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Yes - you can poo in Tim's Mock Hunt of Burning Poo

Submitted by THX 1138 on
My mock hunt is going to start Oct 16!!!! 2 clues a day, 12 clues in all! Clues 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 will be given as close to 9 AM as possible. Clues 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 will be given as close to 3 PM as possible. Right here. Clues 1 and 12 are special so they will be given at special times. 

Prizes: 2 pairs of tickets to Minnesota Wild home games (tbd), 2 St Paul Saints hats, 2 Pioneer Press hats, 1 DVD of all the interviews for No Time For Cold Feet along with the Zephy news story and the story on last years finders from CM, 1 bag of m and m's 

Clue #1 

I captured the flag nearby burial mounds 

But if you look near there you’ll be left in the dark 

Because it’s a sacred area that is out of bounds 

One thing's the same: it's in a Ramsey County Park 

Clue #2 

A post every year, hey have a beer 

When you find this you're on your way 

But to which park should I steer? 

You might find out later today 

Clue #3 

The typical clue that doesn't tell you poo 

Usually comes around clue number three 

The park has tables, grills, and a shelter too 

Is that all? Not when you find two twenty 

Clue #4 

Live in the present, but remember the past 

A one, a two, one red, one blue 

Other than a vote, what can be cast? 

Another treasure was hidden here too 

Clue #5 

A street or a few can split into two 

Many times this causes a plight 

Even you can figure out this clue 

Should you think of nuggets and a time with no light 

Clue #6 

The battle for the axe was settled by fate 

In an overly heated battle 

Look near the reason this bout causes such hate 

And the rest will follow you like cattle 

Clue #7 

Normally you wouldn’t re-bake veal 

But in this case you should give it a try 

Figuring this clue is a pretty big deal 

And if you don’t get it your chances might die 

Clue #8 

Step up to the challenge, move away from the lake 

Rockin with Ben Folds may offer a guide 

The prize can be taken without using a rake 

Just look for a good spot for a rodent to hide 

Clue #9 

Terry, Shawn, Dan, Scott, and Jason 

Couldn't have been any better 

They teamed with Johnson and Johnson 

To help me hide my Wild sweater



 

Clue Master

21st at 11:00 I would think
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 6:58 PM Permalink
Clue Master

pretty confident as well but not until morning here -

I wish I could tomorrow but have teacher conferences
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:00 PM Permalink
me2

well knowing the park -there arnt many places to hide it in that area- so you may have a good stab at it tonight-

If others were going out than maybe... but I may get mugged with you there

we have MEA Thurs and Fri -
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:02 PM Permalink
mrmnmikey

The predig gig should be the evening of Jan 21st
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:07 PM Permalink
becksie

OK, so the 22nd :confused:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:08 PM Permalink
me2

ooooh crap
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:09 PM Permalink
me2

no way!

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:09 PM Permalink
becksie

what???
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:10 PM Permalink
becksie

me2, why are you scaring everybody like that and then not saying anything?
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:15 PM Permalink
me2

sorry-I just thought someone was going to the wrong park
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:34 PM Permalink
becksie

----whew---! :sheepish:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:35 PM Permalink
me2

very ironic for the guy to find it- BWAH!

I got the anagram
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 7:48 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Egram me your cellphone number if you want to be notified when it is found.
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 8:38 PM Permalink
KITCH

shhhh....CLUEMASTER...
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 10:16 PM Permalink
Clue Master

I got the anagram

No you didn't - spell it out again - it doesn't work

Here's an anagram for ya: The Simpson's is a toon sitcom :wink: :wink:

shhhh....CLUEMASTER...

Poker when a hunt is going on? Where are your priorities bud? :wink:

Clue #2 is my favorite Tim :smile:

Anybody want some picture clues? :chagrin:
Tue, 10/18/2005 - 10:25 PM Permalink
KITCH

BUSTED!! HEH!!

it was more HAY HAVE A BEER!

