2006 Pioneer Press Treasure Hunt

heh...she said LOVE!

I did not!

Bastard!

Damn, caught again.:)

scribe and kitch...sittin in a tree....h-u-n-t-i-n-g

except scribe will just make stick piles while kitch will actually look for the medallion

from now on...If you see me ...go to a new park...

It has come to my attention that the Breakfast Club thread is available via coolercrew.com. In the interest of group harmony, I respectfully ask that it be removed. We are all in here trying to work out the differences with the goal of a stronger crew.

cuz...i'm in the wrong one...

Okay, Miss Smrty Pants! If you would have left Timmers and me to our stickpiles, we would have found the damn thing!

Oh deer.

I am neither putting down nor complimenting your stick piles. I hope you're not offended.

P.S. It was Tim who was looking through the stick piles...you were digging randomly. Get it right.

I'm getting geared up to write a long-ass post that has nothing to to with anything.
You all did not heed my order to sit in corners.
I warn you- I WILL come down there. I WILL post interminably long -ass posts that will be nothing but confusing, and slightly entertaining to very few.
Heed this, and calm down. It's not like you got yelled at by your boss for leaving your post to change a tampon....

hehe..all your posts are entertaining KT!!

I got yelled at by my boss for not wearing socks.

You don't use your socks as tampa....oh- never mind, I am once again a bit perplexed.

icky....you certainly dont want to wear them the next day:)

I will be waiting near the table to work on fixing things should anyone wish to sit down with me and talk. I want things to be better.

Thats all I can offer.

For those of you in the middle ground..... I am sorry you have had to deal with this. Coolertimes is for you.... and is back up. So long as there is a want for it to be there then it will be there for you all.

Payme- you mean you're not gonna yell at me, and tell me I suck like a turtle leech?

Suhweeeet! You DO love me!
With or without a tiara, I stand out in a crowd. ;P
 Perhaps it's all the beer I drink.
I am psyched for spring flowers!
And bonfires.
And beer.
And sadly enough- unemployment.

sandWITCHjoe!
heeheeheeheeheehee
Just for the summer, though.
And I thank you for silently thanking me for NEVER correcting grammar or spelling in any post known to man.
WErd!!!

[Edited by on Apr 12, 2005 at 09:23pm.]

Of course KT, I LOVE YOU...and I can still call you names right?
You will look beautiful with a TIARA!! I will bring one to the predig just for you!!

OTiS, and woman- I still think that your boys are fabulously captured on film, or digit.
I love little boys.
Oops- perhaps I should not convey this on the forum.

I know you were just singing a song KT.... ;)

Thank you KT. They are the light of my life!!! Joey has a sense of humor like you......(p.s. that is a compliment:)

Call me all the names you wish- just do not expect an answer- ESPECIALLY if you call me wallace.
...or howard.
...or beatrice.
...Why? BECAUSE THESE ARE NOT MY NAME!!!!
(hey, you! Works sometimes)

note to self...hey you works occassionally!

I love little boys.
Oh, I need more duct tape, and a new disc.

I tell you again- I raised 2 boys- (who are still alive)
And would not trade stepping on legos for stepping on Barbie shoes for all the worms on earth.

Question of the week.....mommy can I have a spider?
Answer: when you get your own house:)

?

Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not
kidding):

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a
2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run
over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults
in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the
motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy
wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is
strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to
spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling
fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have
to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't
stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh
oh", it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and
lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint
rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only
do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive
tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in
the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming
pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when
driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor
is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on;
plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute
response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not
make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the
Clorox and brake fluid

Just for you guys- I thought you may get a chortle from it.

[Edited by on Apr 12, 2005 at 09:36pm.]

HA HA

I love that!!! I got that email a few days ago and cried I was laughing so hard! will add...when drawing faces on the carpet, ketchup works best.

yes lets talk about the happy man I found made with Crayon on the rug under the bed... that was classic.....

KT I was going to try the brake fluid and clorox till you said it

LIL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where the frick ya been?

I was king of the world for quite awhile.

You still are around here Zeph. Some have just gotten into arguements trying to make sure that you know it.

24.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Before reading #24, I was thinking about trying that to see if it would work.

Oh, back to the boys thing- the corner on the room behind the bed is very nice for depositing late nite boogers.
For 5 years...when Mom chooses to re-paint, and needs a spray bottle, a knife, and several SOS pads.
Either that, or sell the house.

EEEW!

JOE! And I gotta sleep. Children count on me to not 'thwap' them while I make them smile for a photo.

Peace, love, and Bobby Sherman.
Lava Lamps, Pet Rocks, and Birthday cake.
Drugs, sex, and rock&roll.
Nite, nite, and no bed bugs.

nite KT!!

sorry ...2 funny not 2 post!!!

[Edited by on Apr 12, 2005 at 09:56pm.]

You mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns

Ok.. I'll bite Kitch... wanna know my funny....?

do yo fall thru the ceiling as you are typing it??

I swear I was going to say lets make a secret thread and talk it out to those involved.....in response to Red Bears "got my attention post"

Ok.. funny in a sick sorta way....

Sorry...

I have a super secret thread where I'm the only one with access. I type to myself there. It gets lonely sometimes.

I used to do that KT. I think it's because I'm the only one who "gets" me.:)

KT, what is the exact worth of all the worms in the world?

KT, what is the exact worth of all the worms in the world?

depends on what your definition of a worm is.....

Point taken.

KT, what exactly is your definition of a worm and how much are all of them in the world worth?

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and major league baseball.

yeppers.

FWIW...coolertime/bc has been removed...thanks Ares for doing that!! :)

Thank you Ares

........small babysteps are making progress.......

Wouldn't it be nice if the original were taken down too?