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Stupid stuff that only semi relates to anything

Submitted by THX 1138 on

You read the title.

saints tailgater

if im not too tired from selling stuff in the midway parking lot sat morn i may have to hang around for the game its at 4:05 (if i go ill drink a summit for ya)

Fri, 05/06/2005 - 1:52 PM Permalink
zephyrus

Heck, drink 2...

why stop there?

(you may need a driver...)

:D

Fri, 05/06/2005 - 2:06 PM Permalink
zephyrus

well, more famous

Fri, 05/06/2005 - 3:43 PM Permalink
KT

Ease up on the turbo-coffee Zeph.
I haven't been that pumped up since last weekend.
Haven't been to russellfreedom for a long time, very glad you visit there.

Ewe RawK! ZephY dUDe! Everyone I know agrees.
(...so I don't know many people...)
The squirrels that fly bt night agree.

Just keep wanging your chung, and come home safely.

I'm thinking you will have cooler stuff to tell potential Grandchildren than anyone else on the planet.

Sat, 05/07/2005 - 12:03 AM Permalink
zephyrus

I'm thinking you will have cooler stuff to tell potential Grandchildren than anyone else on the planet.

Like that one day, when I reached in to get some ice from the freezer.... man that was cool

Sat, 05/07/2005 - 8:15 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

allrighty then

Tue, 05/10/2005 - 3:13 PM Permalink
KT

HELL-o everybody!
My name's Harry Cemetery!
All good people go to Heaven,
All bad people go to
HELL-o everybody!
My name's Harry Cemetery!
All good people go to Heaven,
All bad people go to
HELL-o everybody!............

Tue, 05/10/2005 - 8:24 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

should i be thinking harold and maude here???

Wed, 05/11/2005 - 7:14 AM Permalink
KT

no thinking allowed.

Wed, 05/11/2005 - 8:46 AM Permalink
KITCH

420?? CM...guy at work is telling me 420 relates to hitler's BD instead....

Wed, 05/11/2005 - 9:16 AM Permalink
me2

Kitch-you are like asking the computer and the computer responds promtly with an answer.

There was a Twilight Zone based on someone talking to their computer as if it were their friend. The computer sucked the person into its database cause the computer was lonely.

Wed, 05/11/2005 - 2:34 PM Permalink
KITCH

VICTORVILLE, Calif. A woman has been sentenced in Victorville to 25 years to life in prison for strangling a neighborhood friend with her bra.

Forty-year-old Karen Denise Chades became enraged when she discovered 67-year-old "Rocky" Roque had one of her brassieres. She made the discovery after an evening of drinking and dancing during a garage party on September 24th, 2002.

Testimony showed Chades first attacked Roque with a broom, knocking out two of his teeth, then she strangled him with the bra.

Deputy District Attorney John Thomas told jurors it was a premeditated killing. But the defense argued Chades acted in self-defense after the victim tried to sexually assault her.

Chades was convicted of murder on June eighth and she was sentence April 29th.

 

I just want to know the size of the bra...I can't find everything I guess...

Wed, 05/11/2005 - 2:42 PM Permalink
me2

you could write her in prison and ask her

be a prison groupie

Wed, 05/11/2005 - 3:28 PM Permalink
KT

Let's ALL be prison groupies!

Wed, 05/11/2005 - 8:56 PM Permalink
KITCH

could be fun..................

can I email them?

Wed, 05/11/2005 - 9:00 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

isnt this a morning show bit on kdwb right now?

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 5:13 AM Permalink
me2

I don't know-it would be complete coincidence if it were

[Edited by on May 12, 2005 at 05:53am.]

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 5:32 AM Permalink
KITCH

could be......i think radio stations read all my posts...

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 5:32 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

 they are writing letters to women in prison trying to get dates with them (they got the names from some inmates personals magazine)

[Edited by on May 12, 2005 at 05:52am.]

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 5:50 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

the worlds largest game of catch downtown st paul next thurs 11:30 am

on 6th street between robert and cedar and lots of free stuff too

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 10:24 AM Permalink
me2

tell us more!!! I got a great view down 6th from our office ;) what is the free stuff? who is promoting it?

