Shoot the Breeze With the Cooler Crew - Peoplesforum Edition

Is Neck still kicked out of here

Here's the original NTFCF ad that will be placed in the paper during the hunt.  ESD is cleaning it up a bit.

 

Thank you everyone- mominlaw came out of the surgery good -she is currently resting. We are gonna visit her in the morning.

CONGRATULATIONS CHRIS DIGGER & YER! a new baby boy

Congrats to all!!!

I've lost my three best bras.

Wanna borrow one of mine???? :P

Good Morning all!  Looks to be about -15 out there this morning!  UGH!  I had a starter added to our new (used) van.  We had had one a couple vehicles ago and I loved it....this one didn't come with keyless, so that's what I was thinking of adding....when I saw the remote start. 

So I was able to start my van last night before bed.....from my bedroom!  Pretty cool.

Natalie is still a little down for the count.  Glad to hear Lil Roaster is on the upswing....hope it starts happening for her soon.  She came home again and went straight to bed.  Said her headache came back.  She still hasn't had that kind of terrible fever though thank goodness.

Happy Friday!!!!!

Good Luck this morning ESD!

 

Congrats Chris Digger! Glad to hear your mom in law came through ok Me2 :) Good luck ESD! Just make sure you don't have to work on saturday or I might have to eat your portion of the cake ;)

Anudder Cooler Baby!  How many does that make now, Ter?  CONGRATS Chris Digger!

Me2, hoping things will settle down for you a bit.  So glad to hear things going well for your M-I-L.  A little R&R after the surgery and she should be right as snuff.

ONLY EIGHT *8* MORE WAKE-UPS!!!!  ONLY E-I-G-H-T!!!!!!!!!!

A WEEK FROM TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Green is this one of the missing ones?

'Mornin', 'Heads!!!

Shit Mobile did *not* want to start this AM.  Ran the battery almost down then went bock in the house.  Remembered about the 'go-back-and-try-it-again-after-almost-running-the-battery-down-and-then-letting-it-sit-awhile' bit, so did, and she started.

No phone.  On-The!  Oh, On-The, o'l buddy!  Hello?  My $44/month Comcast phone line's not working!  Can we do sumpin' about it?  Just ribbini' ya.  I'll give them a call later.

Hippo Fridays Two Ewes!!!!!!!!  Ittiz the weekend.  Got a great weekend planned and ittiz gonna be fun.  I live for weekends!

 

KITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I can't quit laughing!!!!  No, that izz not mine.

a) Ittiz white - I don't own any white ones.

b) Ittiz too small...  :D

LOL
I was getting ready putting my tie on when Irrealized I don't have to leave till 10 or so, Now I am sitting here having aanother cup of coffee.

a) b) Ittiz too small... :D

Green... whatcha doing later???

:P

LOL

Congrats CD!!!! Boys are the best! Can he dig yet?
Green- Are you sure you did not leave those bras in one of those donation bins at the store in one of your "less lucid" moments?
I kinda feel like part of the human race today.
If I can remember how, I'll take a shower.
I smell like an old barn.
'Till later- heads!
JOE

I smell like an old barn.

Old barns smell cool!!

enjoy your shower :)

This is good hunting weather

Where has Allison been?

KT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (((((KT)))))

Since the lucid moments are few and far between, I can't really say if I did or didn't.  Did I auction them off on ebay?

One was almost band new.  :(  Learned a lesson in mkting and demographics when I bought it, letmetellyou!  Was at the Midway Wally World.  Now, the demographics o'the Midway area is raciallyradically different than QuiteH₂O, if you get my drift...  There was hardly a single brassire under like 40 DD!!!  Like, don't even women with the proclivity to have gargantuan bazoomies have to start out in training bras?   

THE NEWEST MEDALIONATOR

 

is that 2 L's?

Green- Maybe you had them bronzed?
Maybe you used them as waterballoon launchers.
Maybe we should form a website dedicated to the suggestions of where-o-where have my little bras gone.
Seriously- do you even NEED a bra? I haven't worn one since 1978. I hate restricting the natural movement of the old mammaries. (which, at my age, is mostly south)
I mean how many guys wear jock straps alla time? Same thing.

Well, KT...  Ittiz like this... YES, I need an overtheshoulderboulderholder!  Ittiz just me.  I'm doing my damndest to thwart the affects o'gravity.  Granted, ittiz not working, but at least I feel I'm winning when brassiered up.

And if those mornic males all jumped off'un a bridge, would you bee right behind them?  Can I help it I think more o'my bazoomies then men do their acorns?  I've really grown attached to these old mammaries ("Thanks....  For the mammaries...") and coddle them.

 

overtheshoulderboulderholder

ROFLMFAO!!!!

