thanks. I was fine when I went camping. now I'm home, and I'm dying again. it really sucks.. I need drugs. strong drugs - but they loop me out. looks like no other option tho
Niece got dumped last week - first love - dated steady, hard core for 10 months.... she was with us this past weekend - did great, feeling better...
Got a call from my son tonight - niece is off the deep end, ran away from home and was trying to get up north again - hit hard rain and got lost so she called her confidant my son Tom... Thank God he is actually turning into an adult - convinced her to turn around and come to me..
Problem - she is HORRIBLE with directions - should have been here over an hour ago from Blaine - OH - my brother just called, she missed her exit and is in FAIRBAULT!!! He got her checked into a hotel there....
Sarah just started with this boy and only a month in but already having dinner with the boys parents, bonfires and shopping and hanging out ALOT. They mesh real well - she clashed with her last boyfiend. 10 months and serious? thats gotta be very very hard. I don't look forward to this break up when it happens.
last night I was golfing, and the woman in the 4 some, could NOT get my name right. Half the time I was stacy, the other half the time I was stephanie - the 2 men, just called me Sam - which is HUGELY different than either name.
Her name was Nancy so half way through when she kept messing mine up - I started calling her Joan. Why? cause it was random.
so, this lady next door has always been nice, but sometime in the past year or so, a switch was flipped....
she's constantly making snide remarks, if we're sitting in our backyard with the dogs..... and going out of her way to make it known that she suddenly dislikes us for whatever reason...
last night, after it had cooled off, we were having a small fire in our ring - just Carolyn, and myself....
the fire-department showed up, after about an hour - huge truck w/ ladders and all.... got stuck, trying to back outta our dead-end alley -
said they gotta call about an out of hand, dangerous fire....
uh... yeah....
the fire cheif took one look at what we had going on, and got pissed off that someone wasted their time, when they could have been doing something important....
he could see nothing illegal was going on, and everything was within order, and under-control...
im sick of that f'n b!tch...
one of these next nights, we're gonna sit out there, and grill some food, after Carolyn gets home from work, at like midnight-12:30...
nothing illegal about eating, either....
she wants us to be the a-hole neighbors, that we can be...
she seems to be the only person who has a problem.... everybody else usually wants to come over and hang out/talk for a while....
I had neighbors like that once - I would go over to their house when they would leave at night and re-arrange their xmas decorations or halloween pumpkins during the holidays - just so they would be as nuts as they drove me.
nick, you're a good buddy and all, but i'm not having loud sex with you with the windows open. for that matter i'm not having loud sex with you with the windows closed either. or quiet sex. or, well, any kind of sex.
my b-o-l-o-g-n-a's saved for zeph :wink:
sheesh. give a friend 11 inches and he wants a mile.
He and Zeph sang the B-o-l-o-g-n-a song at my wedding reception, that's what he's referring to. Besides, wouldn't giving bologna to zeph be all sliced up? :frown:
Personally I think a good move would be to sign the neighbors up for a few magazines they don't need. Start with something like "Elk Hunters Monthly" or "Tattoo" magazine the first week, and then add another - more 'racy' magazine each week.
"Bound and Gagged" magazine would probably fall around week 4 or 5. :wink:
Masticating after marriage is almost required - otherwise she can use the lack thereof as bribery or punishment - the ladies are like camels in the Sahara when they need to prove themselves right. Besides, a little practice every now and them can improve your technique.
did this to a girl who royally ticked me off about oh... 4? months ago - I also signed her up for everything wedding, since she had just broken up with her BF (and him too as the groom) so when he started getting the phone calls from the planners as well HE got mad at her.
Then one day, when I knew the mailman was in route - I sat and watched as poor mr. mailman stuffed her mailbox with catalogs.
changing mine soon when I have the chance and find something good.
btw -love the weiner :wink:
:frown:
why do our late 30's have to be so f-ing hard?!
Don't Worry, Be Happy
WHO THE FU#@K cares about the Sex in the City movie!?!?!
