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L and A Mommy

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Sun conjuncts Uranus

sounds. um. weird.
Sat, 03/03/2007 - 10:18 AM Permalink
l and a mommy

JOE 100!!
Sat, 03/03/2007 - 10:18 AM Permalink
me2

March 3 is the 62nd day of the year in the Gregorian Calendar (63rd in leap years). There are 303 days remaining.

and my funest fact of the day.... Minnesota became a territory on this day in 1849.
Sat, 03/03/2007 - 10:19 AM Permalink
ares

i've been sentenced to get out of my 20's on the 21st, by my loving wifey-wife :smile:
Sat, 03/03/2007 - 10:20 AM Permalink
l and a mommy

"Sun conjuncts Uranus"

So the sun will give my Anus conjuctivitis or what? LOL Ares is right that does sound a bit odd!
Sat, 03/03/2007 - 10:21 AM Permalink
l and a mommy

"The year ahead promises change as you take on a whole new perspective."

This actually started happening back in Sept of last year my whole life outlook changed and I've really changed a lot in my life as this new perspective took hold. I think its just because I'm nearing 30 and while I don't fear 30 AT ALL I've decided that changes were needed and I've broken free from some of the things that I let hold me back. I'm really becoming more me and not afraid of what others think so much anymore. Hard to describe but I always use to do things or not do things because I thought it was what was expected of me now I'm just more me and I'm much more happy because of it!
Sat, 03/03/2007 - 10:28 AM Permalink
zephyrus

Congratulations!! :smile:

It is a hard thing to do....
Sat, 03/03/2007 - 6:11 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

LAMommy,

Its always sad to lose some one as close as a parent, but it's a blessing that the suffering is over. Hope you find the support you need in your greif.
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 12:02 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Sorry LAM :frown: :frown:
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 1:25 PM Permalink
Eags

LA Mommy, I am so sorry to hear of the loss of your father. You and yours have my deep sympathy.

-Eags
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 2:48 PM Permalink
Terry

LA Mommy - If there's anything we can do to help, please let us know.

You have my deepest sympathies. May the love of family and friends bring you comfort.
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 3:51 PM Permalink
zephyrus

:frown: :frown: :frown:
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 4:49 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Take care of those beautiful grandkids
Wed, 03/14/2007 - 7:25 PM Permalink
mystical_muzik

Hey sweetie.. I just heard the news. I'm so sorry for your loss :frown: It is a bit easier to be at peace knowing that he's not suffering any more, but no matter how much you try to prepare for something like this, you never can. If you need anything, please let me know. Mark and I are thinking about you and praying for you. *hugs* Take care of yourself.
Thu, 03/15/2007 - 12:46 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

Thank you everyone knowing that I can always come here and have a shoulder to lean on means a lot! When I get back into town I'd like to get together with several of you and just hang out. Its funny that during the hunt I am less stressed than any other time of the year I think even though I get very little sleep and it isn't the hunt that does the destressing its all of the great people. Even without the medallion I'd still get together with each and everyone of you and just hang out everyday if I could! Over the years I've found that you are so much more than fellow hunters I concider you friends. Alright I'm getting sappy....but I do mean it. Thanks for being here!
Thu, 03/15/2007 - 3:11 PM Permalink
Mr. Med Hunter

Thu, 03/15/2007 - 4:25 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Right back at cha LAM
Thu, 03/15/2007 - 8:32 PM Permalink
me2

my dads birthday was Nov 26th as well :frown:
Sun, 03/18/2007 - 8:37 AM Permalink
l and a mommy

What a small world.
Sun, 03/18/2007 - 12:01 PM Permalink
Clue Master

R U wearing glasses in your avatar me2?
Sun, 03/18/2007 - 8:47 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

I don't think she is...I think its just the photo...
Sun, 03/18/2007 - 9:41 PM Permalink
me2

thinkin about you :ooh:
Sun, 03/25/2007 - 5:23 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

I've been thinking of you too. Things are finally starting to return to normal around here (sorta) my sister is still in town with her husband and 3 kids so things are still chaotic but the service was last weekend and so I'm not running here and there and everywhere trying to get things set up. It was a beautiful service (with the exception of the pastors homily which I think was a little off). Kids are on spring break next week so I'm hoping I might get a little R and R with the girls especially if its still really nice outside.
Mon, 03/26/2007 - 6:07 PM Permalink
OT

There was a fill-in priest at my father's funeral. Our priest was on vacation. He kept calling my father James during the homily. :chagrin: My father's name was John and he had been a member and an usher at our church for over 50 years and was called James during his eulogy.

