Deputy Hawthorne got called to the Little League Park in Evadale. Seems several ladies got into a fight. All kinfolk. Still trying to work this out. A lady videoed the whole mess. Would make a good video on COPS.
If I had to do a blind rendition of what I thought he looked like, it would have been exactly like that picture. Except he'd have a silver cap where that bad tooth is.
Received a call from a concerned citizen who thought he had found some bags of marijuana. Appears that a neighborhood kid dried some weeds and placed them in bags and put them on the county road just to see who would pick them up.
Got a call out Thursday night about a shooting west of Jasper. Three men were very lucky. They were riding around in a pickup smoking crack. One pulled out a 9-mm and started shooting inside the truck. They started fighting over the gun, ran off the road and got stuck. Out of 8-10 shots fired, nobody got hit. Serious charges filed.
We received several calls of out-of-control kids this last week. Everything from choking a brother, putting fists through walls, jumping on parents and stealing grandparents' vehicles. I'm told you've tried everything. How about church?
hahaha you gotta like that....good southern values.
hahahahaha! It just amazes me sometimes how stupid people really can be! although it shouldn't cuz the dumbest ones usually end up in my store on a daily basis :)
Received a 911 call from a son who was arguing with his mom. Seems he wanted to go somewhere and mamma said no. Good, mamma. The son didn't get any sympathy from us.
Had someone kick in a door and went in the house. The owner has a talking bird. The bird got to screaming and hollering and the bad guy left. Good bird. Stupid burglar.
http://www.jaspercountyso.com/report.htm
can you say I got issues...but you gotta love reading this...
Five people were arrested and over an ounce
of crack was taken off the street.
Wow! That'll ruin my whole lunch hour. Damn
Deputy Hawthorne got called to the Little League Park in Evadale. Seems several ladies got into a fight. All kinfolk. Still trying to work this out. A lady videoed the whole mess. Would make a good video on COPS.
This guy has a sense of humor.
Gotta show the Sheriff that writes this stuff.

If I had to do a blind rendition of what I thought he looked like, it would have been exactly like that picture. Except he'd have a silver cap where that bad tooth is.
Received a call from a concerned citizen who thought he had found some bags of marijuana. Appears that a neighborhood kid dried some weeds and placed them in bags and put them on the county road just to see who would pick them up.
What did they do? Threaten a 7 yr old with jail?
I called the sheriff's office...billy's outta town doing a transport....
I was just wanting to know about his weekly update....the girls didn't know....but they are nice on the phone.
just cuz
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Got a call out Thursday night about a shooting west of Jasper. Three men were very lucky. They were riding around in a pickup smoking crack. One pulled out a 9-mm and started shooting inside the truck. They started fighting over the gun, ran off the road and got stuck. Out of 8-10 shots fired, nobody got hit. Serious charges filed.
CRACK in jasper county??
hmmm things are picking up for hickville.
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The only crack I saw was on the plumber
We received several calls of out-of-control kids this last week. Everything from choking a brother, putting fists through walls, jumping on parents and stealing grandparents' vehicles. I'm told you've tried everything. How about church?
hahaha you gotta like that....good southern values.
Received a 911 call from a lady who wanted us to tell her husband to stop cheating on her.
"Stop cheating on your wife."
hahahahaha! It just amazes me sometimes how stupid people really can be! although it shouldn't cuz the dumbest ones usually end up in my store on a daily basis :)
just remember this, ll. Â that's why you have a job. :)
yeah, no kidding :)
Received a 911 call from a son who was arguing with his mom. Seems he wanted to go somewhere and mamma said no. Good, mamma. The son didn't get any sympathy from us.
I love this Sheriff!
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Had someone kick in a door and went in the house. The owner has a talking bird. The bird got to screaming and hollering and the bad guy left. Good bird. Stupid burglar.
The second was a teenage Scout working on his Navigation Scout Badge. He was lost and then he was found. Good job to everyone involved.
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Hmmm........I hope this scout doesn't get into geocaching...
Serious charges may be filed.