Here I honestly thought nobody else knew EXACTLY where to look...so thought I could wait until daylight even after another clue...

oh well...I'll be out for hours this afternoon.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:15 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

I was out all night.... heading back out in a bit...

nothing better to do...

the nugget thing bothered me for some reason, so I found myself looking for parks near McDonalds's or a park starting with "Mc"....

yes... stupid...

considering where its at....
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:25 AM Permalink
ares

tell you what. i'll see you all at the bar at mcgoverns :smile:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:47 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

that place sucks...

bad memories....

and they dont have a dollar memu either...
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:54 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Clue #6

The battle for the axe was settled by fate

In an overly heated battle

Look near the reason this bout causes such hate

And the rest will follow you like cattle
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 6:02 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

I was laughing so hard last night when me2 said she had the anagram and brad told me he had figured out the anagram from hey have a beer.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 6:04 AM Permalink
KITCH

I love clue 6!!!!!
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 6:07 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Awwww, clue 6 loves you back Kitch!
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 6:09 AM Permalink
Clue Master

HAHA!!

Tims a bastard :eek: :smile:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 6:41 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

you're on to me... pops is just a rent a dad I hired over the internet.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 6:46 AM Permalink
Clue Master

HAHA - Well at least you got a good deal anyway. Pops Rocks!

Oh and by the way. I found your treasure tonight. I left it there because I thought some of you might still want to hunt since this was found so fast (by luck I might add)

I'll split the prize with whomever finds it the '2nd' time. Let me know if you want to call it quits and I'll tell ya where it is. :wink:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 6:59 AM Permalink
KITCH

hmmm

Grover Cleveland and President Theodore Roosevelt

now I'm 2nd guessing myslf.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 7:06 AM Permalink
KITCH

April 6, 1997

for my future reference so I can find this again!!!
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 7:47 AM Permalink
me2

that clue didnt help :frown:

so far 3 clues tell me the same thing
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 8:32 AM Permalink
KITCH

that's cuz you didn't look up cattle...

here

1.Any of various chiefly domesticated mammals of the genus Bos, including cows, steers, bulls, and oxen, often raised for meat and dairy products.

2. Humans, especially when viewed contemptuously or as a mob.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 8:38 AM Permalink
me2

thanks for clearing that up for me kitch :eyeroll:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 8:39 AM Permalink
KITCH

I've always like Belgium Blue's myself..

but another cool cow is the Miniature Panda Cow.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 8:40 AM Permalink
me2

it is a beautiful morning out there

ready to go back out

came home to use the crapper

anyone else? ... going out?...not using my crapper ::geeesh::
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 8:40 AM Permalink
KITCH

"Dutch Belted" hmmm...never knew this was a cow....

sounds like drunk cow 2 me.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 8:42 AM Permalink
KITCH

I forgot about "highland" breeds...oh geez.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 8:43 AM Permalink
me2

don't forget HEIFERS
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 8:43 AM Permalink
ares

:: makes a deposit in me2's crapper ::
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 8:52 AM Permalink
me2

badgers- gophers? whats the difference? teehee
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 8:55 AM Permalink
ares

one is from minnesota, the other is from wisconsin, silly.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 9:13 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

Im going out....

also probably wont be using your crapper...

already used my own today...
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 10:22 AM Permalink
THX 1138

TMI
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 10:26 AM Permalink
Clue Master

tick...tick.....tick.....tick.....
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 11:52 AM Permalink
Clue Master

If it's in the area where I think it is it would be like having a winning lottery ticket if you found it this early.

Man, I'd give ya $10 if you found where it's hid.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 11:54 AM Permalink
cocorosie

how about $20?! :grin:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 11:56 AM Permalink
Clue Master

nope

Why aren't you out there?

I think I'm about ready to make a deposit in me2's can as well.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 11:57 AM Permalink
cocorosie

work.

i'm on a 5min coffee break. :angry:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 11:59 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Clue #7

Normally you wouldnÂ’t re-bake veal

But in this case you should give it a try

Figuring this clue is a pretty big deal

And if you donÂ’t get it your chances might die
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:00 PM Permalink
ares

from me2: "that sucks"

from treasure chest: "you shouldn't bake veal the first time. that's just not nice"
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:02 PM Permalink
cocorosie

pft!

i'll recook anything.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:03 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Yeah, I heard that when I was on the phone with Kitch.

Kitch says "this is better than six!"
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:03 PM Permalink