My mother was quite hard of hearing at the time and kept saying what a beautiful service it was. Fortunately, she couldn't hear a word. :grin:
Mon, 03/26/2007 - 6:14 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

That is horrible! That must have been very upsetting for your family.
Wed, 03/28/2007 - 6:15 AM Permalink
OT

At the time we were just happy that my mother didn't hear it. Just as long as God knew who he was is what counts. :wink:

I'm sure it was a little disconcerting for my father's brother James, who was at the funeral.

As time passes, your grief will be trumped by wonderful memories of your father. And then things like that become humorous and part of the family lore. :smile:
Wed, 03/28/2007 - 6:29 AM Permalink
Posen

Agreed...when we were serving as pall bearers for my grandpa's funeral, We were driving from the church to the cemetery and my brother asked "Did Fred work at Honeywell for very long?" ...and we stared at him and then laughed, as we realized he meant to say "Herb", which was grandpa's name....we still joke about grandpa Fred 25 years later. :chagrin:
Wed, 03/28/2007 - 6:57 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

It does make for funny moments later on in life, but I think I would have walked up and quitly corrected him after the 2nd time. Or maybe hold up sign with his name on it and wave my arms so he'd see me in the back.
Wed, 03/28/2007 - 11:23 AM Permalink
me2

Ive missed you
Tue, 05/01/2007 - 3:51 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

Double Joe !! 400 JOE and 131 JOE
Wed, 05/16/2007 - 7:32 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I had to look to see who this "bandit" was... Too funny!
Sat, 05/26/2007 - 6:52 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

LOL
Mon, 05/28/2007 - 5:41 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

To any an all who stop by this season, Happy Holiday's!!

I'm having a hard time getting into the spirit this year everything just seems off this year and I can't put my finger on any one thing that is wrong, maybe I'm just off....I'll be back before the hunt when hopefully I'm feeling more myself. I'll be gone the week before the hunt getting a nice tan maybe that will bring my spirits back :wink:
Tue, 12/11/2007 - 3:27 PM Permalink
me2

I know partly why your off (and you're not alone) and when I see you next I'm gonna give you a huge hug that will knock us both in the snowbank!!

have a wonderful time on your vacation.
Tue, 12/11/2007 - 3:55 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

I'll be sure to plant my feet firmly when I see you running at me :sillygrin:
Tue, 12/11/2007 - 9:29 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

Clue Master can you find me something more cheery than my firepit? I love the warmth but I need something more festive something more upbeat.
Tue, 12/11/2007 - 9:30 PM Permalink
l and a mommy

I love it! :smile: Thanks! All of you are so much more adept at finding funny things like that than I am.
Wed, 12/12/2007 - 10:10 AM Permalink
me2

I feel like playing with its ears - I lllllove ears :sheepish:
Wed, 12/12/2007 - 10:49 AM Permalink
Clue Master

:grin:
Wed, 12/12/2007 - 11:47 AM Permalink
Posen

Who would have thunk...?
Wed, 12/12/2007 - 12:02 PM Permalink
me2

haha nice avatar posen
nibble

Wed, 12/12/2007 - 10:18 PM Permalink
Posen

:sheepish:
Thu, 12/13/2007 - 7:58 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Touching :frown:
Fri, 12/14/2007 - 12:23 PM Permalink
OT

((((CM)))), my friend.
Fri, 12/14/2007 - 1:40 PM Permalink
me2

sorry to see about your doggy

what happened? :frown:
Tue, 12/18/2007 - 10:38 AM Permalink
l and a mommy

Eight Words with two Meanings



1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing football without a cup.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n ..

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.!

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND



He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said . . You wear pants don't you?



He said . .. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!



He said . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said ..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!



He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . We don't know; it has never happened.



He said . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

She said .... They already have boyfriends.



He said . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Thu, 12/20/2007 - 1:50 PM Permalink