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Yes - you can poo in Tim's Mock Hunt of Burning Poo

Submitted by THX 1138 on
My mock hunt is going to start Oct 16!!!! 2 clues a day, 12 clues in all! Clues 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 will be given as close to 9 AM as possible. Clues 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 will be given as close to 3 PM as possible. Right here. Clues 1 and 12 are special so they will be given at special times. 

Prizes: 2 pairs of tickets to Minnesota Wild home games (tbd), 2 St Paul Saints hats, 2 Pioneer Press hats, 1 DVD of all the interviews for No Time For Cold Feet along with the Zephy news story and the story on last years finders from CM, 1 bag of m and m's 

Clue #1 

I captured the flag nearby burial mounds 

But if you look near there you’ll be left in the dark 

Because it’s a sacred area that is out of bounds 

One thing's the same: it's in a Ramsey County Park 

Clue #2 

A post every year, hey have a beer 

When you find this you're on your way 

But to which park should I steer? 

You might find out later today 

Clue #3 

The typical clue that doesn't tell you poo 

Usually comes around clue number three 

The park has tables, grills, and a shelter too 

Is that all? Not when you find two twenty 

Clue #4 

Live in the present, but remember the past 

A one, a two, one red, one blue 

Other than a vote, what can be cast? 

Another treasure was hidden here too 

Clue #5 

A street or a few can split into two 

Many times this causes a plight 

Even you can figure out this clue 

Should you think of nuggets and a time with no light 

Clue #6 

The battle for the axe was settled by fate 

In an overly heated battle 

Look near the reason this bout causes such hate 

And the rest will follow you like cattle 

Clue #7 

Normally you wouldn’t re-bake veal 

But in this case you should give it a try 

Figuring this clue is a pretty big deal 

And if you don’t get it your chances might die 

Clue #8 

Step up to the challenge, move away from the lake 

Rockin with Ben Folds may offer a guide 

The prize can be taken without using a rake 

Just look for a good spot for a rodent to hide 

Clue #9 

Terry, Shawn, Dan, Scott, and Jason 

Couldn't have been any better 

They teamed with Johnson and Johnson 

To help me hide my Wild sweater



 

tim_the_hunter

I was kidding
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:15 AM Permalink
Pay Me

oohh an ego possibly?
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:15 AM Permalink
Clue Master

Phalen?
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:15 AM Permalink
Clue Master

In that case - you sure were looking good there Timmers! :wink:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:17 AM Permalink
KITCH

hmm...

cast is to throw...basically...

this throws me off...

my eyes are cast upon timmy

candles casting light

cast a rod? cast a disc?

casting is giving birth prematurely ..2

casting call? actors?

Pour a cast

OK...I've got a park.
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:19 AM Permalink
KITCH

geez...my 2nd edition THG sucks.
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:22 AM Permalink
KITCH

hmmm...now where do I find a depressed communist.
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:26 AM Permalink
KITCH

isn't red fish blue still on grand?
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:29 AM Permalink
me2

1st impression is fishing-

now back to work til 1 -then some discin
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:38 AM Permalink
KITCH

I just looked up addresses of every VFW and Legion in the county. Nothing looked right.

cept for roseville vfw and legion are both within a block of central park.
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:55 AM Permalink
OT

Metal can be cast too. Like iron, aluminum, steel, etc. A statue? A golf club? Two little die-cast toy cars?
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:01 AM Permalink
Redbear

OT! YAY!
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 8:33 AM Permalink
me2

hmmm- no time at the moment -at work

but researching an area that made me rethink something ... blah blah blah hmmmmmm
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 9:25 AM Permalink
Clue Master

My list as it sits now:

Central Park

Lions

Round Lake

Crosby Farm/Hidden Falls

Tony Schmidt County Park (Lake Johanna)

Phalen - Keller Regional Park

Others to consider:

Matoska

Snail Lake

Silver Lake Park

Gilfillan Park (Sucker Lake)

Vets Park (Lakeside Park)

Island Lake

Gervais Mill Park
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 9:30 AM Permalink
treasure chest

:smile: Ares is out hunting....
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 9:32 AM Permalink
me2

ok, I am on my way to find him
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 9:36 AM Permalink
KITCH

Yikes...

My top 3 are not even on your list!!!!

BC

Harriet

Highland

4th is Central and tie with HiddenFalls
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 9:36 AM Permalink
me2

I may not have even posted it :smile:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 9:41 AM Permalink
KITCH

u r nice
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 9:41 AM Permalink
me2

so much for discin :smile:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 9:42 AM Permalink
KITCH

maybe you need 2 b @ acorn
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 9:43 AM Permalink
treasure chest

meet chya there me2!
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 9:43 AM Permalink
KITCH

grrr...

