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You read the title.

KITCH

As Magellan prepared to sail around the world in 1519, he spent more on Sherry than on weapons.

Must be why the Magellan GPS's suck!

The U.S. Marines’ first recruiting station was in a bar.

should go back to this idea....

If a young Tiriki man offers beer to a woman and she spits some of it into his mouth, they are engaged to be married. Hmmmmm.....that makes the single life seem a little more attractive.

man...I must been engaged quite a few times then.....cool

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is commonly believed to be the only English sentence devised to include all the letters of the alphabet. However, typesetters have another such sentence: "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs."

cool tagline...

Tue, 05/24/2005 - 11:27 AM Permalink
OT

"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" sung to the tune of 'Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy, Gopher Guts'.

[Edited by on May 24, 2005 at 11:36am.]

Tue, 05/24/2005 - 11:35 AM Permalink
Clue Master

"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs."

cool tagline...

Thanks

snicker - he said liquor jugs

Tue, 05/24/2005 - 11:52 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

  a brit would compare that to the price of beer

Tue, 05/24/2005 - 12:44 PM Permalink
Redbear

I have a couple of under armour t-shirts, they do actually keep you pretty cool as opposed to cotton.

Tue, 05/24/2005 - 12:55 PM Permalink
KITCH


This is what I am wearing right now- except I dont call it Olga and I added my own moisturizer ---- too funny

you added your own moisturizer?? I don't wanna know....

;)

Tue, 05/24/2005 - 1:00 PM Permalink
Redbear

I do!

 

Root beer joe

Tue, 05/24/2005 - 1:50 PM Permalink
Frosti

President Lincoln, when informed that General Grant drank whiskey while leading his troops, reportedly replied "Find out the name of the brand so I can give it to my other generals."

Tue, 05/24/2005 - 2:07 PM Permalink
Clue Master

General Seagram obliged

Tue, 05/24/2005 - 2:14 PM Permalink
KT

once again...
The German word for Bra...
"thishellshtoppemflippenfloppen"

I'm going home now.

Tue, 05/24/2005 - 8:01 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

 our tailgating group was interviewed by a japanese news crew now i have to figure out if there is a way i can see it they were from the nhk network

Tue, 05/24/2005 - 9:19 PM Permalink
zephyrus

I have a couple of under armour t-shirts, they do actually keep you pretty cool as opposed to cotton.

Good stuff.. a lot of guys here wear them... $$$$ though...

KT... where are you when I am feeling down? You always know how to perk up the day... :)

Wed, 05/25/2005 - 9:39 AM Permalink
KT

heh- no prob zephy. It's either a curse, or a gift. depending upon the onion dip.

Wed, 05/25/2005 - 1:17 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

 i need to clear my head im going over to read russell freedom

 that or switch to taco dip

Wed, 05/25/2005 - 8:24 PM Permalink
zephyrus

i need to clear my head im going over to read russell freedom

Did you read my LoveStory? Was done all in one shot, with no advance thought, but I would like to do a steamy scene if I can think of how to begin it... I am sure I could wing the rest...

Thu, 05/26/2005 - 9:52 AM Permalink
saints tailgater

 yes i did and if you are still around as i type this the saints game is on live at saintsbaseball.com should bring a bit of home to you over there you may even hear colorful fans

Thu, 05/26/2005 - 10:42 AM Permalink
KT

Dang! I'm certain that LargeHappySalad has never read such prose.
Thank you Zephy?
I feel you have found an "I'm stuck here outside of Baghdad with fellow Servicemen who have, on occasion, given me that "what the f are you talking about" look, and have been using the perfect site to use your distinct brand of creativity website"
Damn! That was a mouthful.
...heheh- speaking of mouthfuls-
Did you know that many women contain intelligent DNA?
YUP!
...Then they spit it out.

Thu, 05/26/2005 - 2:00 PM Permalink
KT

If I wanted to, I could take this JOE!

Thu, 05/26/2005 - 2:01 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Did you know that many women contain intelligent DNA?
YUP!
...Then they spit it out.


LOLOLOL!!!

Thu, 05/26/2005 - 2:50 PM Permalink
me2

but many women retain intelligent DNA ;)

Thu, 05/26/2005 - 3:19 PM Permalink
Clue Master

My favorite type of woman - smart  ;-)

Thu, 05/26/2005 - 4:26 PM Permalink
KT

Dang! that joke was for Zeph. Not for the two of you to do the online trysty dance. ;P

Thu, 05/26/2005 - 7:04 PM Permalink
KT

I may as well talk about onions again....
But those of you wearing their breeding colors would probably figure out how to flirt with it.
Geeze! They sell alot of stuff online for that!

