed the charges Friday, January 2. If the man’s convicted, the Class D felony charge could bring a maximum of three years in jail and $5,000 in fines.

Wed, 02/18/2004 - 8:42 AM Permalink
KITCH

6:28 pm. 911 caller says a vehicle is in the roadway near the junior high school.

6:35 p.m. Officer reports vehicle is not in the roadway, it is on junior high property, appears there is a school function.

(hehe ...can't park in the lot?)

Wed, 02/25/2004 - 6:48 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

4:14 a.m. Officer out with two male subjects walking on State Road 46 East.

And ???????

Fri, 02/27/2004 - 6:28 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

is that a female officer?

Fri, 02/27/2004 - 6:32 PM Permalink
KITCH

7 p.m. Anonymous caller says he discovered two articles of men’s clothing and a latex device near Yellowwood Lake Road.

DEVICE?

Wed, 03/03/2004 - 3:49 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

4:49 p.m. 911 cell phone caller says she lost three females.

damn, officer I don't know whereI put them

5:08 p.m. Caller from above says subjects returned.

Sat, 03/06/2004 - 6:22 PM Permalink
KITCH

9:20 p.m. Susie Ayres Road resident says her daughter left on foot and doesn’t see very well, unable to locate her.

9:50 p.m. Officer says to disregard, forgot subject went to church.

Hmmm...who needs the help here? the mother or the daughter??

Mon, 03/22/2004 - 2:39 PM Permalink
KITCH

11:50 p.m. Caller from Greasy Creek Road says there are three subjects on the side of the road covered with blankets.

I wonder if this is near the place the "device" was found???

Mon, 03/22/2004 - 2:40 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

5:59 p.m. 911 hang up from Mullis Road. Dispatcher called back subject, subject teaching child how to dial number.

see honey, all ya gotsa do is call the number. THEY CALL YOU BACK !

Sat, 03/27/2004 - 9:38 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

7:10 p.m. Caller from Peoga Road says homeowners in the area had a controlled burn today and they need help in putting the fire out.

Well, was it a controlled burn, or wasn't it?

Sat, 03/27/2004 - 9:42 PM Permalink
KITCH

8:17p.m. 911 cell phone caller says they are lost somewhere in the southern part of Brown County State Park. Dispatcher contacted south region, gave them cell number so they could call subject direct.

I wonder if the guy was out looking for a geocache and got lost??

http://www.geocaching.com/seek/nearest.aspx?lat=39.158783&lon=-86.219033

http://www.geocaching.com/map/getmap.aspx?lat=39.15878&lon=-86.21903

HOLY CRIPS...LOOKS LIKE 20 in the state PARK!!!!

Wed, 03/31/2004 - 6:19 AM Permalink
KC0GRN

wow!

Wed, 03/31/2004 - 12:42 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

1:23 a.m. Officer received a complaint of loud music or noise just west of Green Valley Road

loud music? noise? same-same?

6:54 p.m. 911 caller from Pool Road says there might be a fire but can’t confirm, but would telephone back after checking the home.

7:02 p.m. 911 caller from Pool Road said there is not a fire, it must have been the sun on the water.

Crack open another Bud, LeRoy

4:47 p.m. Caller from a real estate company says when she arrived to show a home a man climbed out from underneath the home and asked to see the inside.

Umm, do you have any cash, sir?

Wed, 04/07/2004 - 2:51 PM Permalink
KITCH

but for some reason I just had to clip this one.... 8:27 a.m. Caller says a black and white, old and blind horse is missing.

Wed, 04/07/2004 - 6:34 PM Permalink
KITCH

12:56 a.m. Caller says there is an intoxicated person at a campsite giving them a hard time.

what at 12:56am nah couldn't be intoxicated......oh wait Its silent bob out nite caching....

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 12:40 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

7:51 p.m. 911 cell phone caller says lumber fell off a train near Hornettown Road and he moved it out of the way.

1:38 p.m. 911 caller from Hornettown Road says people are taking lumber that fell off a train yesterday.

1:55 p.m. Officer says they will return lumber.

Damn, I was just trying to do my part: Cache In Trash Out

Honestly, it looked like trash to me !

Wed, 04/14/2004 - 1:38 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

1:06 p.m. 911 caller says she was intimated by three motorcyclists east bound on State Road 46.

I bet she was intimidatedtoo

4:51 p.m. 911 caller from Peoga Road reports a possible fight at a neighbors home, two male subjects, windows being busted out and one subject has a knife.

sounds like more than possible

Wed, 04/21/2004 - 11:52 AM Permalink
KC0GRN

6:26 p.m. Caller says there is a group at a church working on projects with wood burning kits in case there is an alarm. If there is an actual fire he will call back.

I should hope they would call back if there is a fire.. come to think of it, if there's a fire, why wouldn't they call the fire department instead?

Wed, 04/21/2004 - 1:11 PM Permalink
KITCH

aww crap I forgot it was weds!!!

Wed, 04/21/2004 - 2:35 PM Permalink
KITCH

10:54 a.m. Caller from Trafalgar said her furniture had been stolen when a neighbor helped her move.

I bet next week this lady calls back saying she found the item in her house.

Wed, 04/21/2004 - 2:46 PM Permalink
KITCH

8:34 a.m. 911 caller says there is a tree in the east bound lane on State Road 46 West.

I know its backwoods down there but this is bad....I'd suggest you cut down the tree next time before you build a road there....

Wed, 04/28/2004 - 2:47 PM Permalink
KITCH

damn geocachers...

Wed, 04/28/2004 - 2:48 PM Permalink
KITCH

Just might be the best one ever!!!

911- Hello 911
Caller - My wife is bugging me.
911- O.K. Sir Calm down.
Caller- She is bugging me.
911- Sir you really need to calm down so I can talk to you.
Caller - I said she is bugging me.
911- Sir do you need medical attention.
Caller - Yes I think so...I'm sticking cotton in my ears..because she is bugging me.

911- I'll send somebody right away.
Caller- Will you stay on the line with me until they arive.
911- The police are on the way. Stay calm.
Caller - I can't stand it anymore...she is bugging me. She won't stop.

Wed, 05/05/2004 - 10:19 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

heehee :)

Thu, 05/06/2004 - 2:57 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

2:10 p.m. Caller from Peoga Road says there are trespassers that are mushroom hunting.

probly the Funny kind

Fri, 05/07/2004 - 5:48 AM Permalink
KITCH

what? Why? My math... Gal is 128 oz. right?

So that's just 10 beers.

OK you might have a bad headache in the a.m. but its not that bad.

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 11:59 AM Permalink
KITCH

Unless its a member of the Manson family - I don't think you needed to call.

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 12:00 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

It's a canadian goose, there's millions of them, all very annoying, who cares?

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 12:29 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

4:51 p.m. 911 caller from Creamer Road says he heard three distinct explosions and a flash.

What does a flash sound like?

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 1:14 PM Permalink
Med2k


1:51 p.m. Officer says three men are trying to sell meat out of the back of their truck.

I don't know who I should be more worried about, the sellers, or the people actually buying meat out of some guy's truck

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 1:21 PM Permalink
Frosti

Mmmmm, meat.

Wed, 05/12/2004 - 1:28 PM Permalink