AARH!
so now I'm having to be creative ---
if you love boobs -- consider donating to this big boob...
http://walk.avonfoundation.org/site/TR?pg=personal&fr_id=1480&px=3848468
http://video.bravotv.com/player/?id=270992
yikes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsyhCxXOUjo
haha - ouch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIjhJLiKpzM&feature=related
Niece got dumped last week - first love - dated steady, hard core for 10 months.... she was with us this past weekend - did great, feeling better...
Got a call from my son tonight - niece is off the deep end, ran away from home and was trying to get up north again - hit hard rain and got lost so she called her confidant my son Tom... Thank God he is actually turning into an adult - convinced her to turn around and come to me..
Problem - she is HORRIBLE with directions - should have been here over an hour ago from Blaine - OH - my brother just called, she missed her exit and is in FAIRBAULT!!! He got her checked into a hotel there....
Teenagers!
Sarah just started with this boy and only a month in but already having dinner with the boys parents, bonfires and shopping and hanging out ALOT. They mesh real well - she clashed with her last boyfiend. 10 months and serious? thats gotta be very very hard. I don't look forward to this break up when it happens.
:sillygrin:
last night I was golfing, and the woman in the 4 some, could NOT get my name right. Half the time I was stacy, the other half the time I was stephanie - the 2 men, just called me Sam - which is HUGELY different than either name.
Her name was Nancy so half way through when she kept messing mine up - I started calling her Joan. Why? cause it was random.
so, this lady next door has always been nice, but sometime in the past year or so, a switch was flipped....
she's constantly making snide remarks, if we're sitting in our backyard with the dogs..... and going out of her way to make it known that she suddenly dislikes us for whatever reason...
last night, after it had cooled off, we were having a small fire in our ring - just Carolyn, and myself....
the fire-department showed up, after about an hour - huge truck w/ ladders and all.... got stuck, trying to back outta our dead-end alley -
said they gotta call about an out of hand, dangerous fire....
uh... yeah....
the fire cheif took one look at what we had going on, and got pissed off that someone wasted their time, when they could have been doing something important....
he could see nothing illegal was going on, and everything was within order, and under-control...
im sick of that f'n b!tch...
one of these next nights, we're gonna sit out there, and grill some food, after Carolyn gets home from work, at like midnight-12:30...
nothing illegal about eating, either....
she wants us to be the a-hole neighbors, that we can be...
she seems to be the only person who has a problem.... everybody else usually wants to come over and hang out/talk for a while....
I had neighbors like that once - I would go over to their house when they would leave at night and re-arrange their xmas decorations or halloween pumpkins during the holidays - just so they would be as nuts as they drove me.
It is me and a bottle of wine and some alone time!! hehe she needs a good shaging!!!
God I feel Like crap!!
She yelled at us all, one time when you were over, if i remember right....
we were all surprised that time, cause it was a friday night, and no later than 9:30 - 10:00 or so....
if you two need more a-holes to join your party....
I dont think that'll fly though....
my b-o-l-o-g-n-a's saved for zeph :wink:
sheesh. give a friend 11 inches and he wants a mile.
more bang for the buck...
nice
woulda been funny if she looked out the window to see the firemen joining in on the bonfire - HA!
I know someone who mooned their neighbor through the window :wink:
high noon on like a sunday.
"Bound and Gagged" magazine would probably fall around week 4 or 5. :wink:
seriously?
they're not giving us new stuff til September!
why must they tease me!?
did this to a girl who royally ticked me off about oh... 4? months ago - I also signed her up for everything wedding, since she had just broken up with her BF (and him too as the groom) so when he started getting the phone calls from the planners as well HE got mad at her.
Then one day, when I knew the mailman was in route - I sat and watched as poor mr. mailman stuffed her mailbox with catalogs.
still get a smirk thinking about it.
hey now. they've got some great articles in that one.
it should be noted that i only read it for the articles.
Closing the fair down at 8:00pm because of weather (a first in 11 years). :sad:
Missing seeing my Mucky tonight! :crying:
Sorry I havn't made it out yet.
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