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Yes - you can poo in Tim's Mock Hunt of Burning Poo

Submitted by THX 1138 on
My mock hunt is going to start Oct 16!!!! 2 clues a day, 12 clues in all! Clues 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 will be given as close to 9 AM as possible. Clues 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 will be given as close to 3 PM as possible. Right here. Clues 1 and 12 are special so they will be given at special times. 

Prizes: 2 pairs of tickets to Minnesota Wild home games (tbd), 2 St Paul Saints hats, 2 Pioneer Press hats, 1 DVD of all the interviews for No Time For Cold Feet along with the Zephy news story and the story on last years finders from CM, 1 bag of m and m's 

Clue #1 

I captured the flag nearby burial mounds 

But if you look near there you’ll be left in the dark 

Because it’s a sacred area that is out of bounds 

One thing's the same: it's in a Ramsey County Park 

Clue #2 

A post every year, hey have a beer 

When you find this you're on your way 

But to which park should I steer? 

You might find out later today 

Clue #3 

The typical clue that doesn't tell you poo 

Usually comes around clue number three 

The park has tables, grills, and a shelter too 

Is that all? Not when you find two twenty 

Clue #4 

Live in the present, but remember the past 

A one, a two, one red, one blue 

Other than a vote, what can be cast? 

Another treasure was hidden here too 

Clue #5 

A street or a few can split into two 

Many times this causes a plight 

Even you can figure out this clue 

Should you think of nuggets and a time with no light 

Clue #6 

The battle for the axe was settled by fate 

In an overly heated battle 

Look near the reason this bout causes such hate 

And the rest will follow you like cattle 

Clue #7 

Normally you wouldn’t re-bake veal 

But in this case you should give it a try 

Figuring this clue is a pretty big deal 

And if you don’t get it your chances might die 

Clue #8 

Step up to the challenge, move away from the lake 

Rockin with Ben Folds may offer a guide 

The prize can be taken without using a rake 

Just look for a good spot for a rodent to hide 

Clue #9 

Terry, Shawn, Dan, Scott, and Jason 

Couldn't have been any better 

They teamed with Johnson and Johnson 

To help me hide my Wild sweater



 

Clue Master

Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:08 PM Permalink
Clue Master

#2 is still my favorite
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:08 PM Permalink
cocorosie

CM's 3pm thoughts... "mmmm...beeerrr"
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:13 PM Permalink
Pay Me

Im liking #4 :smile:

Nice pic CM, when did you get the new set of tights?
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:16 PM Permalink
Clue Master

You like PM? You wanna take a stab at guessing what the O on my shirt really stands for? :confused:

Wishful thinking for me coco. My 3pm beer will be going down around 10pm. :frown:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:46 PM Permalink
cocorosie

I may just have to have a cosmo tonight! I'll be thinking bout ya CM!
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:52 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Thanks coco - hopefully good thoughts :smile:

Just for you I'll tell ya where it is. It's under a step in the middle of the woods on the Maplewood side of Beaver Lake Park.

Good luck :wink:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:55 PM Permalink
cocorosie

oooh baby...i'm sure!

down and dirty hunting for tim's little treasure! :eek:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 12:56 PM Permalink
Pay Me

HEHE...CM, now, I would love to tell you what the O is for. But for now I will just assume it means "O, I know where the treasure is" :wink:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 1:01 PM Permalink
me2

it is a good clue just that it told me where I already was
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 1:15 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Clues are much more obvious if you are already zeroed in on a park.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 1:22 PM Permalink
KITCH



HUH???? I'm confused!!!
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 2:19 PM Permalink
me2

hey -that is actually one of my FAVORITE places in the park!! and close to my ultimate favorite where I thought cm was going last night!

memorable moments:

the nonanagram that everyone anagramed that anagramed to nothing but everyone got something ~~

geese golfing

giant mushrooms

nighttime fox hunting

cousins!
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 2:22 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

what nonanagram? all the anagrams are anagrams not nonanagrams. :wink:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 2:24 PM Permalink
KITCH

say thy very beaver hoe, ovary pee area
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 2:39 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

duh
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 2:40 PM Permalink
me2

oh - now I wanna go back out- anyone else going? kitch? cm? grrrr-

thats clue 6 kitch
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 4:45 PM Permalink
KITCH

I agree!! :wink:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 4:56 PM Permalink
KITCH

I'll go out ...I'll be out around 920ish....

