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Jasper County Sheriff's Weekly Report

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Clue Master

Five people were arrested and over an ounce
of crack was taken off the street.

Wow! That'll ruin my whole lunch hour. Damn

Fri, 05/21/2004 - 7:36 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Deputy Hawthorne got called to the Little League Park in Evadale. Seems several ladies got into a fight. All kinfolk. Still trying to work this out. A lady videoed the whole mess. Would make a good video on COPS.

This guy has a sense of humor.

Sat, 05/22/2004 - 7:29 PM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Sat, 05/22/2004 - 7:36 PM Permalink
Clue Master

If I had to do a blind rendition of what I thought he looked like, it would have been exactly like that picture. Except he'd have a silver cap where that bad tooth is.

Mon, 05/24/2004 - 3:07 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

Received a call from a concerned citizen who thought he had found some bags of marijuana. Appears that a neighborhood kid dried some weeds and placed them in bags and put them on the county road just to see who would pick them up.

Fri, 05/28/2004 - 7:59 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

What did they do? Threaten a 7 yr old with jail?

Fri, 05/28/2004 - 8:00 PM Permalink
KITCH

I called the sheriff's office...billy's outta town doing a transport....

I was just wanting to know about his weekly update....the girls didn't know....but they are nice on the phone.

Fri, 06/04/2004 - 12:48 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

just cuz

Mon, 06/07/2004 - 7:22 AM Permalink
KITCH

If you run into a good deal on a saddle, please let us know.

Tue, 06/15/2004 - 11:38 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

6/21

Got a call out Thursday night about a shooting west of Jasper. Three men were very lucky. They were riding around in a pickup smoking crack. One pulled out a 9-mm and started shooting inside the truck. They started fighting over the gun, ran off the road and got stuck. Out of 8-10 shots fired, nobody got hit. Serious charges filed.

Thu, 06/24/2004 - 3:49 PM Permalink
KITCH

CRACK in jasper county??

hmmm things are picking up for hickville.

 

Thu, 06/24/2004 - 7:16 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

The only crack I saw was on the plumber

Fri, 06/25/2004 - 8:16 AM Permalink
KITCH

We received several calls of out-of-control kids this last week. Everything from choking a brother, putting fists through walls, jumping on parents and stealing grandparents' vehicles. I'm told you've tried everything. How about church?

hahaha you gotta like that....good southern values.

Wed, 07/14/2004 - 9:02 AM Permalink
King Boreas aka Ian

Received a 911 call from a lady who wanted us to tell her husband to stop cheating on her.

"Stop cheating on your wife."

Fri, 08/13/2004 - 1:09 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

hahahahaha! It just amazes me sometimes how stupid people really can be! although it shouldn't cuz the dumbest ones usually end up in my store on a daily basis :)

Fri, 08/13/2004 - 3:51 AM Permalink
ares

just remember this, ll.  that's why you have a job. :)

Mon, 08/16/2004 - 8:30 AM Permalink
Liquor Lady

yeah, no kidding :)

Mon, 08/16/2004 - 9:33 AM Permalink
KITCH

Received a 911 call from a son who was arguing with his mom.  Seems he wanted to go somewhere and mamma said no.  Good, mamma.  The son didn't get any sympathy from us.

I love this Sheriff!


 

Fri, 08/20/2004 - 6:35 AM Permalink
KITCH

Had someone kick in a door and went in the house.  The owner has a talking bird.  The bird got to screaming and hollering and the bad guy left.  Good bird.  Stupid burglar.

Sun, 09/12/2004 - 5:17 AM Permalink
KITCH

The second was a teenage Scout working on his Navigation Scout Badge.  He was lost and then he was found.  Good job to everyone involved.


 

Hmmm........I hope this scout doesn't get into geocaching...

Tue, 10/05/2004 - 7:30 AM Permalink
KITCH

Serious charges may be filed.

Wed, 12/29/2004 - 7:05 AM Permalink