Leisure Suit Lyrics and Video Lounge and PPWC Karaoke Bar

 *sniff* *sniff* Thanks Kitch!

The lines about feeding her mother with a spoon and combing her silver hair remind me so much of my mother. That's nice.

The line about watching her baby walk down the aisle in a wedding dress makes me weep. :frown:

Thanks CM! Here is something for those of you who like porn. And the Bloodhound Gang.

Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to explain

I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask

Could I eat your ass?

Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick

Had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to complain

Ya never wrote me back

How could I ever eat

Your ass when ya treat

Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick

Had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain

I wrote to constrain

This letter is my last

As your biggest fan

I must demand

You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick

Had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show ‘em them titties

Now show ‘em them titties

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey

Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show ‘em them titties

Now show ‘em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

:eek:

ELO Nick

This is the song Ian used on the travel bug page for the CC bug.

which by the way, I am picking up when I play tennis next week at the park.

I can finally post a good song with nice lyrics...

LetÂ’s spend the night together

I know you want it too

The magic of the moment

Is what IÂ’ve got for you

The heartbeat of this night

Is made to lose control

And there is something in your eyes

ThatÂ’s longing for some more

Let us find together

The beat weÂ’re looking for

The rhythm of love

Keeps me dancing on the road

The rhythm of love

Got the groove that hits the bone

The rhythm of love

Is the game IÂ’m looking for

The rhythm of love

Is the heartbeat of my soul

LetÂ’s reach the top together

One night will never do

An exploding shot of pleasure

Is what IÂ’ve got for you

Why donÂ’t you close your eyes

And let your feeling grow

I make you feel the taste of life

Until your love will flow

Let us find together

The beat weÂ’re longing for

The rhythm of love

Keeps me dancing on the road

The rhythm of love

Got the groove that hits the bone

The ryhthm of love

Is the game IÂ’m looking for

The rhythm of love

Is the heartbeat of my soul

Let us find together

The beat weÂ’re looking for

O.K... one more, and that's it... (have to sleep soon, driving all night)

Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light,

What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?

Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,

O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?

And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.

O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep,

Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,

What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,

As it fitfully blows, now conceals, now discloses?

Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,

In full glory reflected now shines on the stream:

'Tis the star-spangled banner! O long may it wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore

That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion

A home and a country should leave us no more?

Their blood has wiped out their foul footstep's pollution.

No refuge could save the hireling and slave

From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:

And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand

Between their loved homes and the war's desolation!

Blest with victory and peace, may the heaven-rescued land

Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.

Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,

And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."

And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

alright, I lied

Union Jack is back with a hole in his head

He's gettin' badly burned every time

He's laughin' at me and dancin' on my sneakers

And his sixties songs are blowin' up my speakers

I say you got no respect

Respect for authority

You're just playing your dirty tricks

And then come cryin' to me

Hit and run, hit and run

It's just a hit and run

Another hit and run

The bulldog lost his bite and his breath has gone bad

And the whole damn world is really laughin' mad

[Repeat Bridge]

[Repeat Chorus]

Hit it!!

Oh bring it down

Oh you bring it down

I say you ain't got no respect

I say you ain't got no respect

No you ain't got no respect

And you hit me when I'm down

Hit and run, hit and run

It's just another hit and run

I said it's just another hit and run

Oh yeah, hit and run

Oh yeah, hit and run

Oh yeah, hit and run

Oh yeah, hit and run

Oh yeah, hit and run

It's just another hit and run

Hit and run

The wait is done, the battle's won

So count the cost before you run

'Cos on and on your time was power

The clock on the wall ticks away the hours

Come on down, you're flyin' high

You'll never win if you never try

Stop the hate and carry the load

Come on, get this show on the road

On through the night

You can't stop me now

On through the night

You won't stop me anyhow

The stakes are high and gettin' higher

I'm flat on my face and you call me liar

I'm watching you, you're watching me

You're watching every move that I can see

My reputation's still at stake

I play it safe for safety's sake

Your ego and your promises

Are gonna fade again and again

[Repeat Chorus]