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 10:34 AM Permalink
Frosti

The BOMA / St. Paul Saints Worlds Largest Game of Catch event will be a one of a kind show of city and team spirit. Downtown St. Paul will transform into a sea of people playing catch, celebrating the city/baseball, and overall, spreading the message “Fun is Good”. There will be free food, live music, and activities designed for adults to feel and act like kids again. The fun will be focused on 6th Street from Cedar Street and Robert Street in downtown St. Paul. The event will take place Thursday May 19th from 11:30am through 2:00pm, with the kickoff of the game of catch occurring at noon.

http://www.am1500.com/

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 10:44 AM Permalink
Clue Master

:(  I killed the hippie

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 11:06 AM Permalink
me2

I am planning to be there. FUN- thanks

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 2:17 PM Permalink
KITCH

N.Y. cookies help diners win fortune




By Jennifer 8. Lee, The New York Times


NEW YORK -- Powerball lottery officials suspected fraud: How could 110 players in the March 30 drawing get five of the six numbers right? That made them all second-prize winners, and considering the number of tickets sold in the 29 states where the game is played, there should have been only four or five.

But from state after state they kept coming in, the 1-in-3-million combination of 22, 28, 32, 33, 39.

It took some time before they had their answer: The players got their numbers inside fortune cookies, and all the cookies came from the same factory in Long Island City, Queens.

Chuck Strutt, executive director of the Multi-State Lottery Association, which runs Powerball, said the panic began at 11:30 p.m. March 30 when he got a call from a worried staff member.

Since each second-place winner is due $100,000 to $500,000, he said paying the 110 players would mean almost $19 million in unexpected payouts. Of course, it could have been worse. The 110 had picked the wrong sixth number -- 40, not 42 -- and would have been first-place winners if they did.

"We didn't sleep a lot that night," Strutt said. "Is there someone trying to cheat the system?"

He added: "We had to look at everything to do with humans: television shows, pattern plays, lottery columns."

Earlier that month, an ABC television show, "Lost," included a sequence of winning lottery numbers. The combination didn't match the Powerball numbers, though hundreds of people had played it: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42. Numbers on a Powerball ticket in a recent episode of a soap opera, "The Young and the Restless," didn't match, either. Nor did the winning numbers form a pattern on the lottery grid, like a cross or a diagonal. Then the winners started arriving at lottery offices.

"Our first winner came in and said it was a fortune cookie," said Rebecca Paul, chief executive of the Tennessee Lottery. "The second winner came in and said it was a fortune cookie. The third winner came in and said it was a fortune cookie."

Same story in Idaho, Texas, Kansas, Rhode Island, New Mexico, Minnesota.

Investigators visited dozens of Chinese restaurants, takeouts and buffets. Then they called fortune-cookie distributors and learned that many different brands of fortune cookies come from the same Long Island City factory, which is owned by Wonton Food and churns out 4 million a day.

"That's ours," said Derrick Wong of Wonton Food, when shown a picture of a winner's cookie slip. "That's very nice; 110 people won the lottery from the numbers."

Lottery officials were less pleased. The unexpected second-place winners almost exhausted the $25 million reserve held for odd or unusual situations.

The same number combinations go out in thousands of cookies a day. The workers put numbers in a bowl and pick them. "We are not going to do the bowl anymore; we are going to have a computer," Wong said. "It's more efficient."

...why not me??

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 6:38 PM Permalink
Clue Master

WOW!!!

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 8:09 PM Permalink
me2

Thats cool!

 

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 9:32 PM Permalink
KT

What happened to the prison groupie thing?

We could all be imprisoned treasure hunters suffering frrom adult ADD with no place to exhaust our frustrations other than a weekly session with a bored psychologist who never had the focus to strive for something a bit more challenging like standing in the bitter cold for an hour to pay 25 cents for a clue that brings you to a gay cruise park to search for a medallion hidden in one of a million tree stumps that has Yarrow along the way.

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 9:55 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

soooo.. the lottery is going to regulate fortune cookie numbers in the future?

lol! Amazing, truely funny.

Thu, 05/12/2005 - 10:08 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

prison groupie or hoy groupies..decisions decisions


[Edited by on May 13, 2005 at 06:53am.]

Fri, 05/13/2005 - 6:39 AM Permalink
THX 1138

oh to have your personal problems all over the internet.....

What problem?

Fri, 05/13/2005 - 7:14 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

   i have a problem with all this rain....

 


[Edited by on May 13, 2005 at 08:52am.]

Fri, 05/13/2005 - 8:51 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

  in honor of the fishing opener a quote i heard on beerradio.com

 give a man a fish and he will eat for a day

  teach a man to fish and he will sit around drinking beer all day

Fri, 05/13/2005 - 11:36 AM Permalink
THX 1138

teach a man to fish and he will sit around drinking beer all day

LOL!

Fri, 05/13/2005 - 11:41 AM Permalink
KT

I am NOT a goldminer freak! And you can't prove it.

Fri, 05/13/2005 - 10:23 PM Permalink