What irritates you?

heh, I was gonna say.

Irritate: Having to appologize for another thing that wasn't my fault. That happens way too often... Maybe I should get a career as a scapegoat.

The kids look beautiful Diggs!

Yikes!

oooooooooooohhh pretty.

Thanks all .... it was an amazing day...so beautiful.

:smile:

I actually made a sign two harvests ago that I posted on my office wall that said:

If the brix are too high, blame me (brix are sugar levels in grapes)

If the brix are too low, blame me

If the temp is too warm and the heat exchanger doesn't work, blame me

If you heated up your lunch and then got too busy to eat it blame me

... and if something happens 6 states away to your cousins kids friends dog ... that's my fault too.

it made people laugh, but it also shut them up. guess what? by the end of harvest - I didn't need it anymore.

Kids with attitudes

They look like pussycats to me. I didn't know you were a fan though?

Heh

Oh to only be a kid again.

I Was A fan Of all the Girls that went I would have never been cought dead listening to the crap!! but hay who am I to denine a bunch of hot little chicks there band that gets them all horned up FOR ME!!!

Because Of boy bands I have got Lots of tail!!! and I have to thank them!!! :cool: :cool:

For All being GAY!!!!

that made it eavn easier!!!!! :cool: :cool:

poop

I don't think I want to know the rest of the story.

In fact, no, no I don't, not at all.

having a bird stuck in my vents or in my chimney somewhere..not sure exactly where...

lol..

I'm refering to dog poop in the back yard, but.. I'm sure whatever you were thinking was probably more.. dare I say.. interesting..?

poop is never interesting...

unless it has little pieces of corn stuck in it.... that always amazes me.

or if monkeys are throwing it at eachother, at the zoo...

other than that, its pretty gross stuff.

Having to pee in a cup

you dont have to do that... there are other methods you can go to, to get even with somebody...

 :sillygrin: :wink: :cool:

Feeling dizzy all the time lately

lol um no, I really had no ideas in mind.

I just know anyone being irritated by poop doesn't end in any kind of story that I'd care to know the details of.

Maddog's 'Scary' Dog Poop Story -

My parents had a fenced-in garden that they would dump leftovers in the corner for compost. Usually they'd stick it in a milk carton or something biodegradeable - usually with whatever was handy.

We had a lab mutt that ran free outside. Occasionally he'd jump the garden fence and root around in the leftovers, so we made sure to pull the chicken bones out.

One night my brother was asked to clear the table and take out the leftovers - he used an empty bread bag that was on the counter.

I didn't think much about it until a few days later when mowing the lawn. I found a dog turd about three feet long with an entire bread bag twisted through the middle of it. The only thing worse that having to clean up that mess was thinking about how long it took the dog to coax that one out!

Mikey: Does peeing in a cup mean that you have a conditional offer of employment contingent upon successful completion of a drug screen?

Geez. I need to turn off work-bear.

naw, just gettin even with someone :wink:

irritation: stray, female, neighborhood cats...

so....our guy Azreal goes outside, maybe a couple times a week... and is always on a harness/leash, when doing so...

when he's not out there, he can usually be seen laying in windows, watching the world outside...

yet somehow, he has amassed a legion of groupies....

the past few summers, this grey female cat, kept showing up, at all hours of the day/night, meowing up a storm, outside our windows, looking for Azreal.... on a couple of occasions, she would go so far, as to come inside our fenced backyard - even when the dog was outside!

just to see Azreal...

this summer..... she's brought friends with....

the past week or so, she's been in our front yard, with 2-3 other females....

all of them making noises, until they catch a glimpse of Azreal, in a window or something.... who then goes apeshit, because theres a gang of chicks outside, calling his name....

ugh...

sorry girls.... he's fixed!!

walking into my office and the AC is cranked...omg its cold

sounds good tome it is hot as hell in my room with my Heater of A Computer in it!!! and MY ROOM IS TINY!!!!!

1:30 am this morning

screaming animals outside!

like death screams! had to be a huge critter/cat fight!!

Jumped out of bed and we all ran to the door because Theo was out.

couldn't see anything because it was too dark except for 2 critters running across my neighbors garage!!!!

felt bad for the cat that was probably involved in that one.

I don't know if I'd feel all that bad since it was probably the sound of an orgasm. Those cats are crazy loud when it comes to that stuff.

only YOU would think of that.

The man knows his temperamental pussy. :ooh:

I think EVERY guy's ears perk up at the sound of a Pussy gettin' action. Not too often you can make a human sound like those cats do!

Bwahhh! :eek: :sillygrin:

Not too often you can make a human sound like those cats do!

Mad Dog is my new hero if he's been able to pull that one off. :cool:

:lipsealed:

That kind of noise puts you on the PD's short list for 'possible domestic disturbances' in Washington County.

I recall hearing those kind of noises from the college apartments some time ago. Apartments, mind you, where pets are NOT allowed! :wink:

Rollerblading at 3 am has benefits beyond empty streets - free entertainment!

Bwahhh!!! :sheepish: :smile:

dammit...

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

what did they TAKE?? That Sucks!! dude I hate that People work hard for there stuff and some little azz hole comes along and takes it for theres!!

Thats why I could never do that type of stuff I have a continuance!! and some times it sucks!!

damn...

does your ramp have cameras?

strange window to bust looks hard to open the doors from there...its got an orange on it :frown:

did they get anything??

gps?

nope, not a thing. You can't even reach the door handle from that far back. even if they did, the alarm would go off, which probably scared them off.

Just perfect timing, given I was taking the rest of the week off to go up north, now I have to wait a day....

its never perfect timing...

:frown:

nah, true enough. Just when you usually don't get time off and finally do, it gets screwed up, seems to suck a little worse.

Sorry Joel :frown: :angry: That sucks!

The hole looks like the exact size & shape of a softball - did you find any 'presents' in the back seat?

nope, the police officer that showed up tried looking for an object too. Just like last time this happened, they didn't leave anything behind. I was amazed that some glass managed to get up on the passenger seat

OMG!!! how aweful

sorry KC -that really bites.

 :angry:

and how did YOU know it was in the ramp at work and not at home? :wink:

yeah KC, I thought your work got cameras put in.

I thought it was a tomato

and it does look like someone threw something round at it.