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Yes - you can poo in Tim's Mock Hunt of Burning Poo

Submitted by THX 1138 on
My mock hunt is going to start Oct 16!!!! 2 clues a day, 12 clues in all! Clues 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 will be given as close to 9 AM as possible. Clues 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 will be given as close to 3 PM as possible. Right here. Clues 1 and 12 are special so they will be given at special times. 

Prizes: 2 pairs of tickets to Minnesota Wild home games (tbd), 2 St Paul Saints hats, 2 Pioneer Press hats, 1 DVD of all the interviews for No Time For Cold Feet along with the Zephy news story and the story on last years finders from CM, 1 bag of m and m's 

Clue #1 

I captured the flag nearby burial mounds 

But if you look near there you’ll be left in the dark 

Because it’s a sacred area that is out of bounds 

One thing's the same: it's in a Ramsey County Park 

Clue #2 

A post every year, hey have a beer 

When you find this you're on your way 

But to which park should I steer? 

You might find out later today 

Clue #3 

The typical clue that doesn't tell you poo 

Usually comes around clue number three 

The park has tables, grills, and a shelter too 

Is that all? Not when you find two twenty 

Clue #4 

Live in the present, but remember the past 

A one, a two, one red, one blue 

Other than a vote, what can be cast? 

Another treasure was hidden here too 

Clue #5 

A street or a few can split into two 

Many times this causes a plight 

Even you can figure out this clue 

Should you think of nuggets and a time with no light 

Clue #6 

The battle for the axe was settled by fate 

In an overly heated battle 

Look near the reason this bout causes such hate 

And the rest will follow you like cattle 

Clue #7 

Normally you wouldn’t re-bake veal 

But in this case you should give it a try 

Figuring this clue is a pretty big deal 

And if you don’t get it your chances might die 

Clue #8 

Step up to the challenge, move away from the lake 

Rockin with Ben Folds may offer a guide 

The prize can be taken without using a rake 

Just look for a good spot for a rodent to hide 

Clue #9 

Terry, Shawn, Dan, Scott, and Jason 

Couldn't have been any better 

They teamed with Johnson and Johnson 

To help me hide my Wild sweater



 

Tatergirl

I'm a LOST fan too. It's a conspiracy theorists dream. Lots of hidden messages, crossover plots, and interesting characters. The discussion boards are a hoot. It's amazing some of the thing people pick up during an episode.
Thu, 10/06/2005 - 3:06 PM Permalink
THX 1138

I haven't seen much of it, but my guess when I watch it was that they were all dead.
Thu, 10/06/2005 - 4:55 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Clue #1

I captured the flag nearby burial mounds

But if you look near there youÂ’ll be left in the dark

Because itÂ’s a sacred area that is out of bounds

One thing's the same: it's in a Ramsey County Park
Sun, 10/16/2005 - 9:39 AM Permalink
KITCH

Rasmey??

Oh for christ sake...
Sun, 10/16/2005 - 9:41 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Kitch you scared me that I had a typo in there.
Sun, 10/16/2005 - 9:45 AM Permalink
KITCH

ooops...

sorry
Sun, 10/16/2005 - 10:01 AM Permalink
me2

grrrrrrr I hope Jake didnt talk you into placing it outside St Paul- :frown: ...nice first clue though ...if you would have made the first word begin with an S than you we would all be looking at OBBS :sillygrin:
Sun, 10/16/2005 - 10:43 AM Permalink
KITCH

I'm ok with outside of st. paul...

infact...I'm thinkin he did
Sun, 10/16/2005 - 11:10 AM Permalink
Tatergirl

Tell the map guy to get busy, he's got the whole county to cover.

geez..... Is this Tim's way of saying he's hoping/predicitng where the WC medallion will be?
Sun, 10/16/2005 - 1:30 PM Permalink
KITCH

bwwwaaahhh..

tator's 1st mock hunt..

good luck!
Sun, 10/16/2005 - 5:49 PM Permalink
KC0GRN

I don't need a map guy, I'm makin enough of my own these days, heh.
Sun, 10/16/2005 - 8:52 PM Permalink
becksie

C'mon, Timmers. Here it is, already 6:45 in the morning, and no new clue yet! :eyeroll:
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 3:46 AM Permalink
KITCH

He's trying to make it like the MaPress hunt...takes you forever to even find the clue.
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 5:27 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Clue #2

A post every year, hey have a beer

When you find this you're on your way

But to which park should I steer?