Not anyhow

All you want to hear

Is the audience applause

You can't get on stage

For a country clause

And the road ahead seems a little rough

If you want to know my feelings

I say that's tough, that's tough

Your wheels ain't turnin', you're out of gas

You pay by check but they take cash

Two roads ahead but which to take

And you can't see it's your mistake

They're waitin' for you

They're waitin' for me

And what seems like eternity

It's all tradition, it'll get you yet

In rock'n'roll there's no safety net

[Repeat Chorus]

On through the night

Goin' on and on, on and on

On through the night

You can't stop me anyhow

Oh no no anyhow

-----------------------------------------------------------------

See you guys soon!

Billie Holiday - Gloomy Sunday

Sunday is gloomy,

My hours are slumberless

Dearest the shadows

I live with are numberless

Little white flowers

Will never awaken you

Not where the black coaches

Sorrow has taken you

Angels have no thoughts

Of ever returning you

WouldnÂ’t they be angry

If I thought of joining you?

Gloomy sunday

Gloomy is sunday,

With shadows I spend it all

My heart and i

Have decided to end it all

Soon thereÂ’ll be candles

And prayers that are said I know

But let them not weep

Let them know that IÂ’m glad to go

Death is no dream

For in death IÂ’m caressinÂ’ you

With the last breath of my soul

IÂ’ll be blessinÂ’ you

Gloomy sunday

Dreaming, I was only dreaming

I wake and I find you asleep

In the deep of my heart here

Darling I hope

That my dream never haunted you

My heart is tellinÂ’ you

How much I wanted you

Gloomy sunday

Because it's my last day at Centennial Lakes

Take this job and shove it,

I ain't workin' here no more.

My woman done left,

An' took all the reasons I was workin' for.

You better not to try to stand in my way,

As I'm a walkin' out the door.

Take this job and shove it,

I ain't workin' here no more.

I've been workin' in this fact'ry,

For nigh on fifteen years.

All this time, I watched my woman,

Drownin' in a pool of tears.

An I've seen a lot of my good folk die,

Had a lot of bills to pay.

I'd give the shirt right off of my back,

If I had the guts to say.

Take this job and shove it,

I ain't workin' here no more.

My woman done left,

An' took all the reasons I was workin' for.

You better not to try to stand in my way,

As I'm a walkin' out the door.

Take this job and shove it,

I ain't workin' here no more.

Well, that foreman, he's a regular dog,

The line boss is a fool.

Got a brand new flat-top haircut;

Lord, he thinks he's cool.

One of these days, I'm gonna blow my top,

And sucker, he's gonna pay

Lord, I can't wait to see their faces,

When I get the nerve to say:

Take this job and shove it,

I ain't workin' here no more.

My woman done left,

An' took all the reasons I was workin' for.

You better not to try to stand in my way,

As I'm a walkin' out the door.

Take this job and shove it,

I ain't workin' here no more.

Take this job and shove it.

here's a pretty good tune by a band called unatural. Hostile Ground

Sorry guys, but I pulled out this CD today

I Am Woman

-Artist: Helen Reddy from "Helen Reddy's

I am woman, hear me roar

In numbers too big to ignore

And I know too much to go back an' pretend

'cause I've heard it all before

And I've been down there on the floor

No one's ever gonna keep me down again

CHORUS

Oh yes I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, I've paid the price

But look how much I gained

If I have to, I can do anything

I am strong (strong)

I am invincible (invincible)

I am woman

You can bend but never break me

'cause it only serves to make me

More determined to achieve my final goal

And I come back even stronger

Not a novice any longer

'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

CHORUS

I am woman watch me grow

See me standing toe to toe

As I spread my lovin' arms across the land

But I'm still an embryo

With a long long way to go

Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise

But it's wisdom born of pain

Yes, I've paid the price

But look how much I gained

If I have to I can face anything

I am strong (strong)

I am invincible (invincible)

I am woman

Oh, I am woman

I am invincible

I am strong

FADE

I am woman

I am invincible

I am strong

I am woman

Delta Dawn

-Artist: Helen Reddy from "Helen Reddy's

CHORUS

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on?

Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?

And did I hear you say he was a-meetin' you here today

To take you to his mansion in the sky-eye?

She's forty-one and her daddy still calls 'er "baby"

All the folks 'round Brownsville say she's crazy

'cause she walks downtown with her suitcase in her hand

Lookin' for a mysterious dark-haired man

In her younger days they called her Delta Dawn

Prettiest woman you ever laid eyes on

Then a man of low degree stood by her side

Promised her he'd take her for his bride

CHORUS

Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on?

Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?

And did I hear you say he was a-meetin' you here today

To take you to his mansion in the sky-eye?

Somewhere In The Night

Helen Reddy

Time, you found time enough to love

I found love enough to hold you

Tonight I'll stir the fire you feel inside

Until the flames of love enfold you

Layin' beside you lost in the feeling

So glad you opened my door, come with me

Somewhere in the night we will know

Everything lovers should know

You're my song, music too magic to end

I'll play you over and over again

Loving so warm, moving so right

Closin' our eyes and feeling alive

We'll just go on burning bright

Somewhere in the night

You'll sleep when the mornin' comes

And I'll lie and watch you sleeping

And you'll smile when you dream about the night

Like it's a secret you've been keeping

Layin' beside you lost in the feeling

So glad you opened my door

Come with me.

Somewhere in the night we will know

Everything lovers can know

You're my song, music too magic to end

I'll play you over and over again

Loving so warm, moving so right

Closing our eyes and feeling alive

We'll just go on burning bright

Somewhere in the night

Loving so warm, moving so right

Closing our eyes and feeling alive

We'll just go on burning bright

Somewhere in the night

Somewhere in the night

YOU'RE MY WORLD

Helen Reddy

You're my world, you're every breath I take

You're my world, you're every move I make

Other eyes see the stars up in the sky

But for me they shine within your eyes

As the trees reach for the sun above

So my arms reach out to you for love

With your hand resting in mine

I feel a power so divine

You're my world, you are my night and day

You're my world, you're every prayer I pray

If our love ceases to be

That is the end of my world for me

With your hand resting in mine

I feel a power so divine

You're my world, you are my night and day

You're my world, you're every prayer I pray

If our love ceases to be

That is the end of my world for me

End of my world

End of my world

End of my world for me

LEAVE ME ALONE (RUBY RED DRESS)

Helen Reddy

Big ole ruby red dress wanders round the town

Talkin to herself now, sometimes sitten down

Don't you get too close now, ruby runs away

Poor ole ruby red dress born on a sorry day

I can hear her say

CHORUS:

Leave me alone, won't you leave me alone

Please leave me alone now, leave me alone

Leave me alone, please leave me alone, yes leave me

Leave me alone won't you leave me alone

Please leave me alone, no leave me alone

Leave me along, just leave me alone, oh leave me

Big ole ruby red dress, everybody laughs

Say she's got no future and never made no past

Something hurt that ruby, shomething she can't bear

Ya look at her real close now, you see a little tear

When she says now

CHORUS

Some folks say some farm boy up from Tennessee

Taught it all to Ruby, then just let her be

Her daddy tried to hide it, tried to keep things cool

But something happened to Ruby, she broke down to a fool

who just said now

CHORUS

Any way you want it

ThatÂ’s the way you need it

Any way you want it

She loves to laugh

She loves to sing

She does everything

She loves to move

She loves to grove

She loves the lovinÂ’ things

Ooh, all night, all night

Oh, every night

So hold tight, hold tight

Ooh, baby, hold tight

Oh, she said,

Any way you want it

ThatÂ’s the way you need it

Any way you want it

She said, any way you want it

ThatÂ’s the way you need it

Any way you want it

I was alone

I never knew

What good love could do

Ooh, then we touched

Then we sang

About the lovinÂ’ things

Ooh, all night, all night

Oh, every night

So hold tight, hold tight

Ooh baby, hold tight

Oh, she said,

Any way you want it

ThatÂ’s the way you need it

Any way you want it

She said, any way you want it

ThatÂ’s the way you need it

Any way you want it

Just a small town girl, livinÂ’ in a lonely world

She took the midnight train goinÂ’ anywhere

Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit

He took the midnight train goinÂ’ anywhere

DonÂ’t stop believinÂ’