:wink:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 9:57 AM Permalink
KITCH

clank

yep....that's the sound I need to hear.
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 11:22 AM Permalink
KITCH

mucky is in hidden falls.
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 11:33 AM Permalink
ares

me2 syas: "tim is color blind, and she's gonna 'launch' him in...."
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 11:50 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Clue #5

A street or a few can split into two

Many times this causes a plight

Even you can figure out this clue

Should you think of nuggets and a time with no light
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 12:01 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

{cricket}

I knew I should have gone with the easy version...

:pbpt: :wink: :pbpt: :wink:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 12:11 PM Permalink
ares

me2 says that's her favorite clue. 'tis a good one.
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 12:17 PM Permalink
mucluck

nuggets = gets gun

hmmmmmm :confused:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 12:17 PM Permalink
KITCH

Dark Ages

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This article is about the term "Dark age(s)" as a characterisation of the (Early) Middle Ages in Europe. For other uses of the phrase, see Dark Ages (disambiguation).

The phrase the Dark Ages (or Dark Age) is most commonly known in relation to the European Early Middle Ages (from about A.D. 476 to about 1000), but it is also used to denote other periods from which events are relatively obscure because of our lack of knowledge of them, usually through lack of written records.

This concept of a "Dark Age" was first created by Italian humanists and was originally intended as a pejorative sweeping criticism of the character of Late Latin literature. Later historians expanded the term to include not only the lack of Latin literature, but a lack of contemporary written history and material cultural achievements in general. Popular culture has further expanded on the term as a vehicle to depict the Middle Ages as a time of backwardness, extending its pejorative use and expanding its scope. The rise of archaeology and other specialities in the 20th century has shed much light on the period and offered a more nuanced understanding of its positive developments. Other terms of periodization have come to the fore: Late Antiquity, the Early Middle Ages and the Great Migrations, depending on which aspects of culture are being emphasized. Most modern historians dismiss the notion that the era was a "Dark Age" by pointing out that this idea was based on ignorance of the period combined with popular stereotypes: many previous authors would simply assume that the era was a dismal time of violence and stagnation and use this assumption to prove itself.

In Britain and the United States, "Dark Ages" has occasionally been used by professionals, with severe qualification, as a term of periodization. This usage is intended as non-judgmental and simply means the relative lack of written record, "silent" as much as "dark."
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 12:24 PM Permalink
KITCH

crap...Dark Ages are A.D....not B.C.
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 12:25 PM Permalink
KITCH

I'm going to do some daylight scouting for some nitetime hunting.
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 12:48 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

well as me2's new secretary, can you tell her thank you from me? :ooh:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 1:06 PM Permalink
treasure chest

Storm Honey and Nadia are joining in the hunt :smile:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 1:07 PM Permalink
ares

well as me2's new secretary, can you tell her thank you from me?

sure

Storm Honey and Nadia are joining in the hunt

the blue wolf is back!
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 1:09 PM Permalink
OT

Has anyone checked out Crosby by the old Tunnel of Terror or whatever it was called?
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 1:10 PM Permalink
KITCH

no luck...no love

geez...nothing else fits....as far as I can tell at this point
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 2:21 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

I'm right here me2. Meet you there soon!
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 5:27 PM Permalink
me2

in the morning anyways- I have a dr appt first
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 5:41 PM Permalink
me2

ok kitch, let me look at these clues again and try to see what your seeing ... but I'm still right :pbpt:

through the eyes of kitchy
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 5:51 PM Permalink
KITCH

you will need alot of drugs to look thru my thinking...
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 5:52 PM Permalink
ares

mmmmmmmmm

drugs.
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 5:58 PM Permalink
becksie

I need to noodle these new clues as work tomorrow (if nobody finds the prize by afternoon, anyway)...but someone please tell me when the WC hunt starts...I need to let my sister know so she can get her airline ticket. Is it the 22nd? the 25th? crap! I just can't remember!
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:32 PM Permalink
becksie

I'm so tired...must get sleep... :asleep: :asleep:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:32 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

2006 Winter Carnival runs from January 27 (Friday) - February 5th next year. That should put the first date of the hunt at 22 January. (I hope this is right)
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:39 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I'm gonna take a stab at some night hunting as well. I feel pretty confident. Maybe see ya out there.

Tim - Can you please call those of us who you have cell numbers for if someone turns it in?
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:42 PM Permalink
Clue Master

should put the first date of the hunt at 22 January

Hey - that's Timmers Birthday Too!!! :ooh:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:43 PM Permalink
me2

pretty confident as well but not until morning here -

Jan 21 is Saturday night
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:55 PM Permalink
becksie

so...the 22nd??
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:57 PM Permalink