Ask Kitch Anything thread

Damn man... thats messed up...

I've had it happen before, where the cops leave, and you have no idea that they're even gone...

dunno... I dont like them anyways, though.

wow zeph - I'm not too worried about you though --- what do you need a dog and the cops for? didja forget? you know kung-fu :cool: :sillygrin:

your neighbors friend is quite lucky he didnt get in! he'd be at the hospital!

Anybody that busts up in my place, better know what they're doing...

I've got various "backyard wrestling" weapons stashed, in various corners and closests, all through the house.... ya never know when you might need a barbed-wire bat, metal folding chair.... or an aluminum garbage can, etc....

I live in a bad part of town. Its not uncommon to see a cop have some guy on the ground infront of my house / in my court handcuffing him.

Do have to say that all the spotlight helicopters that fly over my house at night, make my yard look like it could use a lot of work.

Kinda hard to be scary when yer nekkid...

I left the door to add clothes twice. Just in case the cops wanted to talk, I didn't want to look like an I was trying out for a part on'COPS'.

 I don't own a wifebeater anyway.

I think in order to be on COPS, theres a few requirements that you have to meet

- you can have no more than 3 teeth

- a really bad mullet

-an addiction to some kind of drug (being extremely drunk, at the time of the taping, will also be accepted)

- be wearing a wife-beater (preferably, the same one that you've had since 1987.... hey... its your lucky shirt, who are we to judge?)

- have some form of an accent, that doesnt apply to anyplace remotely close to where you live

- have some kind of deadly animal living in your bathtub. (it doesnt work anyways)

- you also have to have a really ugly dog and/or 5 cats (some forms of stolen, exotic birds, may also be accepted)

- smoke alotta cigarettes

- live in a trailer

- own a stolen car

If you're a chick and you meet all, or some of the above requirements.... and also work as a prostitute... the producers of COPS, would probably REALLY love to have you on their show.

You need to venture out from your little thread palesie walesie. :wink:

I coulda sworn I just read that somewhere

:wink:

should I take this next joe?

I think so...

JOE

Soo.. if the parks dept knows where it isn't... do they know where it is?

Gonna charge up my radio and listen to the park and rec channels while I'm out hunting I think.

FYI, interesting frequencies to listen to during the hunt.

MHz

151.3550 St Paul Pioneer Press

151.6250 City of St Paul Winter Carnival

155.3100 St Paul Police

155.7150 City of St Paul Como Zoo

155.7150 St Paul Police Park Security/Housing Authority

155.7600 City of St Paul

158.9950 City of St Paul Local Government

173.3750 St Paul Pioneer Press

Used to be one for Park and rec, but it might fall under the Como Zoo/Park Security band.

awesome kc- I'll try to check those out

kitch ---way funny - what an awesome idea

Gawd was that cool!!

How many of us have ever been up in that thing at least once? I wanna say 99% :ooh:

Cooler

what happened in Memphis in 1981?

nice :sillygrin: :goofy: :sillygrin: :goofy:

heh

he sunk my battleship!

That reminds me. Posen let me know next time you're running one of those boat battles, I'd like to go watch.

sure thing! :smile:

Hey kitch...when I try to watch my space videos it says I may have java script turned off, how do I turn it on??

what browser do you use? Internet Explorer or Firefox?

IE.

Turn it on by watching a little more adult videos? :wink:

:worried:

IN IE, go to Tools - Internet Options. Click on the Advanced Tab. Scroll down and find the Java section and make sure it's checked.

well, I'm not getting that message anymore but the videos still won't play. I get a crying smiley that says error where the video should be playing :frown:

hmm.. could try going here and installing the newest version of java.

http://www.java.com/en/

Installing it should fix anything that isn't set correctly.

Also I believe the movies are shown via a Flash video file, try installing the latest version of Flash here.

http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash&promoid=BIOW

I already installed the newest version of adobe flash so I guess I'll try the java thing.

make sure you reboot after the install/update

I have to re-boot after walking in water...

O.K. that was lame, but I wanted to add something to the conversation... :smile:

still didn't work :eyeroll: I'm also getting this message everytime I reboot. been happening for about a week now)

Windows script error

script c:\program files\support.com\client\lserver.vbs

Line 1

  char 3

  error invalid character

  code 800A0408

  source microsoft VB script compilation error.

any idea what the hell that is??

I wish! I just got this one from my brother though, I really like it, hope it doesn't crash on me like my dell did :eyeroll:

That's a seperate issue. support.com is most likely adware.

so I'm getting that because I downloaded Ad-Aware??

alotta things I can fix on my own fastest. If I could remote into that computer I could take care of it.

Course I haven't done that in a while, I'd have to see if it was possible.

No, you're getting it because something else installed it. Sometimes visiting certain websites, or installing some freeware can do it.

AdAware might not be seeing it to remove it. No adware removal software can catch all of the junk out there.

running ad-aware may actually find and remove it, ll.

now kitch, here's a challenge for you. where specifically is the puck this year? you have 24 hours.