Hold on to the feelinÂ’

Streetlight people

A singer in a smokey room

A smell of wine and cheap perfume

For a smile they can share the night

It goes on and on and on and on

DonÂ’t stop believinÂ’

Hold on to the feelinÂ’

Streetlight people

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard

Their shadows searching in the night

Streetlight people, living just to find emotion

Hiding, somewhere in the night

DonÂ’t stop believinÂ’

Hold on to the feelinÂ’

Streetlight people

Working hard to get my fill,

Everybody wants a thrill

PayinÂ’ anything to roll the dice,

Just one more time

Some will win, some will lose

Some were born to sing the blues

Oh, the movie never ends

It goes on and on and on and on

DonÂ’t stop believinÂ’

Hold on to the feelinÂ’

Streetlight people

reminds me of the Burger King commercial "I am man" :wink:

Aerosmith - Livin' On The Edge

There's something wrong with the world today

I don't know what it is

Something's wrong with our eyes

We're seeing things in a different way

And God knows it ain't His

It sure ain't no surprise

(YA!)

(Chorus)

We're livin' on the edge

We're livin' on the edge

We're livin' on the edge

We're livin' on the edge

There's someting wrong with the world today

The lightbulb's gettin' dimmed

There's meltdown in the sky

If you can judge a wise man

By the color of his skin

Then mister, you're a better man than I

We're Livin' on the edge

You can't help yourself from fallin'

Livin' on the edge

You can't help yourself at all!

Livin' on the edge

You can't stop yourself from fallin'

Livin' on the edge

Tell me what you think about our sit-u-a-tion

Complication - aggravation

Is getting to you

If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin'

Even if it wasn't would you still come crawling

Back again - I bet you would my friend

Again & Again & Again & Again & Again

Tell me what you think about our situation

Complication - aggravation

Is getting to you

If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin'

Even if it was would you still come crawling

Back again - I bet you would my friend

Again & Again & Again & Again

Something right with the world today

And everybody knows it's wrong

But we can tell 'em no

Or we could let it go

But I would rather be a hanging on

We're Livin' on the edge

You can't help yourself from fallin'

Livin' on the edge

You can't help yourself at all!

Livin' on the edge

You can't stop yourself from fallin'

Livin' on the edge

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

We're Livin' on the edge

You can't help yourself from fallin'

Livin' on the edge

You can't help yourself at all!

Livin' on the edge

You can't stop yourself from fallin'

Livin' on the edge

Aerosmith - Deuces Are Wild

I love to look into your big brown eyes

They talk to me and seem to hypnotize

They say the things nobody dares to say

And I'm not about to let you fly away

My lover with no jet lag

We're staying up all night in my sleeping bag

You got a heart beat rhythm from the subterrain

I really love you little girl

I don't need to explain

I love you 'cause your Deuces Are Wild, girl

Like a double shot of lovin' so fine

I been lovin' you since you was a child, girl

'Cause you and me is two of a kind

Ah, like deja vu I feel like I've been here

Or somewhere else but you've been always near

It's you that's in my dreams I'm begging for

But I woke up when someone slammed the door

So hard I fell outta bed

Screamin' mama's little baby loves shortnin' bread

And the moral of the story

I can testify

I get stoned on you girl

That's the best reason why

I love you 'cause your Deuces Are Wild, girl

Like a double shot of lovin' so fine

I been lovin' you since you was a child, girl

'Cause you and me is two of a kind

(because I feel like rockin, this afternoon)