Thu, 05/26/2005 - 7:07 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

 flirting with onions??? are there websites for that too??? what would you call that?? and what would the sour cream be for?? now that would be a happy salad!

Thu, 05/26/2005 - 7:28 PM Permalink
KT

The sour cream would be a fine accompaniment for vidalia onions, which are in season, and resting gently in a basket in my kitchen as we type.

Besides eating slabs of them raw, what else can a person do with these fine roots?

Thu, 05/26/2005 - 11:26 PM Permalink
saints tailgater

 slice em up thick toss em on the grill eat em as is or throw em on a burger

Fri, 05/27/2005 - 5:49 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

How weird. I just posted stuff about Green Acres a few days ago. Then just yesterday I watched an episode on tv. 1st one I saw in years. Today I hear Eddie Albert is dead. ESP?

http://www.maggiore.net/greenacres/


[Edited 2 times. Most recently by on May 27, 2005 at 10:01pm.]

Fri, 05/27/2005 - 9:48 PM Permalink
East Side Digger

Don't post any thing about me now unless it's that I will win the lottory=)

[Edited by on May 28, 2005 at 03:47am.]

Sat, 05/28/2005 - 3:45 AM Permalink
KITCH

Last night I promised Me2..that I'd find something for her 2do2 keep her from being bored over the weekend...

 

Looking at the treasuretrove site...omg..just a little 2 time consuming for me...

so...I'll look for something better 2day....

 

Sat, 05/28/2005 - 7:10 AM Permalink
me2

You're very own Guinness Ice Lolly with head!very nice!

only 50 bucks?

30 seconds? I know someone who can do it in 1! ;)

thank you Kitch, that took 5 minutes. I stretched wrong and pulled a bunch of stuff in my upper shoulders and neck (about 5 thismorning)...too bad I didn't get that massage today instead of last night :(


[Edited by on May 28, 2005 at 08:16am.]

Sat, 05/28/2005 - 8:15 AM Permalink
zephyrus

R.I.P Eddie Albert... : (

Sad to see him go... but he was part of my rotten dead pool... he is one of my 10 that I predicted to die this year :) Woo HOo! only 9 to go!

Again, it is bittersweet to see him go

Sat, 05/28/2005 - 8:16 AM Permalink
KITCH

30 seconds? I know someone who can do it in 1! ;)

I'm all thumbs......

Sat, 05/28/2005 - 8:16 AM Permalink
me2

there is something I can do today: make a dead pool list for the rest of 2005.
How horrible though to get excited everytime someone on that list dies.

Sat, 05/28/2005 - 8:20 AM Permalink
me2

I was even thinging about a walk at the river or heading over to Como for a round of golf! Now I can hardly do anything :( I am soooooo bored! But I did have fun last night, I needed it.

Sat, 05/28/2005 - 8:24 AM Permalink
zephyrus

I took him off and replaced him... man, I still have 10 to go :(

1 \09Gary "U.S." Bonds \09\09
2 \09Burt Bacharach \09 \09 \09
3 \09Paul Bremer \09\09
4 \09Dick Cheney \09 \09
5 \09Abu Musab al-Zarqawi \09
6 \09Saddam Hussein \09\09
7 \09Gene Shalit \09
8 \09Elizabeth Taylor \09
9 \09Jo Anne Worley \09
10 \09Don Adams

Sat, 05/28/2005 - 8:29 AM Permalink
me2

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not looking not looking!
I cant base my list from yours! ;)

Sat, 05/28/2005 - 8:39 AM Permalink
GreenTeam

That is weird. I too watched Green Acres the other night for the first time in many years. It was the one about the pig's birthday.

Sat, 05/28/2005 - 12:32 PM Permalink
KT

... but wasn't Eddie Albert OLD?

  • sigh* I'm certain he had a good end to life.

    Kitch- THANKYOUSOMUCH for the ZUG link. I did not spend NEARLY enough time on other sites.
    @@$!!((*&^^%##@)) bit my tongue, sorry.

  • Sat, 05/28/2005 - 10:18 PM Permalink
    GreenTeam

    I think I read that he was 99 years old! Yowza!

    Sun, 05/29/2005 - 1:33 PM Permalink
    me2

     

     

     

    PSYCHO TEST
    Read this question, come up with an answer. This is not a trick question.



    A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she
    did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy, she
    believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but
    never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

    Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?
    (Give this some thought before you answer).


    [Edited 2 times. Most recently by on May 30, 2005 at 08:51am.]

    Mon, 05/30/2005 - 8:50 AM Permalink
    GreenTeam

    She found out the guy was her brother-in-law?

    Mon, 05/30/2005 - 9:06 AM Permalink