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KITCH

get a room...
Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:31 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

--- Insert "Lick the Bowl" Joke Here ---
Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:32 AM Permalink
Clue Master

How's this one?

Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:43 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Is that Spider Man Carpeting, or Redneck Bandanna pattern?

(I think I see the ceiling camera in the shadows) :wink:
Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:58 AM Permalink
KITCH

wow...didn't know u liked coke-cola that much...

I do 2 :wink:
Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:09 AM Permalink
Clue Master

We use the Pepsi room on the weekends. :wink:
Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:12 AM Permalink
KITCH

nice...is pepsi just as good???

2 me it would be a bit more sticker
Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:20 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Thats why we only use the Pepsi room for two nights vs. Coke for the other 5. :litesmile:
Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:25 AM Permalink
diggin4it

:eek: I can not resist - I'm sorry :sheepish:

A Masterbatter
Tue, 01/06/2009 - 5:30 PM Permalink
Clue Master

haha - cute

There's gotta be some kind of stirring spoon joke in there somewhere. :litesmile:
Tue, 01/06/2009 - 5:52 PM Permalink
me2

OMG! it took me a minute to get it but omg thats funny!

thats like a word puzzle - good thinking
Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:17 AM Permalink
brasscat

Oh you guys I laughed so hard My cat jumped!!!!

We are all sick... I love it... :eek:
Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:03 PM Permalink
becksie

Problem...I was printing and the paper got all mashed up. I got the document out...never received a paper jam message...and now I can't cancel any remaining documents is the queue! I tell the printer to cancel, it prompts me, I say yes...but the queue never clears. AARRRGGGHHH!!

Any advice?
Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:09 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

Windows XP or Vista?
Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:16 PM Permalink
Grey Wolf

Sounds like a Brother printer. Mine does that all the time. Spits out paper with 2 or 3 characters on each page?

Unplug USB, power off printer, clear print que, Usually does the trick.
Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:22 PM Permalink
becksie

XP. I shut it off but that didn't work. I'll try to unplug the usb as well.
Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:27 PM Permalink
becksie

Yippee!!! Thanks, Joel...that did the trick! :cool:
Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:42 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

Anytime :smile:
Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:45 PM Permalink
becksie

see? you can get all of your job satisfaction right here...no need to go into the office :smile:
Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:47 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

Indeed.

Plus in here usually I can solve problems :smile:
Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:20 PM Permalink
me2

I just like that she used the word satisfaction :sheepish:

good job KC!
Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:02 AM Permalink
KITCH

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein

Or, more generally, every person should know how to tackle a problem, even if the first step is going to be "damn, I'd better google for some information on how to do this."
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:02 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Yes!

Thank you internet.

Note to self: if I break a bone, don't let Kitch try and set it.
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:38 AM Permalink
KITCH

you'd be surprised...I grew up on a farm...I've done it....

not on a human...but its all the same :wink:
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:59 AM Permalink
ares

:: pictures the scene in robin hood where morgan freeman is delivering the baby. kevin costner asks if he's done it before and he responds "yes. many times. on horses." ::
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:03 AM Permalink
KITCH

if it goes wrong...just shoot it.....
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 9:19 AM Permalink
mrmnmikey

We don't wanna hear your sheep stories again :wink:
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:12 AM Permalink
KITCH

never owned a sheep a day in my life
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:39 AM Permalink
ares

and we don't wanna hear about you owning sheep any nights of your life either :wink:
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 11:52 AM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

Even the story about the inflatable Luv Ewe ? :wink:
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:08 PM Permalink
ares

especially that story.
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:10 PM Permalink
KITCH

I don't want to know how you 2 know the name of a inflatable doll...

but my guess is you must know a vulcan or 2
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:14 PM Permalink
Mad_Dach5und

How'd you know is was a doll? Hmmmm... methinks Kitch was a baaa a a a a d boy at one time.
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:40 PM Permalink
KITCH

inflatable....

google is my friend...silly
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:42 PM Permalink
KITCH

and i feel silly i did that at work..
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:45 PM Permalink
ares

aren't there laws against that kitch? and employment policies?
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 12:46 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

HR Policy 459.77 Subsection C9

Employees shall not investigate the existence of inflatable love sheep while at work. If an employee is caught violating this policy, they shall be exposed to public ridicule at the next company function.
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:24 PM Permalink
Tatergirl

lmao.... I wonder how things Kitch has "googled" at work the last year.
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:32 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

I forgot to add this is now known informally as the "Kitch Rule".
Tue, 01/13/2009 - 1:36 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Kitch- How can it be illegal to have drug paraphenelia yet legal to sell it?
Wed, 01/14/2009 - 6:17 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

because it doesnt always get used for drugs...

My grandma once thought that one of my dads bongs was a flower vase....

that was pretty funny...
Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:10 AM Permalink
OT

Papers are a big seller in C-Stores. But I've never seen loose tobacco on the shelves. But that's how they are able to legally sell them.
Wed, 01/14/2009 - 7:52 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

yeah all the stuff is for tobacco officially

I'm guessing the stuff has to have residue or something to be illegal.
Wed, 01/14/2009 - 8:00 AM Permalink
ares

we should ask kitch about that.
Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:00 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

kitch never answers questions anymore.
Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:05 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Thats because of the dwindling economy....

Kitch had to downsize, and make cutbacks in his research and development department....

Dont you guys get the newsletter?
Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:10 AM Permalink
ares

no. that must have been downsized too.
Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:25 AM Permalink
Brassmonkey

Due to the economic situation the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off until further notice.
Wed, 01/14/2009 - 9:26 AM Permalink