"Word Up" - as done by Korn

Yo, pretty ladies around the world

Gotta a weird thing to show you

So tell all the boys and girls

Tell your brother, your sister and your momma too

Were about to go down

And you know just what to do

Wave your hands in the air like you donÂ’t care

Glide by the people as they start to look and stare

Do your dance, Do your dance

Do your dance quick, mom

[Chorus:]

CÂ’mon baby tell me whatÂ’s the word

Now, word up

(ahh ahh)

Everybody say

When you hear the call you got to get it under way

Word up

(ahh ahh)

ItÂ’s the call, word

No matter where you say it

You know that youÂ’ll be heard

Now all you sucker DJs

Who think youÂ’re fly

ThereÂ’s got to be a reason

And we know the reason why

You try to put on those airs

And act real cool

But you got to realize

That youÂ’re acting like fools

If thereÂ’s music, we can use it

Be free to dance

We donÂ’t have the time for psychological romance

No romance, no romance

No romance for me, mom

[Chorus:]

CÂ’mon baby tell me whatÂ’s the word

Now, word up

(ahh ahh)

Everybody say

When you hear the call you got to get it under way

Word up

(ahh ahh)

ItÂ’s the call, word

No matter where you say it

You know that youÂ’ll be heard

(woo!)

[Bridge:]

Word up

(ahh ahh)

Everybody say

When you hear the call you got to get it under way

Word up

(ahh ahh)

ItÂ’s the call, word

No matter where you say it

You know that youÂ’ll be heard

Word up

(ahh ahh)

Everybody say

When you hear the call you got to get it under way

Word up

(ahh ahh)

ItÂ’s the call, word

No matter where you say it

You know that youÂ’ll be heard

I heard that the other day, and just to be a smart ass, asked my wife why anybody would want to be living on the Hedge. (refering to movie, over the hedge)

hahaha... nice...

havent seen that movie in a while...

Franz Ferdinand - "Walk Away"

I swapped my innocence for pride

Crushed the end within my stride

Said "I'm strong now I know that I'm a leaver"

I love the sound of you walking away

Mascara bleeds a blackened tear

And I am cold

Yes I'm cold

But not as cold as you are

I love the sound of you walking away

Why don't you walk away?

No buildings will fall down

Why don't you walk away?

No quake will split the ground

Why don't you walk away?

The sun won't swallow the sky

Why don't you walk away?

Statues will not cry

I cannot turn to see those eyes

As apologies may rise

I must be strong and stay an unbeliever

And love the sound of you walking away

Mascara bleeds into my eye

I'm not cold

I am old

At least as old as you are

As you walk away

And as you walk away

My headstone crumbles down

As you walk away

The Hollywood wind's a howl

As you walk away

The Kremlin's falling

As you walk away

Radio 4 is static

As you walk away

The stab of stiletto

On a silent night

Stalin smiles

Hitler laughs

Churchill claps

Mao Tse-Tung

On the back

I don't know if this link works but this is one of those mose f-ed up videos Ive seen in a long time!

http://www.vh1.com/vspot/player.jhtml?vid=87613&launchedFrom=/shows/series/top_20_countdown/

pearl jam - life wasted

Cool Vid!

My sis-in-law got to meet Mc Hammer today. Heh



U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer

You can't touch this

You canÂ’t touch this

You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

You canÂ’t touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

you can't touch this

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard

Makes me say oh my Lord

Thank you for blessing me

With a mind to rhyme and two hot feet

Feels good when you know you're down

A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown

And I'm known as such

And this is a beat uh you can't touch

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

I told you homeboy, you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know,

you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Look in my eyes man, you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

You know let me bust the funky lyrics, you canÂ’t touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants

You got it like that now you know you wanna dance

So move out of your seat

And get a fly girl and catch this beat

While it's rollin' hold on

Pump a little bit and let me know it's going on

Like that, like that

Cold on a mission so fall on back

Let 'em know that you're too much

And this is a beat uh you can't touch

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Yo I told you, you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Why you standing there man, you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Yo sound the bell school is in sucker, you can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm

Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em

Now they know

You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show

That's hyped and tight

Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe

Or a tape to learn

What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn

The charts legit

Either work hard or you might as well quit

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

That's word because you know

You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Break it down!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Stop! Hammer time!