Called Comcast.  Ittiz my outside box.  I know ittiz my outside box.  I KNEW it was my outside box.  Damn box izz more trouble than ittiz worth.  I really think I'm gonna go bock to Qwest.  (Did *I* type that???????  I HATE Qwest!)  Ittiz like 1/2 the monthly charge.  And I'm sick o'my box not working.  AND they won't bee able to get out and get it fixed until TOMORROW.

Person today was named "Sing."  He had an accent...  Being way too overly sensitive to customer services being shipped out to India - and it really being a huge anger button on me - I asked Sing, "Where are you guys?"  Had he said "India," I'da dropped Comcast right then and there.  But, he said, "St. Paul," and I like that.  But is that worth $20 bucks a month????

Gosh.  An integrity issue.  I'll have to find out where Qwest's customer service is. 

JOE!!!

Called Qwest.  Ended up in Sales, but thass otay.

Right now Qwest's customer service is in the US.  But the guy had no idea how long it was going to stay there or if there was any possibility o'outsourcing.  And I could get even MORE services with them for almost 1/2 of what I'm paying now with Comcast.

Decisions, decisions...  Gotta think about this for awhile.

i've never spoken to anyone in india whilst calling qwest, green. only time i ever had that happen was with a couple of phone calls to at&t when we moved in and dealt with long distance getting set up. and i think that's changed back too. i know a lot of companies that shipped customer service overseas are bringing them back, because of customer complaints.

Yeah.  I read that Ares, about cust svc coming back.

And wouldn't you know *my* company is just now sending OVER to India?  The lay offs are terrible.  All manufact's gone to Mexico or China; credit and cust svc's going to India.

They've really got their head up their collective arses.

Green, you're brilliant!  You really are.

India calls *here* and asks Credit, "What do I do with this check?  Where do I apply it?"

Credit tells them, "Don't ask us!  You're supposed to know how to do this.  Call the customer."

So, India's doing the Credit, but can't, so calls here for help - from those that are losing their jobs.

Doesn't make much sense, does it?

Glad to hear you are feeling a little better KT.

The interview went good they will make a choise some time in the next two weeks, looks like an all right place to work it's a small company some times thats good some times not.

I could do it in my spare time... what do they outsource to Iraq???

I could do virtual toilet scrubbing or something...

OT, ah...  Brilliant?  My SPARKLIES, you mean?

like an alall rightlace to work

ESD, You been drinkin' again ;)

Good luck, Digger!

Zephy, you're coming home!  You're not gonna stay there!  You HAVE a job HERE.  And I DO NOT wish to contribute to outsourcing enkneeweighs.

JOE!!!

An OMEN JOE!!!  The One Ninety-four Ten at TEN JOE!!!!

Yup!  I start reading pig entrails next!  :D

nice catch on the double L!! Medallion

A Twilight Zone moment: That giant bra makes you wonder if we are just ants in this world or dolls in dollhouses, and there are giants we can't see -making love? getting ready to take a shower? why would a giant throw her bra down?! hmmmm, wonder where her underwear landed? aaaaahhhhhh

 

ESD, You been drinkin' again ;)

Spell check sucks on this forum, I think I will just leave my mistakes in, there not as bad=)

HeeHee!

I never bother with spell check......I didn't think anybody cares...

oh wait...I did catch the "LL" thing....

but anytime I see "LL" I get excited....

OK.  I was mulling this over while taking my bath and I think Green is marketable!  First, she has to sign up for the Winter Carnival Talent Contest as a stand up comedian, and then after she wins that Trent films a demo along the lines of The Red Green Show on PBS!  Red's show is based in Canada, but this show would be a Minnesota background.  Maybe she could call herself Ufdah or something like that!  I can picture her trying out different things at other times of the year like learning how to water ski on Lake Minnetonka in the summer, or ice fishing in the winter.  Trying to fly a kite in the spring in Como Park. 
Am I on to something??  Can I be your agent, Green??

I'm dead serious about this!

talking about saggy boobs ...

http://www.justsaywow.com/categories/fun/groovingranny.cfm

Do your boobs hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you toss them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your boobs hang low

OT, did you slip in the tub and hit your head???  WHAT in GODS name are rambling ABOUT????

Not the sparklies, although they are cute!  The way your mind processes things makes me think your IQ is off the charts! 

See!  You just did it again!  LOL

but anytime I see "LL" I get excited

""blushing""

Birthday year JOE!  (kinda)

Oops!  This is my birthday year JOE!   Hope I didn't steal anyone elses birthday joe.  ;)

LLady, don't blush.  Curtsie!  :D

OT, you're too much!  I believe in the higher echelons o'learning thought processes similar to mine are deemed something like "border line".

Though...  You know!  I could be an idiot sevant!  ROFLOLPMP!!!!!

Well dang!!!  THIS is my birthday year JOE!  LOL  I musta bumped my head!

Well, thanks for stealing my birthday year JOE, Green.

OMG, Ot your crackin' me up!