I'm going to watch the cows come home.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 4:57 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Since everyone is stumped, I am going to give a bonus clue...

There is a body of water nearby. :grin:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 4:57 PM Permalink
me2

Mwah!

ok- grrrr- I cant get out there til at least 9:45 ...I have your headlamp
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:09 PM Permalink
KITCH

U DO??

omg..thats where that went...i've been looking for that.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:12 PM Permalink
me2

I've had it since that one night :wink: :eyeroll:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:17 PM Permalink
Clue Master

Do you still have my helmet? :ooh:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:21 PM Permalink
me2

eeeeeeeewwwwwww did you really want that back?
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:24 PM Permalink
KITCH

what wrong with my helmet?? Its blue and its got cool reflectors on it.

I bought it on ebay...geez..
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:29 PM Permalink
me2

a used helmet- nice
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:31 PM Permalink
KITCH

its been used in a bunch of emergancies.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 5:33 PM Permalink
Randahl

any winners?
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 6:57 PM Permalink
becksie

not yet...
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 6:58 PM Permalink
Randahl

where the hell is everyone - looking in all folders
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 6:58 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Thank you for calling tim's hunt hotline. The medallion has not been found, thank you and keep hunting. Remember, search don't destroy!
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 6:59 PM Permalink
me2

Im around but not for long- turning in soon- gotta pack -
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 7:12 PM Permalink
me2

ooooh wow- I dont believe it -it cant be right-but it is! that is absolutely an awesome clue #2 if I got it! clever is an understatement - I am officially impressed ~

cm got it before me and was nice enough (he wouldnt tell me ;p ) to let me figure it out on my own ...and I thank him for the TOUGH LOVE

 :sheepish: :cool: :sillygrin:
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 7:14 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

haha, egram me.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 7:20 PM Permalink
me2

sent - Id call you but I know you dont answer your phone! HA -that and I dont have your number handy
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 7:22 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

correction... I don't answer my phone when I'm in the basement of work.

I ussually answer my phone.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 7:24 PM Permalink
me2

now that I got that and #6 -I will be out in the same area I was gonna be at anyhow :eyeroll: ....
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 7:26 PM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

I hate when that happens. You get all excited and then you realize it doesn't really help.
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 7:28 PM Permalink
me2

exactly --- :eyeroll: :frown:

hope to see you out there becksie
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 7:30 PM Permalink
Clue Master

At least you don't have to second guess yourself anymore. Good job
Wed, 10/19/2005 - 8:20 PM Permalink
becksie

I'm hoping to get out there after work for a bit...Brooke said she'll be home around 3...we're going to dinner for her birthday...but I'm sure she won't mind if I'm hunting for a little while :cool:
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 2:45 AM Permalink
ThoseMedallingKids

Yeah, nobody find it so Coco and I can possibly go out looking for it later. :goofy:
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 4:57 AM Permalink
KITCH

Nice 420 post
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 5:11 AM Permalink
tim_the_hunter

Clue #8

Step up to the challenge, move away from the lake

Rockin with Ben Folds may offer a guide

The prize can be taken without using a rake

Just look for a good spot for a rodent to hide
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:04 AM Permalink
Wicked Nick

that reminds me....Ben Folds will be at First Ave on the 25th...
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:08 AM Permalink
KITCH

HE CAN FLY....

oh wait...I rocked with somebody else..
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:09 AM Permalink
KITCH

stick pile
Thu, 10/20/2005 - 6:10 AM Permalink