Go with the flow it is said

If you can't move to this then you probably are dead

So wave your hands in the air

Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair

This is it for a winner

Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner

Now move slide your rump

Just for a minute let's all do the bump

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Look man, you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't, you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Ring the bell school's back in, break it down!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Stop! Hammer time!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

(Oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) break it down!

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Stop! Hammer time!

Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype

I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic

Now why would I ever stop doing this

With others makin' records that just donÂ’t hit

I toured around the world from London to The Bay

It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play

You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

You can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Yeah, you can't touch this

I told you, you can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Too hype can't touch this

Get me outta here, you can't touch this

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

now that is a cool autograph...

did he give her his boarding pass?

thats really a nice thing to do.

why were they both traveling to NC? or back?

and did she give it to you? or just let you scan it? wass he sitting next to him? were they in first class? what did they talk about?

did she tell him she has this bro-in-law that would make a good bodyguard?

hammer was in first class, as evidenced by the seat and the q class of ticket (apparently he knows the q class trick for getting cheap first class seats :smile: )

Well when you lose your house, your shirt and gawd knows what else Hammer has, you better know how to score a cheap seat in first class!

Heh - She works the gates at MSP. She meets famous people all the time.

Flier's love of The Clash, Led Zeppelin sparks plane security alert

You’ve heard how bomb jokes can get you in trouble with airport security, but now you may have to be careful what music you choose to listen on your taxi-ride to the airport. Airport security at Durham and Tees Valley Airport in northern England stopped businessman Harraj Mann –- a British citizen of Indian origin -– after he asked his cab driver to play London Calling by The Clash and Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song. The driver of the cab –- which had a stereo system equipped to play songs off passengers’ MP3 players –- became suspicious over the song choices and alerted airport authorities, The Associated Press reports. Mann was arrested when he boarded his flight for London Heathrow Airport. He ultimately missed the flight and took a taxi home. "I got frogmarched off the plane in front of everyone, got my bags searched, asked every question you can think of," Mann, a mobile phone salesman, is quoted as saying by AFP. In a statement, local police said: “In this case the report was made with the best of intentions and we would not want to discourage people from contacting us with genuine concerns regarding security.”

http://blogs.usatoday.com/sky/2006/04/lonod.html#more

Posted at 01:32 PM/ET, Apr 10, 2006

Rock N Roll is evil! :eyeroll:

Here's a link to my childhood best friend's new CD. He even used some of my photos for his cover art.

http://home.comcast.net/~deeperbluemusic/

MINNESOTA RAIN

Our time together, savor

Never fall out of favor

Your charm, I was made for

Summer briefly visits, reminds us what is sane

Autumn's trick of magic, I wish it could remain

Long is the winter, relentless in its pain

Bowing to the springtime of our Minnesota rain

Forgiveness needs patience

Resenting feeds hatred

Is nothing ever sacred?

Rejuvenate existence

Appreciate the changes

Allowed to experience

Don't know how to say it

Never could repay this

Thank you for graciousness

You have been our savior

Regardless our behavior

Unworthy of your favor

There's a war inside of me

Do I cause new heartbreak to write a new broken song

Do I push it down or let it run me right into the ground

I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me

Well I can't stop talking for fear of listening to unwelcome sound

And you haven't called me in weeks and honestly it's bringing me down

I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me

I feel like you wouldn't like me if you met me

And don't you worry there's still time

Don't you worry there's still time

There's nothing to live for when I'm sleeping alone

And I wash the windows outside in hopes that the glare will bring you around

I feel like I wouldn't like me if I met me

I feel like you wouldn't like me if you met me

Don't you worry there's still time

Don't you worry there's still time

Don't you worry there's still time

Don't you worry there's still time

Sunshine is days away I won't be saved, I know all the words

I can't say that I'll love you forever

Sunshine is days away I won't be saved, I know all the words

I won't say that I'll love you forever

Green Day - "She"

She...