You might find out later today
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 5:57 AM Permalink
KITCH

wooohooo
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 6:02 AM Permalink
THX 1138

He's writing these as he goes.
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 6:07 AM Permalink
me2

near the old stockyards and Buggs Bar -its South St Paul!
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 6:08 AM Permalink
me2

why is the first calue double spaced and the second calue is not?

Tim, I'm donating a bag of m&m's -
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 6:10 AM Permalink
THX 1138

Cuz Tim's got a hangover on this clue.
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 6:12 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Im confused....

therefore I'll go look at Harriet today....

and Como....
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 6:21 AM Permalink
me2

no hangover here, but tired... even after getting home by ten-o-clock news! coffee in hand and still in jammies- working from home today.

well, beer ='hair of the dog' - a dog park or HAIRriet

a post every year-have a beer

kinda like 100 bottles of beer on the wall

I would think bar over brewery

how about it giving us a city name somehow?
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 6:26 AM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

If he's steer-ing us somewhere it's a bunch of bull! :sillygrin:
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 6:28 AM Permalink
me2

hense -the stockyards
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 6:29 AM Permalink
Tatergirl

SSP is Dakota county
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 7:56 AM Permalink
me2

just testing all the newbies - we all know ssp isnt ramsey- too many coolers live near or in ssp :pbpt: ....but, keep in mind he can give a location or building or object seen in another county from the hiding spot- in this case we could be following Concord to Harriet Island.
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 7:57 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

someone else posted that for me, it should be double spaced. it completely changes the meaning of the clue.
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 8:00 AM Permalink
me2

2 hours of wasted clue noodling! sheeeesh :eyeroll: :wink:
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 8:02 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

hahahaha

4 hours to go...
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 8:09 AM Permalink
KITCH

who the heck posted it online for you??
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 8:30 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

my mom, and she was at work and wasn't supposed to be doing it. so I didn't have time to have her check spacing :wink:
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 8:31 AM Permalink
Clue Master

1 photo/video cd thing from CM

It's a DVD of all the interviews for No Time For Cold Feet along with the Zephy news story and the story on last years finders.

Which reminds me - Does anyone have Trent's address? I need to send him a copy.
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 10:57 AM Permalink
KITCH

I heard if you leave it in that stump in Kaposia...he'll stop by and pick it up.

:wink:
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 10:59 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

ummm. don't check that stump...
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 11:01 AM Permalink
Clue Master

ROTFLMAO!!!! :sillygrin: :sillygrin: :sillygrin:
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 11:07 AM Permalink
THX 1138

It's a DVD of all the interviews for No Time For Cold Feet

How the hell did you get hold of that?
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 11:58 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Clue #3

The typical clue that doesn't tell you poo

Usually comes around clue number three

The park has tables, grills, and a shelter too

Is that all? Not when you find two twenty
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 12:01 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

He made it himself.
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 12:09 PM Permalink
me2

I love you tpoo!
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 12:11 PM Permalink
KITCH

220??

great...I know where I can find 420..but not 220

hmmm 2 x 2 = 4 and 20...

maybe I need to find 2 signs of 420
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 12:18 PM Permalink
me2

sounds like BC to me - so far anyhow-we all know that will change in a few minutes
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 12:42 PM Permalink
becksie

220 must be some address that you can see from the prize
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 1:10 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

hahahaha
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 1:15 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

220 volts?

Is another clue coming out at 3 or is this what we are on?(not sure when this started)
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 1:16 PM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Maybe we need 20-20 vision to find it?
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 1:30 PM Permalink
KITCH

Feb. 20th is always close to daytona...
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 1:32 PM Permalink
me2

its no fun if i cant use my guide and google

whoa---theres someone named sheneedsme2 at my poker table
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 1:39 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Maybe this will help, maybe it won't: I have told people that at this point, the medallion could be found.

Just an fyi.
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 1:44 PM Permalink
KITCH

"two T"

"personally I like rockyroad"
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 1:45 PM Permalink
KITCH

Point of Origin = POO
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 1:47 PM Permalink
KITCH

ok...here's what I've got...

No.3 - Dale

feb 20th...dayton...Jeff Gordon won dayton last year

Steer- driving wheel

have a beer...yep NASCAR
Mon, 10/17/2005 - 1:55 PM Permalink