She screams in silence

A sullen riot penetrating through her mind

Waiting for a sign

To smash the silence with the brick of self-control

Are you locked up in a world

Thats been planned out for you?

Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?

Scream at me until my ears bleed

I'm taking heed just for you

She...

She's figured out

All her doubts were someone else's point of view

Waking up this time

To smash the silence with the brick of self-control

Are you locked up in a world

Thats been planned out for you?

Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?

Scream at me until my ears bleed

I'm taking heed just for you

Are you locked up in a world

Thats been planned out for you?

Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?

Scream at me until my ears bleed

I'm taking heed just for you

Artist/Band: Snider Todd

Lyrics for Song: Beer Run

Lyrics for Album: Other Songs

B-double E double R U-N-beer run

B-double E double R U-N-beer run

all we need is a ten and five-er,

car and key and a sober driver,

B-double E double R U-N-beer run

a couple of frat guys from abilene

drove out all night to see Robert Earl Keen

at the K-pei swine and sworay dance-

they wore baseball caps and khaki pants-

they wanted cigarettes-so to save a little money-

they got one from this hippie who smelt kina funny

and-next thing they knew they were both pretty hungry-

and pretty thirsty tooo

B-double E double R U-N-beer run

B-double E double R U-N-beer ru-unn

all we need is a ten and five-er,

car and key and a sober driver,

B-double E double R U-N-beer run

found a store with a sign-said

there beer was coldest-so they sent

in Brad- cause he looked the oldest

-he got a case of beer and a candy bar

-walked over to where all them registers are

layed his fake id on the countertop

the clerk looked, he turned up, he looked he stopped.

he said "son, I'm not gonna call the cops, but im gonna

have to keep this card"-

the guys both took it pretty haard

B-double E double R U-N-beer run

B-double E double R U-N-beer ru-un

oh how happy we would be-

had we only brought a better fake id

B-double E double R U-N-beer run

they found this nother old hippie named

sleepie john-claimed to be the one from the Robert

Earl Keen song

so they gave him all their cash-he bought em some brew

-was a beautiful day out in Santa Cruz

they were feelin' so good it shoulda been a crime-

the crowd was cool and the band was prime

they made it back up front to their seats just in time

so they could sing with all their friends

they sang-"the rode goes on forever and the party

never eends"

B-double E double R U-N-beer run

all we need is a ten and a five-er car and

key and a sober driver

B-double E double R U-N-beer run

beer sounds good....

although being a sober driver sucks....

even when you are sober, people still accuse you of being intoxicated, later on anyhow.

Funny that I was singing that song all last weekend and I've still never heard it. Those up north hics had me going on it.

This Rock Honors thing on VH1 is kicking ass! And 2 of the 4 bands honored were a couple my last concerts. :cool:

Were you singing the Todd Snider version or the ripped off version that Garth Brooks recorded.... the guy who wrote Garth's version pretty much admitted he ripped off the song when he heard Todd at a Nashville festival. Get this - the guy tried to sue Todd saying that HE ripped him off. :eyeroll:

We just saw Todd Snider playing at the May Music Fest at Mayslack's Liquor Lounge. He is one of the best singer/songwriter/ storytellers I'd ever had the pleasure of seeing.

Ian you would love him---- he's a self proclaimed hippy. :cool:

Here's his myspace --- he has "Beer Run" if you want to hear it.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=38464864

That's the one. Thanks :smile:

Bob Dylan -

It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe

It don't matter, anyhow

And it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe

If you don't know by now

When your rooster crows at the breaks of dawn

Look out your window and I'll be gone

You're the reason I'm traveling on

Don't think twice, it's all right.

It ain't no use in turning on your light, babe

That light I never knowed

And it ain't no use in turning on your light, babe

I'm on the dark side of the road

But I wish there was somethin' you would do or say

To try and make me change my mind and stay

We never did too much talking anyway

So don't think twice, it's all right.

It ain't no use in calling out my name, gal

Like you never done before

It ain't no use in calling out my name, gal

I can't hear you any more

I'm a-thinking and a-wond'rin' walking down the road

I once loved a woman, a child I'm told

I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul

Don't think twice, it's all right.

So long honey, babe

Where I'm bound, I can't tell

Goodbye's too good a word, babe

So I'll just say fare thee well

I ain't saying you treated me unkind

You could have done better but I don't mind

You just kinda wasted my precious time

But don't think twice, it's all right.

Simon And Garfunkel - "The Sound Of Silence"

Hello darkness, my old friend,

I've come to talk with you again,

Because a vision softly creeping,

Left its seeds while I was sleeping,

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Within the sound of silence.

In restless dreams I walked alone

Narrow streets of cobblestone,

'Neath the halo of a street lamp,

I turned my collar to the cold and damp

When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of

a neon light

That split the night

And touched the sound of silence.

And in the naked light I saw

Ten thousand people, maybe more.

People talking without speaking,

People hearing without listening,

People writing songs that voices never share

And no one deared

Disturb the sound of silence.

"Fools" said I,"You do not know

Silence like a cancer grows.

Hear my words that I might teach you,

Take my arms that I might reach you."

But my words like silent raindrops fell,

And echoed

In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed

To the neon god they made.

And the sign flashed out its warning,

In the words that it was forming.

And the signs said, The words of the prophets

are written on the subway walls

And tenement halls.

And whisper'd in the sounds of silence.

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,

With tangerine trees and marmalade skies

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,

A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,

Towering over your head.

Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,

And she's gone.

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain

Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies,

Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,

That grow so incredibly high.

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,

Waiting to take you away.

Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,

And you're gone.

Picture yourself on a train in a station,

With plasticine porters with looking glass ties,

Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle,

The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

I get paid to go to school and listen to this in class. We also will get to hear the entire album of Dark Side Of The Moon in class! Can't wait!

:pbpt:

Won't Get Fooled Again Lyrics - The Who

We'll be fighting in the streets

With our children at our feet

And the morals that they worship will be gone

And the men who spurred us on

Sit in judgement of all wrong

They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution

Take a bow for the new revolution

Smile and grin at the change all around

Pick up my guitar and play

Just like yesterday

Then I'll get on my knees and pray

We don't get fooled again

The change, it had to come

We knew it all along

We were liberated from the fold, that's all

And the world looks just the same

And history ain't changed

'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution

Take a bow for the new revolution

Smile and grin at the change all around

Pick up my guitar and play

Just like yesterday

Then I'll get on my knees and pray

We don't get fooled again

No, no!

I'll move myself and my family aside

If we happen to be left half alive

I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky

For I know that the hypnotized never lie

Do ya?

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

There's nothing in the street

Looks any different to me

And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye

And the party on the left

Is now the party on the right

And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution

Take a bow for the new revolution

Smile and grin at the change all around

Pick up my guitar and play

Just like yesterday

Then I'll get on my knees and pray

We don't get fooled again

Don't get fooled again

No, no!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Meet the new boss

Same as the old boss

Also listen to this in class today.

Honky Tonk Women - Rolling Stones (Strolling Bones)

I met a gin soaked, bar-room queen in memphis,

She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.

She had to heave me right across her shoulder

cause I just cant seem to drink you off my mind.

Its the honky tonk women

Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

I laid a divorcee in new york city,

I had to put up some kind of a fight.

The lady then she covered me with roses,

She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.

Its the honky tonk women

Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

(yeah!) its the honky tonk women.

Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

(yeah!) its the honky tonk women.

Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues

whats the class for?